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All Roads Lead to Calvary

Chapter VI · Chapter 6

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One day Joan, lunching at the club, met Madge Singleton.
"I've had such a funny letter from Flossie," said Joan, "begging me almost with tears in her ink to come to her on Sunday evening to meet a 'gentleman friend' of hers, as she calls him, and give her my opinion of him.
What on earth is she up to?"
"It's all right," answered Madge.
"She doesn't really want our opinion of him--or rather she doesn't want our real opinion of him.
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All Roads Lead to Calvary

Chapter VI · Chapter 6

Chapter 6 of All Roads Lead to Calvary is here in full — 406 sentences across 82 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/81 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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One day Joan, lunching at the club, met Madge Singleton.
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"I've had such a funny letter from Flossie," said Joan, "begging me almost with tears in her ink to come to her on Sunday evening to meet a 'gentleman friend' of hers, as she calls him, and give her my opinion of him.
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What on earth is she up to?"
/wʌt ɑːn ɜːrθ ɪz ʃiː ʌp tuː/
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"It's all right," answered Madge.
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"She doesn't really want our opinion of him--or rather she doesn't want our real opinion of him.

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begging noun US /ˈbeɡɪŋ/

a solicitation for money or food (especially in the street by an apparently penniless person)

From this reading “"I've had such a funny letter from Flossie," said Joan, "begging me almost with tears in her ink to come to her on Sunday evening to meet a 'gentleman friend' of hers, as she calls him, and give her my opinion of him.”

calls noun US /kɔːlz/

plural of “call” — a telephone connection

From this reading “"I've had such a funny letter from Flossie," said Joan, "begging me almost with tears in her ink to come to her on Sunday evening to meet a 'gentleman friend' of hers, as she calls him, and give her my opinion of him.”

club noun US /klʌb/

a team of professional baseball players who play and travel together

From this reading “One day Joan, lunching at the club, met Madge Singleton.”

funny adjective US /ˈfʌni/

arousing or provoking laughter

From this reading “"I've had such a funny letter from Flossie," said Joan, "begging me almost with tears in her ink to come to her on Sunday evening to meet a 'gentleman friend' of hers, as she calls him, and give her my opinion of him.”

ink noun US /ɪŋk/

a liquid used for printing or writing or drawing

From this reading “"I've had such a funny letter from Flossie," said Joan, "begging me almost with tears in her ink to come to her on Sunday evening to meet a 'gentleman friend' of hers, as she calls him, and give her my opinion of him.”

lunching noun US /ˈlʌntʃɪŋ/

the act of eating lunch

From this reading “One day Joan, lunching at the club, met Madge Singleton.”

Singleton noun US /ˈsɪŋɡəltən/

a single object (as distinguished from a pair)

From this reading “One day Joan, lunching at the club, met Madge Singleton.”

Sunday noun US /ˈsʌndeɪ/

first day of the week; observed as a day of rest and worship by most Christians

From this reading “"I've had such a funny letter from Flossie," said Joan, "begging me almost with tears in her ink to come to her on Sunday evening to meet a 'gentleman friend' of hers, as she calls him, and give her my opinion of him.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading "I've had such a funny letter from Flossie," said Joan, "begging me almost with tears in her ink to come to her on Sunday evening to meet a 'gentleman friend' of hers, as she calls him, and give her my opinion of him.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading "It's all right," answered Madge.

almostadverbUS /ˈɔːlmoʊst/

(of actions or states) slightly short of or not quite accomplished; all but

From this reading "I've had such a funny letter from Flossie," said Joan, "begging me almost with tears in her ink to come to her on Sunday evening to meet a 'gentleman friend' of hers, as she calls him, and give her my opinion of him.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "I've had such a funny letter from Flossie," said Joan, "begging me almost with tears in her ink to come to her on Sunday evening to meet a 'gentleman friend' of hers, as she calls him, and give her my opinion of him.

answeredverbUS /ˈænsərd/

past form of “answer” — react verbally

From this reading "It's all right," answered Madge.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading "I've had such a funny letter from Flossie," said Joan, "begging me almost with tears in her ink to come to her on Sunday evening to meet a 'gentleman friend' of hers, as she calls him, and give her my opinion of him.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading One day Joan, lunching at the club, met Madge Singleton.

beggingnounUS /ˈbeɡɪŋ/

a solicitation for money or food (especially in the street by an apparently penniless person)

From this reading "I've had such a funny letter from Flossie," said Joan, "begging me almost with tears in her ink to come to her on Sunday evening to meet a 'gentleman friend' of hers, as she calls him, and give her my opinion of him.

callsnounUS /kɔːlz/

plural of “call” — a telephone connection

From this reading "I've had such a funny letter from Flossie," said Joan, "begging me almost with tears in her ink to come to her on Sunday evening to meet a 'gentleman friend' of hers, as she calls him, and give her my opinion of him.

clubnounUS /klʌb/

a team of professional baseball players who play and travel together

From this reading One day Joan, lunching at the club, met Madge Singleton.

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading "I've had such a funny letter from Flossie," said Joan, "begging me almost with tears in her ink to come to her on Sunday evening to meet a 'gentleman friend' of hers, as she calls him, and give her my opinion of him.

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading One day Joan, lunching at the club, met Madge Singleton.

doesn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "She doesn't really want our opinion of him--or rather she doesn't want our real opinion of him.

earthnounUS /ɜːrθ/

the 3rd planet from the sun; the planet we live on

From this reading What on earth is she up to?"

eveningnounUS /ˈiːvnɪŋ/

the latter part of the day (the period of decreasing daylight from late afternoon until nightfall)

From this reading "I've had such a funny letter from Flossie," said Joan, "begging me almost with tears in her ink to come to her on Sunday evening to meet a 'gentleman friend' of hers, as she calls him, and give her my opinion of him.

Flossie

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From this reading "I've had such a funny letter from Flossie," said Joan, "begging me almost with tears in her ink to come to her on Sunday evening to meet a 'gentleman friend' of hers, as she calls him, and give her my opinion of him.

friendnounUS /frend/

a person you know well and regard with affection and trust

From this reading "I've had such a funny letter from Flossie," said Joan, "begging me almost with tears in her ink to come to her on Sunday evening to meet a 'gentleman friend' of hers, as she calls him, and give her my opinion of him.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading "I've had such a funny letter from Flossie," said Joan, "begging me almost with tears in her ink to come to her on Sunday evening to meet a 'gentleman friend' of hers, as she calls him, and give her my opinion of him.

funnyadjectiveUS /ˈfʌni/

arousing or provoking laughter

From this reading "I've had such a funny letter from Flossie," said Joan, "begging me almost with tears in her ink to come to her on Sunday evening to meet a 'gentleman friend' of hers, as she calls him, and give her my opinion of him.

gentlemannounUS /ˈdʒentəlmən/

a man of refinement

From this reading "I've had such a funny letter from Flossie," said Joan, "begging me almost with tears in her ink to come to her on Sunday evening to meet a 'gentleman friend' of hers, as she calls him, and give her my opinion of him.

giveverbUS /ɡɪv/

cause to have, in the abstract sense or physical sense

From this reading "I've had such a funny letter from Flossie," said Joan, "begging me almost with tears in her ink to come to her on Sunday evening to meet a 'gentleman friend' of hers, as she calls him, and give her my opinion of him.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading "I've had such a funny letter from Flossie," said Joan, "begging me almost with tears in her ink to come to her on Sunday evening to meet a 'gentleman friend' of hers, as she calls him, and give her my opinion of him.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading "I've had such a funny letter from Flossie," said Joan, "begging me almost with tears in her ink to come to her on Sunday evening to meet a 'gentleman friend' of hers, as she calls him, and give her my opinion of him.

herspronounUS /hərz/

the one or ones belonging to her

From this reading "I've had such a funny letter from Flossie," said Joan, "begging me almost with tears in her ink to come to her on Sunday evening to meet a 'gentleman friend' of hers, as she calls him, and give her my opinion of him.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading "I've had such a funny letter from Flossie," said Joan, "begging me almost with tears in her ink to come to her on Sunday evening to meet a 'gentleman friend' of hers, as she calls him, and give her my opinion of him.

I've

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "I've had such a funny letter from Flossie," said Joan, "begging me almost with tears in her ink to come to her on Sunday evening to meet a 'gentleman friend' of hers, as she calls him, and give her my opinion of him.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading "I've had such a funny letter from Flossie," said Joan, "begging me almost with tears in her ink to come to her on Sunday evening to meet a 'gentleman friend' of hers, as she calls him, and give her my opinion of him.

inknounUS /ɪŋk/

a liquid used for printing or writing or drawing

From this reading "I've had such a funny letter from Flossie," said Joan, "begging me almost with tears in her ink to come to her on Sunday evening to meet a 'gentleman friend' of hers, as she calls him, and give her my opinion of him.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading What on earth is she up to?"

It's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "It's all right," answered Madge.

Joan

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading One day Joan, lunching at the club, met Madge Singleton.

letternounUS /ˈletər/

a written message addressed to a person or organization

From this reading "I've had such a funny letter from Flossie," said Joan, "begging me almost with tears in her ink to come to her on Sunday evening to meet a 'gentleman friend' of hers, as she calls him, and give her my opinion of him.

lunchingnounUS /ˈlʌntʃɪŋ/

the act of eating lunch

From this reading One day Joan, lunching at the club, met Madge Singleton.

Madge

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading One day Joan, lunching at the club, met Madge Singleton.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading "I've had such a funny letter from Flossie," said Joan, "begging me almost with tears in her ink to come to her on Sunday evening to meet a 'gentleman friend' of hers, as she calls him, and give her my opinion of him.

meetverbUS /miːt/

come together

From this reading "I've had such a funny letter from Flossie," said Joan, "begging me almost with tears in her ink to come to her on Sunday evening to meet a 'gentleman friend' of hers, as she calls him, and give her my opinion of him.

metverbUS /met/

inflected form of “meet” — come together

From this reading One day Joan, lunching at the club, met Madge Singleton.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading "I've had such a funny letter from Flossie," said Joan, "begging me almost with tears in her ink to come to her on Sunday evening to meet a 'gentleman friend' of hers, as she calls him, and give her my opinion of him.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading "I've had such a funny letter from Flossie," said Joan, "begging me almost with tears in her ink to come to her on Sunday evening to meet a 'gentleman friend' of hers, as she calls him, and give her my opinion of him.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading "I've had such a funny letter from Flossie," said Joan, "begging me almost with tears in her ink to come to her on Sunday evening to meet a 'gentleman friend' of hers, as she calls him, and give her my opinion of him.

OnepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading One day Joan, lunching at the club, met Madge Singleton.

opinionnounUS /əˈpɪnjən/

a personal belief or judgment that is not founded on proof or certainty

From this reading "I've had such a funny letter from Flossie," said Joan, "begging me almost with tears in her ink to come to her on Sunday evening to meet a 'gentleman friend' of hers, as she calls him, and give her my opinion of him.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading "She doesn't really want our opinion of him--or rather she doesn't want our real opinion of him.

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading "She doesn't really want our opinion of him--or rather she doesn't want our real opinion of him.

ratheradverbUS /ˈræðər/

on the contrary

From this reading "She doesn't really want our opinion of him--or rather she doesn't want our real opinion of him.

realadjectiveUS /riːl/

being or occurring in fact or actuality; having verified existence; not illusory

From this reading "She doesn't really want our opinion of him--or rather she doesn't want our real opinion of him.

reallyadverbUS /ˈrɪli/

in accordance with truth or fact or reality

From this reading "She doesn't really want our opinion of him--or rather she doesn't want our real opinion of him.

rightadverbUS /raɪt/

precisely, exactly

From this reading "It's all right," answered Madge.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading "I've had such a funny letter from Flossie," said Joan, "begging me almost with tears in her ink to come to her on Sunday evening to meet a 'gentleman friend' of hers, as she calls him, and give her my opinion of him.

shepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "I've had such a funny letter from Flossie," said Joan, "begging me almost with tears in her ink to come to her on Sunday evening to meet a 'gentleman friend' of hers, as she calls him, and give her my opinion of him.

SingletonnounUS /ˈsɪŋɡəltən/

a single object (as distinguished from a pair)

From this reading One day Joan, lunching at the club, met Madge Singleton.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading "I've had such a funny letter from Flossie," said Joan, "begging me almost with tears in her ink to come to her on Sunday evening to meet a 'gentleman friend' of hers, as she calls him, and give her my opinion of him.

SundaynounUS /ˈsʌndeɪ/

first day of the week; observed as a day of rest and worship by most Christians

From this reading "I've had such a funny letter from Flossie," said Joan, "begging me almost with tears in her ink to come to her on Sunday evening to meet a 'gentleman friend' of hers, as she calls him, and give her my opinion of him.

tearsnounUS /terz/

the process of shedding tears (usually accompanied by sobs or other inarticulate sounds)

From this reading "I've had such a funny letter from Flossie," said Joan, "begging me almost with tears in her ink to come to her on Sunday evening to meet a 'gentleman friend' of hers, as she calls him, and give her my opinion of him.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading One day Joan, lunching at the club, met Madge Singleton.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "I've had such a funny letter from Flossie," said Joan, "begging me almost with tears in her ink to come to her on Sunday evening to meet a 'gentleman friend' of hers, as she calls him, and give her my opinion of him.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading What on earth is she up to?"

wantverbUS /wɑːnt/

feel or have a desire for; want strongly

From this reading "She doesn't really want our opinion of him--or rather she doesn't want our real opinion of him.

WhatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading What on earth is she up to?"

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading "I've had such a funny letter from Flossie," said Joan, "begging me almost with tears in her ink to come to her on Sunday evening to meet a 'gentleman friend' of hers, as she calls him, and give her my opinion of him.

Chapter 6 of All Roads Lead to Calvary by Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka) Jerome holds 406 sentences, grouped into 82 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the public-domain source, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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