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At Good Old Siwash
At Good Old Siwash

Chapter V · Chapter 5

Chapter 5 of At Good Old Siwash is here in full — 384 sentences across 77 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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A FUNERAL THAT FLASHED IN THE PAN Honest, Bill, sometimes when I sit down in these sober, plug-away days--when we are kind to the poor dumb policemen and don't dare wear straw hats after the first of September--and think about the good old college times, I wonder how we ever had the nerve to imitate insanity the way we did.
Here I am, rubbing noses with thirty, outgrowing my belts every year, and sitting eight hours at a desk without exploding.
Am I the chap who climbed up sixty feet of waterspout a few short years ago and persuaded the clapper of the college bell to come down with me?
Here you are all worn smooth on top and proprietor of an overflow meeting in a nursery.
In about ten minutes you'll be tearing your coat-tails out of my hands because you have to go back home before the eldest kid asks for a story.
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At Good Old Siwash

Chapter V · Chapter 5

Chapter 5 of At Good Old Siwash is here in full — 384 sentences across 77 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/76 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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A FUNERAL THAT FLASHED IN THE PAN Honest, Bill, sometimes when I sit down in these sober, plug-away days--when we are kind to the poor dumb policemen and don't dare wear straw hats after the first of September--and think about the good old college times, I wonder how we ever had the nerve to imitate insanity the way we did.
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Here I am, rubbing noses with thirty, outgrowing my belts every year, and sitting eight hours at a desk without exploding.
/hiːr aɪ æm ˈrʌbɪŋ ˈnoʊzɪz wɪð ˈθɜːrdiː ˈaʊtɡroʊɪŋ maɪ belts ˈevəri jɪr ənd ˈsɪtɪŋ eɪt ˈaʊərz æt ə desk wɪˈθaʊt ɪkˈsploʊdɪŋ/
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Am I the chap who climbed up sixty feet of waterspout a few short years ago and persuaded the clapper of the college bell to come down with me?
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Here you are all worn smooth on top and proprietor of an overflow meeting in a nursery.
/hiːr juː ɑːr ɔːl wɔːrn smuːð ɑːn tɑːp ənd prəˈpraɪətər ʌv æn ˈoʊvərfloʊ ˈmiːtɪŋ ɪn ə ˈnɜːrsəri/
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In about ten minutes you'll be tearing your coat-tails out of my hands because you have to go back home before the eldest kid asks for a story.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

belts noun US /belts/

plural of “belt” — endless loop of flexible material between two rotating shafts or pulleys

From this reading “Here I am, rubbing noses with thirty, outgrowing my belts every year, and sitting eight hours at a desk without exploding.”

clapper noun US /ˈklæpər/

someone who applauds

From this reading “Am I the chap who climbed up sixty feet of waterspout a few short years ago and persuaded the clapper of the college bell to come down with me?”

exploding verb US /ɪkˈsploʊdɪŋ/

-ing form of “explode” — cause to burst with a violent release of energy

From this reading “Here I am, rubbing noses with thirty, outgrowing my belts every year, and sitting eight hours at a desk without exploding.”

imitate verb US /ˈɪməteɪt/

reproduce someone's behavior or looks

From this reading “A FUNERAL THAT FLASHED IN THE PAN Honest, Bill, sometimes when I sit down in these sober, plug-away days--when we are kind to the poor dumb policemen and don't dare wear straw hats after the first of September--and think about the good old college times, I wonder how we ever had the nerve to imitate insanity the way we did.”

insanity noun US /ˌɪnˈsænəti/

relatively permanent disorder of the mind

From this reading “A FUNERAL THAT FLASHED IN THE PAN Honest, Bill, sometimes when I sit down in these sober, plug-away days--when we are kind to the poor dumb policemen and don't dare wear straw hats after the first of September--and think about the good old college times, I wonder how we ever had the nerve to imitate insanity the way we did.”

outgrowing verb US /ˈaʊtɡroʊɪŋ/

-ing form of “outgrow” — grow too large or too mature for

From this reading “Here I am, rubbing noses with thirty, outgrowing my belts every year, and sitting eight hours at a desk without exploding.”

overflow noun US /ˈoʊvərfloʊ/

a large flow

From this reading “Here you are all worn smooth on top and proprietor of an overflow meeting in a nursery.”

policemen noun US /pəˈliːsmɪn/

plural of “policeman” — a member of a police force

From this reading “A FUNERAL THAT FLASHED IN THE PAN Honest, Bill, sometimes when I sit down in these sober, plug-away days--when we are kind to the poor dumb policemen and don't dare wear straw hats after the first of September--and think about the good old college times, I wonder how we ever had the nerve to imitate insanity the way we did.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading A FUNERAL THAT FLASHED IN THE PAN Honest, Bill, sometimes when I sit down in these sober, plug-away days--when we are kind to the poor dumb policemen and don't dare wear straw hats after the first of September--and think about the good old college times, I wonder how we ever had the nerve to imitate insanity the way we did.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading A FUNERAL THAT FLASHED IN THE PAN Honest, Bill, sometimes when I sit down in these sober, plug-away days--when we are kind to the poor dumb policemen and don't dare wear straw hats after the first of September--and think about the good old college times, I wonder how we ever had the nerve to imitate insanity the way we did.

afterprepositionUS /ˈæftər/

later than; following

From this reading A FUNERAL THAT FLASHED IN THE PAN Honest, Bill, sometimes when I sit down in these sober, plug-away days--when we are kind to the poor dumb policemen and don't dare wear straw hats after the first of September--and think about the good old college times, I wonder how we ever had the nerve to imitate insanity the way we did.

agoadverbUS /əˈɡoʊ/

in the past

From this reading Am I the chap who climbed up sixty feet of waterspout a few short years ago and persuaded the clapper of the college bell to come down with me?

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading Here you are all worn smooth on top and proprietor of an overflow meeting in a nursery.

amauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading Here I am, rubbing noses with thirty, outgrowing my belts every year, and sitting eight hours at a desk without exploding.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading Here you are all worn smooth on top and proprietor of an overflow meeting in a nursery.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading A FUNERAL THAT FLASHED IN THE PAN Honest, Bill, sometimes when I sit down in these sober, plug-away days--when we are kind to the poor dumb policemen and don't dare wear straw hats after the first of September--and think about the good old college times, I wonder how we ever had the nerve to imitate insanity the way we did.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading A FUNERAL THAT FLASHED IN THE PAN Honest, Bill, sometimes when I sit down in these sober, plug-away days--when we are kind to the poor dumb policemen and don't dare wear straw hats after the first of September--and think about the good old college times, I wonder how we ever had the nerve to imitate insanity the way we did.

asksverbUS /æsks/

third-person singular of “ask” — make a request or demand for something to somebody

From this reading In about ten minutes you'll be tearing your coat-tails out of my hands because you have to go back home before the eldest kid asks for a story.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading Here I am, rubbing noses with thirty, outgrowing my belts every year, and sitting eight hours at a desk without exploding.

backadverbUS /bæk/

in or to or toward a former location

From this reading In about ten minutes you'll be tearing your coat-tails out of my hands because you have to go back home before the eldest kid asks for a story.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading In about ten minutes you'll be tearing your coat-tails out of my hands because you have to go back home before the eldest kid asks for a story.

becauseconjunctionUS /bɪˈkɔːz/

for the reason that

From this reading In about ten minutes you'll be tearing your coat-tails out of my hands because you have to go back home before the eldest kid asks for a story.

beforeprepositionUS /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading In about ten minutes you'll be tearing your coat-tails out of my hands because you have to go back home before the eldest kid asks for a story.

bellnounUS /bel/

a hollow device made of metal that makes a ringing sound when struck

From this reading Am I the chap who climbed up sixty feet of waterspout a few short years ago and persuaded the clapper of the college bell to come down with me?

beltsnounUS /belts/

plural of “belt” — endless loop of flexible material between two rotating shafts or pulleys

From this reading Here I am, rubbing noses with thirty, outgrowing my belts every year, and sitting eight hours at a desk without exploding.

BillnounUS /bɪl/

a statute in draft before it becomes law

From this reading A FUNERAL THAT FLASHED IN THE PAN Honest, Bill, sometimes when I sit down in these sober, plug-away days--when we are kind to the poor dumb policemen and don't dare wear straw hats after the first of September--and think about the good old college times, I wonder how we ever had the nerve to imitate insanity the way we did.

chapnounUS /tʃæp/

a boy or man

From this reading Am I the chap who climbed up sixty feet of waterspout a few short years ago and persuaded the clapper of the college bell to come down with me?

clappernounUS /ˈklæpər/

someone who applauds

From this reading Am I the chap who climbed up sixty feet of waterspout a few short years ago and persuaded the clapper of the college bell to come down with me?

climbedverbUS /klaɪmd/

past form of “climb” — go upward with gradual or continuous progress

From this reading Am I the chap who climbed up sixty feet of waterspout a few short years ago and persuaded the clapper of the college bell to come down with me?

coat-tails

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading In about ten minutes you'll be tearing your coat-tails out of my hands because you have to go back home before the eldest kid asks for a story.

collegenounUS /ˈkɑːlɪdʒ/

the body of faculty and students of a college

From this reading A FUNERAL THAT FLASHED IN THE PAN Honest, Bill, sometimes when I sit down in these sober, plug-away days--when we are kind to the poor dumb policemen and don't dare wear straw hats after the first of September--and think about the good old college times, I wonder how we ever had the nerve to imitate insanity the way we did.

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading Am I the chap who climbed up sixty feet of waterspout a few short years ago and persuaded the clapper of the college bell to come down with me?

dareverbUS /der/

take upon oneself; act presumptuously, without permission

From this reading A FUNERAL THAT FLASHED IN THE PAN Honest, Bill, sometimes when I sit down in these sober, plug-away days--when we are kind to the poor dumb policemen and don't dare wear straw hats after the first of September--and think about the good old college times, I wonder how we ever had the nerve to imitate insanity the way we did.

daysnounUS /deɪz/

the time during which someone's life continues

From this reading A FUNERAL THAT FLASHED IN THE PAN Honest, Bill, sometimes when I sit down in these sober, plug-away days--when we are kind to the poor dumb policemen and don't dare wear straw hats after the first of September--and think about the good old college times, I wonder how we ever had the nerve to imitate insanity the way we did.

desknounUS /desk/

a piece of furniture with a writing surface and usually drawers or other compartments

From this reading Here I am, rubbing noses with thirty, outgrowing my belts every year, and sitting eight hours at a desk without exploding.

didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading A FUNERAL THAT FLASHED IN THE PAN Honest, Bill, sometimes when I sit down in these sober, plug-away days--when we are kind to the poor dumb policemen and don't dare wear straw hats after the first of September--and think about the good old college times, I wonder how we ever had the nerve to imitate insanity the way we did.

don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading A FUNERAL THAT FLASHED IN THE PAN Honest, Bill, sometimes when I sit down in these sober, plug-away days--when we are kind to the poor dumb policemen and don't dare wear straw hats after the first of September--and think about the good old college times, I wonder how we ever had the nerve to imitate insanity the way we did.

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading A FUNERAL THAT FLASHED IN THE PAN Honest, Bill, sometimes when I sit down in these sober, plug-away days--when we are kind to the poor dumb policemen and don't dare wear straw hats after the first of September--and think about the good old college times, I wonder how we ever had the nerve to imitate insanity the way we did.

dumbadjectiveUS /dʌm/

slow to learn or understand; lacking intellectual acuity

From this reading A FUNERAL THAT FLASHED IN THE PAN Honest, Bill, sometimes when I sit down in these sober, plug-away days--when we are kind to the poor dumb policemen and don't dare wear straw hats after the first of September--and think about the good old college times, I wonder how we ever had the nerve to imitate insanity the way we did.

eightadjectiveUS /eɪt/

being one more than seven

From this reading Here I am, rubbing noses with thirty, outgrowing my belts every year, and sitting eight hours at a desk without exploding.

eldestadjectiveUS /ˈeldəst/

first in order of birth

From this reading In about ten minutes you'll be tearing your coat-tails out of my hands because you have to go back home before the eldest kid asks for a story.

everadverbUS /ˈevər/

at any time

From this reading A FUNERAL THAT FLASHED IN THE PAN Honest, Bill, sometimes when I sit down in these sober, plug-away days--when we are kind to the poor dumb policemen and don't dare wear straw hats after the first of September--and think about the good old college times, I wonder how we ever had the nerve to imitate insanity the way we did.

everydeterminerUS /ˈevəri/

all the members of a group, with none left out

From this reading Here I am, rubbing noses with thirty, outgrowing my belts every year, and sitting eight hours at a desk without exploding.

explodingverbUS /ɪkˈsploʊdɪŋ/

-ing form of “explode” — cause to burst with a violent release of energy

From this reading Here I am, rubbing noses with thirty, outgrowing my belts every year, and sitting eight hours at a desk without exploding.

feetnounUS /fiːt/

plural of “foot” — the part of the leg of a human being below the ankle joint

From this reading Am I the chap who climbed up sixty feet of waterspout a few short years ago and persuaded the clapper of the college bell to come down with me?

fewadjectiveUS /fjuː/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “a”; a small but indefinite number

From this reading Am I the chap who climbed up sixty feet of waterspout a few short years ago and persuaded the clapper of the college bell to come down with me?

firstadjectiveUS /fɜːrst/

preceding all others in time or space or degree

From this reading A FUNERAL THAT FLASHED IN THE PAN Honest, Bill, sometimes when I sit down in these sober, plug-away days--when we are kind to the poor dumb policemen and don't dare wear straw hats after the first of September--and think about the good old college times, I wonder how we ever had the nerve to imitate insanity the way we did.

FLASHEDverbUS /flæʃt/

past form of “flash” — gleam or glow intermittently

From this reading A FUNERAL THAT FLASHED IN THE PAN Honest, Bill, sometimes when I sit down in these sober, plug-away days--when we are kind to the poor dumb policemen and don't dare wear straw hats after the first of September--and think about the good old college times, I wonder how we ever had the nerve to imitate insanity the way we did.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading In about ten minutes you'll be tearing your coat-tails out of my hands because you have to go back home before the eldest kid asks for a story.

FUNERALnounUS /ˈfjuːnərəl/

a ceremony at which a dead person is buried or cremated

From this reading A FUNERAL THAT FLASHED IN THE PAN Honest, Bill, sometimes when I sit down in these sober, plug-away days--when we are kind to the poor dumb policemen and don't dare wear straw hats after the first of September--and think about the good old college times, I wonder how we ever had the nerve to imitate insanity the way we did.

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading In about ten minutes you'll be tearing your coat-tails out of my hands because you have to go back home before the eldest kid asks for a story.

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading A FUNERAL THAT FLASHED IN THE PAN Honest, Bill, sometimes when I sit down in these sober, plug-away days--when we are kind to the poor dumb policemen and don't dare wear straw hats after the first of September--and think about the good old college times, I wonder how we ever had the nerve to imitate insanity the way we did.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading A FUNERAL THAT FLASHED IN THE PAN Honest, Bill, sometimes when I sit down in these sober, plug-away days--when we are kind to the poor dumb policemen and don't dare wear straw hats after the first of September--and think about the good old college times, I wonder how we ever had the nerve to imitate insanity the way we did.

handsnounUS /hændz/

(with “in”) guardianship over; in divorce cases it is the right to house and care for and discipline a child

From this reading In about ten minutes you'll be tearing your coat-tails out of my hands because you have to go back home before the eldest kid asks for a story.

hatsnounUS /hæts/

plural of “hat” — headdress that protects the head from bad weather; has shaped crown and usually a brim

From this reading A FUNERAL THAT FLASHED IN THE PAN Honest, Bill, sometimes when I sit down in these sober, plug-away days--when we are kind to the poor dumb policemen and don't dare wear straw hats after the first of September--and think about the good old college times, I wonder how we ever had the nerve to imitate insanity the way we did.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading In about ten minutes you'll be tearing your coat-tails out of my hands because you have to go back home before the eldest kid asks for a story.

HereadverbUS /hiːr/

in or at this place; where the speaker or writer is

From this reading Here I am, rubbing noses with thirty, outgrowing my belts every year, and sitting eight hours at a desk without exploding.

homenounUS /hoʊm/

where you live at a particular time

From this reading In about ten minutes you'll be tearing your coat-tails out of my hands because you have to go back home before the eldest kid asks for a story.

HonestadjectiveUS /ˈɑːnəst/

not disposed to cheat or defraud; not deceptive or fraudulent

From this reading A FUNERAL THAT FLASHED IN THE PAN Honest, Bill, sometimes when I sit down in these sober, plug-away days--when we are kind to the poor dumb policemen and don't dare wear straw hats after the first of September--and think about the good old college times, I wonder how we ever had the nerve to imitate insanity the way we did.

hoursnounUS /ˈaʊərz/

a period of time assigned for work

From this reading Here I am, rubbing noses with thirty, outgrowing my belts every year, and sitting eight hours at a desk without exploding.

how

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading A FUNERAL THAT FLASHED IN THE PAN Honest, Bill, sometimes when I sit down in these sober, plug-away days--when we are kind to the poor dumb policemen and don't dare wear straw hats after the first of September--and think about the good old college times, I wonder how we ever had the nerve to imitate insanity the way we did.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading A FUNERAL THAT FLASHED IN THE PAN Honest, Bill, sometimes when I sit down in these sober, plug-away days--when we are kind to the poor dumb policemen and don't dare wear straw hats after the first of September--and think about the good old college times, I wonder how we ever had the nerve to imitate insanity the way we did.

imitateverbUS /ˈɪməteɪt/

reproduce someone's behavior or looks

From this reading A FUNERAL THAT FLASHED IN THE PAN Honest, Bill, sometimes when I sit down in these sober, plug-away days--when we are kind to the poor dumb policemen and don't dare wear straw hats after the first of September--and think about the good old college times, I wonder how we ever had the nerve to imitate insanity the way we did.

INprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading A FUNERAL THAT FLASHED IN THE PAN Honest, Bill, sometimes when I sit down in these sober, plug-away days--when we are kind to the poor dumb policemen and don't dare wear straw hats after the first of September--and think about the good old college times, I wonder how we ever had the nerve to imitate insanity the way we did.

insanitynounUS /ˌɪnˈsænəti/

relatively permanent disorder of the mind

From this reading A FUNERAL THAT FLASHED IN THE PAN Honest, Bill, sometimes when I sit down in these sober, plug-away days--when we are kind to the poor dumb policemen and don't dare wear straw hats after the first of September--and think about the good old college times, I wonder how we ever had the nerve to imitate insanity the way we did.

kidverbUS /kɪd/

tell false information to for fun

From this reading In about ten minutes you'll be tearing your coat-tails out of my hands because you have to go back home before the eldest kid asks for a story.

kindadjectiveUS /kaɪnd/

having or showing a tender and considerate and helpful nature; used especially of persons and their behavior

From this reading A FUNERAL THAT FLASHED IN THE PAN Honest, Bill, sometimes when I sit down in these sober, plug-away days--when we are kind to the poor dumb policemen and don't dare wear straw hats after the first of September--and think about the good old college times, I wonder how we ever had the nerve to imitate insanity the way we did.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Am I the chap who climbed up sixty feet of waterspout a few short years ago and persuaded the clapper of the college bell to come down with me?

meetingnounUS /ˈmiːtɪŋ/

a formally arranged gathering

From this reading Here you are all worn smooth on top and proprietor of an overflow meeting in a nursery.

minutesnounUS /ˈmɪnəts/

a written account of what transpired at a meeting

From this reading In about ten minutes you'll be tearing your coat-tails out of my hands because you have to go back home before the eldest kid asks for a story.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading Here I am, rubbing noses with thirty, outgrowing my belts every year, and sitting eight hours at a desk without exploding.

nervenounUS /nɜːrv/

any bundle of nerve fibers running to various organs and tissues of the body

From this reading A FUNERAL THAT FLASHED IN THE PAN Honest, Bill, sometimes when I sit down in these sober, plug-away days--when we are kind to the poor dumb policemen and don't dare wear straw hats after the first of September--and think about the good old college times, I wonder how we ever had the nerve to imitate insanity the way we did.

nosesnounUS /ˈnoʊzɪz/

plural of “nose” — the organ of smell and entrance to the respiratory tract; the prominent part of the face of man or other mammals

From this reading Here I am, rubbing noses with thirty, outgrowing my belts every year, and sitting eight hours at a desk without exploding.

nurserynounUS /ˈnɜːrsəri/

a child's room for a baby

From this reading Here you are all worn smooth on top and proprietor of an overflow meeting in a nursery.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading A FUNERAL THAT FLASHED IN THE PAN Honest, Bill, sometimes when I sit down in these sober, plug-away days--when we are kind to the poor dumb policemen and don't dare wear straw hats after the first of September--and think about the good old college times, I wonder how we ever had the nerve to imitate insanity the way we did.

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading A FUNERAL THAT FLASHED IN THE PAN Honest, Bill, sometimes when I sit down in these sober, plug-away days--when we are kind to the poor dumb policemen and don't dare wear straw hats after the first of September--and think about the good old college times, I wonder how we ever had the nerve to imitate insanity the way we did.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Here you are all worn smooth on top and proprietor of an overflow meeting in a nursery.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading In about ten minutes you'll be tearing your coat-tails out of my hands because you have to go back home before the eldest kid asks for a story.

outgrowingverbUS /ˈaʊtɡroʊɪŋ/

-ing form of “outgrow” — grow too large or too mature for

From this reading Here I am, rubbing noses with thirty, outgrowing my belts every year, and sitting eight hours at a desk without exploding.

overflownounUS /ˈoʊvərfloʊ/

a large flow

From this reading Here you are all worn smooth on top and proprietor of an overflow meeting in a nursery.

PANverbUS /pæn/

make a sweeping movement

From this reading A FUNERAL THAT FLASHED IN THE PAN Honest, Bill, sometimes when I sit down in these sober, plug-away days--when we are kind to the poor dumb policemen and don't dare wear straw hats after the first of September--and think about the good old college times, I wonder how we ever had the nerve to imitate insanity the way we did.

persuadedverbUS /pərˈsweɪdɪd/

past form of “persuade” — win approval or support for

From this reading Am I the chap who climbed up sixty feet of waterspout a few short years ago and persuaded the clapper of the college bell to come down with me?

plug-away

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading A FUNERAL THAT FLASHED IN THE PAN Honest, Bill, sometimes when I sit down in these sober, plug-away days--when we are kind to the poor dumb policemen and don't dare wear straw hats after the first of September--and think about the good old college times, I wonder how we ever had the nerve to imitate insanity the way we did.

policemennounUS /pəˈliːsmɪn/

plural of “policeman” — a member of a police force

From this reading A FUNERAL THAT FLASHED IN THE PAN Honest, Bill, sometimes when I sit down in these sober, plug-away days--when we are kind to the poor dumb policemen and don't dare wear straw hats after the first of September--and think about the good old college times, I wonder how we ever had the nerve to imitate insanity the way we did.

pooradjectiveUS /puːr/

deserving or inciting pity

From this reading A FUNERAL THAT FLASHED IN THE PAN Honest, Bill, sometimes when I sit down in these sober, plug-away days--when we are kind to the poor dumb policemen and don't dare wear straw hats after the first of September--and think about the good old college times, I wonder how we ever had the nerve to imitate insanity the way we did.

proprietornounUS /prəˈpraɪətər/

(law) someone who owns (is legal possessor of) a business

From this reading Here you are all worn smooth on top and proprietor of an overflow meeting in a nursery.

rubbingnounUS /ˈrʌbɪŋ/

the resistance encountered when one body is moved in contact with another

From this reading Here I am, rubbing noses with thirty, outgrowing my belts every year, and sitting eight hours at a desk without exploding.

SeptembernounUS /sepˈtembər/

the month following August and preceding October

From this reading A FUNERAL THAT FLASHED IN THE PAN Honest, Bill, sometimes when I sit down in these sober, plug-away days--when we are kind to the poor dumb policemen and don't dare wear straw hats after the first of September--and think about the good old college times, I wonder how we ever had the nerve to imitate insanity the way we did.

shortadjectiveUS /ʃɔːrt/

primarily temporal sense; indicating or being or seeming to be limited in duration

From this reading Am I the chap who climbed up sixty feet of waterspout a few short years ago and persuaded the clapper of the college bell to come down with me?

sitverbUS /sɪt/

be seated

From this reading A FUNERAL THAT FLASHED IN THE PAN Honest, Bill, sometimes when I sit down in these sober, plug-away days--when we are kind to the poor dumb policemen and don't dare wear straw hats after the first of September--and think about the good old college times, I wonder how we ever had the nerve to imitate insanity the way we did.

sittingnounUS /ˈsɪtɪŋ/

(photography) the act of assuming a certain position (as for a photograph or portrait)

From this reading Here I am, rubbing noses with thirty, outgrowing my belts every year, and sitting eight hours at a desk without exploding.

sixtyadjectiveUS /ˈsɪksti/

being ten more than fifty

From this reading Am I the chap who climbed up sixty feet of waterspout a few short years ago and persuaded the clapper of the college bell to come down with me?

smoothadjectiveUS /smuːð/

having a surface free from roughness or bumps or ridges or irregularities

From this reading Here you are all worn smooth on top and proprietor of an overflow meeting in a nursery.

soberadjectiveUS /ˈsoʊbər/

not affected by a chemical substance (especially alcohol)

From this reading A FUNERAL THAT FLASHED IN THE PAN Honest, Bill, sometimes when I sit down in these sober, plug-away days--when we are kind to the poor dumb policemen and don't dare wear straw hats after the first of September--and think about the good old college times, I wonder how we ever had the nerve to imitate insanity the way we did.

sometimesadverbUS /səmˈtaɪmz/

on certain occasions or in certain cases but not always

From this reading A FUNERAL THAT FLASHED IN THE PAN Honest, Bill, sometimes when I sit down in these sober, plug-away days--when we are kind to the poor dumb policemen and don't dare wear straw hats after the first of September--and think about the good old college times, I wonder how we ever had the nerve to imitate insanity the way we did.

storynounUS /ˈstɔːri/

a message that tells the particulars of an act or occurrence or course of events; presented in writing or drama or cinema or as a radio or television program

From this reading In about ten minutes you'll be tearing your coat-tails out of my hands because you have to go back home before the eldest kid asks for a story.

strawnounUS /strɔː/

plant fiber used e.g. for making baskets and hats or as fodder

From this reading A FUNERAL THAT FLASHED IN THE PAN Honest, Bill, sometimes when I sit down in these sober, plug-away days--when we are kind to the poor dumb policemen and don't dare wear straw hats after the first of September--and think about the good old college times, I wonder how we ever had the nerve to imitate insanity the way we did.

tearingnounUS /ˈterɪŋ/

shedding tears

From this reading In about ten minutes you'll be tearing your coat-tails out of my hands because you have to go back home before the eldest kid asks for a story.

tennounUS /ten/

the cardinal number that is the sum of nine and one; the base of the decimal system

From this reading In about ten minutes you'll be tearing your coat-tails out of my hands because you have to go back home before the eldest kid asks for a story.

THATconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading A FUNERAL THAT FLASHED IN THE PAN Honest, Bill, sometimes when I sit down in these sober, plug-away days--when we are kind to the poor dumb policemen and don't dare wear straw hats after the first of September--and think about the good old college times, I wonder how we ever had the nerve to imitate insanity the way we did.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading A FUNERAL THAT FLASHED IN THE PAN Honest, Bill, sometimes when I sit down in these sober, plug-away days--when we are kind to the poor dumb policemen and don't dare wear straw hats after the first of September--and think about the good old college times, I wonder how we ever had the nerve to imitate insanity the way we did.

thesedeterminerUS /ðiːz/

the plural of “this”: the people or things near, or just mentioned

From this reading A FUNERAL THAT FLASHED IN THE PAN Honest, Bill, sometimes when I sit down in these sober, plug-away days--when we are kind to the poor dumb policemen and don't dare wear straw hats after the first of September--and think about the good old college times, I wonder how we ever had the nerve to imitate insanity the way we did.

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading A FUNERAL THAT FLASHED IN THE PAN Honest, Bill, sometimes when I sit down in these sober, plug-away days--when we are kind to the poor dumb policemen and don't dare wear straw hats after the first of September--and think about the good old college times, I wonder how we ever had the nerve to imitate insanity the way we did.

thirtynounUS /ˈθɜːrdiː/

the cardinal number that is the product of ten and three

From this reading Here I am, rubbing noses with thirty, outgrowing my belts every year, and sitting eight hours at a desk without exploding.

timesnounUS /taɪmz/

a more or less definite period of time now or previously present

From this reading A FUNERAL THAT FLASHED IN THE PAN Honest, Bill, sometimes when I sit down in these sober, plug-away days--when we are kind to the poor dumb policemen and don't dare wear straw hats after the first of September--and think about the good old college times, I wonder how we ever had the nerve to imitate insanity the way we did.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading A FUNERAL THAT FLASHED IN THE PAN Honest, Bill, sometimes when I sit down in these sober, plug-away days--when we are kind to the poor dumb policemen and don't dare wear straw hats after the first of September--and think about the good old college times, I wonder how we ever had the nerve to imitate insanity the way we did.

topnounUS /tɑːp/

the upper part of anything

From this reading Here you are all worn smooth on top and proprietor of an overflow meeting in a nursery.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading Am I the chap who climbed up sixty feet of waterspout a few short years ago and persuaded the clapper of the college bell to come down with me?

waterspoutnoun

a tornado passing over water and picking up a column of water and mist

From this reading Am I the chap who climbed up sixty feet of waterspout a few short years ago and persuaded the clapper of the college bell to come down with me?

waynounUS /weɪ/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading A FUNERAL THAT FLASHED IN THE PAN Honest, Bill, sometimes when I sit down in these sober, plug-away days--when we are kind to the poor dumb policemen and don't dare wear straw hats after the first of September--and think about the good old college times, I wonder how we ever had the nerve to imitate insanity the way we did.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading A FUNERAL THAT FLASHED IN THE PAN Honest, Bill, sometimes when I sit down in these sober, plug-away days--when we are kind to the poor dumb policemen and don't dare wear straw hats after the first of September--and think about the good old college times, I wonder how we ever had the nerve to imitate insanity the way we did.

wearverbUS /wer/

be dressed in

From this reading A FUNERAL THAT FLASHED IN THE PAN Honest, Bill, sometimes when I sit down in these sober, plug-away days--when we are kind to the poor dumb policemen and don't dare wear straw hats after the first of September--and think about the good old college times, I wonder how we ever had the nerve to imitate insanity the way we did.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading A FUNERAL THAT FLASHED IN THE PAN Honest, Bill, sometimes when I sit down in these sober, plug-away days--when we are kind to the poor dumb policemen and don't dare wear straw hats after the first of September--and think about the good old college times, I wonder how we ever had the nerve to imitate insanity the way we did.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading Am I the chap who climbed up sixty feet of waterspout a few short years ago and persuaded the clapper of the college bell to come down with me?

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Here I am, rubbing noses with thirty, outgrowing my belts every year, and sitting eight hours at a desk without exploding.

withoutprepositionUS /wɪˈθaʊt/

not having, not using, or not accompanied by

From this reading Here I am, rubbing noses with thirty, outgrowing my belts every year, and sitting eight hours at a desk without exploding.

wondernounUS /ˈwʌndər/

the feeling aroused by something strange and surprising

From this reading A FUNERAL THAT FLASHED IN THE PAN Honest, Bill, sometimes when I sit down in these sober, plug-away days--when we are kind to the poor dumb policemen and don't dare wear straw hats after the first of September--and think about the good old college times, I wonder how we ever had the nerve to imitate insanity the way we did.

wornverbUS /wɔːrn/

Damaged or thinned by continuous use.

From this reading Here you are all worn smooth on top and proprietor of an overflow meeting in a nursery.

yearnounUS /jɪr/

a period of time containing 365 (or 366) days

From this reading Here I am, rubbing noses with thirty, outgrowing my belts every year, and sitting eight hours at a desk without exploding.

yearsnounUS /jɪrz/

a late time of life

From this reading Am I the chap who climbed up sixty feet of waterspout a few short years ago and persuaded the clapper of the college bell to come down with me?

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Here you are all worn smooth on top and proprietor of an overflow meeting in a nursery.

you'll

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading In about ten minutes you'll be tearing your coat-tails out of my hands because you have to go back home before the eldest kid asks for a story.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading In about ten minutes you'll be tearing your coat-tails out of my hands because you have to go back home before the eldest kid asks for a story.

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