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Any Coincidence Is

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Any Coincidence Is is here in full — 451 sentences across 91 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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"I used to do a turn in the army.
I was really mad back then... [a] loony!
I'd never have any music to introduce me, which was a big deal.
Unheard of.
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Any Coincidence Is

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Any Coincidence Is is here in full — 451 sentences across 91 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/90 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
Any Coincidence Is (or, The Day Julia & Cecil the Cat Faced a Fate Worse Than Death) v9.2 (January 2004) This novel can be found online at http://www.eclectic-cheval.net in html, pdf, and zipped text formats.
Line 2
"I used to do a turn in the army.
/aɪ juːzd tuː duː ə tɜːrn ɪn ðə ˈɑːrmi/
Line 3
I was really mad back then... [a] loony!
/aɪ wɑːz ˈrɪli mæd bæk ðen ə ˈluːni/
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I'd never have any music to introduce me, which was a big deal.
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Unheard of.
/ənˈhɜːrd ʌv/

Learner Dictionary

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Coincidence noun US /koʊˈɪnsɪdəns/

an event that might have been arranged although it was really accidental

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formats noun US /ˈfɔːrmæts/

plural of “format” — the organization of information according to preset specifications (usually for computer processing)

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html noun US /ˌeɪtʃtiːeˈmel/

a set of tags and rules (conforming to SGML) for using them in developing hypertext documents

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http noun US /ˌeɪtʃtiːtiːˈpiː/

a protocol (utilizing TCP) to transfer hypertext requests and information between servers and browsers

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loony noun US /ˈluːni/

someone deranged and possibly dangerous

From this reading “I was really mad back then... [a] loony!”

online adjective US /ˈɔːnlaɪn/

on a regular route of a railroad or bus or airline system

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Unheard adjective US /ənˈhɜːrd/

not necessarily inaudible but not heard

From this reading “Unheard of.”

zipped verb US /zɪpt/

inflected form of “zip” — close with a zipper

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2004

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9.2

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

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andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

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AnyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

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armynounUS /ˈɑːrmi/

a permanent organization of the military land forces of a nation or state

From this reading "I used to do a turn in the army.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

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backadverbUS /bæk/

in or to or toward a former location

From this reading I was really mad back then... [a] loony!

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

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bigadjectiveUS /bɪɡ/

above average in size or number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading I'd never have any music to introduce me, which was a big deal.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

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CatnounUS /kæt/

feline mammal usually having thick soft fur and no ability to roar: domestic cats; wildcats

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Cecil

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CoincidencenounUS /koʊˈɪnsɪdəns/

an event that might have been arranged although it was really accidental

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DaynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

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dealverbUS /diːl/

act on verbally or in some form of artistic expression

From this reading I'd never have any music to introduce me, which was a big deal.

DeathnounUS /deθ/

the event of dying or departure from life

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doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading "I used to do a turn in the army.

eclectic-cheval

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FacedadjectiveUS /feɪst/

having a face or facing especially of a specified kind or number; often used in combination

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FatenounUS /feɪt/

an event (or a course of events) that will inevitably happen in the future

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formatsnounUS /ˈfɔːrmæts/

plural of “format” — the organization of information according to preset specifications (usually for computer processing)

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foundverbUS /faʊnd/

set up or found

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haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading I'd never have any music to introduce me, which was a big deal.

htmlnounUS /ˌeɪtʃtiːeˈmel/

a set of tags and rules (conforming to SGML) for using them in developing hypertext documents

From this reading Any Coincidence Is (or, The Day Julia & Cecil the Cat Faced a Fate Worse Than Death) v9.2 (January 2004) This novel can be found online at http://www.eclectic-cheval.net in html, pdf, and zipped text formats.

httpnounUS /ˌeɪtʃtiːtiːˈpiː/

a protocol (utilizing TCP) to transfer hypertext requests and information between servers and browsers

From this reading Any Coincidence Is (or, The Day Julia & Cecil the Cat Faced a Fate Worse Than Death) v9.2 (January 2004) This novel can be found online at http://www.eclectic-cheval.net in html, pdf, and zipped text formats.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "I used to do a turn in the army.

I'd

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From this reading I'd never have any music to introduce me, which was a big deal.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

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introduceverbUS /ˌɪntrəˈduːs/

cause to come to know personally

From this reading I'd never have any music to introduce me, which was a big deal.

Isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

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JanuarynounUS /ˈdʒænjuːeri/

the first month of the year; begins 10 days after the winter solstice

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Julia

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loonynounUS /ˈluːni/

someone deranged and possibly dangerous

From this reading I was really mad back then... [a] loony!

madadjectiveUS /mæd/

roused to anger

From this reading I was really mad back then... [a] loony!

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading I'd never have any music to introduce me, which was a big deal.

musicnounUS /ˈmjuːzɪk/

an artistic form of auditory communication incorporating instrumental or vocal tones in a structured and continuous manner

From this reading I'd never have any music to introduce me, which was a big deal.

netnounUS /net/

a computer network consisting of a worldwide network of computer networks that use the TCP/IP network protocols to facilitate data transmission and exchange

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neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading I'd never have any music to introduce me, which was a big deal.

novelnounUS /ˈnɑːvəl/

an extended fictional work in prose; usually in the form of a story

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ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Unheard of.

onlineadjectiveUS /ˈɔːnlaɪn/

on a regular route of a railroad or bus or airline system

From this reading Any Coincidence Is (or, The Day Julia & Cecil the Cat Faced a Fate Worse Than Death) v9.2 (January 2004) This novel can be found online at http://www.eclectic-cheval.net in html, pdf, and zipped text formats.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

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pdf

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reallyadverbUS /ˈrɪli/

in accordance with truth or fact or reality

From this reading I was really mad back then... [a] loony!

textnounUS /tekst/

the words of something written

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ThanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

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ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Any Coincidence Is (or, The Day Julia & Cecil the Cat Faced a Fate Worse Than Death) v9.2 (January 2004) This novel can be found online at http://www.eclectic-cheval.net in html, pdf, and zipped text formats.

thenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading I was really mad back then... [a] loony!

ThisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

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toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "I used to do a turn in the army.

turnverbUS /tɜːrn/

change orientation or direction, also in the abstract sense

From this reading "I used to do a turn in the army.

UnheardadjectiveUS /ənˈhɜːrd/

not necessarily inaudible but not heard

From this reading Unheard of.

usedadjectiveUS /juːzd/

employed in accomplishing something

From this reading "I used to do a turn in the army.

vnounUS /viː/

a unit of potential equal to the potential difference between two points on a conductor carrying a current of 1 ampere when the power dissipated between the two points is 1 watt

From this reading Any Coincidence Is (or, The Day Julia & Cecil the Cat Faced a Fate Worse Than Death) v9.2 (January 2004) This novel can be found online at http://www.eclectic-cheval.net in html, pdf, and zipped text formats.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading I was really mad back then... [a] loony!

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading I'd never have any music to introduce me, which was a big deal.

WorseadjectiveUS /wɜːrs/

(comparative of “bad”) inferior to another in quality or condition or desirability

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wwwnoun

computer network consisting of a collection of internet sites that offer text and graphics and sound and animation resources through the hypertext transfer protocol

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zippedverbUS /zɪpt/

inflected form of “zip” — close with a zipper

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Chapter 1 of Any Coincidence Is by Daniel Callahan holds 451 sentences, grouped into 91 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the public-domain source, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Coincidence
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Julia
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Cecil
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Faced
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