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Adam & Eve & Pinch Me

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Chapter 5 of Adam & Eve & Pinch Me is here in full — 437 sentences across 88 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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“That ’e wasn’t,” said Mrs. Pellegrini, “I seen ’im once half murder two sojers for beating a deaf and dumb man.”
“Well,” continued Jerry, “I says all right Timmy, and so we ’as a share out and gits on different roads.
My share was a clothes basket and a pair of spectacles cost tuppence ha’penny, _you_ know, and I walked all that day as ’ard as ever I could.
Then I bushes for the night, and when I woke up nex’ morning I ’eard some talking going on.
I looks under the ’edge and found I was side a strawberry field, _you_ know, a lot of strawberries.
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Adam & Eve & Pinch Me

Chapter V

Chapter 5 of Adam & Eve & Pinch Me is here in full — 437 sentences across 88 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/87 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
“That ’e wasn’t,” said Mrs. Pellegrini, “I seen ’im once half murder two sojers for beating a deaf and dumb man.”
Line 2
“Well,” continued Jerry, “I says all right Timmy, and so we ’as a share out and gits on different roads.
Line 3
My share was a clothes basket and a pair of spectacles cost tuppence ha’penny, _you_ know, and I walked all that day as ’ard as ever I could.
Line 4
Then I bushes for the night, and when I woke up nex’ morning I ’eard some talking going on.
Line 5
I looks under the ’edge and found I was side a strawberry field, _you_ know, a lot of strawberries.
/aɪ lʊks ˈʌndər ðə edʒ ənd faʊnd aɪ wɑːz saɪd ə ˈstrɔːberi fiːld juː noʊ ə lɑːt ʌv ˈstrɔːberiz/

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

basket noun US /ˈbæskət/

a container that is usually woven and has handles

From this reading “My share was a clothes basket and a pair of spectacles cost tuppence ha’penny, _you_ know, and I walked all that day as ’ard as ever I could.”

deaf adjective US /def/

lacking or deprived of the sense of hearing wholly or in part

From this reading ““That ’e wasn’t,” said Mrs. Pellegrini, “I seen ’im once half murder two sojers for beating a deaf and dumb man.””

dumb adjective US /dʌm/

slow to learn or understand; lacking intellectual acuity

From this reading ““That ’e wasn’t,” said Mrs. Pellegrini, “I seen ’im once half murder two sojers for beating a deaf and dumb man.””

roads noun US /roʊdz/

a partly sheltered anchorage

From this reading ““Well,” continued Jerry, “I says all right Timmy, and so we ’as a share out and gits on different roads.”

spectacles noun US /ˈspektəkəlz/

(plural) optical instrument consisting of a frame that holds a pair of lenses for correcting defective vision

From this reading “My share was a clothes basket and a pair of spectacles cost tuppence ha’penny, _you_ know, and I walked all that day as ’ard as ever I could.”

strawberries noun US /ˈstrɔːberiz/

plural of “strawberry” — sweet fleshy red fruit

From this reading “I looks under the ’edge and found I was side a strawberry field, _you_ know, a lot of strawberries.”

strawberry noun US /ˈstrɔːberi/

sweet fleshy red fruit

From this reading “I looks under the ’edge and found I was side a strawberry field, _you_ know, a lot of strawberries.”

woke verb US /woʊk/

inflected form of “wake” — be awake, be alert, be there

From this reading “Then I bushes for the night, and when I woke up nex’ morning I ’eard some talking going on.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

woke up verb + adjective counted as “wake up”

cause to become awake or conscious

In this reading “Then I bushes for the night, and when I woke up nex’ morning I ’eard some talking going on.”

different roads adjective + noun

In this reading ““Well,” continued Jerry, “I says all right Timmy, and so we ’as a share out and gits on different roads.”

All words in this reading · 76

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading “That ’e wasn’t,” said Mrs. Pellegrini, “I seen ’im once half murder two sojers for beating a deaf and dumb man.”

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading “Well,” continued Jerry, “I says all right Timmy, and so we ’as a share out and gits on different roads.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading “That ’e wasn’t,” said Mrs. Pellegrini, “I seen ’im once half murder two sojers for beating a deaf and dumb man.”

ard

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading My share was a clothes basket and a pair of spectacles cost tuppence ha’penny, _you_ know, and I walked all that day as ’ard as ever I could.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading “Well,” continued Jerry, “I says all right Timmy, and so we ’as a share out and gits on different roads.

basketnounUS /ˈbæskət/

a container that is usually woven and has handles

From this reading My share was a clothes basket and a pair of spectacles cost tuppence ha’penny, _you_ know, and I walked all that day as ’ard as ever I could.

beatingnounUS /ˈbiːtɪŋ/

the act of overcoming or outdoing

From this reading “That ’e wasn’t,” said Mrs. Pellegrini, “I seen ’im once half murder two sojers for beating a deaf and dumb man.”

bushesnounUS /ˈbʊʃəz/

plural of “bush” — a low woody perennial plant usually having several major stems

From this reading Then I bushes for the night, and when I woke up nex’ morning I ’eard some talking going on.

clothesnounUS /kloʊðz/

clothing in general

From this reading My share was a clothes basket and a pair of spectacles cost tuppence ha’penny, _you_ know, and I walked all that day as ’ard as ever I could.

continuedadjectiveUS /kənˈtɪnjuːd/

without stop or interruption

From this reading “Well,” continued Jerry, “I says all right Timmy, and so we ’as a share out and gits on different roads.

costnounUS /kɑːst/

the total spent for goods or services including money and time and labor

From this reading My share was a clothes basket and a pair of spectacles cost tuppence ha’penny, _you_ know, and I walked all that day as ’ard as ever I could.

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading My share was a clothes basket and a pair of spectacles cost tuppence ha’penny, _you_ know, and I walked all that day as ’ard as ever I could.

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading My share was a clothes basket and a pair of spectacles cost tuppence ha’penny, _you_ know, and I walked all that day as ’ard as ever I could.

deafadjectiveUS /def/

lacking or deprived of the sense of hearing wholly or in part

From this reading “That ’e wasn’t,” said Mrs. Pellegrini, “I seen ’im once half murder two sojers for beating a deaf and dumb man.”

differentadjectiveUS /ˈdɪfərənt/

unlike in nature or quality or form or degree

From this reading “Well,” continued Jerry, “I says all right Timmy, and so we ’as a share out and gits on different roads.

dumbadjectiveUS /dʌm/

slow to learn or understand; lacking intellectual acuity

From this reading “That ’e wasn’t,” said Mrs. Pellegrini, “I seen ’im once half murder two sojers for beating a deaf and dumb man.”

enounUS /iː/

a fat-soluble vitamin that is essential for normal reproduction; an important antioxidant that neutralizes free radicals in the body

From this reading “That ’e wasn’t,” said Mrs. Pellegrini, “I seen ’im once half murder two sojers for beating a deaf and dumb man.”

eard

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Then I bushes for the night, and when I woke up nex’ morning I ’eard some talking going on.

edgenounUS /edʒ/

the boundary of a surface

From this reading I looks under the ’edge and found I was side a strawberry field, _you_ know, a lot of strawberries.

everadverbUS /ˈevər/

at any time

From this reading My share was a clothes basket and a pair of spectacles cost tuppence ha’penny, _you_ know, and I walked all that day as ’ard as ever I could.

fieldnounUS /fiːld/

a piece of land cleared of trees and usually enclosed

From this reading I looks under the ’edge and found I was side a strawberry field, _you_ know, a lot of strawberries.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading “That ’e wasn’t,” said Mrs. Pellegrini, “I seen ’im once half murder two sojers for beating a deaf and dumb man.”

foundverbUS /faʊnd/

set up or found

From this reading I looks under the ’edge and found I was side a strawberry field, _you_ know, a lot of strawberries.

gits

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Well,” continued Jerry, “I says all right Timmy, and so we ’as a share out and gits on different roads.

goingnounUS /ˈɡoʊɪŋ/

the act of departing

From this reading Then I bushes for the night, and when I woke up nex’ morning I ’eard some talking going on.

ha'pennynoun

an English coin worth half a penny

From this reading My share was a clothes basket and a pair of spectacles cost tuppence ha’penny, _you_ know, and I walked all that day as ’ard as ever I could.

halfadjectiveUS /hæf/

consisting of one of two equivalent parts in value or quantity

From this reading “That ’e wasn’t,” said Mrs. Pellegrini, “I seen ’im once half murder two sojers for beating a deaf and dumb man.”

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading “That ’e wasn’t,” said Mrs. Pellegrini, “I seen ’im once half murder two sojers for beating a deaf and dumb man.”

im

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “That ’e wasn’t,” said Mrs. Pellegrini, “I seen ’im once half murder two sojers for beating a deaf and dumb man.”

JerrynounUS /ˈdʒeri/

offensive term for a person of German descent

From this reading “Well,” continued Jerry, “I says all right Timmy, and so we ’as a share out and gits on different roads.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading My share was a clothes basket and a pair of spectacles cost tuppence ha’penny, _you_ know, and I walked all that day as ’ard as ever I could.

looksnounUS /lʊks/

plural of “look” — the feelings expressed on a person's face

From this reading I looks under the ’edge and found I was side a strawberry field, _you_ know, a lot of strawberries.

lotnounUS /lɑːt/

(often followed by “of”) a large number or amount or extent

From this reading I looks under the ’edge and found I was side a strawberry field, _you_ know, a lot of strawberries.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading “That ’e wasn’t,” said Mrs. Pellegrini, “I seen ’im once half murder two sojers for beating a deaf and dumb man.”

morningnounUS /ˈmɔːrnɪŋ/

the time period between dawn and noon

From this reading Then I bushes for the night, and when I woke up nex’ morning I ’eard some talking going on.

MrsnounUS /ˈmɪsɪz/

a form of address for a married woman

From this reading “That ’e wasn’t,” said Mrs. Pellegrini, “I seen ’im once half murder two sojers for beating a deaf and dumb man.”

murderverbUS /ˈmɜːrdər/

kill intentionally and with premeditation

From this reading “That ’e wasn’t,” said Mrs. Pellegrini, “I seen ’im once half murder two sojers for beating a deaf and dumb man.”

MydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading My share was a clothes basket and a pair of spectacles cost tuppence ha’penny, _you_ know, and I walked all that day as ’ard as ever I could.

nex

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Then I bushes for the night, and when I woke up nex’ morning I ’eard some talking going on.

nightnounUS /naɪt/

the time after sunset and before sunrise while it is dark outside

From this reading Then I bushes for the night, and when I woke up nex’ morning I ’eard some talking going on.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading My share was a clothes basket and a pair of spectacles cost tuppence ha’penny, _you_ know, and I walked all that day as ’ard as ever I could.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading “Well,” continued Jerry, “I says all right Timmy, and so we ’as a share out and gits on different roads.

onceadverbUS /wʌns/

on one occasion

From this reading “That ’e wasn’t,” said Mrs. Pellegrini, “I seen ’im once half murder two sojers for beating a deaf and dumb man.”

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading “Well,” continued Jerry, “I says all right Timmy, and so we ’as a share out and gits on different roads.

pairnounUS /per/

a set of two similar things considered as a unit

From this reading My share was a clothes basket and a pair of spectacles cost tuppence ha’penny, _you_ know, and I walked all that day as ’ard as ever I could.

Pellegrini

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “That ’e wasn’t,” said Mrs. Pellegrini, “I seen ’im once half murder two sojers for beating a deaf and dumb man.”

rightadverbUS /raɪt/

precisely, exactly

From this reading “Well,” continued Jerry, “I says all right Timmy, and so we ’as a share out and gits on different roads.

roadsnounUS /roʊdz/

a partly sheltered anchorage

From this reading “Well,” continued Jerry, “I says all right Timmy, and so we ’as a share out and gits on different roads.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading “That ’e wasn’t,” said Mrs. Pellegrini, “I seen ’im once half murder two sojers for beating a deaf and dumb man.”

saysnounUS /sez/

plural of “say” — the chance to speak

From this reading “Well,” continued Jerry, “I says all right Timmy, and so we ’as a share out and gits on different roads.

seenverbUS /siːn/

inflected form of “see” — perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading “That ’e wasn’t,” said Mrs. Pellegrini, “I seen ’im once half murder two sojers for beating a deaf and dumb man.”

shareverbUS /ʃer/

have in common

From this reading “Well,” continued Jerry, “I says all right Timmy, and so we ’as a share out and gits on different roads.

sidenounUS /saɪd/

a place within a region identified relative to a center or reference location

From this reading I looks under the ’edge and found I was side a strawberry field, _you_ know, a lot of strawberries.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading “Well,” continued Jerry, “I says all right Timmy, and so we ’as a share out and gits on different roads.

sojers

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “That ’e wasn’t,” said Mrs. Pellegrini, “I seen ’im once half murder two sojers for beating a deaf and dumb man.”

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading Then I bushes for the night, and when I woke up nex’ morning I ’eard some talking going on.

spectaclesnounUS /ˈspektəkəlz/

(plural) optical instrument consisting of a frame that holds a pair of lenses for correcting defective vision

From this reading My share was a clothes basket and a pair of spectacles cost tuppence ha’penny, _you_ know, and I walked all that day as ’ard as ever I could.

strawberriesnounUS /ˈstrɔːberiz/

plural of “strawberry” — sweet fleshy red fruit

From this reading I looks under the ’edge and found I was side a strawberry field, _you_ know, a lot of strawberries.

strawberrynounUS /ˈstrɔːberi/

sweet fleshy red fruit

From this reading I looks under the ’edge and found I was side a strawberry field, _you_ know, a lot of strawberries.

talkingnounUS /ˈtɔːkɪŋ/

an exchange of ideas via conversation

From this reading Then I bushes for the night, and when I woke up nex’ morning I ’eard some talking going on.

ThatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading “That ’e wasn’t,” said Mrs. Pellegrini, “I seen ’im once half murder two sojers for beating a deaf and dumb man.”

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Then I bushes for the night, and when I woke up nex’ morning I ’eard some talking going on.

ThenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading Then I bushes for the night, and when I woke up nex’ morning I ’eard some talking going on.

Timmy

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Well,” continued Jerry, “I says all right Timmy, and so we ’as a share out and gits on different roads.

tuppencenoun

a former United Kingdom silver coin; United Kingdom bronze decimal coin worth two pennies

From this reading My share was a clothes basket and a pair of spectacles cost tuppence ha’penny, _you_ know, and I walked all that day as ’ard as ever I could.

twonounUS /tuː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading “That ’e wasn’t,” said Mrs. Pellegrini, “I seen ’im once half murder two sojers for beating a deaf and dumb man.”

underprepositionUS /ˈʌndər/

below or beneath something; less than

From this reading I looks under the ’edge and found I was side a strawberry field, _you_ know, a lot of strawberries.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading Then I bushes for the night, and when I woke up nex’ morning I ’eard some talking going on.

walkedverbUS /wɔːkt/

past form of “walk” — use one's feet to advance; advance by steps

From this reading My share was a clothes basket and a pair of spectacles cost tuppence ha’penny, _you_ know, and I walked all that day as ’ard as ever I could.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading My share was a clothes basket and a pair of spectacles cost tuppence ha’penny, _you_ know, and I walked all that day as ’ard as ever I could.

wasn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “That ’e wasn’t,” said Mrs. Pellegrini, “I seen ’im once half murder two sojers for beating a deaf and dumb man.”

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading “Well,” continued Jerry, “I says all right Timmy, and so we ’as a share out and gits on different roads.

WelladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading “Well,” continued Jerry, “I says all right Timmy, and so we ’as a share out and gits on different roads.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading Then I bushes for the night, and when I woke up nex’ morning I ’eard some talking going on.

wokeverbUS /woʊk/

inflected form of “wake” — be awake, be alert, be there

From this reading Then I bushes for the night, and when I woke up nex’ morning I ’eard some talking going on.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading My share was a clothes basket and a pair of spectacles cost tuppence ha’penny, _you_ know, and I walked all that day as ’ard as ever I could.

Chapter 5 of Adam & Eve & Pinch Me by A. E. (Alfred Edgar) Coppard holds 437 sentences, grouped into 88 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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