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Apes and Angels

Chapter I

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_To Apes playing Angels, and remembering their Halos while forgetting their Tails—_ _To the Earnest and Purposeful Men and Women, of the world, who have made it what it is today—_ _To Dignitaries generally, not forgetting Wearers of Regalia and Phi Beta Kappa keys—_ _To All who, taking life heavily and solemnly, thank God they have a sense of Humor—_
_To Leaders of Movements, Champions of Causes and all Minor Messiahs—_ _To Those who have found Absolute Truth and know no Doubt—_ _To Prudent, Thrifty Souls who save up their pleasure in this world so they may enjoy it, with interest, in the next—_ _To Men who feel refreshed in the presence of Thoroughbred Horses—_
_To Patronizers of Humor—_ _To Artists who think an Important Manner makes Matter Important—_ _To New-laid Æsthetes who bamboozle other New-laid Æsthetes by saying Nothing in a New Way—_ _To Revilers of Public Taste who forget that clarity begins at home—_ _To Critics whose most lethal epithet is “light,” who deem tears more civilized than laughter, and the causing of pain a higher art than the giving of pleasure—_
_To Weepers in Playtime and Dieters at the Banquet of Life—_ _To all Mental Masochists—_ _To the Serious Minded—_ _This book of light tragedies is dedicated in warm gratitude for the joy they have given me._ _RICHARD CONNELL_ _Green’s Farms, Conn._ _February 11, 1924._ ALL Paris held no happier man than Papa Chibou.
He loved his work—that was why.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Apes and Angels

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Apes and Angels is here in full — 405 sentences across 81 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/81 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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_To Apes playing Angels, and remembering their Halos while forgetting their Tails—_ _To the Earnest and Purposeful Men and Women, of the world, who have made it what it is today—_ _To Dignitaries generally, not forgetting Wearers of Regalia and Phi Beta Kappa keys—_ _To All who, taking life heavily and solemnly, thank God they have a sense of Humor—_
/tuː eɪps ˈpleɪɪŋ ˈeɪndʒəlz ənd rɪˈmembərɪŋ ðer ˈheɪloʊz waɪl fərˈɡetɪŋ ðer teɪlz tuː ðə ˈɜːrnɪst ənd ˈpɜːrpəsfəl men ənd ˈwɪmən ʌv ðə wɜːrld huː hæv meɪd ɪt wʌt ɪt ɪz təˈdeɪ tuː ˈdɪɡnəteriz ˈdʒenərəli nɑːt fərˈɡetɪŋ ˈwerərz ʌv rɪˈɡeɪljə ənd faɪ ˈbeɪtə ˈkæpə kiːz tuː ɔːl huː ˈteɪkɪŋ laɪf ˈhevəli ənd ˈsɔːləmli θæŋk ɡɑːd ðeɪ hæv ə sens ʌv ˈhjuːmər/
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_To Leaders of Movements, Champions of Causes and all Minor Messiahs—_ _To Those who have found Absolute Truth and know no Doubt—_ _To Prudent, Thrifty Souls who save up their pleasure in this world so they may enjoy it, with interest, in the next—_ _To Men who feel refreshed in the presence of Thoroughbred Horses—_
/tuː ˈliːdərz ʌv ˈmuːvmənts ˈtʃæmpiənz ʌv ˈkɑːzəz ənd ɔːl ˈmaɪnər məˈsaɪəz tuː ðoʊz huː hæv faʊnd ˈæbsəluːt truːθ ənd noʊ noʊ daʊt tuː ˈpruːdənt ˈθrɪfti soʊlz huː seɪv ʌp ðer ˈpleʒər ɪn ðɪs wɜːrld soʊ ðeɪ meɪ ˌenˈdʒɔɪ ɪt wɪð ˈɪntrəst ɪn ðə nekst tuː men huː fiːl riˈfreʃt ɪn ðə ˈprezəns ʌv ˈθɜːroʊˈbred ˈhɔːrsəz/
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_To Patronizers of Humor—_ _To Artists who think an Important Manner makes Matter Important—_ _To New-laid Æsthetes who bamboozle other New-laid Æsthetes by saying Nothing in a New Way—_ _To Revilers of Public Taste who forget that clarity begins at home—_ _To Critics whose most lethal epithet is “light,” who deem tears more civilized than laughter, and the causing of pain a higher art than the giving of pleasure—_
Line 4
_To Weepers in Playtime and Dieters at the Banquet of Life—_ _To all Mental Masochists—_ _To the Serious Minded—_ _This book of light tragedies is dedicated in warm gratitude for the joy they have given me._ _RICHARD CONNELL_ _Green’s Farms, Conn._ _February 11, 1924._ ALL Paris held no happier man than Papa Chibou.
Line 5
He loved his work—that was why.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Beta noun US /ˈbeɪtə/

the 2nd letter of the Greek alphabet

From this reading “_To Apes playing Angels, and remembering their Halos while forgetting their Tails—_ _To the Earnest and Purposeful Men and Women, of the world, who have made it what it is today—_ _To Dignitaries generally, not forgetting Wearers of Regalia and Phi Beta Kappa keys—_ _To All who, taking life heavily and solemnly, thank God they have a sense of Humor—_”

Dieters noun US /ˈdaɪətərz/

plural of “dieter” — a person who diets

From this reading “_To Weepers in Playtime and Dieters at the Banquet of Life—_ _To all Mental Masochists—_ _To the Serious Minded—_ _This book of light tragedies is dedicated in warm gratitude for the joy they have given me._ _RICHARD CONNELL_ _Green’s Farms, Conn._ _February 11, 1924._ ALL Paris held no happier man than Papa Chibou.”

Halos noun US /ˈheɪloʊz/

plural of “halo” — an indication of radiant light drawn around the head of a saint

From this reading “_To Apes playing Angels, and remembering their Halos while forgetting their Tails—_ _To the Earnest and Purposeful Men and Women, of the world, who have made it what it is today—_ _To Dignitaries generally, not forgetting Wearers of Regalia and Phi Beta Kappa keys—_ _To All who, taking life heavily and solemnly, thank God they have a sense of Humor—_”

Kappa noun US /ˈkæpə/

the 10th letter of the Greek alphabet

From this reading “_To Apes playing Angels, and remembering their Halos while forgetting their Tails—_ _To the Earnest and Purposeful Men and Women, of the world, who have made it what it is today—_ _To Dignitaries generally, not forgetting Wearers of Regalia and Phi Beta Kappa keys—_ _To All who, taking life heavily and solemnly, thank God they have a sense of Humor—_”

lethal adjective US /ˈliːθəl/

of an instrument of certain death

From this reading “_To Patronizers of Humor—_ _To Artists who think an Important Manner makes Matter Important—_ _To New-laid Æsthetes who bamboozle other New-laid Æsthetes by saying Nothing in a New Way—_ _To Revilers of Public Taste who forget that clarity begins at home—_ _To Critics whose most lethal epithet is “light,” who deem tears more civilized than laughter, and the causing of pain a higher art than the giving of pleasure—_”

Messiahs noun US /məˈsaɪəz/

plural of “messiah” — any expected deliverer

From this reading “_To Leaders of Movements, Champions of Causes and all Minor Messiahs—_ _To Those who have found Absolute Truth and know no Doubt—_ _To Prudent, Thrifty Souls who save up their pleasure in this world so they may enjoy it, with interest, in the next—_ _To Men who feel refreshed in the presence of Thoroughbred Horses—_”

Regalia noun US /rɪˈɡeɪljə/

paraphernalia indicative of royalty (or other high office)

From this reading “_To Apes playing Angels, and remembering their Halos while forgetting their Tails—_ _To the Earnest and Purposeful Men and Women, of the world, who have made it what it is today—_ _To Dignitaries generally, not forgetting Wearers of Regalia and Phi Beta Kappa keys—_ _To All who, taking life heavily and solemnly, thank God they have a sense of Humor—_”

Wearers noun US /ˈwerərz/

plural of “wearer” — a person who wears or carries or displays something as a body covering or accessory

From this reading “_To Apes playing Angels, and remembering their Halos while forgetting their Tails—_ _To the Earnest and Purposeful Men and Women, of the world, who have made it what it is today—_ _To Dignitaries generally, not forgetting Wearers of Regalia and Phi Beta Kappa keys—_ _To All who, taking life heavily and solemnly, thank God they have a sense of Humor—_”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

Absolute Truth adjective + noun

In this reading “_To Leaders of Movements, Champions of Causes and all Minor Messiahs—_ _To Those who have found Absolute Truth and know no Doubt—_ _To Prudent, Thrifty Souls who save up their pleasure in this world so they may enjoy it, with interest, in the next—_ _To Men who feel refreshed in the presence of Thoroughbred Horses—_”

at home preposition + noun

a reception held in your own home

In this reading “_To Patronizers of Humor—_ _To Artists who think an Important Manner makes Matter Important—_ _To New-laid Æsthetes who bamboozle other New-laid Æsthetes by saying Nothing in a New Way—_ _To Revilers of Public Taste who forget that clarity begins at home—_ _To Critics whose most lethal epithet is “light,” who deem tears more civilized than laughter, and the causing of pain a higher art than the giving of pleasure—_”

at the Banquet preposition + article + noun counted as “at … banquet”

In this reading “_To Weepers in Playtime and Dieters at the Banquet of Life—_ _To all Mental Masochists—_ _To the Serious Minded—_ _This book of light tragedies is dedicated in warm gratitude for the joy they have given me._ _RICHARD CONNELL_ _Green’s Farms, Conn._ _February 11, 1924._ ALL Paris held no happier man than Papa Chibou.”

by saying preposition + noun

In this reading “_To Patronizers of Humor—_ _To Artists who think an Important Manner makes Matter Important—_ _To New-laid Æsthetes who bamboozle other New-laid Æsthetes by saying Nothing in a New Way—_ _To Revilers of Public Taste who forget that clarity begins at home—_ _To Critics whose most lethal epithet is “light,” who deem tears more civilized than laughter, and the causing of pain a higher art than the giving of pleasure—_”

in the presence preposition + article + noun counted as “in … presence”

In this reading “_To Leaders of Movements, Champions of Causes and all Minor Messiahs—_ _To Those who have found Absolute Truth and know no Doubt—_ _To Prudent, Thrifty Souls who save up their pleasure in this world so they may enjoy it, with interest, in the next—_ _To Men who feel refreshed in the presence of Thoroughbred Horses—_”

happier man adjective + noun counted as “happy man”

In this reading “_To Weepers in Playtime and Dieters at the Banquet of Life—_ _To all Mental Masochists—_ _To the Serious Minded—_ _This book of light tragedies is dedicated in warm gratitude for the joy they have given me._ _RICHARD CONNELL_ _Green’s Farms, Conn._ _February 11, 1924._ ALL Paris held no happier man than Papa Chibou.”

All words in this reading · 157

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11

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From this reading _To Weepers in Playtime and Dieters at the Banquet of Life—_ _To all Mental Masochists—_ _To the Serious Minded—_ _This book of light tragedies is dedicated in warm gratitude for the joy they have given me._ _RICHARD CONNELL_ _Green’s Farms, Conn._ _February 11, 1924._ ALL Paris held no happier man than Papa Chibou.

1924

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _To Weepers in Playtime and Dieters at the Banquet of Life—_ _To all Mental Masochists—_ _To the Serious Minded—_ _This book of light tragedies is dedicated in warm gratitude for the joy they have given me._ _RICHARD CONNELL_ _Green’s Farms, Conn._ _February 11, 1924._ ALL Paris held no happier man than Papa Chibou.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading _To Apes playing Angels, and remembering their Halos while forgetting their Tails—_ _To the Earnest and Purposeful Men and Women, of the world, who have made it what it is today—_ _To Dignitaries generally, not forgetting Wearers of Regalia and Phi Beta Kappa keys—_ _To All who, taking life heavily and solemnly, thank God they have a sense of Humor—_

AbsoluteadjectiveUS /ˈæbsəluːt/

perfect or complete or pure

From this reading _To Leaders of Movements, Champions of Causes and all Minor Messiahs—_ _To Those who have found Absolute Truth and know no Doubt—_ _To Prudent, Thrifty Souls who save up their pleasure in this world so they may enjoy it, with interest, in the next—_ _To Men who feel refreshed in the presence of Thoroughbred Horses—_

AlladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading _To Apes playing Angels, and remembering their Halos while forgetting their Tails—_ _To the Earnest and Purposeful Men and Women, of the world, who have made it what it is today—_ _To Dignitaries generally, not forgetting Wearers of Regalia and Phi Beta Kappa keys—_ _To All who, taking life heavily and solemnly, thank God they have a sense of Humor—_

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading _To Patronizers of Humor—_ _To Artists who think an Important Manner makes Matter Important—_ _To New-laid Æsthetes who bamboozle other New-laid Æsthetes by saying Nothing in a New Way—_ _To Revilers of Public Taste who forget that clarity begins at home—_ _To Critics whose most lethal epithet is “light,” who deem tears more civilized than laughter, and the causing of pain a higher art than the giving of pleasure—_

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading _To Apes playing Angels, and remembering their Halos while forgetting their Tails—_ _To the Earnest and Purposeful Men and Women, of the world, who have made it what it is today—_ _To Dignitaries generally, not forgetting Wearers of Regalia and Phi Beta Kappa keys—_ _To All who, taking life heavily and solemnly, thank God they have a sense of Humor—_

AngelsnounUS /ˈeɪndʒəlz/

plural of “angel” — spiritual being attendant upon God

From this reading _To Apes playing Angels, and remembering their Halos while forgetting their Tails—_ _To the Earnest and Purposeful Men and Women, of the world, who have made it what it is today—_ _To Dignitaries generally, not forgetting Wearers of Regalia and Phi Beta Kappa keys—_ _To All who, taking life heavily and solemnly, thank God they have a sense of Humor—_

ApesnounUS /eɪps/

plural of “ape” — any of various primates with short tails or no tail at all

From this reading _To Apes playing Angels, and remembering their Halos while forgetting their Tails—_ _To the Earnest and Purposeful Men and Women, of the world, who have made it what it is today—_ _To Dignitaries generally, not forgetting Wearers of Regalia and Phi Beta Kappa keys—_ _To All who, taking life heavily and solemnly, thank God they have a sense of Humor—_

artauxiliary verbUS /ɑːrt/

an old form of “are”, used with “thou”

From this reading _To Patronizers of Humor—_ _To Artists who think an Important Manner makes Matter Important—_ _To New-laid Æsthetes who bamboozle other New-laid Æsthetes by saying Nothing in a New Way—_ _To Revilers of Public Taste who forget that clarity begins at home—_ _To Critics whose most lethal epithet is “light,” who deem tears more civilized than laughter, and the causing of pain a higher art than the giving of pleasure—_

ArtistsnounUS /ˈɑːrtɪsts/

plural of “artist” — a person whose creative work shows sensitivity and imagination

From this reading _To Patronizers of Humor—_ _To Artists who think an Important Manner makes Matter Important—_ _To New-laid Æsthetes who bamboozle other New-laid Æsthetes by saying Nothing in a New Way—_ _To Revilers of Public Taste who forget that clarity begins at home—_ _To Critics whose most lethal epithet is “light,” who deem tears more civilized than laughter, and the causing of pain a higher art than the giving of pleasure—_

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading _To Patronizers of Humor—_ _To Artists who think an Important Manner makes Matter Important—_ _To New-laid Æsthetes who bamboozle other New-laid Æsthetes by saying Nothing in a New Way—_ _To Revilers of Public Taste who forget that clarity begins at home—_ _To Critics whose most lethal epithet is “light,” who deem tears more civilized than laughter, and the causing of pain a higher art than the giving of pleasure—_

bamboozleverb

conceal one's true motives from especially by elaborately feigning good intentions so as to gain an end

From this reading _To Patronizers of Humor—_ _To Artists who think an Important Manner makes Matter Important—_ _To New-laid Æsthetes who bamboozle other New-laid Æsthetes by saying Nothing in a New Way—_ _To Revilers of Public Taste who forget that clarity begins at home—_ _To Critics whose most lethal epithet is “light,” who deem tears more civilized than laughter, and the causing of pain a higher art than the giving of pleasure—_

BanquetnounUS /ˈbæŋkwət/

a ceremonial dinner party for many people

From this reading _To Weepers in Playtime and Dieters at the Banquet of Life—_ _To all Mental Masochists—_ _To the Serious Minded—_ _This book of light tragedies is dedicated in warm gratitude for the joy they have given me._ _RICHARD CONNELL_ _Green’s Farms, Conn._ _February 11, 1924._ ALL Paris held no happier man than Papa Chibou.

beginsnounUS /bɪˈɡɪnz/

plural of “begin” — Israeli statesman (born in Russia) who (as prime minister of Israel) negotiated a peace treaty with Anwar Sadat (then the president of Egypt) (1913-1992)

From this reading _To Patronizers of Humor—_ _To Artists who think an Important Manner makes Matter Important—_ _To New-laid Æsthetes who bamboozle other New-laid Æsthetes by saying Nothing in a New Way—_ _To Revilers of Public Taste who forget that clarity begins at home—_ _To Critics whose most lethal epithet is “light,” who deem tears more civilized than laughter, and the causing of pain a higher art than the giving of pleasure—_

BetanounUS /ˈbeɪtə/

the 2nd letter of the Greek alphabet

From this reading _To Apes playing Angels, and remembering their Halos while forgetting their Tails—_ _To the Earnest and Purposeful Men and Women, of the world, who have made it what it is today—_ _To Dignitaries generally, not forgetting Wearers of Regalia and Phi Beta Kappa keys—_ _To All who, taking life heavily and solemnly, thank God they have a sense of Humor—_

booknounUS /bʊk/

a written work or composition that has been published (printed on pages bound together)

From this reading _To Weepers in Playtime and Dieters at the Banquet of Life—_ _To all Mental Masochists—_ _To the Serious Minded—_ _This book of light tragedies is dedicated in warm gratitude for the joy they have given me._ _RICHARD CONNELL_ _Green’s Farms, Conn._ _February 11, 1924._ ALL Paris held no happier man than Papa Chibou.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading _To Patronizers of Humor—_ _To Artists who think an Important Manner makes Matter Important—_ _To New-laid Æsthetes who bamboozle other New-laid Æsthetes by saying Nothing in a New Way—_ _To Revilers of Public Taste who forget that clarity begins at home—_ _To Critics whose most lethal epithet is “light,” who deem tears more civilized than laughter, and the causing of pain a higher art than the giving of pleasure—_

CausesnounUS /ˈkɑːzəz/

plural of “cause” — events that provide the generative force that is the origin of something

From this reading _To Leaders of Movements, Champions of Causes and all Minor Messiahs—_ _To Those who have found Absolute Truth and know no Doubt—_ _To Prudent, Thrifty Souls who save up their pleasure in this world so they may enjoy it, with interest, in the next—_ _To Men who feel refreshed in the presence of Thoroughbred Horses—_

causingnounUS /ˈkɑːzɪŋ/

the act of causing something to happen

From this reading _To Patronizers of Humor—_ _To Artists who think an Important Manner makes Matter Important—_ _To New-laid Æsthetes who bamboozle other New-laid Æsthetes by saying Nothing in a New Way—_ _To Revilers of Public Taste who forget that clarity begins at home—_ _To Critics whose most lethal epithet is “light,” who deem tears more civilized than laughter, and the causing of pain a higher art than the giving of pleasure—_

ChampionsnounUS /ˈtʃæmpiənz/

plural of “champion” — someone who has won first place in a competition

From this reading _To Leaders of Movements, Champions of Causes and all Minor Messiahs—_ _To Those who have found Absolute Truth and know no Doubt—_ _To Prudent, Thrifty Souls who save up their pleasure in this world so they may enjoy it, with interest, in the next—_ _To Men who feel refreshed in the presence of Thoroughbred Horses—_

Chibou

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _To Weepers in Playtime and Dieters at the Banquet of Life—_ _To all Mental Masochists—_ _To the Serious Minded—_ _This book of light tragedies is dedicated in warm gratitude for the joy they have given me._ _RICHARD CONNELL_ _Green’s Farms, Conn._ _February 11, 1924._ ALL Paris held no happier man than Papa Chibou.

civilizedadjectiveUS /ˈsɪvəlaɪzd/

having a high state of culture and development both social and technological

From this reading _To Patronizers of Humor—_ _To Artists who think an Important Manner makes Matter Important—_ _To New-laid Æsthetes who bamboozle other New-laid Æsthetes by saying Nothing in a New Way—_ _To Revilers of Public Taste who forget that clarity begins at home—_ _To Critics whose most lethal epithet is “light,” who deem tears more civilized than laughter, and the causing of pain a higher art than the giving of pleasure—_

claritynounUS /ˈklerəti/

free from obscurity and easy to understand; the comprehensibility of clear expression

From this reading _To Patronizers of Humor—_ _To Artists who think an Important Manner makes Matter Important—_ _To New-laid Æsthetes who bamboozle other New-laid Æsthetes by saying Nothing in a New Way—_ _To Revilers of Public Taste who forget that clarity begins at home—_ _To Critics whose most lethal epithet is “light,” who deem tears more civilized than laughter, and the causing of pain a higher art than the giving of pleasure—_

ConnverbUS /kɑːn/

conduct or direct the steering of a ship or plane

From this reading _To Weepers in Playtime and Dieters at the Banquet of Life—_ _To all Mental Masochists—_ _To the Serious Minded—_ _This book of light tragedies is dedicated in warm gratitude for the joy they have given me._ _RICHARD CONNELL_ _Green’s Farms, Conn._ _February 11, 1924._ ALL Paris held no happier man than Papa Chibou.

CONNELL

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _To Weepers in Playtime and Dieters at the Banquet of Life—_ _To all Mental Masochists—_ _To the Serious Minded—_ _This book of light tragedies is dedicated in warm gratitude for the joy they have given me._ _RICHARD CONNELL_ _Green’s Farms, Conn._ _February 11, 1924._ ALL Paris held no happier man than Papa Chibou.

CriticsnounUS /ˈkrɪtɪks/

plural of “critic” — a person who is professionally engaged in the analysis and interpretation of works of art

From this reading _To Patronizers of Humor—_ _To Artists who think an Important Manner makes Matter Important—_ _To New-laid Æsthetes who bamboozle other New-laid Æsthetes by saying Nothing in a New Way—_ _To Revilers of Public Taste who forget that clarity begins at home—_ _To Critics whose most lethal epithet is “light,” who deem tears more civilized than laughter, and the causing of pain a higher art than the giving of pleasure—_

dedicatedadjectiveUS /ˈdedəkeɪtəd/

devoted to a cause or ideal or purpose

From this reading _To Weepers in Playtime and Dieters at the Banquet of Life—_ _To all Mental Masochists—_ _To the Serious Minded—_ _This book of light tragedies is dedicated in warm gratitude for the joy they have given me._ _RICHARD CONNELL_ _Green’s Farms, Conn._ _February 11, 1924._ ALL Paris held no happier man than Papa Chibou.

deemverbUS /diːm/

keep in mind or convey as a conviction or view

From this reading _To Patronizers of Humor—_ _To Artists who think an Important Manner makes Matter Important—_ _To New-laid Æsthetes who bamboozle other New-laid Æsthetes by saying Nothing in a New Way—_ _To Revilers of Public Taste who forget that clarity begins at home—_ _To Critics whose most lethal epithet is “light,” who deem tears more civilized than laughter, and the causing of pain a higher art than the giving of pleasure—_

DietersnounUS /ˈdaɪətərz/

plural of “dieter” — a person who diets

From this reading _To Weepers in Playtime and Dieters at the Banquet of Life—_ _To all Mental Masochists—_ _To the Serious Minded—_ _This book of light tragedies is dedicated in warm gratitude for the joy they have given me._ _RICHARD CONNELL_ _Green’s Farms, Conn._ _February 11, 1924._ ALL Paris held no happier man than Papa Chibou.

DignitariesnounUS /ˈdɪɡnəteriz/

plural of “dignitary” — an important or influential (and often overbearing) person

From this reading _To Apes playing Angels, and remembering their Halos while forgetting their Tails—_ _To the Earnest and Purposeful Men and Women, of the world, who have made it what it is today—_ _To Dignitaries generally, not forgetting Wearers of Regalia and Phi Beta Kappa keys—_ _To All who, taking life heavily and solemnly, thank God they have a sense of Humor—_

DoubtnounUS /daʊt/

the state of being unsure of something

From this reading _To Leaders of Movements, Champions of Causes and all Minor Messiahs—_ _To Those who have found Absolute Truth and know no Doubt—_ _To Prudent, Thrifty Souls who save up their pleasure in this world so they may enjoy it, with interest, in the next—_ _To Men who feel refreshed in the presence of Thoroughbred Horses—_

EarnestadjectiveUS /ˈɜːrnɪst/

characterized by a firm and humorless belief in the validity of your opinions

From this reading _To Apes playing Angels, and remembering their Halos while forgetting their Tails—_ _To the Earnest and Purposeful Men and Women, of the world, who have made it what it is today—_ _To Dignitaries generally, not forgetting Wearers of Regalia and Phi Beta Kappa keys—_ _To All who, taking life heavily and solemnly, thank God they have a sense of Humor—_

enjoyverbUS /ˌenˈdʒɔɪ/

derive or receive pleasure from; get enjoyment from; take pleasure in

From this reading _To Leaders of Movements, Champions of Causes and all Minor Messiahs—_ _To Those who have found Absolute Truth and know no Doubt—_ _To Prudent, Thrifty Souls who save up their pleasure in this world so they may enjoy it, with interest, in the next—_ _To Men who feel refreshed in the presence of Thoroughbred Horses—_

epithetnounUS /ˈepəθet/

a defamatory or abusive word or phrase

From this reading _To Patronizers of Humor—_ _To Artists who think an Important Manner makes Matter Important—_ _To New-laid Æsthetes who bamboozle other New-laid Æsthetes by saying Nothing in a New Way—_ _To Revilers of Public Taste who forget that clarity begins at home—_ _To Critics whose most lethal epithet is “light,” who deem tears more civilized than laughter, and the causing of pain a higher art than the giving of pleasure—_

FarmsnounUS /fɑːrmz/

plural of “farm” — workplace consisting of farm buildings and cultivated land as a unit

From this reading _To Weepers in Playtime and Dieters at the Banquet of Life—_ _To all Mental Masochists—_ _To the Serious Minded—_ _This book of light tragedies is dedicated in warm gratitude for the joy they have given me._ _RICHARD CONNELL_ _Green’s Farms, Conn._ _February 11, 1924._ ALL Paris held no happier man than Papa Chibou.

FebruarynounUS /ˈfebjəweri/

the month following January and preceding March

From this reading _To Weepers in Playtime and Dieters at the Banquet of Life—_ _To all Mental Masochists—_ _To the Serious Minded—_ _This book of light tragedies is dedicated in warm gratitude for the joy they have given me._ _RICHARD CONNELL_ _Green’s Farms, Conn._ _February 11, 1924._ ALL Paris held no happier man than Papa Chibou.

feelverbUS /fiːl/

undergo an emotional sensation or be in a particular state of mind

From this reading _To Leaders of Movements, Champions of Causes and all Minor Messiahs—_ _To Those who have found Absolute Truth and know no Doubt—_ _To Prudent, Thrifty Souls who save up their pleasure in this world so they may enjoy it, with interest, in the next—_ _To Men who feel refreshed in the presence of Thoroughbred Horses—_

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading _To Weepers in Playtime and Dieters at the Banquet of Life—_ _To all Mental Masochists—_ _To the Serious Minded—_ _This book of light tragedies is dedicated in warm gratitude for the joy they have given me._ _RICHARD CONNELL_ _Green’s Farms, Conn._ _February 11, 1924._ ALL Paris held no happier man than Papa Chibou.

forgetverbUS /fərˈɡet/

dismiss from the mind; stop remembering

From this reading _To Patronizers of Humor—_ _To Artists who think an Important Manner makes Matter Important—_ _To New-laid Æsthetes who bamboozle other New-laid Æsthetes by saying Nothing in a New Way—_ _To Revilers of Public Taste who forget that clarity begins at home—_ _To Critics whose most lethal epithet is “light,” who deem tears more civilized than laughter, and the causing of pain a higher art than the giving of pleasure—_

forgettingverbUS /fərˈɡetɪŋ/

inflected form of “forget” — dismiss from the mind; stop remembering

From this reading _To Apes playing Angels, and remembering their Halos while forgetting their Tails—_ _To the Earnest and Purposeful Men and Women, of the world, who have made it what it is today—_ _To Dignitaries generally, not forgetting Wearers of Regalia and Phi Beta Kappa keys—_ _To All who, taking life heavily and solemnly, thank God they have a sense of Humor—_

foundverbUS /faʊnd/

set up or found

From this reading _To Leaders of Movements, Champions of Causes and all Minor Messiahs—_ _To Those who have found Absolute Truth and know no Doubt—_ _To Prudent, Thrifty Souls who save up their pleasure in this world so they may enjoy it, with interest, in the next—_ _To Men who feel refreshed in the presence of Thoroughbred Horses—_

generallyadverbUS /ˈdʒenərəli/

usually; as a rule

From this reading _To Apes playing Angels, and remembering their Halos while forgetting their Tails—_ _To the Earnest and Purposeful Men and Women, of the world, who have made it what it is today—_ _To Dignitaries generally, not forgetting Wearers of Regalia and Phi Beta Kappa keys—_ _To All who, taking life heavily and solemnly, thank God they have a sense of Humor—_

givenadjectiveUS /ˈɡɪvən/

acknowledged as a supposition

From this reading _To Weepers in Playtime and Dieters at the Banquet of Life—_ _To all Mental Masochists—_ _To the Serious Minded—_ _This book of light tragedies is dedicated in warm gratitude for the joy they have given me._ _RICHARD CONNELL_ _Green’s Farms, Conn._ _February 11, 1924._ ALL Paris held no happier man than Papa Chibou.

givingnounUS /ˈɡɪvɪŋ/

the act of giving

From this reading _To Patronizers of Humor—_ _To Artists who think an Important Manner makes Matter Important—_ _To New-laid Æsthetes who bamboozle other New-laid Æsthetes by saying Nothing in a New Way—_ _To Revilers of Public Taste who forget that clarity begins at home—_ _To Critics whose most lethal epithet is “light,” who deem tears more civilized than laughter, and the causing of pain a higher art than the giving of pleasure—_

GodnounUS /ɡɑːd/

the supernatural being conceived as the perfect and omnipotent and omniscient originator and ruler of the universe; the object of worship in monotheistic religions

From this reading _To Apes playing Angels, and remembering their Halos while forgetting their Tails—_ _To the Earnest and Purposeful Men and Women, of the world, who have made it what it is today—_ _To Dignitaries generally, not forgetting Wearers of Regalia and Phi Beta Kappa keys—_ _To All who, taking life heavily and solemnly, thank God they have a sense of Humor—_

gratitudenounUS /ˈɡrætətuːd/

a feeling of thankfulness and appreciation

From this reading _To Weepers in Playtime and Dieters at the Banquet of Life—_ _To all Mental Masochists—_ _To the Serious Minded—_ _This book of light tragedies is dedicated in warm gratitude for the joy they have given me._ _RICHARD CONNELL_ _Green’s Farms, Conn._ _February 11, 1924._ ALL Paris held no happier man than Papa Chibou.

Green'snounUS /ɡriːnz/

possessive form of “green” — green color or pigment; resembling the color of growing grass

From this reading _To Weepers in Playtime and Dieters at the Banquet of Life—_ _To all Mental Masochists—_ _To the Serious Minded—_ _This book of light tragedies is dedicated in warm gratitude for the joy they have given me._ _RICHARD CONNELL_ _Green’s Farms, Conn._ _February 11, 1924._ ALL Paris held no happier man than Papa Chibou.

HalosnounUS /ˈheɪloʊz/

plural of “halo” — an indication of radiant light drawn around the head of a saint

From this reading _To Apes playing Angels, and remembering their Halos while forgetting their Tails—_ _To the Earnest and Purposeful Men and Women, of the world, who have made it what it is today—_ _To Dignitaries generally, not forgetting Wearers of Regalia and Phi Beta Kappa keys—_ _To All who, taking life heavily and solemnly, thank God they have a sense of Humor—_

happieradjectiveUS /ˈhæpiər/

comparative of “happy” — enjoying or showing or marked by joy or pleasure

From this reading _To Weepers in Playtime and Dieters at the Banquet of Life—_ _To all Mental Masochists—_ _To the Serious Minded—_ _This book of light tragedies is dedicated in warm gratitude for the joy they have given me._ _RICHARD CONNELL_ _Green’s Farms, Conn._ _February 11, 1924._ ALL Paris held no happier man than Papa Chibou.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading _To Apes playing Angels, and remembering their Halos while forgetting their Tails—_ _To the Earnest and Purposeful Men and Women, of the world, who have made it what it is today—_ _To Dignitaries generally, not forgetting Wearers of Regalia and Phi Beta Kappa keys—_ _To All who, taking life heavily and solemnly, thank God they have a sense of Humor—_

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading He loved his work—that was why.

heavilyadverbUS /ˈhevəli/

to a considerable degree

From this reading _To Apes playing Angels, and remembering their Halos while forgetting their Tails—_ _To the Earnest and Purposeful Men and Women, of the world, who have made it what it is today—_ _To Dignitaries generally, not forgetting Wearers of Regalia and Phi Beta Kappa keys—_ _To All who, taking life heavily and solemnly, thank God they have a sense of Humor—_

heldadjectiveUS /held/

occupied or in the control of; often used in combination

From this reading _To Weepers in Playtime and Dieters at the Banquet of Life—_ _To all Mental Masochists—_ _To the Serious Minded—_ _This book of light tragedies is dedicated in warm gratitude for the joy they have given me._ _RICHARD CONNELL_ _Green’s Farms, Conn._ _February 11, 1924._ ALL Paris held no happier man than Papa Chibou.

higheradjectiveUS /ˈhaɪər/

advanced in complexity or elaboration

From this reading _To Patronizers of Humor—_ _To Artists who think an Important Manner makes Matter Important—_ _To New-laid Æsthetes who bamboozle other New-laid Æsthetes by saying Nothing in a New Way—_ _To Revilers of Public Taste who forget that clarity begins at home—_ _To Critics whose most lethal epithet is “light,” who deem tears more civilized than laughter, and the causing of pain a higher art than the giving of pleasure—_

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading He loved his work—that was why.

homenounUS /hoʊm/

where you live at a particular time

From this reading _To Patronizers of Humor—_ _To Artists who think an Important Manner makes Matter Important—_ _To New-laid Æsthetes who bamboozle other New-laid Æsthetes by saying Nothing in a New Way—_ _To Revilers of Public Taste who forget that clarity begins at home—_ _To Critics whose most lethal epithet is “light,” who deem tears more civilized than laughter, and the causing of pain a higher art than the giving of pleasure—_

HorsesnounUS /ˈhɔːrsəz/

plural of “horse” — solid-hoofed herbivorous quadruped domesticated since prehistoric times

From this reading _To Leaders of Movements, Champions of Causes and all Minor Messiahs—_ _To Those who have found Absolute Truth and know no Doubt—_ _To Prudent, Thrifty Souls who save up their pleasure in this world so they may enjoy it, with interest, in the next—_ _To Men who feel refreshed in the presence of Thoroughbred Horses—_

HumornounUS /ˈhjuːmər/

a message whose ingenuity or verbal skill or incongruity has the power to evoke laughter

From this reading _To Apes playing Angels, and remembering their Halos while forgetting their Tails—_ _To the Earnest and Purposeful Men and Women, of the world, who have made it what it is today—_ _To Dignitaries generally, not forgetting Wearers of Regalia and Phi Beta Kappa keys—_ _To All who, taking life heavily and solemnly, thank God they have a sense of Humor—_

ImportantadjectiveUS /ˌɪmˈpɔːrtənt/

of great significance or value

From this reading _To Patronizers of Humor—_ _To Artists who think an Important Manner makes Matter Important—_ _To New-laid Æsthetes who bamboozle other New-laid Æsthetes by saying Nothing in a New Way—_ _To Revilers of Public Taste who forget that clarity begins at home—_ _To Critics whose most lethal epithet is “light,” who deem tears more civilized than laughter, and the causing of pain a higher art than the giving of pleasure—_

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading _To Leaders of Movements, Champions of Causes and all Minor Messiahs—_ _To Those who have found Absolute Truth and know no Doubt—_ _To Prudent, Thrifty Souls who save up their pleasure in this world so they may enjoy it, with interest, in the next—_ _To Men who feel refreshed in the presence of Thoroughbred Horses—_

interestnounUS /ˈɪntrəst/

a sense of concern with and curiosity about someone or something

From this reading _To Leaders of Movements, Champions of Causes and all Minor Messiahs—_ _To Those who have found Absolute Truth and know no Doubt—_ _To Prudent, Thrifty Souls who save up their pleasure in this world so they may enjoy it, with interest, in the next—_ _To Men who feel refreshed in the presence of Thoroughbred Horses—_

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading _To Apes playing Angels, and remembering their Halos while forgetting their Tails—_ _To the Earnest and Purposeful Men and Women, of the world, who have made it what it is today—_ _To Dignitaries generally, not forgetting Wearers of Regalia and Phi Beta Kappa keys—_ _To All who, taking life heavily and solemnly, thank God they have a sense of Humor—_

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading _To Apes playing Angels, and remembering their Halos while forgetting their Tails—_ _To the Earnest and Purposeful Men and Women, of the world, who have made it what it is today—_ _To Dignitaries generally, not forgetting Wearers of Regalia and Phi Beta Kappa keys—_ _To All who, taking life heavily and solemnly, thank God they have a sense of Humor—_

joynounUS /dʒɔɪ/

the emotion of great happiness

From this reading _To Weepers in Playtime and Dieters at the Banquet of Life—_ _To all Mental Masochists—_ _To the Serious Minded—_ _This book of light tragedies is dedicated in warm gratitude for the joy they have given me._ _RICHARD CONNELL_ _Green’s Farms, Conn._ _February 11, 1924._ ALL Paris held no happier man than Papa Chibou.

KappanounUS /ˈkæpə/

the 10th letter of the Greek alphabet

From this reading _To Apes playing Angels, and remembering their Halos while forgetting their Tails—_ _To the Earnest and Purposeful Men and Women, of the world, who have made it what it is today—_ _To Dignitaries generally, not forgetting Wearers of Regalia and Phi Beta Kappa keys—_ _To All who, taking life heavily and solemnly, thank God they have a sense of Humor—_

keysnounUS /kiːz/

plural of “key” — metal device shaped in such a way that when it is inserted into the appropriate lock the lock's mechanism can be rotated

From this reading _To Apes playing Angels, and remembering their Halos while forgetting their Tails—_ _To the Earnest and Purposeful Men and Women, of the world, who have made it what it is today—_ _To Dignitaries generally, not forgetting Wearers of Regalia and Phi Beta Kappa keys—_ _To All who, taking life heavily and solemnly, thank God they have a sense of Humor—_

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading _To Leaders of Movements, Champions of Causes and all Minor Messiahs—_ _To Those who have found Absolute Truth and know no Doubt—_ _To Prudent, Thrifty Souls who save up their pleasure in this world so they may enjoy it, with interest, in the next—_ _To Men who feel refreshed in the presence of Thoroughbred Horses—_

laughternounUS /ˈlæftər/

the sound of laughing

From this reading _To Patronizers of Humor—_ _To Artists who think an Important Manner makes Matter Important—_ _To New-laid Æsthetes who bamboozle other New-laid Æsthetes by saying Nothing in a New Way—_ _To Revilers of Public Taste who forget that clarity begins at home—_ _To Critics whose most lethal epithet is “light,” who deem tears more civilized than laughter, and the causing of pain a higher art than the giving of pleasure—_

LeadersnounUS /ˈliːdərz/

the body of people who lead a group

From this reading _To Leaders of Movements, Champions of Causes and all Minor Messiahs—_ _To Those who have found Absolute Truth and know no Doubt—_ _To Prudent, Thrifty Souls who save up their pleasure in this world so they may enjoy it, with interest, in the next—_ _To Men who feel refreshed in the presence of Thoroughbred Horses—_

lethaladjectiveUS /ˈliːθəl/

of an instrument of certain death

From this reading _To Patronizers of Humor—_ _To Artists who think an Important Manner makes Matter Important—_ _To New-laid Æsthetes who bamboozle other New-laid Æsthetes by saying Nothing in a New Way—_ _To Revilers of Public Taste who forget that clarity begins at home—_ _To Critics whose most lethal epithet is “light,” who deem tears more civilized than laughter, and the causing of pain a higher art than the giving of pleasure—_

lifenounUS /laɪf/

a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading _To Apes playing Angels, and remembering their Halos while forgetting their Tails—_ _To the Earnest and Purposeful Men and Women, of the world, who have made it what it is today—_ _To Dignitaries generally, not forgetting Wearers of Regalia and Phi Beta Kappa keys—_ _To All who, taking life heavily and solemnly, thank God they have a sense of Humor—_

lightadjectiveUS /laɪt/

of comparatively little physical weight or density

From this reading _To Patronizers of Humor—_ _To Artists who think an Important Manner makes Matter Important—_ _To New-laid Æsthetes who bamboozle other New-laid Æsthetes by saying Nothing in a New Way—_ _To Revilers of Public Taste who forget that clarity begins at home—_ _To Critics whose most lethal epithet is “light,” who deem tears more civilized than laughter, and the causing of pain a higher art than the giving of pleasure—_

lovedadjectiveUS /lʌvd/

held dear

From this reading He loved his work—that was why.

madeadjectiveUS /meɪd/

produced by a manufacturing process

From this reading _To Apes playing Angels, and remembering their Halos while forgetting their Tails—_ _To the Earnest and Purposeful Men and Women, of the world, who have made it what it is today—_ _To Dignitaries generally, not forgetting Wearers of Regalia and Phi Beta Kappa keys—_ _To All who, taking life heavily and solemnly, thank God they have a sense of Humor—_

makesnounUS /meɪks/

plural of “make” — a recognizable kind

From this reading _To Patronizers of Humor—_ _To Artists who think an Important Manner makes Matter Important—_ _To New-laid Æsthetes who bamboozle other New-laid Æsthetes by saying Nothing in a New Way—_ _To Revilers of Public Taste who forget that clarity begins at home—_ _To Critics whose most lethal epithet is “light,” who deem tears more civilized than laughter, and the causing of pain a higher art than the giving of pleasure—_

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading _To Weepers in Playtime and Dieters at the Banquet of Life—_ _To all Mental Masochists—_ _To the Serious Minded—_ _This book of light tragedies is dedicated in warm gratitude for the joy they have given me._ _RICHARD CONNELL_ _Green’s Farms, Conn._ _February 11, 1924._ ALL Paris held no happier man than Papa Chibou.

MannernounUS /ˈmænər/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading _To Patronizers of Humor—_ _To Artists who think an Important Manner makes Matter Important—_ _To New-laid Æsthetes who bamboozle other New-laid Æsthetes by saying Nothing in a New Way—_ _To Revilers of Public Taste who forget that clarity begins at home—_ _To Critics whose most lethal epithet is “light,” who deem tears more civilized than laughter, and the causing of pain a higher art than the giving of pleasure—_

Masochists

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _To Weepers in Playtime and Dieters at the Banquet of Life—_ _To all Mental Masochists—_ _To the Serious Minded—_ _This book of light tragedies is dedicated in warm gratitude for the joy they have given me._ _RICHARD CONNELL_ _Green’s Farms, Conn._ _February 11, 1924._ ALL Paris held no happier man than Papa Chibou.

MatternounUS /ˈmætər/

a vaguely specified concern

From this reading _To Patronizers of Humor—_ _To Artists who think an Important Manner makes Matter Important—_ _To New-laid Æsthetes who bamboozle other New-laid Æsthetes by saying Nothing in a New Way—_ _To Revilers of Public Taste who forget that clarity begins at home—_ _To Critics whose most lethal epithet is “light,” who deem tears more civilized than laughter, and the causing of pain a higher art than the giving of pleasure—_

maymodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading _To Leaders of Movements, Champions of Causes and all Minor Messiahs—_ _To Those who have found Absolute Truth and know no Doubt—_ _To Prudent, Thrifty Souls who save up their pleasure in this world so they may enjoy it, with interest, in the next—_ _To Men who feel refreshed in the presence of Thoroughbred Horses—_

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading _To Weepers in Playtime and Dieters at the Banquet of Life—_ _To all Mental Masochists—_ _To the Serious Minded—_ _This book of light tragedies is dedicated in warm gratitude for the joy they have given me._ _RICHARD CONNELL_ _Green’s Farms, Conn._ _February 11, 1924._ ALL Paris held no happier man than Papa Chibou.

MennounUS /men/

the force of workers available

From this reading _To Apes playing Angels, and remembering their Halos while forgetting their Tails—_ _To the Earnest and Purposeful Men and Women, of the world, who have made it what it is today—_ _To Dignitaries generally, not forgetting Wearers of Regalia and Phi Beta Kappa keys—_ _To All who, taking life heavily and solemnly, thank God they have a sense of Humor—_

MentaladjectiveUS /ˈmentəl/

involving the mind or an intellectual process

From this reading _To Weepers in Playtime and Dieters at the Banquet of Life—_ _To all Mental Masochists—_ _To the Serious Minded—_ _This book of light tragedies is dedicated in warm gratitude for the joy they have given me._ _RICHARD CONNELL_ _Green’s Farms, Conn._ _February 11, 1924._ ALL Paris held no happier man than Papa Chibou.

MessiahsnounUS /məˈsaɪəz/

plural of “messiah” — any expected deliverer

From this reading _To Leaders of Movements, Champions of Causes and all Minor Messiahs—_ _To Those who have found Absolute Truth and know no Doubt—_ _To Prudent, Thrifty Souls who save up their pleasure in this world so they may enjoy it, with interest, in the next—_ _To Men who feel refreshed in the presence of Thoroughbred Horses—_

MindedadjectiveUS /ˈmaɪndəd/

(used in combination) mentally oriented toward something specified

From this reading _To Weepers in Playtime and Dieters at the Banquet of Life—_ _To all Mental Masochists—_ _To the Serious Minded—_ _This book of light tragedies is dedicated in warm gratitude for the joy they have given me._ _RICHARD CONNELL_ _Green’s Farms, Conn._ _February 11, 1924._ ALL Paris held no happier man than Papa Chibou.

MinoradjectiveUS /ˈmaɪnər/

of lesser importance or stature or rank

From this reading _To Leaders of Movements, Champions of Causes and all Minor Messiahs—_ _To Those who have found Absolute Truth and know no Doubt—_ _To Prudent, Thrifty Souls who save up their pleasure in this world so they may enjoy it, with interest, in the next—_ _To Men who feel refreshed in the presence of Thoroughbred Horses—_

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading _To Patronizers of Humor—_ _To Artists who think an Important Manner makes Matter Important—_ _To New-laid Æsthetes who bamboozle other New-laid Æsthetes by saying Nothing in a New Way—_ _To Revilers of Public Taste who forget that clarity begins at home—_ _To Critics whose most lethal epithet is “light,” who deem tears more civilized than laughter, and the causing of pain a higher art than the giving of pleasure—_

mostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading _To Patronizers of Humor—_ _To Artists who think an Important Manner makes Matter Important—_ _To New-laid Æsthetes who bamboozle other New-laid Æsthetes by saying Nothing in a New Way—_ _To Revilers of Public Taste who forget that clarity begins at home—_ _To Critics whose most lethal epithet is “light,” who deem tears more civilized than laughter, and the causing of pain a higher art than the giving of pleasure—_

MovementsnounUS /ˈmuːvmənts/

plural of “movement” — a change of position that does not entail a change of location

From this reading _To Leaders of Movements, Champions of Causes and all Minor Messiahs—_ _To Those who have found Absolute Truth and know no Doubt—_ _To Prudent, Thrifty Souls who save up their pleasure in this world so they may enjoy it, with interest, in the next—_ _To Men who feel refreshed in the presence of Thoroughbred Horses—_

NewadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading _To Patronizers of Humor—_ _To Artists who think an Important Manner makes Matter Important—_ _To New-laid Æsthetes who bamboozle other New-laid Æsthetes by saying Nothing in a New Way—_ _To Revilers of Public Taste who forget that clarity begins at home—_ _To Critics whose most lethal epithet is “light,” who deem tears more civilized than laughter, and the causing of pain a higher art than the giving of pleasure—_

New-laid

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _To Patronizers of Humor—_ _To Artists who think an Important Manner makes Matter Important—_ _To New-laid Æsthetes who bamboozle other New-laid Æsthetes by saying Nothing in a New Way—_ _To Revilers of Public Taste who forget that clarity begins at home—_ _To Critics whose most lethal epithet is “light,” who deem tears more civilized than laughter, and the causing of pain a higher art than the giving of pleasure—_

nextadjectiveUS /nekst/

immediately following in time or order

From this reading _To Leaders of Movements, Champions of Causes and all Minor Messiahs—_ _To Those who have found Absolute Truth and know no Doubt—_ _To Prudent, Thrifty Souls who save up their pleasure in this world so they may enjoy it, with interest, in the next—_ _To Men who feel refreshed in the presence of Thoroughbred Horses—_

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading _To Leaders of Movements, Champions of Causes and all Minor Messiahs—_ _To Those who have found Absolute Truth and know no Doubt—_ _To Prudent, Thrifty Souls who save up their pleasure in this world so they may enjoy it, with interest, in the next—_ _To Men who feel refreshed in the presence of Thoroughbred Horses—_

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading _To Apes playing Angels, and remembering their Halos while forgetting their Tails—_ _To the Earnest and Purposeful Men and Women, of the world, who have made it what it is today—_ _To Dignitaries generally, not forgetting Wearers of Regalia and Phi Beta Kappa keys—_ _To All who, taking life heavily and solemnly, thank God they have a sense of Humor—_

NothingpronounUS /ˈnʌθɪŋ/

not one thing; not anything

From this reading _To Patronizers of Humor—_ _To Artists who think an Important Manner makes Matter Important—_ _To New-laid Æsthetes who bamboozle other New-laid Æsthetes by saying Nothing in a New Way—_ _To Revilers of Public Taste who forget that clarity begins at home—_ _To Critics whose most lethal epithet is “light,” who deem tears more civilized than laughter, and the causing of pain a higher art than the giving of pleasure—_

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading _To Apes playing Angels, and remembering their Halos while forgetting their Tails—_ _To the Earnest and Purposeful Men and Women, of the world, who have made it what it is today—_ _To Dignitaries generally, not forgetting Wearers of Regalia and Phi Beta Kappa keys—_ _To All who, taking life heavily and solemnly, thank God they have a sense of Humor—_

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading _To Patronizers of Humor—_ _To Artists who think an Important Manner makes Matter Important—_ _To New-laid Æsthetes who bamboozle other New-laid Æsthetes by saying Nothing in a New Way—_ _To Revilers of Public Taste who forget that clarity begins at home—_ _To Critics whose most lethal epithet is “light,” who deem tears more civilized than laughter, and the causing of pain a higher art than the giving of pleasure—_

painnounUS /peɪn/

a symptom of some physical hurt or disorder

From this reading _To Patronizers of Humor—_ _To Artists who think an Important Manner makes Matter Important—_ _To New-laid Æsthetes who bamboozle other New-laid Æsthetes by saying Nothing in a New Way—_ _To Revilers of Public Taste who forget that clarity begins at home—_ _To Critics whose most lethal epithet is “light,” who deem tears more civilized than laughter, and the causing of pain a higher art than the giving of pleasure—_

PapanounUS /ˈpɑːpʌ/

an informal term for a father; probably derived from baby talk

From this reading _To Weepers in Playtime and Dieters at the Banquet of Life—_ _To all Mental Masochists—_ _To the Serious Minded—_ _This book of light tragedies is dedicated in warm gratitude for the joy they have given me._ _RICHARD CONNELL_ _Green’s Farms, Conn._ _February 11, 1924._ ALL Paris held no happier man than Papa Chibou.

ParisnounUS /ˈperɪs/

the capital and largest city of France; and international center of culture and commerce

From this reading _To Weepers in Playtime and Dieters at the Banquet of Life—_ _To all Mental Masochists—_ _To the Serious Minded—_ _This book of light tragedies is dedicated in warm gratitude for the joy they have given me._ _RICHARD CONNELL_ _Green’s Farms, Conn._ _February 11, 1924._ ALL Paris held no happier man than Papa Chibou.

Patronizers

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _To Patronizers of Humor—_ _To Artists who think an Important Manner makes Matter Important—_ _To New-laid Æsthetes who bamboozle other New-laid Æsthetes by saying Nothing in a New Way—_ _To Revilers of Public Taste who forget that clarity begins at home—_ _To Critics whose most lethal epithet is “light,” who deem tears more civilized than laughter, and the causing of pain a higher art than the giving of pleasure—_

PhinounUS /faɪ/

the 21st letter of the Greek alphabet

From this reading _To Apes playing Angels, and remembering their Halos while forgetting their Tails—_ _To the Earnest and Purposeful Men and Women, of the world, who have made it what it is today—_ _To Dignitaries generally, not forgetting Wearers of Regalia and Phi Beta Kappa keys—_ _To All who, taking life heavily and solemnly, thank God they have a sense of Humor—_

playingnounUS /ˈpleɪɪŋ/

the act of playing a musical instrument

From this reading _To Apes playing Angels, and remembering their Halos while forgetting their Tails—_ _To the Earnest and Purposeful Men and Women, of the world, who have made it what it is today—_ _To Dignitaries generally, not forgetting Wearers of Regalia and Phi Beta Kappa keys—_ _To All who, taking life heavily and solemnly, thank God they have a sense of Humor—_

Playtimenoun

time for play or diversion

From this reading _To Weepers in Playtime and Dieters at the Banquet of Life—_ _To all Mental Masochists—_ _To the Serious Minded—_ _This book of light tragedies is dedicated in warm gratitude for the joy they have given me._ _RICHARD CONNELL_ _Green’s Farms, Conn._ _February 11, 1924._ ALL Paris held no happier man than Papa Chibou.

pleasurenounUS /ˈpleʒər/

a fundamental feeling that is hard to define but that people desire to experience

From this reading _To Leaders of Movements, Champions of Causes and all Minor Messiahs—_ _To Those who have found Absolute Truth and know no Doubt—_ _To Prudent, Thrifty Souls who save up their pleasure in this world so they may enjoy it, with interest, in the next—_ _To Men who feel refreshed in the presence of Thoroughbred Horses—_

presencenounUS /ˈprezəns/

the state of being present; current existence

From this reading _To Leaders of Movements, Champions of Causes and all Minor Messiahs—_ _To Those who have found Absolute Truth and know no Doubt—_ _To Prudent, Thrifty Souls who save up their pleasure in this world so they may enjoy it, with interest, in the next—_ _To Men who feel refreshed in the presence of Thoroughbred Horses—_

PrudentadjectiveUS /ˈpruːdənt/

careful and sensible; marked by sound judgment

From this reading _To Leaders of Movements, Champions of Causes and all Minor Messiahs—_ _To Those who have found Absolute Truth and know no Doubt—_ _To Prudent, Thrifty Souls who save up their pleasure in this world so they may enjoy it, with interest, in the next—_ _To Men who feel refreshed in the presence of Thoroughbred Horses—_

PublicnounUS /ˈpʌblɪk/

people in general considered as a whole

From this reading _To Patronizers of Humor—_ _To Artists who think an Important Manner makes Matter Important—_ _To New-laid Æsthetes who bamboozle other New-laid Æsthetes by saying Nothing in a New Way—_ _To Revilers of Public Taste who forget that clarity begins at home—_ _To Critics whose most lethal epithet is “light,” who deem tears more civilized than laughter, and the causing of pain a higher art than the giving of pleasure—_

PurposefuladjectiveUS /ˈpɜːrpəsfəl/

serving as or indicating the existence of a purpose or goal

From this reading _To Apes playing Angels, and remembering their Halos while forgetting their Tails—_ _To the Earnest and Purposeful Men and Women, of the world, who have made it what it is today—_ _To Dignitaries generally, not forgetting Wearers of Regalia and Phi Beta Kappa keys—_ _To All who, taking life heavily and solemnly, thank God they have a sense of Humor—_

refreshedadjectiveUS /riˈfreʃt/

with restored energy

From this reading _To Leaders of Movements, Champions of Causes and all Minor Messiahs—_ _To Those who have found Absolute Truth and know no Doubt—_ _To Prudent, Thrifty Souls who save up their pleasure in this world so they may enjoy it, with interest, in the next—_ _To Men who feel refreshed in the presence of Thoroughbred Horses—_

RegalianounUS /rɪˈɡeɪljə/

paraphernalia indicative of royalty (or other high office)

From this reading _To Apes playing Angels, and remembering their Halos while forgetting their Tails—_ _To the Earnest and Purposeful Men and Women, of the world, who have made it what it is today—_ _To Dignitaries generally, not forgetting Wearers of Regalia and Phi Beta Kappa keys—_ _To All who, taking life heavily and solemnly, thank God they have a sense of Humor—_

rememberingnounUS /rɪˈmembərɪŋ/

the cognitive processes whereby past experience is remembered

From this reading _To Apes playing Angels, and remembering their Halos while forgetting their Tails—_ _To the Earnest and Purposeful Men and Women, of the world, who have made it what it is today—_ _To Dignitaries generally, not forgetting Wearers of Regalia and Phi Beta Kappa keys—_ _To All who, taking life heavily and solemnly, thank God they have a sense of Humor—_

Revilers

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _To Patronizers of Humor—_ _To Artists who think an Important Manner makes Matter Important—_ _To New-laid Æsthetes who bamboozle other New-laid Æsthetes by saying Nothing in a New Way—_ _To Revilers of Public Taste who forget that clarity begins at home—_ _To Critics whose most lethal epithet is “light,” who deem tears more civilized than laughter, and the causing of pain a higher art than the giving of pleasure—_

RICHARD

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _To Weepers in Playtime and Dieters at the Banquet of Life—_ _To all Mental Masochists—_ _To the Serious Minded—_ _This book of light tragedies is dedicated in warm gratitude for the joy they have given me._ _RICHARD CONNELL_ _Green’s Farms, Conn._ _February 11, 1924._ ALL Paris held no happier man than Papa Chibou.

saveprepositionUS /seɪv/

except for; apart from

From this reading _To Leaders of Movements, Champions of Causes and all Minor Messiahs—_ _To Those who have found Absolute Truth and know no Doubt—_ _To Prudent, Thrifty Souls who save up their pleasure in this world so they may enjoy it, with interest, in the next—_ _To Men who feel refreshed in the presence of Thoroughbred Horses—_

sayingnounUS /ˈseɪɪŋ/

a word or phrase that particular people use in particular situations

From this reading _To Patronizers of Humor—_ _To Artists who think an Important Manner makes Matter Important—_ _To New-laid Æsthetes who bamboozle other New-laid Æsthetes by saying Nothing in a New Way—_ _To Revilers of Public Taste who forget that clarity begins at home—_ _To Critics whose most lethal epithet is “light,” who deem tears more civilized than laughter, and the causing of pain a higher art than the giving of pleasure—_

sensenounUS /sens/

a general conscious awareness

From this reading _To Apes playing Angels, and remembering their Halos while forgetting their Tails—_ _To the Earnest and Purposeful Men and Women, of the world, who have made it what it is today—_ _To Dignitaries generally, not forgetting Wearers of Regalia and Phi Beta Kappa keys—_ _To All who, taking life heavily and solemnly, thank God they have a sense of Humor—_

SeriousadjectiveUS /ˈsɪriəs/

concerned with work or important matters rather than play or trivialities

From this reading _To Weepers in Playtime and Dieters at the Banquet of Life—_ _To all Mental Masochists—_ _To the Serious Minded—_ _This book of light tragedies is dedicated in warm gratitude for the joy they have given me._ _RICHARD CONNELL_ _Green’s Farms, Conn._ _February 11, 1924._ ALL Paris held no happier man than Papa Chibou.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading _To Leaders of Movements, Champions of Causes and all Minor Messiahs—_ _To Those who have found Absolute Truth and know no Doubt—_ _To Prudent, Thrifty Souls who save up their pleasure in this world so they may enjoy it, with interest, in the next—_ _To Men who feel refreshed in the presence of Thoroughbred Horses—_

solemnlyadverbUS /ˈsɔːləmli/

in a grave and sedate manner

From this reading _To Apes playing Angels, and remembering their Halos while forgetting their Tails—_ _To the Earnest and Purposeful Men and Women, of the world, who have made it what it is today—_ _To Dignitaries generally, not forgetting Wearers of Regalia and Phi Beta Kappa keys—_ _To All who, taking life heavily and solemnly, thank God they have a sense of Humor—_

SoulsnounUS /soʊlz/

plural of “soul” — the immaterial part of a person; the actuating cause of an individual life

From this reading _To Leaders of Movements, Champions of Causes and all Minor Messiahs—_ _To Those who have found Absolute Truth and know no Doubt—_ _To Prudent, Thrifty Souls who save up their pleasure in this world so they may enjoy it, with interest, in the next—_ _To Men who feel refreshed in the presence of Thoroughbred Horses—_

TailsnounUS /teɪlz/

formalwear consisting of full evening dress for men

From this reading _To Apes playing Angels, and remembering their Halos while forgetting their Tails—_ _To the Earnest and Purposeful Men and Women, of the world, who have made it what it is today—_ _To Dignitaries generally, not forgetting Wearers of Regalia and Phi Beta Kappa keys—_ _To All who, taking life heavily and solemnly, thank God they have a sense of Humor—_

takingnounUS /ˈteɪkɪŋ/

the act of someone who picks up or takes something

From this reading _To Apes playing Angels, and remembering their Halos while forgetting their Tails—_ _To the Earnest and Purposeful Men and Women, of the world, who have made it what it is today—_ _To Dignitaries generally, not forgetting Wearers of Regalia and Phi Beta Kappa keys—_ _To All who, taking life heavily and solemnly, thank God they have a sense of Humor—_

TasteverbUS /teɪst/

To perceive flavor through the mouth.

From this reading _To Patronizers of Humor—_ _To Artists who think an Important Manner makes Matter Important—_ _To New-laid Æsthetes who bamboozle other New-laid Æsthetes by saying Nothing in a New Way—_ _To Revilers of Public Taste who forget that clarity begins at home—_ _To Critics whose most lethal epithet is “light,” who deem tears more civilized than laughter, and the causing of pain a higher art than the giving of pleasure—_

tearsnounUS /terz/

the process of shedding tears (usually accompanied by sobs or other inarticulate sounds)

From this reading _To Patronizers of Humor—_ _To Artists who think an Important Manner makes Matter Important—_ _To New-laid Æsthetes who bamboozle other New-laid Æsthetes by saying Nothing in a New Way—_ _To Revilers of Public Taste who forget that clarity begins at home—_ _To Critics whose most lethal epithet is “light,” who deem tears more civilized than laughter, and the causing of pain a higher art than the giving of pleasure—_

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading _To Patronizers of Humor—_ _To Artists who think an Important Manner makes Matter Important—_ _To New-laid Æsthetes who bamboozle other New-laid Æsthetes by saying Nothing in a New Way—_ _To Revilers of Public Taste who forget that clarity begins at home—_ _To Critics whose most lethal epithet is “light,” who deem tears more civilized than laughter, and the causing of pain a higher art than the giving of pleasure—_

thankverbUS /θæŋk/

express gratitude or show appreciation to

From this reading _To Apes playing Angels, and remembering their Halos while forgetting their Tails—_ _To the Earnest and Purposeful Men and Women, of the world, who have made it what it is today—_ _To Dignitaries generally, not forgetting Wearers of Regalia and Phi Beta Kappa keys—_ _To All who, taking life heavily and solemnly, thank God they have a sense of Humor—_

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading _To Patronizers of Humor—_ _To Artists who think an Important Manner makes Matter Important—_ _To New-laid Æsthetes who bamboozle other New-laid Æsthetes by saying Nothing in a New Way—_ _To Revilers of Public Taste who forget that clarity begins at home—_ _To Critics whose most lethal epithet is “light,” who deem tears more civilized than laughter, and the causing of pain a higher art than the giving of pleasure—_

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading _To Apes playing Angels, and remembering their Halos while forgetting their Tails—_ _To the Earnest and Purposeful Men and Women, of the world, who have made it what it is today—_ _To Dignitaries generally, not forgetting Wearers of Regalia and Phi Beta Kappa keys—_ _To All who, taking life heavily and solemnly, thank God they have a sense of Humor—_

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading _To Apes playing Angels, and remembering their Halos while forgetting their Tails—_ _To the Earnest and Purposeful Men and Women, of the world, who have made it what it is today—_ _To Dignitaries generally, not forgetting Wearers of Regalia and Phi Beta Kappa keys—_ _To All who, taking life heavily and solemnly, thank God they have a sense of Humor—_

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading _To Apes playing Angels, and remembering their Halos while forgetting their Tails—_ _To the Earnest and Purposeful Men and Women, of the world, who have made it what it is today—_ _To Dignitaries generally, not forgetting Wearers of Regalia and Phi Beta Kappa keys—_ _To All who, taking life heavily and solemnly, thank God they have a sense of Humor—_

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading _To Patronizers of Humor—_ _To Artists who think an Important Manner makes Matter Important—_ _To New-laid Æsthetes who bamboozle other New-laid Æsthetes by saying Nothing in a New Way—_ _To Revilers of Public Taste who forget that clarity begins at home—_ _To Critics whose most lethal epithet is “light,” who deem tears more civilized than laughter, and the causing of pain a higher art than the giving of pleasure—_

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading _To Leaders of Movements, Champions of Causes and all Minor Messiahs—_ _To Those who have found Absolute Truth and know no Doubt—_ _To Prudent, Thrifty Souls who save up their pleasure in this world so they may enjoy it, with interest, in the next—_ _To Men who feel refreshed in the presence of Thoroughbred Horses—_

ThoroughbrednounUS /ˈθɜːroʊˈbred/

a well-bred person

From this reading _To Leaders of Movements, Champions of Causes and all Minor Messiahs—_ _To Those who have found Absolute Truth and know no Doubt—_ _To Prudent, Thrifty Souls who save up their pleasure in this world so they may enjoy it, with interest, in the next—_ _To Men who feel refreshed in the presence of Thoroughbred Horses—_

ThosedeterminerUS /ðoʊz/

the plural of “that”: the people or things further away, or already known

From this reading _To Leaders of Movements, Champions of Causes and all Minor Messiahs—_ _To Those who have found Absolute Truth and know no Doubt—_ _To Prudent, Thrifty Souls who save up their pleasure in this world so they may enjoy it, with interest, in the next—_ _To Men who feel refreshed in the presence of Thoroughbred Horses—_

ThriftyadjectiveUS /ˈθrɪfti/

careful and diligent in the use of resources

From this reading _To Leaders of Movements, Champions of Causes and all Minor Messiahs—_ _To Those who have found Absolute Truth and know no Doubt—_ _To Prudent, Thrifty Souls who save up their pleasure in this world so they may enjoy it, with interest, in the next—_ _To Men who feel refreshed in the presence of Thoroughbred Horses—_

ToparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading _To Apes playing Angels, and remembering their Halos while forgetting their Tails—_ _To the Earnest and Purposeful Men and Women, of the world, who have made it what it is today—_ _To Dignitaries generally, not forgetting Wearers of Regalia and Phi Beta Kappa keys—_ _To All who, taking life heavily and solemnly, thank God they have a sense of Humor—_

todaynounUS /təˈdeɪ/

the present time or age

From this reading _To Apes playing Angels, and remembering their Halos while forgetting their Tails—_ _To the Earnest and Purposeful Men and Women, of the world, who have made it what it is today—_ _To Dignitaries generally, not forgetting Wearers of Regalia and Phi Beta Kappa keys—_ _To All who, taking life heavily and solemnly, thank God they have a sense of Humor—_

tragediesnounUS /ˈtrædʒədiz/

plural of “tragedy” — an event resulting in great loss and misfortune

From this reading _To Weepers in Playtime and Dieters at the Banquet of Life—_ _To all Mental Masochists—_ _To the Serious Minded—_ _This book of light tragedies is dedicated in warm gratitude for the joy they have given me._ _RICHARD CONNELL_ _Green’s Farms, Conn._ _February 11, 1924._ ALL Paris held no happier man than Papa Chibou.

TruthnounUS /truːθ/

a fact that has been verified

From this reading _To Leaders of Movements, Champions of Causes and all Minor Messiahs—_ _To Those who have found Absolute Truth and know no Doubt—_ _To Prudent, Thrifty Souls who save up their pleasure in this world so they may enjoy it, with interest, in the next—_ _To Men who feel refreshed in the presence of Thoroughbred Horses—_

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading _To Leaders of Movements, Champions of Causes and all Minor Messiahs—_ _To Those who have found Absolute Truth and know no Doubt—_ _To Prudent, Thrifty Souls who save up their pleasure in this world so they may enjoy it, with interest, in the next—_ _To Men who feel refreshed in the presence of Thoroughbred Horses—_

warmadjectiveUS /wɔːrm/

having or producing a comfortable and agreeable degree of heat or imparting or maintaining heat

From this reading _To Weepers in Playtime and Dieters at the Banquet of Life—_ _To all Mental Masochists—_ _To the Serious Minded—_ _This book of light tragedies is dedicated in warm gratitude for the joy they have given me._ _RICHARD CONNELL_ _Green’s Farms, Conn._ _February 11, 1924._ ALL Paris held no happier man than Papa Chibou.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading He loved his work—that was why.

WaynounUS /weɪ/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading _To Patronizers of Humor—_ _To Artists who think an Important Manner makes Matter Important—_ _To New-laid Æsthetes who bamboozle other New-laid Æsthetes by saying Nothing in a New Way—_ _To Revilers of Public Taste who forget that clarity begins at home—_ _To Critics whose most lethal epithet is “light,” who deem tears more civilized than laughter, and the causing of pain a higher art than the giving of pleasure—_

WearersnounUS /ˈwerərz/

plural of “wearer” — a person who wears or carries or displays something as a body covering or accessory

From this reading _To Apes playing Angels, and remembering their Halos while forgetting their Tails—_ _To the Earnest and Purposeful Men and Women, of the world, who have made it what it is today—_ _To Dignitaries generally, not forgetting Wearers of Regalia and Phi Beta Kappa keys—_ _To All who, taking life heavily and solemnly, thank God they have a sense of Humor—_

Weepers

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _To Weepers in Playtime and Dieters at the Banquet of Life—_ _To all Mental Masochists—_ _To the Serious Minded—_ _This book of light tragedies is dedicated in warm gratitude for the joy they have given me._ _RICHARD CONNELL_ _Green’s Farms, Conn._ _February 11, 1924._ ALL Paris held no happier man than Papa Chibou.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading _To Apes playing Angels, and remembering their Halos while forgetting their Tails—_ _To the Earnest and Purposeful Men and Women, of the world, who have made it what it is today—_ _To Dignitaries generally, not forgetting Wearers of Regalia and Phi Beta Kappa keys—_ _To All who, taking life heavily and solemnly, thank God they have a sense of Humor—_

whileconjunctionUS /waɪl/

during the time that

From this reading _To Apes playing Angels, and remembering their Halos while forgetting their Tails—_ _To the Earnest and Purposeful Men and Women, of the world, who have made it what it is today—_ _To Dignitaries generally, not forgetting Wearers of Regalia and Phi Beta Kappa keys—_ _To All who, taking life heavily and solemnly, thank God they have a sense of Humor—_

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading _To Apes playing Angels, and remembering their Halos while forgetting their Tails—_ _To the Earnest and Purposeful Men and Women, of the world, who have made it what it is today—_ _To Dignitaries generally, not forgetting Wearers of Regalia and Phi Beta Kappa keys—_ _To All who, taking life heavily and solemnly, thank God they have a sense of Humor—_

whosedeterminerUS /huːz/

belonging to which person

From this reading _To Patronizers of Humor—_ _To Artists who think an Important Manner makes Matter Important—_ _To New-laid Æsthetes who bamboozle other New-laid Æsthetes by saying Nothing in a New Way—_ _To Revilers of Public Taste who forget that clarity begins at home—_ _To Critics whose most lethal epithet is “light,” who deem tears more civilized than laughter, and the causing of pain a higher art than the giving of pleasure—_

whynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading He loved his work—that was why.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading _To Leaders of Movements, Champions of Causes and all Minor Messiahs—_ _To Those who have found Absolute Truth and know no Doubt—_ _To Prudent, Thrifty Souls who save up their pleasure in this world so they may enjoy it, with interest, in the next—_ _To Men who feel refreshed in the presence of Thoroughbred Horses—_

WomennounUS /ˈwɪmən/

plural of “woman” — an adult female person (as opposed to a man)

From this reading _To Apes playing Angels, and remembering their Halos while forgetting their Tails—_ _To the Earnest and Purposeful Men and Women, of the world, who have made it what it is today—_ _To Dignitaries generally, not forgetting Wearers of Regalia and Phi Beta Kappa keys—_ _To All who, taking life heavily and solemnly, thank God they have a sense of Humor—_

workverbUS /wɜːrk/

exert oneself by doing mental or physical work for a purpose or out of necessity

From this reading He loved his work—that was why.

worldnounUS /wɜːrld/

everything that exists anywhere

From this reading _To Apes playing Angels, and remembering their Halos while forgetting their Tails—_ _To the Earnest and Purposeful Men and Women, of the world, who have made it what it is today—_ _To Dignitaries generally, not forgetting Wearers of Regalia and Phi Beta Kappa keys—_ _To All who, taking life heavily and solemnly, thank God they have a sense of Humor—_

Æsthetes

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _To Patronizers of Humor—_ _To Artists who think an Important Manner makes Matter Important—_ _To New-laid Æsthetes who bamboozle other New-laid Æsthetes by saying Nothing in a New Way—_ _To Revilers of Public Taste who forget that clarity begins at home—_ _To Critics whose most lethal epithet is “light,” who deem tears more civilized than laughter, and the causing of pain a higher art than the giving of pleasure—_

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Playing
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Angels
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Remembering
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Halos
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