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Among the Humorists and After Dinner Speakers, Vol. 1

Chapter II

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* * * * * The late Charles Matthews now and then failed, like some of the rest of us, in meeting his bills as promptly as the tradespeople concerned could desire.
On one occasion a brisk young tailor, named Berry, lately succeeded to his father’s business, sent in his account somewhat ahead of time.
Whereupon Matthews, with virtuous rage, seized his pen and wrote him the following note:
You must be a goose--Berry, to send me your bill--Berry, before it is due--Berry.
Your father, the elder--Berry, would have had more sense.
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Among the Humorists and After Dinner Speakers, Vol. 1

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of Among the Humorists and After Dinner Speakers, Vol. 1 is here in full — 397 sentences across 80 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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* * * * * The late Charles Matthews now and then failed, like some of the rest of us, in meeting his bills as promptly as the tradespeople concerned could desire.
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On one occasion a brisk young tailor, named Berry, lately succeeded to his father’s business, sent in his account somewhat ahead of time.
/ɑːn wʌn əˈkeɪʒən ə brɪsk jʌŋ ˈteɪlər neɪmd ˈberi ˈleɪtli səkˈsiːdɪd tuː hɪz ˈfɑːðərz ˈbɪznəs sent ɪn hɪz əˈkaʊnt ˈsʌmˈwʌt əˈhed ʌv taɪm/
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Whereupon Matthews, with virtuous rage, seized his pen and wrote him the following note:
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You must be a goose--Berry, to send me your bill--Berry, before it is due--Berry.
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Your father, the elder--Berry, would have had more sense.

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Berry noun US /ˈberi/

any of numerous small and pulpy edible fruits; used as desserts or in making jams and jellies and preserves

From this reading “On one occasion a brisk young tailor, named Berry, lately succeeded to his father’s business, sent in his account somewhat ahead of time.”

bills noun US /bɪlz/

plural of “bill” — a statute in draft before it becomes law

From this reading “* * * * * The late Charles Matthews now and then failed, like some of the rest of us, in meeting his bills as promptly as the tradespeople concerned could desire.”

brisk adjective US /brɪsk/

quick and energetic

From this reading “On one occasion a brisk young tailor, named Berry, lately succeeded to his father’s business, sent in his account somewhat ahead of time.”

goose noun US /ɡuːs/

web-footed long-necked typically gregarious migratory aquatic birds usually larger and less aquatic than ducks

From this reading ““You must be a goose--Berry, to send me your bill--Berry, before it is due--Berry.”

Matthews noun US /ˈmæθjuːz/

plural of “matthew” — (New Testament) disciple of Jesus; traditionally considered to be the author of the first Gospel

From this reading “* * * * * The late Charles Matthews now and then failed, like some of the rest of us, in meeting his bills as promptly as the tradespeople concerned could desire.”

promptly adverb US /ˈprɑːmptli/

with little or no delay

From this reading “* * * * * The late Charles Matthews now and then failed, like some of the rest of us, in meeting his bills as promptly as the tradespeople concerned could desire.”

tailor verb US /ˈteɪlər/

adjust to a specific need or market

From this reading “On one occasion a brisk young tailor, named Berry, lately succeeded to his father’s business, sent in his account somewhat ahead of time.”

virtuous adjective US /ˈvɜːrtʃuːəs/

morally excellent

From this reading “Whereupon Matthews, with virtuous rage, seized his pen and wrote him the following note:”

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following note adjective + noun

In this reading “Whereupon Matthews, with virtuous rage, seized his pen and wrote him the following note:”

rest of verb + particle

In this reading “* * * * * The late Charles Matthews now and then failed, like some of the rest of us, in meeting his bills as promptly as the tradespeople concerned could desire.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading On one occasion a brisk young tailor, named Berry, lately succeeded to his father’s business, sent in his account somewhat ahead of time.

accountnounUS /əˈkaʊnt/

a record or narrative description of past events

From this reading On one occasion a brisk young tailor, named Berry, lately succeeded to his father’s business, sent in his account somewhat ahead of time.

aheadadverbUS /əˈhed/

at or in the front

From this reading On one occasion a brisk young tailor, named Berry, lately succeeded to his father’s business, sent in his account somewhat ahead of time.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading * * * * * The late Charles Matthews now and then failed, like some of the rest of us, in meeting his bills as promptly as the tradespeople concerned could desire.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading * * * * * The late Charles Matthews now and then failed, like some of the rest of us, in meeting his bills as promptly as the tradespeople concerned could desire.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading “You must be a goose--Berry, to send me your bill--Berry, before it is due--Berry.

beforeprepositionUS /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading “You must be a goose--Berry, to send me your bill--Berry, before it is due--Berry.

BerrynounUS /ˈberi/

any of numerous small and pulpy edible fruits; used as desserts or in making jams and jellies and preserves

From this reading On one occasion a brisk young tailor, named Berry, lately succeeded to his father’s business, sent in his account somewhat ahead of time.

billnounUS /bɪl/

a statute in draft before it becomes law

From this reading “You must be a goose--Berry, to send me your bill--Berry, before it is due--Berry.

billsnounUS /bɪlz/

plural of “bill” — a statute in draft before it becomes law

From this reading * * * * * The late Charles Matthews now and then failed, like some of the rest of us, in meeting his bills as promptly as the tradespeople concerned could desire.

briskadjectiveUS /brɪsk/

quick and energetic

From this reading On one occasion a brisk young tailor, named Berry, lately succeeded to his father’s business, sent in his account somewhat ahead of time.

businessnounUS /ˈbɪznəs/

a commercial or industrial enterprise and the people who constitute it

From this reading On one occasion a brisk young tailor, named Berry, lately succeeded to his father’s business, sent in his account somewhat ahead of time.

CharlesnounUS /tʃɑːrlz/

King of France from 1560 to 1574 whose reign was dominated by his mother Catherine de Medicis (1550-1574)

From this reading * * * * * The late Charles Matthews now and then failed, like some of the rest of us, in meeting his bills as promptly as the tradespeople concerned could desire.

concernedadjectiveUS /kənˈsɜːrnd/

feeling or showing worry or solicitude

From this reading * * * * * The late Charles Matthews now and then failed, like some of the rest of us, in meeting his bills as promptly as the tradespeople concerned could desire.

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading * * * * * The late Charles Matthews now and then failed, like some of the rest of us, in meeting his bills as promptly as the tradespeople concerned could desire.

desirenounUS /dɪˈzaɪər/

the feeling that accompanies an unsatisfied state

From this reading * * * * * The late Charles Matthews now and then failed, like some of the rest of us, in meeting his bills as promptly as the tradespeople concerned could desire.

dueadjectiveUS /duː/

owed and payable immediately or on demand

From this reading “You must be a goose--Berry, to send me your bill--Berry, before it is due--Berry.

eldernounUS /ˈeldər/

a person who is older than you are

From this reading “Your father, the elder--Berry, would have had more sense.

failedverbUS /feɪld/

past form of “fail” — fail to do something; leave something undone

From this reading * * * * * The late Charles Matthews now and then failed, like some of the rest of us, in meeting his bills as promptly as the tradespeople concerned could desire.

fathernounUS /ˈfɑːðər/

a male parent (also used as a term of address to your father)

From this reading “Your father, the elder--Berry, would have had more sense.

father'snounUS /ˈfɑːðərz/

possessive form of “father” — a male parent (also used as a term of address to your father)

From this reading On one occasion a brisk young tailor, named Berry, lately succeeded to his father’s business, sent in his account somewhat ahead of time.

followingadjectiveUS /ˈfɑːloʊɪŋ/

about to be mentioned or specified

From this reading Whereupon Matthews, with virtuous rage, seized his pen and wrote him the following note:

goosenounUS /ɡuːs/

web-footed long-necked typically gregarious migratory aquatic birds usually larger and less aquatic than ducks

From this reading “You must be a goose--Berry, to send me your bill--Berry, before it is due--Berry.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading “Your father, the elder--Berry, would have had more sense.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading “Your father, the elder--Berry, would have had more sense.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Whereupon Matthews, with virtuous rage, seized his pen and wrote him the following note:

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading * * * * * The late Charles Matthews now and then failed, like some of the rest of us, in meeting his bills as promptly as the tradespeople concerned could desire.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading * * * * * The late Charles Matthews now and then failed, like some of the rest of us, in meeting his bills as promptly as the tradespeople concerned could desire.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading “You must be a goose--Berry, to send me your bill--Berry, before it is due--Berry.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading “You must be a goose--Berry, to send me your bill--Berry, before it is due--Berry.

lateadjectiveUS /leɪt/

being or occurring at an advanced period of time or after a usual or expected time

From this reading * * * * * The late Charles Matthews now and then failed, like some of the rest of us, in meeting his bills as promptly as the tradespeople concerned could desire.

latelyadverbUS /ˈleɪtli/

in the recent past

From this reading On one occasion a brisk young tailor, named Berry, lately succeeded to his father’s business, sent in his account somewhat ahead of time.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading * * * * * The late Charles Matthews now and then failed, like some of the rest of us, in meeting his bills as promptly as the tradespeople concerned could desire.

MatthewsnounUS /ˈmæθjuːz/

plural of “matthew” — (New Testament) disciple of Jesus; traditionally considered to be the author of the first Gospel

From this reading * * * * * The late Charles Matthews now and then failed, like some of the rest of us, in meeting his bills as promptly as the tradespeople concerned could desire.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading “You must be a goose--Berry, to send me your bill--Berry, before it is due--Berry.

meetingnounUS /ˈmiːtɪŋ/

a formally arranged gathering

From this reading * * * * * The late Charles Matthews now and then failed, like some of the rest of us, in meeting his bills as promptly as the tradespeople concerned could desire.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading “Your father, the elder--Berry, would have had more sense.

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading “You must be a goose--Berry, to send me your bill--Berry, before it is due--Berry.

namedverbUS /neɪmd/

past form of “name” — assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading On one occasion a brisk young tailor, named Berry, lately succeeded to his father’s business, sent in his account somewhat ahead of time.

notenounUS /noʊt/

a brief written record

From this reading Whereupon Matthews, with virtuous rage, seized his pen and wrote him the following note:

nowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading * * * * * The late Charles Matthews now and then failed, like some of the rest of us, in meeting his bills as promptly as the tradespeople concerned could desire.

occasionnounUS /əˈkeɪʒən/

an event that occurs at a critical time

From this reading On one occasion a brisk young tailor, named Berry, lately succeeded to his father’s business, sent in his account somewhat ahead of time.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading * * * * * The late Charles Matthews now and then failed, like some of the rest of us, in meeting his bills as promptly as the tradespeople concerned could desire.

OnprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading On one occasion a brisk young tailor, named Berry, lately succeeded to his father’s business, sent in his account somewhat ahead of time.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading On one occasion a brisk young tailor, named Berry, lately succeeded to his father’s business, sent in his account somewhat ahead of time.

pennounUS /pen/

a writing implement with a point from which ink flows

From this reading Whereupon Matthews, with virtuous rage, seized his pen and wrote him the following note:

promptlyadverbUS /ˈprɑːmptli/

with little or no delay

From this reading * * * * * The late Charles Matthews now and then failed, like some of the rest of us, in meeting his bills as promptly as the tradespeople concerned could desire.

ragenounUS /reɪdʒ/

a feeling of intense anger

From this reading Whereupon Matthews, with virtuous rage, seized his pen and wrote him the following note:

restverbUS /rest/

not move; be in a resting position

From this reading * * * * * The late Charles Matthews now and then failed, like some of the rest of us, in meeting his bills as promptly as the tradespeople concerned could desire.

seizedverbUS /siːzd/

past form of “seize” — take hold of; grab

From this reading Whereupon Matthews, with virtuous rage, seized his pen and wrote him the following note:

sendverbUS /send/

cause to go somewhere

From this reading “You must be a goose--Berry, to send me your bill--Berry, before it is due--Berry.

sensenounUS /sens/

a general conscious awareness

From this reading “Your father, the elder--Berry, would have had more sense.

sentnounUS /sent/

100 senti equal 1 kroon in Estonia

From this reading On one occasion a brisk young tailor, named Berry, lately succeeded to his father’s business, sent in his account somewhat ahead of time.

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading * * * * * The late Charles Matthews now and then failed, like some of the rest of us, in meeting his bills as promptly as the tradespeople concerned could desire.

somewhatadverbUS /ˈsʌmˈwʌt/

to a small degree or extent

From this reading On one occasion a brisk young tailor, named Berry, lately succeeded to his father’s business, sent in his account somewhat ahead of time.

succeededverbUS /səkˈsiːdɪd/

past form of “succeed” — attain success or reach a desired goal

From this reading On one occasion a brisk young tailor, named Berry, lately succeeded to his father’s business, sent in his account somewhat ahead of time.

tailorverbUS /ˈteɪlər/

adjust to a specific need or market

From this reading On one occasion a brisk young tailor, named Berry, lately succeeded to his father’s business, sent in his account somewhat ahead of time.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading * * * * * The late Charles Matthews now and then failed, like some of the rest of us, in meeting his bills as promptly as the tradespeople concerned could desire.

thenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading * * * * * The late Charles Matthews now and then failed, like some of the rest of us, in meeting his bills as promptly as the tradespeople concerned could desire.

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading On one occasion a brisk young tailor, named Berry, lately succeeded to his father’s business, sent in his account somewhat ahead of time.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading On one occasion a brisk young tailor, named Berry, lately succeeded to his father’s business, sent in his account somewhat ahead of time.

tradespeoplenoun

people engaged in trade

From this reading * * * * * The late Charles Matthews now and then failed, like some of the rest of us, in meeting his bills as promptly as the tradespeople concerned could desire.

uspronounUS /ʌs/

the speaker and others, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading * * * * * The late Charles Matthews now and then failed, like some of the rest of us, in meeting his bills as promptly as the tradespeople concerned could desire.

virtuousadjectiveUS /ˈvɜːrtʃuːəs/

morally excellent

From this reading Whereupon Matthews, with virtuous rage, seized his pen and wrote him the following note:

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From this reading Whereupon Matthews, with virtuous rage, seized his pen and wrote him the following note:

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Whereupon Matthews, with virtuous rage, seized his pen and wrote him the following note:

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading “Your father, the elder--Berry, would have had more sense.

wroteverbUS /roʊt/

inflected form of “write” — produce a literary work

From this reading Whereupon Matthews, with virtuous rage, seized his pen and wrote him the following note:

YoupronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading “You must be a goose--Berry, to send me your bill--Berry, before it is due--Berry.

youngadjectiveUS /jʌŋ/

(used of living things especially persons) in an early period of life or development or growth

From this reading On one occasion a brisk young tailor, named Berry, lately succeeded to his father’s business, sent in his account somewhat ahead of time.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading “You must be a goose--Berry, to send me your bill--Berry, before it is due--Berry.

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