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Alarms and Discursions

Chapter V · Chapter 5

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But there is another quarrel involved in which the young gentleman of culture comes into violent collision with the young lady of the cauliflowers.
The first essential of the merely bookish view of the sea is that it is boundless, and gives a sentiment of infinity.
Now it is quite certain, I think, that the cauliflower simile was partly created by exactly the opposite impression, the impression of boundary and of barrier.
The girl thought of it as a field of vegetables, even as a yard of vegetables.
The girl was right.
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Alarms and Discursions

Chapter V · Chapter 5

Chapter 5 of Alarms and Discursions is here in full — 445 sentences across 89 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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But there is another quarrel involved in which the young gentleman of culture comes into violent collision with the young lady of the cauliflowers.
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The first essential of the merely bookish view of the sea is that it is boundless, and gives a sentiment of infinity.
/ðə fɜːrst eˈsenʃəl ʌv ðə ˈmɪrli ˈbʊkɪʃ vjuː ʌv ðə siː ɪz ðæt ɪt ɪz ˈbaʊndləs ənd ɡɪvz ə ˈsentəmənt ʌv ˌɪnˈfɪnɪti/
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Now it is quite certain, I think, that the cauliflower simile was partly created by exactly the opposite impression, the impression of boundary and of barrier.
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The girl thought of it as a field of vegetables, even as a yard of vegetables.
/ðə ɡɜːrl θɔːt ʌv ɪt æz ə fiːld ʌv ˈvedʒtəbəlz ˈiːvɪn æz ə jɑːrd ʌv ˈvedʒtəbəlz/
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The girl was right.
/ðə ɡɜːrl wɑːz raɪt/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

barrier noun US /ˈbæriər/

a structure or object that impedes free movement

From this reading “Now it is quite certain, I think, that the cauliflower simile was partly created by exactly the opposite impression, the impression of boundary and of barrier.”

bookish adjective US /ˈbʊkɪʃ/

characterized by diligent study and fondness for reading

From this reading “The first essential of the merely bookish view of the sea is that it is boundless, and gives a sentiment of infinity.”

boundary noun US /ˈbaʊn.də.ri/

A line that marks the limits of an area.

From this reading “Now it is quite certain, I think, that the cauliflower simile was partly created by exactly the opposite impression, the impression of boundary and of barrier.”

boundless adjective US /ˈbaʊndləs/

seemingly boundless in amount, number, degree, or especially extent

From this reading “The first essential of the merely bookish view of the sea is that it is boundless, and gives a sentiment of infinity.”

cauliflower noun US /ˈkɑːləflaʊər/

a plant having a large edible head of crowded white flower buds

From this reading “Now it is quite certain, I think, that the cauliflower simile was partly created by exactly the opposite impression, the impression of boundary and of barrier.”

collision noun US /kəˈlɪʒən/

(physics) a brief event in which two or more bodies come together

From this reading “But there is another quarrel involved in which the young gentleman of culture comes into violent collision with the young lady of the cauliflowers.”

infinity noun US /ˌɪnˈfɪnɪti/

time without end

From this reading “The first essential of the merely bookish view of the sea is that it is boundless, and gives a sentiment of infinity.”

vegetables noun US /ˈvedʒtəbəlz/

plural of “vegetable” — edible seeds or roots or stems or leaves or bulbs or tubers or nonsweet fruits of any of numerous herbaceous plant

From this reading “The girl thought of it as a field of vegetables, even as a yard of vegetables.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading The first essential of the merely bookish view of the sea is that it is boundless, and gives a sentiment of infinity.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading The first essential of the merely bookish view of the sea is that it is boundless, and gives a sentiment of infinity.

anotherdeterminerUS /əˈnʌðər/

one more of the same kind, or a different one

From this reading But there is another quarrel involved in which the young gentleman of culture comes into violent collision with the young lady of the cauliflowers.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading The girl thought of it as a field of vegetables, even as a yard of vegetables.

barriernounUS /ˈbæriər/

a structure or object that impedes free movement

From this reading Now it is quite certain, I think, that the cauliflower simile was partly created by exactly the opposite impression, the impression of boundary and of barrier.

bookishadjectiveUS /ˈbʊkɪʃ/

characterized by diligent study and fondness for reading

From this reading The first essential of the merely bookish view of the sea is that it is boundless, and gives a sentiment of infinity.

boundarynounUS /ˈbaʊn.də.ri/

A line that marks the limits of an area.

From this reading Now it is quite certain, I think, that the cauliflower simile was partly created by exactly the opposite impression, the impression of boundary and of barrier.

boundlessadjectiveUS /ˈbaʊndləs/

seemingly boundless in amount, number, degree, or especially extent

From this reading The first essential of the merely bookish view of the sea is that it is boundless, and gives a sentiment of infinity.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But there is another quarrel involved in which the young gentleman of culture comes into violent collision with the young lady of the cauliflowers.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading Now it is quite certain, I think, that the cauliflower simile was partly created by exactly the opposite impression, the impression of boundary and of barrier.

cauliflowernounUS /ˈkɑːləflaʊər/

a plant having a large edible head of crowded white flower buds

From this reading Now it is quite certain, I think, that the cauliflower simile was partly created by exactly the opposite impression, the impression of boundary and of barrier.

cauliflowers

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading But there is another quarrel involved in which the young gentleman of culture comes into violent collision with the young lady of the cauliflowers.

certainadjectiveUS /ˈsɜːrtən/

definite but not specified or identified

From this reading Now it is quite certain, I think, that the cauliflower simile was partly created by exactly the opposite impression, the impression of boundary and of barrier.

collisionnounUS /kəˈlɪʒən/

(physics) a brief event in which two or more bodies come together

From this reading But there is another quarrel involved in which the young gentleman of culture comes into violent collision with the young lady of the cauliflowers.

comesnounUS /kʌmz/

plural of “come” — the thick white fluid containing spermatozoa that is ejaculated by the male genital tract

From this reading But there is another quarrel involved in which the young gentleman of culture comes into violent collision with the young lady of the cauliflowers.

createdverbUS /kriˈeɪtəd/

past form of “create” — make or cause to be or to become

From this reading Now it is quite certain, I think, that the cauliflower simile was partly created by exactly the opposite impression, the impression of boundary and of barrier.

culturenounUS /ˈkʌltʃər/

a particular society at a particular time and place

From this reading But there is another quarrel involved in which the young gentleman of culture comes into violent collision with the young lady of the cauliflowers.

essentialadjectiveUS /eˈsenʃəl/

absolutely necessary; vitally necessary

From this reading The first essential of the merely bookish view of the sea is that it is boundless, and gives a sentiment of infinity.

evenadjectiveUS /ˈiːvɪn/

divisible by two

From this reading The girl thought of it as a field of vegetables, even as a yard of vegetables.

exactlyadverbUS /ɪɡˈzæktli/

indicating exactness or preciseness

From this reading Now it is quite certain, I think, that the cauliflower simile was partly created by exactly the opposite impression, the impression of boundary and of barrier.

fieldnounUS /fiːld/

a piece of land cleared of trees and usually enclosed

From this reading The girl thought of it as a field of vegetables, even as a yard of vegetables.

firstadjectiveUS /fɜːrst/

preceding all others in time or space or degree

From this reading The first essential of the merely bookish view of the sea is that it is boundless, and gives a sentiment of infinity.

gentlemannounUS /ˈdʒentəlmən/

a man of refinement

From this reading But there is another quarrel involved in which the young gentleman of culture comes into violent collision with the young lady of the cauliflowers.

girlnounUS /ɡɜːrl/

a young female

From this reading The girl thought of it as a field of vegetables, even as a yard of vegetables.

givesnounUS /ɡɪvz/

plural of “give” — the elasticity of something that can be stretched and returns to its original length

From this reading The first essential of the merely bookish view of the sea is that it is boundless, and gives a sentiment of infinity.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading Now it is quite certain, I think, that the cauliflower simile was partly created by exactly the opposite impression, the impression of boundary and of barrier.

impressionnounUS /ˌɪmˈpreʃən/

a vague idea in which some confidence is placed

From this reading Now it is quite certain, I think, that the cauliflower simile was partly created by exactly the opposite impression, the impression of boundary and of barrier.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading But there is another quarrel involved in which the young gentleman of culture comes into violent collision with the young lady of the cauliflowers.

infinitynounUS /ˌɪnˈfɪnɪti/

time without end

From this reading The first essential of the merely bookish view of the sea is that it is boundless, and gives a sentiment of infinity.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading But there is another quarrel involved in which the young gentleman of culture comes into violent collision with the young lady of the cauliflowers.

involvedadjectiveUS /ˌɪnˈvɑːlvd/

connected by participation or association or use

From this reading But there is another quarrel involved in which the young gentleman of culture comes into violent collision with the young lady of the cauliflowers.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading But there is another quarrel involved in which the young gentleman of culture comes into violent collision with the young lady of the cauliflowers.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading The first essential of the merely bookish view of the sea is that it is boundless, and gives a sentiment of infinity.

ladynounUS /ˈleɪdi/

a polite name for any woman

From this reading But there is another quarrel involved in which the young gentleman of culture comes into violent collision with the young lady of the cauliflowers.

merelyadverbUS /ˈmɪrli/

and nothing more

From this reading The first essential of the merely bookish view of the sea is that it is boundless, and gives a sentiment of infinity.

NowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading Now it is quite certain, I think, that the cauliflower simile was partly created by exactly the opposite impression, the impression of boundary and of barrier.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading But there is another quarrel involved in which the young gentleman of culture comes into violent collision with the young lady of the cauliflowers.

oppositeadjectiveUS /ˈɑːpəzət/

being directly across from each other; facing

From this reading Now it is quite certain, I think, that the cauliflower simile was partly created by exactly the opposite impression, the impression of boundary and of barrier.

partlyadverbUS /ˈpɑːrtli/

to some extent; in some degree; not wholly

From this reading Now it is quite certain, I think, that the cauliflower simile was partly created by exactly the opposite impression, the impression of boundary and of barrier.

quarrelnounUS /ˈkwɔːrəl/

an angry dispute

From this reading But there is another quarrel involved in which the young gentleman of culture comes into violent collision with the young lady of the cauliflowers.

quiteadverbUS /kwaɪt/

to a degree (not used with a negative)

From this reading Now it is quite certain, I think, that the cauliflower simile was partly created by exactly the opposite impression, the impression of boundary and of barrier.

rightadverbUS /raɪt/

precisely, exactly

From this reading The girl was right.

seanounUS /siː/

a division of an ocean or a large body of salt water partially enclosed by land

From this reading The first essential of the merely bookish view of the sea is that it is boundless, and gives a sentiment of infinity.

sentimentnounUS /ˈsentəmənt/

tender, romantic, or nostalgic feeling or emotion

From this reading The first essential of the merely bookish view of the sea is that it is boundless, and gives a sentiment of infinity.

similenoun

a figure of speech that expresses a resemblance between things of different kinds (usually formed with “like” or “as”)

From this reading Now it is quite certain, I think, that the cauliflower simile was partly created by exactly the opposite impression, the impression of boundary and of barrier.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading The first essential of the merely bookish view of the sea is that it is boundless, and gives a sentiment of infinity.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading But there is another quarrel involved in which the young gentleman of culture comes into violent collision with the young lady of the cauliflowers.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading But there is another quarrel involved in which the young gentleman of culture comes into violent collision with the young lady of the cauliflowers.

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading Now it is quite certain, I think, that the cauliflower simile was partly created by exactly the opposite impression, the impression of boundary and of barrier.

thoughtnounUS /θɔːt/

the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading The girl thought of it as a field of vegetables, even as a yard of vegetables.

vegetablesnounUS /ˈvedʒtəbəlz/

plural of “vegetable” — edible seeds or roots or stems or leaves or bulbs or tubers or nonsweet fruits of any of numerous herbaceous plant

From this reading The girl thought of it as a field of vegetables, even as a yard of vegetables.

viewnounUS /vjuː/

a way of regarding situations or topics etc.

From this reading The first essential of the merely bookish view of the sea is that it is boundless, and gives a sentiment of infinity.

violentadjectiveUS /ˈvaɪələnt/

acting with or marked by or resulting from great force or energy or emotional intensity

From this reading But there is another quarrel involved in which the young gentleman of culture comes into violent collision with the young lady of the cauliflowers.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Now it is quite certain, I think, that the cauliflower simile was partly created by exactly the opposite impression, the impression of boundary and of barrier.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading But there is another quarrel involved in which the young gentleman of culture comes into violent collision with the young lady of the cauliflowers.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading But there is another quarrel involved in which the young gentleman of culture comes into violent collision with the young lady of the cauliflowers.

yardnounUS /jɑːrd/

a unit of length equal to 3 feet; defined as 91.44 centimeters; originally taken to be the average length of a stride

From this reading The girl thought of it as a field of vegetables, even as a yard of vegetables.

youngadjectiveUS /jʌŋ/

(used of living things especially persons) in an early period of life or development or growth

From this reading But there is another quarrel involved in which the young gentleman of culture comes into violent collision with the young lady of the cauliflowers.

Chapter 5 of Alarms and Discursions by G. K. (Gilbert Keith) Chesterton holds 445 sentences, grouped into 89 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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