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An outline of humor
An outline of humor

Chapter II

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MODERN HUMOR 253 ENGLISH WIT AND HUMOR 253 FRENCH WIT AND HUMOR 312 GERMAN WIT AND HUMOR 337 ITALIAN WIT AND HUMOR 343 SPANISH WIT AND HUMOR 359 THE SEVENTEENTH CENTURY 364 ENGLISH HUMOR 364 FRENCH HUMOR 390 GERMAN HUMOR 412 THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY 415
THE NINETEENTH CENTURY 445 ENGLISH HUMOR 446 FRENCH HUMOR 560 GERMAN HUMOR 586 ITALIAN HUMOR 616 SPANISH HUMOR 626 RUSSIAN HUMOR 631 AMERICAN HUMOR 643 INDEX 761 An Outline of Humor INTRODUCTION Speaking exactly, an Outline of the World’s Humor is an impossibility.
For surely the adjectives most applicable to humor are elusive, evasive, evanescent, ephemeral, intangible, imponderable, and other terms expressing unavailability.
To outline such a thing is like trying to trap a sunbeam or bound an ocean.
Yet an Outline of the History of the World’s recorded humor as evolved by the Human Race, seems within the possibilities.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

An outline of humor

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of An outline of humor is here in full — 479 sentences across 96 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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MODERN HUMOR 253 ENGLISH WIT AND HUMOR 253 FRENCH WIT AND HUMOR 312 GERMAN WIT AND HUMOR 337 ITALIAN WIT AND HUMOR 343 SPANISH WIT AND HUMOR 359 THE SEVENTEENTH CENTURY 364 ENGLISH HUMOR 364 FRENCH HUMOR 390 GERMAN HUMOR 412 THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY 415
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THE NINETEENTH CENTURY 445 ENGLISH HUMOR 446 FRENCH HUMOR 560 GERMAN HUMOR 586 ITALIAN HUMOR 616 SPANISH HUMOR 626 RUSSIAN HUMOR 631 AMERICAN HUMOR 643 INDEX 761 An Outline of Humor INTRODUCTION Speaking exactly, an Outline of the World’s Humor is an impossibility.
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For surely the adjectives most applicable to humor are elusive, evasive, evanescent, ephemeral, intangible, imponderable, and other terms expressing unavailability.
/fɔːr ˈʃʊrli ðə ˈædʒɪktɪvz moʊst ˈæpləkəbəl tuː ˈhjuːmər ɑːr ɪˈluːsɪv ɪˈveɪzɪv ˌevəˈnesənt ɪˈfemərəl ˌɪnˈtændʒəbəl ˌɪmˈpɑːndərəbəl ənd ˈʌðər tɜːrmz ɪkˈspresɪŋ ənəˌveɪləˈbɪlɪti/
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To outline such a thing is like trying to trap a sunbeam or bound an ocean.
/tuː ˈaʊtlaɪn sʌtʃ ə θɪŋ ɪz laɪk ˈtraɪɪŋ tuː træp ə ˈsʌnbiːm ɔːr baʊnd æn ˈoʊʃən/
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Yet an Outline of the History of the World’s recorded humor as evolved by the Human Race, seems within the possibilities.
/jet æn ˈaʊtlaɪn ʌv ðə ˈhɪstəri ʌv ðə wɜːrldz rəˈkɔːrdɪd ˈhjuːmər æz ɪˈvɑːlvd baɪ ðə ˈhjuːmən reɪs siːmz wɪˈðɪn ðə ˌpɑːsəˈbɪlətiz/

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adjectives noun US /ˈædʒɪktɪvz/

plural of “adjective” — a word that expresses an attribute of something

From this reading “For surely the adjectives most applicable to humor are elusive, evasive, evanescent, ephemeral, intangible, imponderable, and other terms expressing unavailability.”

applicable adjective US /ˈæpləkəbəl/

capable of being applied; having relevance

From this reading “For surely the adjectives most applicable to humor are elusive, evasive, evanescent, ephemeral, intangible, imponderable, and other terms expressing unavailability.”

ephemeral adjective US /ɪˈfemərəl/

lasting a very short time

From this reading “For surely the adjectives most applicable to humor are elusive, evasive, evanescent, ephemeral, intangible, imponderable, and other terms expressing unavailability.”

evanescent adjective US /ˌevəˈnesənt/

tending to vanish like vapor

From this reading “For surely the adjectives most applicable to humor are elusive, evasive, evanescent, ephemeral, intangible, imponderable, and other terms expressing unavailability.”

evasive adjective US /ɪˈveɪzɪv/

deliberately vague or ambiguous

From this reading “For surely the adjectives most applicable to humor are elusive, evasive, evanescent, ephemeral, intangible, imponderable, and other terms expressing unavailability.”

imponderable noun US /ˌɪmˈpɑːndərəbəl/

a factor whose effects cannot be accurately assessed

From this reading “For surely the adjectives most applicable to humor are elusive, evasive, evanescent, ephemeral, intangible, imponderable, and other terms expressing unavailability.”

intangible noun US /ˌɪnˈtændʒəbəl/

assets that are saleable though not material or physical

From this reading “For surely the adjectives most applicable to humor are elusive, evasive, evanescent, ephemeral, intangible, imponderable, and other terms expressing unavailability.”

unavailability noun US /ənəˌveɪləˈbɪlɪti/

the quality of not being available when needed

From this reading “For surely the adjectives most applicable to humor are elusive, evasive, evanescent, ephemeral, intangible, imponderable, and other terms expressing unavailability.”

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NINETEENTH CENTURY adjective + noun

In this reading “THE NINETEENTH CENTURY 445 ENGLISH HUMOR 446 FRENCH HUMOR 560 GERMAN HUMOR 586 ITALIAN HUMOR 616 SPANISH HUMOR 626 RUSSIAN HUMOR 631 AMERICAN HUMOR 643 INDEX 761 An Outline of Humor INTRODUCTION Speaking exactly, an Outline of the World’s Humor is an impossibility.”

EIGHTEENTH CENTURY adjective + noun

In this reading “MODERN HUMOR 253 ENGLISH WIT AND HUMOR 253 FRENCH WIT AND HUMOR 312 GERMAN WIT AND HUMOR 337 ITALIAN WIT AND HUMOR 343 SPANISH WIT AND HUMOR 359 THE SEVENTEENTH CENTURY 364 ENGLISH HUMOR 364 FRENCH HUMOR 390 GERMAN HUMOR 412 THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY 415”

SEVENTEENTH CENTURY adjective + noun

In this reading “MODERN HUMOR 253 ENGLISH WIT AND HUMOR 253 FRENCH WIT AND HUMOR 312 GERMAN WIT AND HUMOR 337 ITALIAN WIT AND HUMOR 343 SPANISH WIT AND HUMOR 359 THE SEVENTEENTH CENTURY 364 ENGLISH HUMOR 364 FRENCH HUMOR 390 GERMAN HUMOR 412 THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY 415”

Human Race adjective + noun

all of the living human inhabitants of the earth

In this reading “Yet an Outline of the History of the World’s recorded humor as evolved by the Human Race, seems within the possibilities.”

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253

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From this reading MODERN HUMOR 253 ENGLISH WIT AND HUMOR 253 FRENCH WIT AND HUMOR 312 GERMAN WIT AND HUMOR 337 ITALIAN WIT AND HUMOR 343 SPANISH WIT AND HUMOR 359 THE SEVENTEENTH CENTURY 364 ENGLISH HUMOR 364 FRENCH HUMOR 390 GERMAN HUMOR 412 THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY 415

312

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From this reading MODERN HUMOR 253 ENGLISH WIT AND HUMOR 253 FRENCH WIT AND HUMOR 312 GERMAN WIT AND HUMOR 337 ITALIAN WIT AND HUMOR 343 SPANISH WIT AND HUMOR 359 THE SEVENTEENTH CENTURY 364 ENGLISH HUMOR 364 FRENCH HUMOR 390 GERMAN HUMOR 412 THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY 415

337

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From this reading MODERN HUMOR 253 ENGLISH WIT AND HUMOR 253 FRENCH WIT AND HUMOR 312 GERMAN WIT AND HUMOR 337 ITALIAN WIT AND HUMOR 343 SPANISH WIT AND HUMOR 359 THE SEVENTEENTH CENTURY 364 ENGLISH HUMOR 364 FRENCH HUMOR 390 GERMAN HUMOR 412 THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY 415

343

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From this reading MODERN HUMOR 253 ENGLISH WIT AND HUMOR 253 FRENCH WIT AND HUMOR 312 GERMAN WIT AND HUMOR 337 ITALIAN WIT AND HUMOR 343 SPANISH WIT AND HUMOR 359 THE SEVENTEENTH CENTURY 364 ENGLISH HUMOR 364 FRENCH HUMOR 390 GERMAN HUMOR 412 THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY 415

359

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From this reading MODERN HUMOR 253 ENGLISH WIT AND HUMOR 253 FRENCH WIT AND HUMOR 312 GERMAN WIT AND HUMOR 337 ITALIAN WIT AND HUMOR 343 SPANISH WIT AND HUMOR 359 THE SEVENTEENTH CENTURY 364 ENGLISH HUMOR 364 FRENCH HUMOR 390 GERMAN HUMOR 412 THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY 415

364

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From this reading MODERN HUMOR 253 ENGLISH WIT AND HUMOR 253 FRENCH WIT AND HUMOR 312 GERMAN WIT AND HUMOR 337 ITALIAN WIT AND HUMOR 343 SPANISH WIT AND HUMOR 359 THE SEVENTEENTH CENTURY 364 ENGLISH HUMOR 364 FRENCH HUMOR 390 GERMAN HUMOR 412 THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY 415

390

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From this reading MODERN HUMOR 253 ENGLISH WIT AND HUMOR 253 FRENCH WIT AND HUMOR 312 GERMAN WIT AND HUMOR 337 ITALIAN WIT AND HUMOR 343 SPANISH WIT AND HUMOR 359 THE SEVENTEENTH CENTURY 364 ENGLISH HUMOR 364 FRENCH HUMOR 390 GERMAN HUMOR 412 THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY 415

412

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From this reading MODERN HUMOR 253 ENGLISH WIT AND HUMOR 253 FRENCH WIT AND HUMOR 312 GERMAN WIT AND HUMOR 337 ITALIAN WIT AND HUMOR 343 SPANISH WIT AND HUMOR 359 THE SEVENTEENTH CENTURY 364 ENGLISH HUMOR 364 FRENCH HUMOR 390 GERMAN HUMOR 412 THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY 415

415

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From this reading MODERN HUMOR 253 ENGLISH WIT AND HUMOR 253 FRENCH WIT AND HUMOR 312 GERMAN WIT AND HUMOR 337 ITALIAN WIT AND HUMOR 343 SPANISH WIT AND HUMOR 359 THE SEVENTEENTH CENTURY 364 ENGLISH HUMOR 364 FRENCH HUMOR 390 GERMAN HUMOR 412 THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY 415

445

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From this reading THE NINETEENTH CENTURY 445 ENGLISH HUMOR 446 FRENCH HUMOR 560 GERMAN HUMOR 586 ITALIAN HUMOR 616 SPANISH HUMOR 626 RUSSIAN HUMOR 631 AMERICAN HUMOR 643 INDEX 761 An Outline of Humor INTRODUCTION Speaking exactly, an Outline of the World’s Humor is an impossibility.

446

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From this reading THE NINETEENTH CENTURY 445 ENGLISH HUMOR 446 FRENCH HUMOR 560 GERMAN HUMOR 586 ITALIAN HUMOR 616 SPANISH HUMOR 626 RUSSIAN HUMOR 631 AMERICAN HUMOR 643 INDEX 761 An Outline of Humor INTRODUCTION Speaking exactly, an Outline of the World’s Humor is an impossibility.

560

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From this reading THE NINETEENTH CENTURY 445 ENGLISH HUMOR 446 FRENCH HUMOR 560 GERMAN HUMOR 586 ITALIAN HUMOR 616 SPANISH HUMOR 626 RUSSIAN HUMOR 631 AMERICAN HUMOR 643 INDEX 761 An Outline of Humor INTRODUCTION Speaking exactly, an Outline of the World’s Humor is an impossibility.

586

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From this reading THE NINETEENTH CENTURY 445 ENGLISH HUMOR 446 FRENCH HUMOR 560 GERMAN HUMOR 586 ITALIAN HUMOR 616 SPANISH HUMOR 626 RUSSIAN HUMOR 631 AMERICAN HUMOR 643 INDEX 761 An Outline of Humor INTRODUCTION Speaking exactly, an Outline of the World’s Humor is an impossibility.

616

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From this reading THE NINETEENTH CENTURY 445 ENGLISH HUMOR 446 FRENCH HUMOR 560 GERMAN HUMOR 586 ITALIAN HUMOR 616 SPANISH HUMOR 626 RUSSIAN HUMOR 631 AMERICAN HUMOR 643 INDEX 761 An Outline of Humor INTRODUCTION Speaking exactly, an Outline of the World’s Humor is an impossibility.

626

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From this reading THE NINETEENTH CENTURY 445 ENGLISH HUMOR 446 FRENCH HUMOR 560 GERMAN HUMOR 586 ITALIAN HUMOR 616 SPANISH HUMOR 626 RUSSIAN HUMOR 631 AMERICAN HUMOR 643 INDEX 761 An Outline of Humor INTRODUCTION Speaking exactly, an Outline of the World’s Humor is an impossibility.

631

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading THE NINETEENTH CENTURY 445 ENGLISH HUMOR 446 FRENCH HUMOR 560 GERMAN HUMOR 586 ITALIAN HUMOR 616 SPANISH HUMOR 626 RUSSIAN HUMOR 631 AMERICAN HUMOR 643 INDEX 761 An Outline of Humor INTRODUCTION Speaking exactly, an Outline of the World’s Humor is an impossibility.

643

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading THE NINETEENTH CENTURY 445 ENGLISH HUMOR 446 FRENCH HUMOR 560 GERMAN HUMOR 586 ITALIAN HUMOR 616 SPANISH HUMOR 626 RUSSIAN HUMOR 631 AMERICAN HUMOR 643 INDEX 761 An Outline of Humor INTRODUCTION Speaking exactly, an Outline of the World’s Humor is an impossibility.

761

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From this reading THE NINETEENTH CENTURY 445 ENGLISH HUMOR 446 FRENCH HUMOR 560 GERMAN HUMOR 586 ITALIAN HUMOR 616 SPANISH HUMOR 626 RUSSIAN HUMOR 631 AMERICAN HUMOR 643 INDEX 761 An Outline of Humor INTRODUCTION Speaking exactly, an Outline of the World’s Humor is an impossibility.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading To outline such a thing is like trying to trap a sunbeam or bound an ocean.

adjectivesnounUS /ˈædʒɪktɪvz/

plural of “adjective” — a word that expresses an attribute of something

From this reading For surely the adjectives most applicable to humor are elusive, evasive, evanescent, ephemeral, intangible, imponderable, and other terms expressing unavailability.

AMERICANnounUS /əˈmerəkən/

a native or inhabitant of the United States

From this reading THE NINETEENTH CENTURY 445 ENGLISH HUMOR 446 FRENCH HUMOR 560 GERMAN HUMOR 586 ITALIAN HUMOR 616 SPANISH HUMOR 626 RUSSIAN HUMOR 631 AMERICAN HUMOR 643 INDEX 761 An Outline of Humor INTRODUCTION Speaking exactly, an Outline of the World’s Humor is an impossibility.

AndeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading THE NINETEENTH CENTURY 445 ENGLISH HUMOR 446 FRENCH HUMOR 560 GERMAN HUMOR 586 ITALIAN HUMOR 616 SPANISH HUMOR 626 RUSSIAN HUMOR 631 AMERICAN HUMOR 643 INDEX 761 An Outline of Humor INTRODUCTION Speaking exactly, an Outline of the World’s Humor is an impossibility.

ANDconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading MODERN HUMOR 253 ENGLISH WIT AND HUMOR 253 FRENCH WIT AND HUMOR 312 GERMAN WIT AND HUMOR 337 ITALIAN WIT AND HUMOR 343 SPANISH WIT AND HUMOR 359 THE SEVENTEENTH CENTURY 364 ENGLISH HUMOR 364 FRENCH HUMOR 390 GERMAN HUMOR 412 THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY 415

applicableadjectiveUS /ˈæpləkəbəl/

capable of being applied; having relevance

From this reading For surely the adjectives most applicable to humor are elusive, evasive, evanescent, ephemeral, intangible, imponderable, and other terms expressing unavailability.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading For surely the adjectives most applicable to humor are elusive, evasive, evanescent, ephemeral, intangible, imponderable, and other terms expressing unavailability.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading Yet an Outline of the History of the World’s recorded humor as evolved by the Human Race, seems within the possibilities.

boundadjectiveUS /baʊnd/

confined by bonds

From this reading To outline such a thing is like trying to trap a sunbeam or bound an ocean.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading Yet an Outline of the History of the World’s recorded humor as evolved by the Human Race, seems within the possibilities.

CENTURYnounUS /ˈsentʃəri/

a period of 100 years

From this reading MODERN HUMOR 253 ENGLISH WIT AND HUMOR 253 FRENCH WIT AND HUMOR 312 GERMAN WIT AND HUMOR 337 ITALIAN WIT AND HUMOR 343 SPANISH WIT AND HUMOR 359 THE SEVENTEENTH CENTURY 364 ENGLISH HUMOR 364 FRENCH HUMOR 390 GERMAN HUMOR 412 THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY 415

EIGHTEENTHadjectiveUS /eɪˈtiːnθ/

coming next after the seventeenth in position

From this reading MODERN HUMOR 253 ENGLISH WIT AND HUMOR 253 FRENCH WIT AND HUMOR 312 GERMAN WIT AND HUMOR 337 ITALIAN WIT AND HUMOR 343 SPANISH WIT AND HUMOR 359 THE SEVENTEENTH CENTURY 364 ENGLISH HUMOR 364 FRENCH HUMOR 390 GERMAN HUMOR 412 THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY 415

elusiveadjectiveUS /ɪˈluːsɪv/

difficult to describe

From this reading For surely the adjectives most applicable to humor are elusive, evasive, evanescent, ephemeral, intangible, imponderable, and other terms expressing unavailability.

ENGLISHnounUS /ˈɪŋɡlɪʃ/

an Indo-European language belonging to the West Germanic branch; the official language of Britain and the United States and most of the commonwealth countries

From this reading MODERN HUMOR 253 ENGLISH WIT AND HUMOR 253 FRENCH WIT AND HUMOR 312 GERMAN WIT AND HUMOR 337 ITALIAN WIT AND HUMOR 343 SPANISH WIT AND HUMOR 359 THE SEVENTEENTH CENTURY 364 ENGLISH HUMOR 364 FRENCH HUMOR 390 GERMAN HUMOR 412 THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY 415

ephemeraladjectiveUS /ɪˈfemərəl/

lasting a very short time

From this reading For surely the adjectives most applicable to humor are elusive, evasive, evanescent, ephemeral, intangible, imponderable, and other terms expressing unavailability.

evanescentadjectiveUS /ˌevəˈnesənt/

tending to vanish like vapor

From this reading For surely the adjectives most applicable to humor are elusive, evasive, evanescent, ephemeral, intangible, imponderable, and other terms expressing unavailability.

evasiveadjectiveUS /ɪˈveɪzɪv/

deliberately vague or ambiguous

From this reading For surely the adjectives most applicable to humor are elusive, evasive, evanescent, ephemeral, intangible, imponderable, and other terms expressing unavailability.

evolvedverbUS /ɪˈvɑːlvd/

past form of “evolve” — work out

From this reading Yet an Outline of the History of the World’s recorded humor as evolved by the Human Race, seems within the possibilities.

exactlyadverbUS /ɪɡˈzæktli/

indicating exactness or preciseness

From this reading THE NINETEENTH CENTURY 445 ENGLISH HUMOR 446 FRENCH HUMOR 560 GERMAN HUMOR 586 ITALIAN HUMOR 616 SPANISH HUMOR 626 RUSSIAN HUMOR 631 AMERICAN HUMOR 643 INDEX 761 An Outline of Humor INTRODUCTION Speaking exactly, an Outline of the World’s Humor is an impossibility.

expressingverbUS /ɪkˈspresɪŋ/

-ing form of “express” — give expression to

From this reading For surely the adjectives most applicable to humor are elusive, evasive, evanescent, ephemeral, intangible, imponderable, and other terms expressing unavailability.

ForprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading For surely the adjectives most applicable to humor are elusive, evasive, evanescent, ephemeral, intangible, imponderable, and other terms expressing unavailability.

FRENCHnounUS /frentʃ/

the Romance language spoken in France and in countries colonized by France

From this reading MODERN HUMOR 253 ENGLISH WIT AND HUMOR 253 FRENCH WIT AND HUMOR 312 GERMAN WIT AND HUMOR 337 ITALIAN WIT AND HUMOR 343 SPANISH WIT AND HUMOR 359 THE SEVENTEENTH CENTURY 364 ENGLISH HUMOR 364 FRENCH HUMOR 390 GERMAN HUMOR 412 THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY 415

GERMANnounUS /ˈdʒɜːrmən/

a person of German nationality

From this reading MODERN HUMOR 253 ENGLISH WIT AND HUMOR 253 FRENCH WIT AND HUMOR 312 GERMAN WIT AND HUMOR 337 ITALIAN WIT AND HUMOR 343 SPANISH WIT AND HUMOR 359 THE SEVENTEENTH CENTURY 364 ENGLISH HUMOR 364 FRENCH HUMOR 390 GERMAN HUMOR 412 THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY 415

HistorynounUS /ˈhɪstəri/

the aggregate of past events

From this reading Yet an Outline of the History of the World’s recorded humor as evolved by the Human Race, seems within the possibilities.

HumanadjectiveUS /ˈhjuːmən/

characteristic of humanity

From this reading Yet an Outline of the History of the World’s recorded humor as evolved by the Human Race, seems within the possibilities.

HUMORnounUS /ˈhjuːmər/

a message whose ingenuity or verbal skill or incongruity has the power to evoke laughter

From this reading MODERN HUMOR 253 ENGLISH WIT AND HUMOR 253 FRENCH WIT AND HUMOR 312 GERMAN WIT AND HUMOR 337 ITALIAN WIT AND HUMOR 343 SPANISH WIT AND HUMOR 359 THE SEVENTEENTH CENTURY 364 ENGLISH HUMOR 364 FRENCH HUMOR 390 GERMAN HUMOR 412 THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY 415

imponderablenounUS /ˌɪmˈpɑːndərəbəl/

a factor whose effects cannot be accurately assessed

From this reading For surely the adjectives most applicable to humor are elusive, evasive, evanescent, ephemeral, intangible, imponderable, and other terms expressing unavailability.

impossibilitynounUS /ˌɪmpɔːsɪˈbɪlɪti/

incapability of existing or occurring

From this reading THE NINETEENTH CENTURY 445 ENGLISH HUMOR 446 FRENCH HUMOR 560 GERMAN HUMOR 586 ITALIAN HUMOR 616 SPANISH HUMOR 626 RUSSIAN HUMOR 631 AMERICAN HUMOR 643 INDEX 761 An Outline of Humor INTRODUCTION Speaking exactly, an Outline of the World’s Humor is an impossibility.

INDEXnounUS /ˈɪndeks/

a numerical scale used to compare variables with one another or with some reference number

From this reading THE NINETEENTH CENTURY 445 ENGLISH HUMOR 446 FRENCH HUMOR 560 GERMAN HUMOR 586 ITALIAN HUMOR 616 SPANISH HUMOR 626 RUSSIAN HUMOR 631 AMERICAN HUMOR 643 INDEX 761 An Outline of Humor INTRODUCTION Speaking exactly, an Outline of the World’s Humor is an impossibility.

intangiblenounUS /ˌɪnˈtændʒəbəl/

assets that are saleable though not material or physical

From this reading For surely the adjectives most applicable to humor are elusive, evasive, evanescent, ephemeral, intangible, imponderable, and other terms expressing unavailability.

INTRODUCTIONnounUS /ˌɪntrəˈdʌkʃən/

the act of beginning something new

From this reading THE NINETEENTH CENTURY 445 ENGLISH HUMOR 446 FRENCH HUMOR 560 GERMAN HUMOR 586 ITALIAN HUMOR 616 SPANISH HUMOR 626 RUSSIAN HUMOR 631 AMERICAN HUMOR 643 INDEX 761 An Outline of Humor INTRODUCTION Speaking exactly, an Outline of the World’s Humor is an impossibility.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading THE NINETEENTH CENTURY 445 ENGLISH HUMOR 446 FRENCH HUMOR 560 GERMAN HUMOR 586 ITALIAN HUMOR 616 SPANISH HUMOR 626 RUSSIAN HUMOR 631 AMERICAN HUMOR 643 INDEX 761 An Outline of Humor INTRODUCTION Speaking exactly, an Outline of the World’s Humor is an impossibility.

ITALIANnounUS /ˌɪˈtæljən/

a native or inhabitant of Italy

From this reading MODERN HUMOR 253 ENGLISH WIT AND HUMOR 253 FRENCH WIT AND HUMOR 312 GERMAN WIT AND HUMOR 337 ITALIAN WIT AND HUMOR 343 SPANISH WIT AND HUMOR 359 THE SEVENTEENTH CENTURY 364 ENGLISH HUMOR 364 FRENCH HUMOR 390 GERMAN HUMOR 412 THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY 415

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading To outline such a thing is like trying to trap a sunbeam or bound an ocean.

MODERNadjectiveUS /ˈmɑːdərn/

belonging to the modern era; since the Middle Ages

From this reading MODERN HUMOR 253 ENGLISH WIT AND HUMOR 253 FRENCH WIT AND HUMOR 312 GERMAN WIT AND HUMOR 337 ITALIAN WIT AND HUMOR 343 SPANISH WIT AND HUMOR 359 THE SEVENTEENTH CENTURY 364 ENGLISH HUMOR 364 FRENCH HUMOR 390 GERMAN HUMOR 412 THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY 415

mostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading For surely the adjectives most applicable to humor are elusive, evasive, evanescent, ephemeral, intangible, imponderable, and other terms expressing unavailability.

NINETEENTHadjectiveUS /ˈnaɪnˈtiːnθ/

coming next after the eighteenth in position

From this reading THE NINETEENTH CENTURY 445 ENGLISH HUMOR 446 FRENCH HUMOR 560 GERMAN HUMOR 586 ITALIAN HUMOR 616 SPANISH HUMOR 626 RUSSIAN HUMOR 631 AMERICAN HUMOR 643 INDEX 761 An Outline of Humor INTRODUCTION Speaking exactly, an Outline of the World’s Humor is an impossibility.

oceannounUS /ˈoʊʃən/

a large body of water constituting a principal part of the hydrosphere

From this reading To outline such a thing is like trying to trap a sunbeam or bound an ocean.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading THE NINETEENTH CENTURY 445 ENGLISH HUMOR 446 FRENCH HUMOR 560 GERMAN HUMOR 586 ITALIAN HUMOR 616 SPANISH HUMOR 626 RUSSIAN HUMOR 631 AMERICAN HUMOR 643 INDEX 761 An Outline of Humor INTRODUCTION Speaking exactly, an Outline of the World’s Humor is an impossibility.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading To outline such a thing is like trying to trap a sunbeam or bound an ocean.

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading For surely the adjectives most applicable to humor are elusive, evasive, evanescent, ephemeral, intangible, imponderable, and other terms expressing unavailability.

OutlinenounUS /ˈaʊtlaɪn/

the line that appears to bound an object

From this reading THE NINETEENTH CENTURY 445 ENGLISH HUMOR 446 FRENCH HUMOR 560 GERMAN HUMOR 586 ITALIAN HUMOR 616 SPANISH HUMOR 626 RUSSIAN HUMOR 631 AMERICAN HUMOR 643 INDEX 761 An Outline of Humor INTRODUCTION Speaking exactly, an Outline of the World’s Humor is an impossibility.

possibilitiesnounUS /ˌpɑːsəˈbɪlətiz/

plural of “possibility” — a future prospect or potential

From this reading Yet an Outline of the History of the World’s recorded humor as evolved by the Human Race, seems within the possibilities.

RacenounUS /reɪs/

any competition

From this reading Yet an Outline of the History of the World’s recorded humor as evolved by the Human Race, seems within the possibilities.

recordedadjectiveUS /rəˈkɔːrdɪd/

set down or registered in a permanent form especially on film or tape for reproduction

From this reading Yet an Outline of the History of the World’s recorded humor as evolved by the Human Race, seems within the possibilities.

RUSSIANnounUS /ˈrʌʃən/

a native or inhabitant of Russia

From this reading THE NINETEENTH CENTURY 445 ENGLISH HUMOR 446 FRENCH HUMOR 560 GERMAN HUMOR 586 ITALIAN HUMOR 616 SPANISH HUMOR 626 RUSSIAN HUMOR 631 AMERICAN HUMOR 643 INDEX 761 An Outline of Humor INTRODUCTION Speaking exactly, an Outline of the World’s Humor is an impossibility.

seemsverbUS /siːmz/

third-person singular of “seem” — give a certain impression or have a certain outward aspect

From this reading Yet an Outline of the History of the World’s recorded humor as evolved by the Human Race, seems within the possibilities.

SEVENTEENTHadjectiveUS /ˈsevənˈtiːnθ/

coming next after the sixteenth in position

From this reading MODERN HUMOR 253 ENGLISH WIT AND HUMOR 253 FRENCH WIT AND HUMOR 312 GERMAN WIT AND HUMOR 337 ITALIAN WIT AND HUMOR 343 SPANISH WIT AND HUMOR 359 THE SEVENTEENTH CENTURY 364 ENGLISH HUMOR 364 FRENCH HUMOR 390 GERMAN HUMOR 412 THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY 415

SPANISHnounUS /ˈspænɪʃ/

the Romance language spoken in most of Spain and the countries colonized by Spain

From this reading MODERN HUMOR 253 ENGLISH WIT AND HUMOR 253 FRENCH WIT AND HUMOR 312 GERMAN WIT AND HUMOR 337 ITALIAN WIT AND HUMOR 343 SPANISH WIT AND HUMOR 359 THE SEVENTEENTH CENTURY 364 ENGLISH HUMOR 364 FRENCH HUMOR 390 GERMAN HUMOR 412 THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY 415

SpeakingnounUS /ˈspiːkɪŋ/

the utterance of intelligible speech

From this reading THE NINETEENTH CENTURY 445 ENGLISH HUMOR 446 FRENCH HUMOR 560 GERMAN HUMOR 586 ITALIAN HUMOR 616 SPANISH HUMOR 626 RUSSIAN HUMOR 631 AMERICAN HUMOR 643 INDEX 761 An Outline of Humor INTRODUCTION Speaking exactly, an Outline of the World’s Humor is an impossibility.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading To outline such a thing is like trying to trap a sunbeam or bound an ocean.

sunbeamnounUS /ˈsʌnbiːm/

a ray of sunlight

From this reading To outline such a thing is like trying to trap a sunbeam or bound an ocean.

surelyadverbUS /ˈʃʊrli/

definitely or positively (“sure” is sometimes used informally for “surely”)

From this reading For surely the adjectives most applicable to humor are elusive, evasive, evanescent, ephemeral, intangible, imponderable, and other terms expressing unavailability.

termsnounUS /tɜːrmz/

status with respect to the relations between people or groups

From this reading For surely the adjectives most applicable to humor are elusive, evasive, evanescent, ephemeral, intangible, imponderable, and other terms expressing unavailability.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading MODERN HUMOR 253 ENGLISH WIT AND HUMOR 253 FRENCH WIT AND HUMOR 312 GERMAN WIT AND HUMOR 337 ITALIAN WIT AND HUMOR 343 SPANISH WIT AND HUMOR 359 THE SEVENTEENTH CENTURY 364 ENGLISH HUMOR 364 FRENCH HUMOR 390 GERMAN HUMOR 412 THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY 415

thingnounUS /θɪŋ/

a special situation

From this reading To outline such a thing is like trying to trap a sunbeam or bound an ocean.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading For surely the adjectives most applicable to humor are elusive, evasive, evanescent, ephemeral, intangible, imponderable, and other terms expressing unavailability.

trapnounUS /træp/

a device in which something (usually an animal) can be caught and penned

From this reading To outline such a thing is like trying to trap a sunbeam or bound an ocean.

tryingadjectiveUS /ˈtraɪɪŋ/

hard to endure

From this reading To outline such a thing is like trying to trap a sunbeam or bound an ocean.

unavailabilitynounUS /ənəˌveɪləˈbɪlɪti/

the quality of not being available when needed

From this reading For surely the adjectives most applicable to humor are elusive, evasive, evanescent, ephemeral, intangible, imponderable, and other terms expressing unavailability.

WITnounUS /wɪt/

a message whose ingenuity or verbal skill or incongruity has the power to evoke laughter

From this reading MODERN HUMOR 253 ENGLISH WIT AND HUMOR 253 FRENCH WIT AND HUMOR 312 GERMAN WIT AND HUMOR 337 ITALIAN WIT AND HUMOR 343 SPANISH WIT AND HUMOR 359 THE SEVENTEENTH CENTURY 364 ENGLISH HUMOR 364 FRENCH HUMOR 390 GERMAN HUMOR 412 THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY 415

withinprepositionUS /wɪˈðɪn/

inside; before a period of time has passed

From this reading Yet an Outline of the History of the World’s recorded humor as evolved by the Human Race, seems within the possibilities.

World'snounUS /wɜːrldz/

possessive form of “world” — everything that exists anywhere

From this reading THE NINETEENTH CENTURY 445 ENGLISH HUMOR 446 FRENCH HUMOR 560 GERMAN HUMOR 586 ITALIAN HUMOR 616 SPANISH HUMOR 626 RUSSIAN HUMOR 631 AMERICAN HUMOR 643 INDEX 761 An Outline of Humor INTRODUCTION Speaking exactly, an Outline of the World’s Humor is an impossibility.

YetconjunctionUS /jet/

but in spite of that

From this reading Yet an Outline of the History of the World’s recorded humor as evolved by the Human Race, seems within the possibilities.

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