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Any Coincidence Is

Chapter III · Chapter 3

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17.
In Charge "Everyone rises to the level of their incompetence."
-- Traditional "And he shot me!" the Lab Coat Man shouted (again), flinging himself into a swivel office chair.
He put his hands to his forehead and massaged the red spot right between and just above his eyes that would eventually scar, forever to mark the spot where the bullet struck an instant before he had vanished and reappeared back in the basement.
"Right between the eyes!" he bleated.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Any Coincidence Is

Chapter III · Chapter 3

Chapter 3 of Any Coincidence Is is here in full — 441 sentences across 89 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/88 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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17.
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In Charge "Everyone rises to the level of their incompetence."
/ɪn tʃɑːrdʒ ˈevriwʌn ˈraɪzəz tuː ðə ˈlevəl ʌv ðer ˌɪnˈkɑːmpətəns/
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-- Traditional "And he shot me!" the Lab Coat Man shouted (again), flinging himself into a swivel office chair.
/trəˈdɪʃənəl ənd hiː ʃɑːt miː ðə læb koʊt mæn ˈʃaʊtɪd əˈɡen ˈflɪŋɪŋ hɪmˈself ˈɪntuː ə ˈswɪvəl ˈɔːfɪs tʃer/
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He put his hands to his forehead and massaged the red spot right between and just above his eyes that would eventually scar, forever to mark the spot where the bullet struck an instant before he had vanished and reappeared back in the basement.
/hiː pʊt hɪz hændz tuː hɪz ˈfɔːrhed ənd məˈsɑːʒd ðə red spɑːt raɪt bɪˈtwiːn ənd dʒʌst əˈbʌv hɪz aɪz ðæt wʊd ɪˈventʃəwəli skɑːr fərˈevər tuː mɑːrk ðə spɑːt wer ðə ˈbʊlət strʌk æn ˈɪnstənt bɪˈfɔːr hiː hæd ˈvænɪʃt ənd ˌriːəˈpɪrd bæk ɪn ðə ˈbeɪsmənt/
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"Right between the eyes!" he bleated.

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basement noun US /ˈbeɪsmənt/

the lowermost portion of a structure partly or wholly below ground level; often used for storage

From this reading “He put his hands to his forehead and massaged the red spot right between and just above his eyes that would eventually scar, forever to mark the spot where the bullet struck an instant before he had vanished and reappeared back in the basement.”

flinging verb US /ˈflɪŋɪŋ/

-ing form of “fling” — throw with force or recklessness

From this reading “-- Traditional "And he shot me!" the Lab Coat Man shouted (again), flinging himself into a swivel office chair.”

incompetence noun US /ˌɪnˈkɑːmpətəns/

lack of physical or intellectual ability or qualifications

From this reading “In Charge "Everyone rises to the level of their incompetence."”

Lab noun US /læb/

a workplace for the conduct of scientific research

From this reading “-- Traditional "And he shot me!" the Lab Coat Man shouted (again), flinging himself into a swivel office chair.”

massaged verb US /məˈsɑːʒd/

past form of “massage” — manually manipulate (someone's body), usually for medicinal or relaxation purposes

From this reading “He put his hands to his forehead and massaged the red spot right between and just above his eyes that would eventually scar, forever to mark the spot where the bullet struck an instant before he had vanished and reappeared back in the basement.”

scar noun US /skɑːr/

a mark left (usually on the skin) by the healing of injured tissue

From this reading “He put his hands to his forehead and massaged the red spot right between and just above his eyes that would eventually scar, forever to mark the spot where the bullet struck an instant before he had vanished and reappeared back in the basement.”

swivel verb US /ˈswɪvəl/

turn on a pivot

From this reading “-- Traditional "And he shot me!" the Lab Coat Man shouted (again), flinging himself into a swivel office chair.”

Traditional adjective US /trəˈdɪʃənəl/

consisting of or derived from tradition

From this reading “-- Traditional "And he shot me!" the Lab Coat Man shouted (again), flinging himself into a swivel office chair.”

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17

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From this reading 17.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading -- Traditional "And he shot me!" the Lab Coat Man shouted (again), flinging himself into a swivel office chair.

aboveprepositionUS /əˈbʌv/

higher than, or over, something

From this reading He put his hands to his forehead and massaged the red spot right between and just above his eyes that would eventually scar, forever to mark the spot where the bullet struck an instant before he had vanished and reappeared back in the basement.

againadverbUS /əˈɡen/

anew

From this reading -- Traditional "And he shot me!" the Lab Coat Man shouted (again), flinging himself into a swivel office chair.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading He put his hands to his forehead and massaged the red spot right between and just above his eyes that would eventually scar, forever to mark the spot where the bullet struck an instant before he had vanished and reappeared back in the basement.

AndconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading -- Traditional "And he shot me!" the Lab Coat Man shouted (again), flinging himself into a swivel office chair.

backadverbUS /bæk/

in or to or toward a former location

From this reading He put his hands to his forehead and massaged the red spot right between and just above his eyes that would eventually scar, forever to mark the spot where the bullet struck an instant before he had vanished and reappeared back in the basement.

basementnounUS /ˈbeɪsmənt/

the lowermost portion of a structure partly or wholly below ground level; often used for storage

From this reading He put his hands to his forehead and massaged the red spot right between and just above his eyes that would eventually scar, forever to mark the spot where the bullet struck an instant before he had vanished and reappeared back in the basement.

beforeprepositionUS /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading He put his hands to his forehead and massaged the red spot right between and just above his eyes that would eventually scar, forever to mark the spot where the bullet struck an instant before he had vanished and reappeared back in the basement.

betweenprepositionUS /bɪˈtwiːn/

in the space, time, or range separating two things

From this reading He put his hands to his forehead and massaged the red spot right between and just above his eyes that would eventually scar, forever to mark the spot where the bullet struck an instant before he had vanished and reappeared back in the basement.

bleated

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Right between the eyes!" he bleated.

bulletnounUS /ˈbʊlət/

a projectile that is fired from a gun

From this reading He put his hands to his forehead and massaged the red spot right between and just above his eyes that would eventually scar, forever to mark the spot where the bullet struck an instant before he had vanished and reappeared back in the basement.

chairnounUS /tʃer/

a seat for one person, with a support for the back

From this reading -- Traditional "And he shot me!" the Lab Coat Man shouted (again), flinging himself into a swivel office chair.

ChargeverbUS /tʃɑːrdʒ/

to make a rush at or sudden attack upon, as in battle

From this reading In Charge "Everyone rises to the level of their incompetence."

CoatnounUS /koʊt/

an outer garment that has sleeves and covers the body from shoulder down; worn outdoors

From this reading -- Traditional "And he shot me!" the Lab Coat Man shouted (again), flinging himself into a swivel office chair.

eventuallyadverbUS /ɪˈventʃəwəli/

after an unspecified period of time or an especially long delay

From this reading He put his hands to his forehead and massaged the red spot right between and just above his eyes that would eventually scar, forever to mark the spot where the bullet struck an instant before he had vanished and reappeared back in the basement.

EveryonepronounUS /ˈevriwʌn/

every person

From this reading In Charge "Everyone rises to the level of their incompetence."

eyesnounUS /aɪz/

opinion or judgment

From this reading He put his hands to his forehead and massaged the red spot right between and just above his eyes that would eventually scar, forever to mark the spot where the bullet struck an instant before he had vanished and reappeared back in the basement.

flingingverbUS /ˈflɪŋɪŋ/

-ing form of “fling” — throw with force or recklessness

From this reading -- Traditional "And he shot me!" the Lab Coat Man shouted (again), flinging himself into a swivel office chair.

foreheadnounUS /ˈfɔːrhed/

the part of the face above the eyes

From this reading He put his hands to his forehead and massaged the red spot right between and just above his eyes that would eventually scar, forever to mark the spot where the bullet struck an instant before he had vanished and reappeared back in the basement.

foreveradverbUS /fərˈevər/

for a limitless time

From this reading He put his hands to his forehead and massaged the red spot right between and just above his eyes that would eventually scar, forever to mark the spot where the bullet struck an instant before he had vanished and reappeared back in the basement.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading He put his hands to his forehead and massaged the red spot right between and just above his eyes that would eventually scar, forever to mark the spot where the bullet struck an instant before he had vanished and reappeared back in the basement.

handsnounUS /hændz/

(with “in”) guardianship over; in divorce cases it is the right to house and care for and discipline a child

From this reading He put his hands to his forehead and massaged the red spot right between and just above his eyes that would eventually scar, forever to mark the spot where the bullet struck an instant before he had vanished and reappeared back in the basement.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading -- Traditional "And he shot me!" the Lab Coat Man shouted (again), flinging himself into a swivel office chair.

himselfpronounUS /hɪmˈself/

used when the man or boy doing the action is also its object

From this reading -- Traditional "And he shot me!" the Lab Coat Man shouted (again), flinging himself into a swivel office chair.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading He put his hands to his forehead and massaged the red spot right between and just above his eyes that would eventually scar, forever to mark the spot where the bullet struck an instant before he had vanished and reappeared back in the basement.

InprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading In Charge "Everyone rises to the level of their incompetence."

incompetencenounUS /ˌɪnˈkɑːmpətəns/

lack of physical or intellectual ability or qualifications

From this reading In Charge "Everyone rises to the level of their incompetence."

instantnounUS /ˈɪnstənt/

a very short time (as the time it takes the eye to blink or the heart to beat)

From this reading He put his hands to his forehead and massaged the red spot right between and just above his eyes that would eventually scar, forever to mark the spot where the bullet struck an instant before he had vanished and reappeared back in the basement.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading -- Traditional "And he shot me!" the Lab Coat Man shouted (again), flinging himself into a swivel office chair.

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading He put his hands to his forehead and massaged the red spot right between and just above his eyes that would eventually scar, forever to mark the spot where the bullet struck an instant before he had vanished and reappeared back in the basement.

LabnounUS /læb/

a workplace for the conduct of scientific research

From this reading -- Traditional "And he shot me!" the Lab Coat Man shouted (again), flinging himself into a swivel office chair.

levelnounUS /ˈlevəl/

a position on a scale of intensity or amount or quality

From this reading In Charge "Everyone rises to the level of their incompetence."

MannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading -- Traditional "And he shot me!" the Lab Coat Man shouted (again), flinging himself into a swivel office chair.

markverbUS /mɑːrk/

attach a tag or label to

From this reading He put his hands to his forehead and massaged the red spot right between and just above his eyes that would eventually scar, forever to mark the spot where the bullet struck an instant before he had vanished and reappeared back in the basement.

massagedverbUS /məˈsɑːʒd/

past form of “massage” — manually manipulate (someone's body), usually for medicinal or relaxation purposes

From this reading He put his hands to his forehead and massaged the red spot right between and just above his eyes that would eventually scar, forever to mark the spot where the bullet struck an instant before he had vanished and reappeared back in the basement.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading -- Traditional "And he shot me!" the Lab Coat Man shouted (again), flinging himself into a swivel office chair.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading In Charge "Everyone rises to the level of their incompetence."

officenounUS /ˈɔːfɪs/

place of business where professional or clerical duties are performed

From this reading -- Traditional "And he shot me!" the Lab Coat Man shouted (again), flinging himself into a swivel office chair.

putverbUS /pʊt/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading He put his hands to his forehead and massaged the red spot right between and just above his eyes that would eventually scar, forever to mark the spot where the bullet struck an instant before he had vanished and reappeared back in the basement.

reappearedverbUS /ˌriːəˈpɪrd/

past form of “reappear” — appear again

From this reading He put his hands to his forehead and massaged the red spot right between and just above his eyes that would eventually scar, forever to mark the spot where the bullet struck an instant before he had vanished and reappeared back in the basement.

rednounUS /red/

red color or pigment; the chromatic color resembling the hue of blood

From this reading He put his hands to his forehead and massaged the red spot right between and just above his eyes that would eventually scar, forever to mark the spot where the bullet struck an instant before he had vanished and reappeared back in the basement.

rightadverbUS /raɪt/

precisely, exactly

From this reading He put his hands to his forehead and massaged the red spot right between and just above his eyes that would eventually scar, forever to mark the spot where the bullet struck an instant before he had vanished and reappeared back in the basement.

risesnounUS /ˈraɪzəz/

plural of “rise” — a growth in strength or number or importance

From this reading In Charge "Everyone rises to the level of their incompetence."

scarnounUS /skɑːr/

a mark left (usually on the skin) by the healing of injured tissue

From this reading He put his hands to his forehead and massaged the red spot right between and just above his eyes that would eventually scar, forever to mark the spot where the bullet struck an instant before he had vanished and reappeared back in the basement.

shotnounUS /ʃɑːt/

the act of firing a projectile

From this reading -- Traditional "And he shot me!" the Lab Coat Man shouted (again), flinging himself into a swivel office chair.

shoutedadjectiveUS /ˈʃaʊtɪd/

in a vehement outcry

From this reading -- Traditional "And he shot me!" the Lab Coat Man shouted (again), flinging himself into a swivel office chair.

spotnounUS /spɑːt/

a point located with respect to surface features of some region

From this reading He put his hands to his forehead and massaged the red spot right between and just above his eyes that would eventually scar, forever to mark the spot where the bullet struck an instant before he had vanished and reappeared back in the basement.

struckadjectiveUS /strʌk/

(used in combination) affected by something overwhelming

From this reading He put his hands to his forehead and massaged the red spot right between and just above his eyes that would eventually scar, forever to mark the spot where the bullet struck an instant before he had vanished and reappeared back in the basement.

swivelverbUS /ˈswɪvəl/

turn on a pivot

From this reading -- Traditional "And he shot me!" the Lab Coat Man shouted (again), flinging himself into a swivel office chair.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading He put his hands to his forehead and massaged the red spot right between and just above his eyes that would eventually scar, forever to mark the spot where the bullet struck an instant before he had vanished and reappeared back in the basement.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading In Charge "Everyone rises to the level of their incompetence."

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading In Charge "Everyone rises to the level of their incompetence."

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading In Charge "Everyone rises to the level of their incompetence."

TraditionaladjectiveUS /trəˈdɪʃənəl/

consisting of or derived from tradition

From this reading -- Traditional "And he shot me!" the Lab Coat Man shouted (again), flinging himself into a swivel office chair.

vanishedadjectiveUS /ˈvænɪʃt/

having passed out of existence

From this reading He put his hands to his forehead and massaged the red spot right between and just above his eyes that would eventually scar, forever to mark the spot where the bullet struck an instant before he had vanished and reappeared back in the basement.

whereconjunctionUS /wer/

in or at the place that

From this reading He put his hands to his forehead and massaged the red spot right between and just above his eyes that would eventually scar, forever to mark the spot where the bullet struck an instant before he had vanished and reappeared back in the basement.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading He put his hands to his forehead and massaged the red spot right between and just above his eyes that would eventually scar, forever to mark the spot where the bullet struck an instant before he had vanished and reappeared back in the basement.

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