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Among the Humorists and After Dinner Speakers, Vol. 1

Chapter III

Chapter 3 of Among the Humorists and After Dinner Speakers, Vol. 1 is here in full — 405 sentences across 81 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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In a certain home where the stork recently visited there is a six-year-old son of inquiring mind.
When he was first taken in to see the new arrival he exclaimed: “Oh, mamma, it hasn’t any teeth!
And no hair!”
Then, clasping his hands in despair, he cried: “Somebody has done us!
It’s an old baby.”
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Among the Humorists and After Dinner Speakers, Vol. 1

Chapter III

Chapter 3 of Among the Humorists and After Dinner Speakers, Vol. 1 is here in full — 405 sentences across 81 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/81 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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In a certain home where the stork recently visited there is a six-year-old son of inquiring mind.
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When he was first taken in to see the new arrival he exclaimed: “Oh, mamma, it hasn’t any teeth!
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And no hair!”
/ənd noʊ her/
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Then, clasping his hands in despair, he cried: “Somebody has done us!
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It’s an old baby.”

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

arrival noun US /ərˈaɪvəl/

accomplishment of an objective

From this reading “When he was first taken in to see the new arrival he exclaimed: “Oh, mamma, it hasn’t any teeth!”

despair noun US /dɪˈsper/

a state in which all hope is lost or absent

From this reading “Then, clasping his hands in despair, he cried: “Somebody has done us!”

inquiring adjective US /ˌɪnˈkwaɪərɪŋ/

given to inquiry

From this reading “In a certain home where the stork recently visited there is a six-year-old son of inquiring mind.”

mamma noun US /ˈmɑːmə/

informal terms for a mother

From this reading “When he was first taken in to see the new arrival he exclaimed: “Oh, mamma, it hasn’t any teeth!”

recently adverb US /ˈriːsəntli/

in the recent past

From this reading “In a certain home where the stork recently visited there is a six-year-old son of inquiring mind.”

Somebody pronoun US /ˈsʌmbɑːdi/

a person, without saying who

From this reading “Then, clasping his hands in despair, he cried: “Somebody has done us!”

stork noun US /stɔːrk/

large mostly Old World wading birds typically having white-and-black plumage

From this reading “In a certain home where the stork recently visited there is a six-year-old son of inquiring mind.”

visited verb US /ˈvɪzɪtɪd/

past form of “visit” — go to see a place, as for entertainment

From this reading “In a certain home where the stork recently visited there is a six-year-old son of inquiring mind.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

new arrival adjective + noun

In this reading “When he was first taken in to see the new arrival he exclaimed: “Oh, mamma, it hasn’t any teeth!”

inquiring mind adjective + noun

In this reading “In a certain home where the stork recently visited there is a six-year-old son of inquiring mind.”

in despair preposition + noun

In this reading “Then, clasping his hands in despair, he cried: “Somebody has done us!”

All words in this reading · 49

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading In a certain home where the stork recently visited there is a six-year-old son of inquiring mind.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading It’s an old baby.”

AndconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading And no hair!”

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading When he was first taken in to see the new arrival he exclaimed: “Oh, mamma, it hasn’t any teeth!

arrivalnounUS /ərˈaɪvəl/

accomplishment of an objective

From this reading When he was first taken in to see the new arrival he exclaimed: “Oh, mamma, it hasn’t any teeth!

babynounUS /ˈbeɪbi/

a very young child (birth to 1 year) who has not yet begun to walk or talk

From this reading It’s an old baby.”

certainadjectiveUS /ˈsɜːrtən/

definite but not specified or identified

From this reading In a certain home where the stork recently visited there is a six-year-old son of inquiring mind.

clasping

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Then, clasping his hands in despair, he cried: “Somebody has done us!

criedverbUS /kraɪd/

inflected form of “cry” — utter a sudden loud cry

From this reading Then, clasping his hands in despair, he cried: “Somebody has done us!

despairnounUS /dɪˈsper/

a state in which all hope is lost or absent

From this reading Then, clasping his hands in despair, he cried: “Somebody has done us!

doneadjectiveUS /dʌn/

having finished or arrived at completion

From this reading Then, clasping his hands in despair, he cried: “Somebody has done us!

exclaimedverbUS /ɪkˈskleɪmd/

past form of “exclaim” — utter aloud; often with surprise, horror, or joy

From this reading When he was first taken in to see the new arrival he exclaimed: “Oh, mamma, it hasn’t any teeth!

firstadjectiveUS /fɜːrst/

preceding all others in time or space or degree

From this reading When he was first taken in to see the new arrival he exclaimed: “Oh, mamma, it hasn’t any teeth!

hairnounUS /her/

a covering for the body (or parts of it) consisting of a dense growth of threadlike structures (as on the human head); helps to prevent heat loss

From this reading And no hair!”

handsnounUS /hændz/

(with “in”) guardianship over; in divorce cases it is the right to house and care for and discipline a child

From this reading Then, clasping his hands in despair, he cried: “Somebody has done us!

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Then, clasping his hands in despair, he cried: “Somebody has done us!

hasn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading When he was first taken in to see the new arrival he exclaimed: “Oh, mamma, it hasn’t any teeth!

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading When he was first taken in to see the new arrival he exclaimed: “Oh, mamma, it hasn’t any teeth!

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading Then, clasping his hands in despair, he cried: “Somebody has done us!

homenounUS /hoʊm/

where you live at a particular time

From this reading In a certain home where the stork recently visited there is a six-year-old son of inquiring mind.

InprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading In a certain home where the stork recently visited there is a six-year-old son of inquiring mind.

inquiringadjectiveUS /ˌɪnˈkwaɪərɪŋ/

given to inquiry

From this reading In a certain home where the stork recently visited there is a six-year-old son of inquiring mind.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading In a certain home where the stork recently visited there is a six-year-old son of inquiring mind.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading When he was first taken in to see the new arrival he exclaimed: “Oh, mamma, it hasn’t any teeth!

It's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It’s an old baby.”

mammanounUS /ˈmɑːmə/

informal terms for a mother

From this reading When he was first taken in to see the new arrival he exclaimed: “Oh, mamma, it hasn’t any teeth!

mindnounUS /maɪnd/

The element of a person that enables awareness and thought.

From this reading In a certain home where the stork recently visited there is a six-year-old son of inquiring mind.

newadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading When he was first taken in to see the new arrival he exclaimed: “Oh, mamma, it hasn’t any teeth!

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading And no hair!”

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading In a certain home where the stork recently visited there is a six-year-old son of inquiring mind.

OhnounUS /oʊ/

a midwestern state in north central United States in the Great Lakes region

From this reading When he was first taken in to see the new arrival he exclaimed: “Oh, mamma, it hasn’t any teeth!

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading It’s an old baby.”

recentlyadverbUS /ˈriːsəntli/

in the recent past

From this reading In a certain home where the stork recently visited there is a six-year-old son of inquiring mind.

seeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading When he was first taken in to see the new arrival he exclaimed: “Oh, mamma, it hasn’t any teeth!

six-year-old

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading In a certain home where the stork recently visited there is a six-year-old son of inquiring mind.

SomebodypronounUS /ˈsʌmbɑːdi/

a person, without saying who

From this reading Then, clasping his hands in despair, he cried: “Somebody has done us!

sonnounUS /sʌn/

a male human offspring

From this reading In a certain home where the stork recently visited there is a six-year-old son of inquiring mind.

storknounUS /stɔːrk/

large mostly Old World wading birds typically having white-and-black plumage

From this reading In a certain home where the stork recently visited there is a six-year-old son of inquiring mind.

takenadjectiveUS /ˈteɪkən/

understood in a certain way; made sense of

From this reading When he was first taken in to see the new arrival he exclaimed: “Oh, mamma, it hasn’t any teeth!

teethnounUS /tiːθ/

the kind and number and arrangement of teeth (collectively) in a person or animal

From this reading When he was first taken in to see the new arrival he exclaimed: “Oh, mamma, it hasn’t any teeth!

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading In a certain home where the stork recently visited there is a six-year-old son of inquiring mind.

ThenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading Then, clasping his hands in despair, he cried: “Somebody has done us!

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading In a certain home where the stork recently visited there is a six-year-old son of inquiring mind.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading When he was first taken in to see the new arrival he exclaimed: “Oh, mamma, it hasn’t any teeth!

uspronounUS /ʌs/

the speaker and others, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Then, clasping his hands in despair, he cried: “Somebody has done us!

visitedverbUS /ˈvɪzɪtɪd/

past form of “visit” — go to see a place, as for entertainment

From this reading In a certain home where the stork recently visited there is a six-year-old son of inquiring mind.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading When he was first taken in to see the new arrival he exclaimed: “Oh, mamma, it hasn’t any teeth!

WhenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading When he was first taken in to see the new arrival he exclaimed: “Oh, mamma, it hasn’t any teeth!

whereconjunctionUS /wer/

in or at the place that

From this reading In a certain home where the stork recently visited there is a six-year-old son of inquiring mind.

Chapter 3 of Among the Humorists and After Dinner Speakers, Vol. 1 by William [Editor] Patten holds 405 sentences, grouped into 81 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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