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Chapter XIII

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P.C. JOBLING INVESTIGATES "Humph," said Mrs. Rudd the post-mistress, "lot o' good the police force is, I don't think, ain't they?"
The police force shuffled its feet and looked uncomfortable.
"Well, now, auntie," it began mildly, "I don't see 'ow...."
"None o' yer 'Well, now auntie' for me, please.
Are you policeman in this 'ere village or are you not?--answer me that."
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Alf's Button

Chapter XIII

Chapter 13 of Alf's Button is here in full — 251 sentences across 51 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/50 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
P.C. JOBLING INVESTIGATES "Humph," said Mrs. Rudd the post-mistress, "lot o' good the police force is, I don't think, ain't they?"
Line 2
The police force shuffled its feet and looked uncomfortable.
/ðə pəˈliːs fɔːrs ˈʃʌfəld ɪts fiːt ənd lʊkt ənˈkʌmfərtəbəl/
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"Well, now, auntie," it began mildly, "I don't see 'ow...."
Line 4
"None o' yer 'Well, now auntie' for me, please.
Line 5
Are you policeman in this 'ere village or are you not?--answer me that."

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

auntie noun US /ˈænti/

the sister of your father or mother; the wife of your uncle

From this reading “"Well, now, auntie," it began mildly, "I don't see 'ow...."”

ere conjunction US /er/

an old word for “before”

From this reading “Are you policeman in this 'ere village or are you not?--answer me that."”

investigates verb US /ˌɪnˈvestəɡeɪts/

third-person singular of “investigate” — investigate scientifically

From this reading “P.C. JOBLING INVESTIGATES "Humph," said Mrs. Rudd the post-mistress, "lot o' good the police force is, I don't think, ain't they?"”

mildly adverb US /ˈmaɪldli/

to a moderate degree

From this reading “"Well, now, auntie," it began mildly, "I don't see 'ow...."”

policeman noun US /pəˈliːsmən/

a member of a police force

From this reading “Are you policeman in this 'ere village or are you not?--answer me that."”

Rudd noun US /rʌd/

European freshwater fish resembling the roach

From this reading “P.C. JOBLING INVESTIGATES "Humph," said Mrs. Rudd the post-mistress, "lot o' good the police force is, I don't think, ain't they?"”

shuffled verb US /ˈʃʌfəld/

past form of “shuffle” — walk by dragging one's feet

From this reading “The police force shuffled its feet and looked uncomfortable.”

uncomfortable adjective US /ənˈkʌmfərtəbəl/

conducive to or feeling mental discomfort

From this reading “The police force shuffled its feet and looked uncomfortable.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

police force noun + noun

the force of policemen and officers

In this reading “P.C. JOBLING INVESTIGATES "Humph," said Mrs. Rudd the post-mistress, "lot o' good the police force is, I don't think, ain't they?"”

looked uncomfortable verb + adjective counted as “look uncomfortable”

In this reading “The police force shuffled its feet and looked uncomfortable.”

All words in this reading · 51

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

ain't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading P.C. JOBLING INVESTIGATES "Humph," said Mrs. Rudd the post-mistress, "lot o' good the police force is, I don't think, ain't they?"

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading The police force shuffled its feet and looked uncomfortable.

answerverbUS /ˈænsər/

react verbally

From this reading Are you policeman in this 'ere village or are you not?--answer me that."

Areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Are you policeman in this 'ere village or are you not?--answer me that."

auntienounUS /ˈænti/

the sister of your father or mother; the wife of your uncle

From this reading "Well, now, auntie," it began mildly, "I don't see 'ow...."

beganverbUS /bɪˈɡæn/

inflected form of “begin” — take the first step or steps in carrying out an action

From this reading "Well, now, auntie," it began mildly, "I don't see 'ow...."

CnounUS /siː/

a degree on the centigrade scale of temperature

From this reading P.C. JOBLING INVESTIGATES "Humph," said Mrs. Rudd the post-mistress, "lot o' good the police force is, I don't think, ain't they?"

don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading P.C. JOBLING INVESTIGATES "Humph," said Mrs. Rudd the post-mistress, "lot o' good the police force is, I don't think, ain't they?"

ereconjunctionUS /er/

an old word for “before”

From this reading Are you policeman in this 'ere village or are you not?--answer me that."

feetnounUS /fiːt/

plural of “foot” — the part of the leg of a human being below the ankle joint

From this reading The police force shuffled its feet and looked uncomfortable.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading "None o' yer 'Well, now auntie' for me, please.

forcenounUS /fɔːrs/

a powerful effect or influence

From this reading P.C. JOBLING INVESTIGATES "Humph," said Mrs. Rudd the post-mistress, "lot o' good the police force is, I don't think, ain't they?"

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading P.C. JOBLING INVESTIGATES "Humph," said Mrs. Rudd the post-mistress, "lot o' good the police force is, I don't think, ain't they?"

Humph

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading P.C. JOBLING INVESTIGATES "Humph," said Mrs. Rudd the post-mistress, "lot o' good the police force is, I don't think, ain't they?"

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading P.C. JOBLING INVESTIGATES "Humph," said Mrs. Rudd the post-mistress, "lot o' good the police force is, I don't think, ain't they?"

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Are you policeman in this 'ere village or are you not?--answer me that."

INVESTIGATESverbUS /ˌɪnˈvestəɡeɪts/

third-person singular of “investigate” — investigate scientifically

From this reading P.C. JOBLING INVESTIGATES "Humph," said Mrs. Rudd the post-mistress, "lot o' good the police force is, I don't think, ain't they?"

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading P.C. JOBLING INVESTIGATES "Humph," said Mrs. Rudd the post-mistress, "lot o' good the police force is, I don't think, ain't they?"

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading "Well, now, auntie," it began mildly, "I don't see 'ow...."

itsdeterminerUS /ɪts/

belonging to the thing or animal already mentioned

From this reading The police force shuffled its feet and looked uncomfortable.

JOBLING

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading P.C. JOBLING INVESTIGATES "Humph," said Mrs. Rudd the post-mistress, "lot o' good the police force is, I don't think, ain't they?"

lookedverbUS /lʊkt/

past form of “look” — perceive with attention; direct one's gaze towards

From this reading The police force shuffled its feet and looked uncomfortable.

lotnounUS /lɑːt/

(often followed by “of”) a large number or amount or extent

From this reading P.C. JOBLING INVESTIGATES "Humph," said Mrs. Rudd the post-mistress, "lot o' good the police force is, I don't think, ain't they?"

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading "None o' yer 'Well, now auntie' for me, please.

mildlyadverbUS /ˈmaɪldli/

to a moderate degree

From this reading "Well, now, auntie," it began mildly, "I don't see 'ow...."

MrsnounUS /ˈmɪsɪz/

a form of address for a married woman

From this reading P.C. JOBLING INVESTIGATES "Humph," said Mrs. Rudd the post-mistress, "lot o' good the police force is, I don't think, ain't they?"

NonepronounUS /nʌn/

not one, and not any

From this reading "None o' yer 'Well, now auntie' for me, please.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Are you policeman in this 'ere village or are you not?--answer me that."

nowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading "Well, now, auntie," it began mildly, "I don't see 'ow...."

onounUS /oʊ/

a nonmetallic bivalent element that is normally a colorless odorless tasteless nonflammable diatomic gas; constitutes 21 percent of the atmosphere by volume; the most abundant element in the earth's crust

From this reading P.C. JOBLING INVESTIGATES "Humph," said Mrs. Rudd the post-mistress, "lot o' good the police force is, I don't think, ain't they?"

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading Are you policeman in this 'ere village or are you not?--answer me that."

ow

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Well, now, auntie," it began mildly, "I don't see 'ow...."

PnounUS /piː/

a multivalent nonmetallic element of the nitrogen family that occurs commonly in inorganic phosphate rocks and as organic phosphates in all living cells; is highly reactive and occurs in several allotropic forms

From this reading P.C. JOBLING INVESTIGATES "Humph," said Mrs. Rudd the post-mistress, "lot o' good the police force is, I don't think, ain't they?"

pleaseverbUS /pliːz/

give pleasure to or be pleasing to

From this reading "None o' yer 'Well, now auntie' for me, please.

policenounUS /pəˈliːs/

the force of policemen and officers

From this reading P.C. JOBLING INVESTIGATES "Humph," said Mrs. Rudd the post-mistress, "lot o' good the police force is, I don't think, ain't they?"

policemannounUS /pəˈliːsmən/

a member of a police force

From this reading Are you policeman in this 'ere village or are you not?--answer me that."

post-mistress

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading P.C. JOBLING INVESTIGATES "Humph," said Mrs. Rudd the post-mistress, "lot o' good the police force is, I don't think, ain't they?"

RuddnounUS /rʌd/

European freshwater fish resembling the roach

From this reading P.C. JOBLING INVESTIGATES "Humph," said Mrs. Rudd the post-mistress, "lot o' good the police force is, I don't think, ain't they?"

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading P.C. JOBLING INVESTIGATES "Humph," said Mrs. Rudd the post-mistress, "lot o' good the police force is, I don't think, ain't they?"

seeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading "Well, now, auntie," it began mildly, "I don't see 'ow...."

shuffledverbUS /ˈʃʌfəld/

past form of “shuffle” — walk by dragging one's feet

From this reading The police force shuffled its feet and looked uncomfortable.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Are you policeman in this 'ere village or are you not?--answer me that."

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading P.C. JOBLING INVESTIGATES "Humph," said Mrs. Rudd the post-mistress, "lot o' good the police force is, I don't think, ain't they?"

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading P.C. JOBLING INVESTIGATES "Humph," said Mrs. Rudd the post-mistress, "lot o' good the police force is, I don't think, ain't they?"

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading P.C. JOBLING INVESTIGATES "Humph," said Mrs. Rudd the post-mistress, "lot o' good the police force is, I don't think, ain't they?"

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading Are you policeman in this 'ere village or are you not?--answer me that."

uncomfortableadjectiveUS /ənˈkʌmfərtəbəl/

conducive to or feeling mental discomfort

From this reading The police force shuffled its feet and looked uncomfortable.

villagenounUS /ˈvɪlədʒ/

a community of people smaller than a town

From this reading Are you policeman in this 'ere village or are you not?--answer me that."

WelladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading "Well, now, auntie," it began mildly, "I don't see 'ow...."

yer

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "None o' yer 'Well, now auntie' for me, please.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Are you policeman in this 'ere village or are you not?--answer me that."

Chapter 13 of Alf's Button by W. A. (William Aubrey) Darlington holds 251 sentences, grouped into 51 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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