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Chapter XI

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_Tom._ Well, Paddy, and what did you do when your wife died?
_Teag._ Dear honey, what would I do?
Do you think I was such a big fool as to die too?
I am sure if I had I would not have got fair play, when I am not so old yet as my father was when he died.
_Tom._ No, Paddy, it is not that I mean.
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Amusing Prose Chap-Books

Chapter XI

Chapter 11 of Amusing Prose Chap-Books is here in full — 260 sentences across 52 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/52 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
_Tom._ Well, Paddy, and what did you do when your wife died?
/tɑːm wel ˈpædi ənd wʌt dɪd juː duː wen jɔːr waɪf daɪd/
Line 2
_Teag._ Dear honey, what would I do?
Line 3
Do you think I was such a big fool as to die too?
/duː juː θɪŋk aɪ wɑːz sʌtʃ ə bɪɡ fuːl æz tuː daɪ tuː/
Line 4
I am sure if I had I would not have got fair play, when I am not so old yet as my father was when he died.
/aɪ æm ʃʊr ɪf aɪ hæd aɪ wʊd nɑːt hæv ɡɑːt fer pleɪ wen aɪ æm nɑːt soʊ oʊld jet æz maɪ ˈfɑːðər wɑːz wen hiː daɪd/
Line 5
_Tom._ No, Paddy, it is not that I mean.
/tɑːm noʊ ˈpædi ɪt ɪz nɑːt ðæt aɪ miːn/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

die verb US /daɪ/

pass from physical life and lose all bodily attributes and functions necessary to sustain life

From this reading “Do you think I was such a big fool as to die too?”

died verb US /daɪd/

past form of “die” — pass from physical life and lose all bodily attributes and functions necessary to sustain life

From this reading “_Tom._ Well, Paddy, and what did you do when your wife died?”

fair adjective US /fer/

free from favoritism or self-interest or bias or deception; conforming with established standards or rules

From this reading “I am sure if I had I would not have got fair play, when I am not so old yet as my father was when he died.”

fool noun US /fuːl/

a person who lacks good judgment

From this reading “Do you think I was such a big fool as to die too?”

honey noun US /ˈhʌni/

a sweet yellow liquid produced by bees

From this reading “_Teag._ Dear honey, what would I do?”

Paddy noun US /ˈpædi/

(ethnic slur) offensive term for a person of Irish descent

From this reading “_Tom._ Well, Paddy, and what did you do when your wife died?”

play verb US /pleɪ/

participate in games or sport

From this reading “I am sure if I had I would not have got fair play, when I am not so old yet as my father was when he died.”

Tom noun US /tɑːm/

male cat

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

big fool adjective + noun

In this reading “Do you think I was such a big fool as to die too?”

All words in this reading · 47

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Do you think I was such a big fool as to die too?

amauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading I am sure if I had I would not have got fair play, when I am not so old yet as my father was when he died.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading _Tom._ Well, Paddy, and what did you do when your wife died?

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading Do you think I was such a big fool as to die too?

bigadjectiveUS /bɪɡ/

above average in size or number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading Do you think I was such a big fool as to die too?

DearadjectiveUS /dɪr/

dearly loved

From this reading _Teag._ Dear honey, what would I do?

didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading _Tom._ Well, Paddy, and what did you do when your wife died?

dieverbUS /daɪ/

pass from physical life and lose all bodily attributes and functions necessary to sustain life

From this reading Do you think I was such a big fool as to die too?

diedverbUS /daɪd/

past form of “die” — pass from physical life and lose all bodily attributes and functions necessary to sustain life

From this reading _Tom._ Well, Paddy, and what did you do when your wife died?

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading _Tom._ Well, Paddy, and what did you do when your wife died?

fairadjectiveUS /fer/

free from favoritism or self-interest or bias or deception; conforming with established standards or rules

From this reading I am sure if I had I would not have got fair play, when I am not so old yet as my father was when he died.

fathernounUS /ˈfɑːðər/

a male parent (also used as a term of address to your father)

From this reading I am sure if I had I would not have got fair play, when I am not so old yet as my father was when he died.

foolnounUS /fuːl/

a person who lacks good judgment

From this reading Do you think I was such a big fool as to die too?

gotverbUS /ɡɑːt/

inflected form of “get” — come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading I am sure if I had I would not have got fair play, when I am not so old yet as my father was when he died.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading I am sure if I had I would not have got fair play, when I am not so old yet as my father was when he died.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading I am sure if I had I would not have got fair play, when I am not so old yet as my father was when he died.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading I am sure if I had I would not have got fair play, when I am not so old yet as my father was when he died.

honeynounUS /ˈhʌni/

a sweet yellow liquid produced by bees

From this reading _Teag._ Dear honey, what would I do?

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading _Teag._ Dear honey, what would I do?

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading I am sure if I had I would not have got fair play, when I am not so old yet as my father was when he died.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading _Tom._ No, Paddy, it is not that I mean.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading _Tom._ No, Paddy, it is not that I mean.

meanverbUS /miːn/

mean or intend to express or convey

From this reading _Tom._ No, Paddy, it is not that I mean.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading I am sure if I had I would not have got fair play, when I am not so old yet as my father was when he died.

NodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading _Tom._ No, Paddy, it is not that I mean.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading I am sure if I had I would not have got fair play, when I am not so old yet as my father was when he died.

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading I am sure if I had I would not have got fair play, when I am not so old yet as my father was when he died.

PaddynounUS /ˈpædi/

(ethnic slur) offensive term for a person of Irish descent

From this reading _Tom._ Well, Paddy, and what did you do when your wife died?

playverbUS /pleɪ/

participate in games or sport

From this reading I am sure if I had I would not have got fair play, when I am not so old yet as my father was when he died.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading I am sure if I had I would not have got fair play, when I am not so old yet as my father was when he died.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading Do you think I was such a big fool as to die too?

sureadjectiveUS /ʃʊr/

having or feeling no doubt or uncertainty; confident and assured

From this reading I am sure if I had I would not have got fair play, when I am not so old yet as my father was when he died.

Teag

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Teag._ Dear honey, what would I do?

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading _Tom._ No, Paddy, it is not that I mean.

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading Do you think I was such a big fool as to die too?

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Do you think I was such a big fool as to die too?

TomnounUS /tɑːm/

male cat

From this reading _Tom._ Well, Paddy, and what did you do when your wife died?

tooadverbUS /tuː/

to a degree exceeding normal or proper limits

From this reading Do you think I was such a big fool as to die too?

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Do you think I was such a big fool as to die too?

WelladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading _Tom._ Well, Paddy, and what did you do when your wife died?

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading _Tom._ Well, Paddy, and what did you do when your wife died?

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading _Tom._ Well, Paddy, and what did you do when your wife died?

wifenounUS /waɪf/

a married woman; a man's partner in marriage

From this reading _Tom._ Well, Paddy, and what did you do when your wife died?

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading _Teag._ Dear honey, what would I do?

yetconjunctionUS /jet/

but in spite of that

From this reading I am sure if I had I would not have got fair play, when I am not so old yet as my father was when he died.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading _Tom._ Well, Paddy, and what did you do when your wife died?

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading _Tom._ Well, Paddy, and what did you do when your wife died?

Chapter 11 of Amusing Prose Chap-Books by Robert Hays [Editor] Cunningham holds 260 sentences, grouped into 52 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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