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Among the Humorists and After Dinner Speakers, Vol. 1
Among the Humorists and After Dinner Speakers, Vol. 1

Chapter IX

Chapter 9 of Among the Humorists and After Dinner Speakers, Vol. 1 is here in full — 402 sentences across 81 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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* * * * * He--“Isn’t dinner ready yet?”
She--“No, dear.
I got it according to the time you set the clock when you came in last night, and dinner will be ready in four hours.”
* * * * * A foreigner, meeting an American friend, said to him, “How are you?”
The latter replied, “Out of sight.”
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Among the Humorists and After Dinner Speakers, Vol. 1

Chapter IX

Chapter 9 of Among the Humorists and After Dinner Speakers, Vol. 1 is here in full — 402 sentences across 81 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/80 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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* * * * * He--“Isn’t dinner ready yet?”
Line 2
She--“No, dear.
Line 3
I got it according to the time you set the clock when you came in last night, and dinner will be ready in four hours.”
/aɪ ɡɑːt ɪt əˈkɔːrdɪŋ tuː ðə taɪm juː set ðə klɑːk wen juː keɪm ɪn læst naɪt ənd ˈdɪnər wɪl biː ˈredi ɪn fɔːr ˈaʊərz/
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* * * * * A foreigner, meeting an American friend, said to him, “How are you?”
Line 5
The latter replied, “Out of sight.”
/ðə ˈlætər rɪˈplaɪd aʊt ʌv saɪt/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

according adjective US /əˈkɔːrdɪŋ/

(followed by “to”) in agreement with or accordant with

From this reading “I got it according to the time you set the clock when you came in last night, and dinner will be ready in four hours.””

American noun US /əˈmerəkən/

a native or inhabitant of the United States

From this reading “* * * * * A foreigner, meeting an American friend, said to him, “How are you?””

clock noun US /klɑːk/

a timepiece that shows the time of day

From this reading “I got it according to the time you set the clock when you came in last night, and dinner will be ready in four hours.””

dinner noun US /ˈdɪnər/

the main meal of the day served in the evening or at midday

From this reading “* * * * * He--“Isn’t dinner ready yet?””

foreigner noun US /ˈfɔːrənər/

a person who comes from a foreign country; someone who does not owe allegiance to your country

From this reading “* * * * * A foreigner, meeting an American friend, said to him, “How are you?””

hours noun US /ˈaʊərz/

a period of time assigned for work

From this reading “I got it according to the time you set the clock when you came in last night, and dinner will be ready in four hours.””

latter adjective US /ˈlætər/

referring to the second of two things or persons mentioned (or the last one or ones of several)

From this reading “The latter replied, “Out of sight.””

meeting noun US /ˈmiːtɪŋ/

a formally arranged gathering

From this reading “* * * * * A foreigner, meeting an American friend, said to him, “How are you?””

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

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last night adjective + noun

In this reading “I got it according to the time you set the clock when you came in last night, and dinner will be ready in four hours.””

four hours noun + noun

In this reading “I got it according to the time you set the clock when you came in last night, and dinner will be ready in four hours.””

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading * * * * * A foreigner, meeting an American friend, said to him, “How are you?”

accordingadjectiveUS /əˈkɔːrdɪŋ/

(followed by “to”) in agreement with or accordant with

From this reading I got it according to the time you set the clock when you came in last night, and dinner will be ready in four hours.”

AmericannounUS /əˈmerəkən/

a native or inhabitant of the United States

From this reading * * * * * A foreigner, meeting an American friend, said to him, “How are you?”

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading * * * * * A foreigner, meeting an American friend, said to him, “How are you?”

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading I got it according to the time you set the clock when you came in last night, and dinner will be ready in four hours.”

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading * * * * * A foreigner, meeting an American friend, said to him, “How are you?”

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading I got it according to the time you set the clock when you came in last night, and dinner will be ready in four hours.”

cameverbUS /keɪm/

inflected form of “come” — move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading I got it according to the time you set the clock when you came in last night, and dinner will be ready in four hours.”

clocknounUS /klɑːk/

a timepiece that shows the time of day

From this reading I got it according to the time you set the clock when you came in last night, and dinner will be ready in four hours.”

dearadjectiveUS /dɪr/

dearly loved

From this reading She--“No, dear.

dinnernounUS /ˈdɪnər/

the main meal of the day served in the evening or at midday

From this reading * * * * * He--“Isn’t dinner ready yet?”

foreignernounUS /ˈfɔːrənər/

a person who comes from a foreign country; someone who does not owe allegiance to your country

From this reading * * * * * A foreigner, meeting an American friend, said to him, “How are you?”

fournounUS /fɔːr/

the cardinal number that is the sum of three and one

From this reading I got it according to the time you set the clock when you came in last night, and dinner will be ready in four hours.”

friendnounUS /frend/

a person you know well and regard with affection and trust

From this reading * * * * * A foreigner, meeting an American friend, said to him, “How are you?”

gotverbUS /ɡɑːt/

inflected form of “get” — come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading I got it according to the time you set the clock when you came in last night, and dinner will be ready in four hours.”

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading * * * * * He--“Isn’t dinner ready yet?”

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading * * * * * A foreigner, meeting an American friend, said to him, “How are you?”

hoursnounUS /ˈaʊərz/

a period of time assigned for work

From this reading I got it according to the time you set the clock when you came in last night, and dinner will be ready in four hours.”

How

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading * * * * * A foreigner, meeting an American friend, said to him, “How are you?”

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I got it according to the time you set the clock when you came in last night, and dinner will be ready in four hours.”

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading I got it according to the time you set the clock when you came in last night, and dinner will be ready in four hours.”

Isn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading * * * * * He--“Isn’t dinner ready yet?”

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading I got it according to the time you set the clock when you came in last night, and dinner will be ready in four hours.”

lastadjectiveUS /læst/

immediately past

From this reading I got it according to the time you set the clock when you came in last night, and dinner will be ready in four hours.”

latteradjectiveUS /ˈlætər/

referring to the second of two things or persons mentioned (or the last one or ones of several)

From this reading The latter replied, “Out of sight.”

meetingnounUS /ˈmiːtɪŋ/

a formally arranged gathering

From this reading * * * * * A foreigner, meeting an American friend, said to him, “How are you?”

nightnounUS /naɪt/

the time after sunset and before sunrise while it is dark outside

From this reading I got it according to the time you set the clock when you came in last night, and dinner will be ready in four hours.”

NodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading She--“No, dear.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading The latter replied, “Out of sight.”

OutadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading The latter replied, “Out of sight.”

readyadjectiveUS /ˈredi/

completely prepared or in condition for immediate action or use or progress

From this reading * * * * * He--“Isn’t dinner ready yet?”

repliedverbUS /rɪˈplaɪd/

inflected form of “reply” — react verbally

From this reading The latter replied, “Out of sight.”

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading * * * * * A foreigner, meeting an American friend, said to him, “How are you?”

setverbUS /set/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading I got it according to the time you set the clock when you came in last night, and dinner will be ready in four hours.”

ShepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading She--“No, dear.

sightnounUS /saɪt/

an instance of visual perception

From this reading The latter replied, “Out of sight.”

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading I got it according to the time you set the clock when you came in last night, and dinner will be ready in four hours.”

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading I got it according to the time you set the clock when you came in last night, and dinner will be ready in four hours.”

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading I got it according to the time you set the clock when you came in last night, and dinner will be ready in four hours.”

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading I got it according to the time you set the clock when you came in last night, and dinner will be ready in four hours.”

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading I got it according to the time you set the clock when you came in last night, and dinner will be ready in four hours.”

yetconjunctionUS /jet/

but in spite of that

From this reading * * * * * He--“Isn’t dinner ready yet?”

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading I got it according to the time you set the clock when you came in last night, and dinner will be ready in four hours.”

Chapter 9 of Among the Humorists and After Dinner Speakers, Vol. 1 by William [Editor] Patten holds 402 sentences, grouped into 81 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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