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Adam & Eve & Pinch Me
Adam & Eve & Pinch Me

Chapter III

Chapter 3 of Adam & Eve & Pinch Me is here in full — 417 sentences across 84 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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He heard the maid come stepping up the stairway again, humming her silly song.
He did not want a scene, or to be caught eavesdropping, and so turned quickly to another door.
It was locked.
He sprang to one beyond it; the handle would not turn.
“Bah! what’s _up_ with ’em?”
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Adam & Eve & Pinch Me

Chapter III

Chapter 3 of Adam & Eve & Pinch Me is here in full — 417 sentences across 84 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/83 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
He heard the maid come stepping up the stairway again, humming her silly song.
/hiː hɜːrd ðə meɪd kʌm ˈstepɪŋ ʌp ðə ˈsterweɪ əˈɡen ˈhʌmɪŋ hɜːr ˈsɪli sɔːŋ/
Line 2
He did not want a scene, or to be caught eavesdropping, and so turned quickly to another door.
/hiː dɪd nɑːt wɑːnt ə siːn ɔːr tuː biː kɑːt ˈiːvzdrɑːpɪŋ ənd soʊ tɜːrnd ˈkwɪkli tuː əˈnʌðər dɔːr/
Line 3
It was locked.
/ɪt wɑːz lɑːkt/
Line 4
He sprang to one beyond it; the handle would not turn.
/hiː spræŋ tuː wʌn bɪˈɑːnd ɪt ðə ˈhændəl wʊd nɑːt tɜːrn/
Line 5
“Bah! what’s _up_ with ’em?”

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

eavesdropping verb US /ˈiːvzdrɑːpɪŋ/

inflected form of “eavesdrop” — listen without the speaker's knowledge

From this reading “He did not want a scene, or to be caught eavesdropping, and so turned quickly to another door.”

handle verb US /ˈhændəl/

be in charge of, act on, or dispose of

From this reading “He sprang to one beyond it; the handle would not turn.”

humming noun US /ˈhʌmɪŋ/

a humming noise

From this reading “He heard the maid come stepping up the stairway again, humming her silly song.”

locked verb US /lɑːkt/

past form of “lock” — fasten with a lock

From this reading “It was locked.”

maid noun US /meɪd/

a female domestic

From this reading “He heard the maid come stepping up the stairway again, humming her silly song.”

silly adjective US /ˈsɪli/

ludicrous, foolish

From this reading “He heard the maid come stepping up the stairway again, humming her silly song.”

stairway noun US /ˈsterweɪ/

a way of access (upward and downward) consisting of a set of steps

From this reading “He heard the maid come stepping up the stairway again, humming her silly song.”

stepping verb US /ˈstepɪŋ/

inflected form of “step” — shift or move by taking a step

From this reading “He heard the maid come stepping up the stairway again, humming her silly song.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading He did not want a scene, or to be caught eavesdropping, and so turned quickly to another door.

againadverbUS /əˈɡen/

anew

From this reading He heard the maid come stepping up the stairway again, humming her silly song.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading He did not want a scene, or to be caught eavesdropping, and so turned quickly to another door.

anotherdeterminerUS /əˈnʌðər/

one more of the same kind, or a different one

From this reading He did not want a scene, or to be caught eavesdropping, and so turned quickly to another door.

Bah

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Bah! what’s _up_ with ’em?”

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading He did not want a scene, or to be caught eavesdropping, and so turned quickly to another door.

beyondprepositionUS /bɪˈɑːnd/

on the far side of; further than

From this reading He sprang to one beyond it; the handle would not turn.

caughtverbUS /kɑːt/

inflected form of “catch” — discover or come upon accidentally, suddenly, or unexpectedly; catch somebody doing something or in a certain state

From this reading He did not want a scene, or to be caught eavesdropping, and so turned quickly to another door.

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading He heard the maid come stepping up the stairway again, humming her silly song.

didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading He did not want a scene, or to be caught eavesdropping, and so turned quickly to another door.

doornounUS /dɔːr/

a swinging or sliding barrier that will close the entrance to a room or building or vehicle

From this reading He did not want a scene, or to be caught eavesdropping, and so turned quickly to another door.

eavesdroppingverbUS /ˈiːvzdrɑːpɪŋ/

inflected form of “eavesdrop” — listen without the speaker's knowledge

From this reading He did not want a scene, or to be caught eavesdropping, and so turned quickly to another door.

emnounUS /em/

a quad with a square body

From this reading “Bah! what’s _up_ with ’em?”

handleverbUS /ˈhændəl/

be in charge of, act on, or dispose of

From this reading He sprang to one beyond it; the handle would not turn.

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading He heard the maid come stepping up the stairway again, humming her silly song.

heardadjectiveUS /hɜːrd/

detected or perceived by the sense of hearing

From this reading He heard the maid come stepping up the stairway again, humming her silly song.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading He heard the maid come stepping up the stairway again, humming her silly song.

hummingnounUS /ˈhʌmɪŋ/

a humming noise

From this reading He heard the maid come stepping up the stairway again, humming her silly song.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It was locked.

lockedverbUS /lɑːkt/

past form of “lock” — fasten with a lock

From this reading It was locked.

maidnounUS /meɪd/

a female domestic

From this reading He heard the maid come stepping up the stairway again, humming her silly song.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading He did not want a scene, or to be caught eavesdropping, and so turned quickly to another door.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading He sprang to one beyond it; the handle would not turn.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading He did not want a scene, or to be caught eavesdropping, and so turned quickly to another door.

quicklyadverbUS /ˈkwɪkli/

with speed

From this reading He did not want a scene, or to be caught eavesdropping, and so turned quickly to another door.

scenenounUS /siːn/

the place where some action occurs

From this reading He did not want a scene, or to be caught eavesdropping, and so turned quickly to another door.

sillyadjectiveUS /ˈsɪli/

ludicrous, foolish

From this reading He heard the maid come stepping up the stairway again, humming her silly song.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading He did not want a scene, or to be caught eavesdropping, and so turned quickly to another door.

songnounUS /sɔːŋ/

a short musical composition with words

From this reading He heard the maid come stepping up the stairway again, humming her silly song.

sprangverbUS /spræŋ/

inflected form of “spring” — move forward by leaps and bounds

From this reading He sprang to one beyond it; the handle would not turn.

stairwaynounUS /ˈsterweɪ/

a way of access (upward and downward) consisting of a set of steps

From this reading He heard the maid come stepping up the stairway again, humming her silly song.

steppingverbUS /ˈstepɪŋ/

inflected form of “step” — shift or move by taking a step

From this reading He heard the maid come stepping up the stairway again, humming her silly song.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading He heard the maid come stepping up the stairway again, humming her silly song.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading He did not want a scene, or to be caught eavesdropping, and so turned quickly to another door.

turnverbUS /tɜːrn/

change orientation or direction, also in the abstract sense

From this reading He sprang to one beyond it; the handle would not turn.

turnedadjectiveUS /tɜːrnd/

moved around an axis or center

From this reading He did not want a scene, or to be caught eavesdropping, and so turned quickly to another door.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading He heard the maid come stepping up the stairway again, humming her silly song.

wantverbUS /wɑːnt/

feel or have a desire for; want strongly

From this reading He did not want a scene, or to be caught eavesdropping, and so turned quickly to another door.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading It was locked.

what's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Bah! what’s _up_ with ’em?”

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading “Bah! what’s _up_ with ’em?”

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading He sprang to one beyond it; the handle would not turn.

Chapter 3 of Adam & Eve & Pinch Me by A. E. (Alfred Edgar) Coppard holds 417 sentences, grouped into 84 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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