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"All's Well"

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of "All's Well" is here in full — 392 sentences across 79 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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"I won't have oil on my head!
I'll pour it on Silas and Toby.
It'll run down and dirt their clothes, and then Mother Pardue'll thwack 'em."
"Patience, Patience!
Little maids mustn't want to have people thwacked."
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"All's Well"

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of "All's Well" is here in full — 392 sentences across 79 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/78 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"I won't have oil on my head!
Line 2
I'll pour it on Silas and Toby.
Line 3
It'll run down and dirt their clothes, and then Mother Pardue'll thwack 'em."
Line 4
"Patience, Patience!
/ˈpeɪʃəns ˈpeɪʃəns/
Line 5
Little maids mustn't want to have people thwacked."

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

clothes noun US /kloʊðz/

clothing in general

From this reading “It'll run down and dirt their clothes, and then Mother Pardue'll thwack 'em."”

dirt noun US /dɜːrt/

the part of the earth's surface consisting of humus and disintegrated rock

From this reading “It'll run down and dirt their clothes, and then Mother Pardue'll thwack 'em."”

maids noun US /meɪdz/

plural of “maid” — a female domestic

From this reading “Little maids mustn't want to have people thwacked."”

oil noun US /ɔɪl/

A viscous liquid derived from petroleum or plants, stored in large earthen jars.

From this reading “"I won't have oil on my head!”

Patience noun US /ˈpeɪʃəns/

good-natured tolerance of delay or incompetence

From this reading “"Patience, Patience!”

pour verb US /pɔːr/

cause to run

From this reading “I'll pour it on Silas and Toby.”

run verb US /rʌn/

move fast by using one's feet, with one foot off the ground at any given time

From this reading “It'll run down and dirt their clothes, and then Mother Pardue'll thwack 'em."”

Toby noun US /ˈtoʊbi/

a drinking mug in the shape of a stout man wearing a three-cornered hat

From this reading “I'll pour it on Silas and Toby.”

All words in this reading · 32

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading I'll pour it on Silas and Toby.

clothesnounUS /kloʊðz/

clothing in general

From this reading It'll run down and dirt their clothes, and then Mother Pardue'll thwack 'em."

dirtnounUS /dɜːrt/

the part of the earth's surface consisting of humus and disintegrated rock

From this reading It'll run down and dirt their clothes, and then Mother Pardue'll thwack 'em."

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading It'll run down and dirt their clothes, and then Mother Pardue'll thwack 'em."

emnounUS /em/

a quad with a square body

From this reading It'll run down and dirt their clothes, and then Mother Pardue'll thwack 'em."

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading "I won't have oil on my head!

headnounUS /hed/

the upper part of the human body or the front part of the body in animals; contains the face and brains

From this reading "I won't have oil on my head!

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "I won't have oil on my head!

I'll

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I'll pour it on Silas and Toby.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading I'll pour it on Silas and Toby.

It'll

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It'll run down and dirt their clothes, and then Mother Pardue'll thwack 'em."

LittleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading Little maids mustn't want to have people thwacked."

maidsnounUS /meɪdz/

plural of “maid” — a female domestic

From this reading Little maids mustn't want to have people thwacked."

MothernounUS /ˈmʌðər/

a woman who has given birth to a child (also used as a term of address to your mother)

From this reading It'll run down and dirt their clothes, and then Mother Pardue'll thwack 'em."

mustn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Little maids mustn't want to have people thwacked."

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading "I won't have oil on my head!

oilnounUS /ɔɪl/

A viscous liquid derived from petroleum or plants, stored in large earthen jars.

From this reading "I won't have oil on my head!

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading "I won't have oil on my head!

Pardue'll

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It'll run down and dirt their clothes, and then Mother Pardue'll thwack 'em."

PatiencenounUS /ˈpeɪʃəns/

good-natured tolerance of delay or incompetence

From this reading "Patience, Patience!

peoplenounUS /ˈpiːpəl/

(plural) any group of human beings (men or women or children) collectively

From this reading Little maids mustn't want to have people thwacked."

pourverbUS /pɔːr/

cause to run

From this reading I'll pour it on Silas and Toby.

runverbUS /rʌn/

move fast by using one's feet, with one foot off the ground at any given time

From this reading It'll run down and dirt their clothes, and then Mother Pardue'll thwack 'em."

Silas

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I'll pour it on Silas and Toby.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading It'll run down and dirt their clothes, and then Mother Pardue'll thwack 'em."

thenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading It'll run down and dirt their clothes, and then Mother Pardue'll thwack 'em."

thwacknoun

a hard blow with a flat object

From this reading It'll run down and dirt their clothes, and then Mother Pardue'll thwack 'em."

thwacked

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Little maids mustn't want to have people thwacked."

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Little maids mustn't want to have people thwacked."

TobynounUS /ˈtoʊbi/

a drinking mug in the shape of a stout man wearing a three-cornered hat

From this reading I'll pour it on Silas and Toby.

wantverbUS /wɑːnt/

feel or have a desire for; want strongly

From this reading Little maids mustn't want to have people thwacked."

won't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "I won't have oil on my head!

Chapter 2 of "All's Well" by Emily Sarah Holt holds 392 sentences, grouped into 79 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 2 of "All's Well" contain?

Chapter 2 holds 392 sentences of "All's Well", unabridged, divided into 79 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 2 of "All's Well" by Emily Sarah Holt exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 392 sentences, grouped into 79 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 2 of "All's Well"?

Work through the 79 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

Each of the 79 sections in this chapter is short enough to read once, hear once, and then re-read with the vocabulary in view. Tapping a word plays it alone and opens its dictionary entry with IPA, part of speech and meaning, so the reader is never forced to guess a pronunciation from spelling. Working section by section keeps a long chapter from becoming an undifferentiated wall of text, which is the usual reason a reader abandons a work of this period.

Can chapter 2 be read aloud to me?

Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 2 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

Questions about reading "All's Well"

Common questions about reading "All's Well" by Emily Sarah Holt on this page, its source edition and its audio.

Is this the complete text of "All's Well"?

Yes. All 3988 sentences of Project Gutenberg eBook #21233 are kept, with a record of which sentences cover which part.

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Project Gutenberg eBook #21233, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

How long does "All's Well" take to read?

About 332 minutes of reading across 798 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

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Vocabulary met early in "All's Well"

Words and structures a reader meets early in "All's Well", each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Emily
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Sarah
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Sixteenth
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Century
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