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Atchoo! Sneezes from a Hilarious Vaudevillian
Atchoo! Sneezes from a Hilarious Vaudevillian

Chapter I

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See http:// S.
& S. Humor Library No. 2--_Illustrated_--Price, 25 Cents "ATCHOO!"
ATCHOO!
Sneezes from a Hilarious Vaudevillian GEORGE NIBLO New York Street & Smith, Publishers 238 William Street Atchoo!
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Atchoo! Sneezes from a Hilarious Vaudevillian

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Atchoo! Sneezes from a Hilarious Vaudevillian is here in full — 497 sentences across 100 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/99 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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See http:// S.
/siː ˌeɪtʃtiːtiːˈpiː es/
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& S. Humor Library No. 2--_Illustrated_--Price, 25 Cents "ATCHOO!"
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ATCHOO!
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Sneezes from a Hilarious Vaudevillian GEORGE NIBLO New York Street & Smith, Publishers 238 William Street Atchoo!
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ATCHOO!

Learner Dictionary

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Cents noun US /sents/

plural of “cent” — a fractional monetary unit of several countries

From this reading “& S. Humor Library No. 2--_Illustrated_--Price, 25 Cents "ATCHOO!"”

Hilarious adjective US /hɪˈleriəs/

marked by or causing boisterous merriment or convulsive laughter

From this reading “Sneezes from a Hilarious Vaudevillian GEORGE NIBLO New York Street & Smith, Publishers 238 William Street Atchoo!”

http noun US /ˌeɪtʃtiːtiːˈpiː/

a protocol (utilizing TCP) to transfer hypertext requests and information between servers and browsers

From this reading “See http:// S.”

Humor noun US /ˈhjuːmər/

a message whose ingenuity or verbal skill or incongruity has the power to evoke laughter

From this reading “& S. Humor Library No. 2--_Illustrated_--Price, 25 Cents "ATCHOO!"”

Illustrated verb US /ˈɪləstreɪtəd/

past form of “illustrate” — clarify by giving an example of

Publishers noun US /ˈpʌblɪʃərz/

plural of “publisher” — a firm in the publishing business

From this reading “Sneezes from a Hilarious Vaudevillian GEORGE NIBLO New York Street & Smith, Publishers 238 William Street Atchoo!”

Sneezes noun US /ˈsniːzɪz/

plural of “sneeze” — a symptom consisting of the involuntary expulsion of air from the nose

From this reading “Sneezes from a Hilarious Vaudevillian GEORGE NIBLO New York Street & Smith, Publishers 238 William Street Atchoo!”

Vaudevillian noun US /vɑːdˈvɪljən/

a performer who works in vaudeville

From this reading “Sneezes from a Hilarious Vaudevillian GEORGE NIBLO New York Street & Smith, Publishers 238 William Street Atchoo!”

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2

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From this reading & S. Humor Library No. 2--_Illustrated_--Price, 25 Cents "ATCHOO!"

238

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From this reading Sneezes from a Hilarious Vaudevillian GEORGE NIBLO New York Street & Smith, Publishers 238 William Street Atchoo!

25

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading & S. Humor Library No. 2--_Illustrated_--Price, 25 Cents "ATCHOO!"

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Sneezes from a Hilarious Vaudevillian GEORGE NIBLO New York Street & Smith, Publishers 238 William Street Atchoo!

ATCHOO

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading & S. Humor Library No. 2--_Illustrated_--Price, 25 Cents "ATCHOO!"

CentsnounUS /sents/

plural of “cent” — a fractional monetary unit of several countries

From this reading & S. Humor Library No. 2--_Illustrated_--Price, 25 Cents "ATCHOO!"

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading Sneezes from a Hilarious Vaudevillian GEORGE NIBLO New York Street & Smith, Publishers 238 William Street Atchoo!

GEORGEnounUS /dʒɔːrdʒ/

Christian martyr; patron saint of England; hero of the legend of Saint George and the Dragon in which he slew a dragon and saved a princess (?-303)

From this reading Sneezes from a Hilarious Vaudevillian GEORGE NIBLO New York Street & Smith, Publishers 238 William Street Atchoo!

HilariousadjectiveUS /hɪˈleriəs/

marked by or causing boisterous merriment or convulsive laughter

From this reading Sneezes from a Hilarious Vaudevillian GEORGE NIBLO New York Street & Smith, Publishers 238 William Street Atchoo!

httpnounUS /ˌeɪtʃtiːtiːˈpiː/

a protocol (utilizing TCP) to transfer hypertext requests and information between servers and browsers

From this reading See http:// S.

HumornounUS /ˈhjuːmər/

a message whose ingenuity or verbal skill or incongruity has the power to evoke laughter

From this reading & S. Humor Library No. 2--_Illustrated_--Price, 25 Cents "ATCHOO!"

IllustratedverbUS /ˈɪləstreɪtəd/

past form of “illustrate” — clarify by giving an example of

From this reading & S. Humor Library No. 2--_Illustrated_--Price, 25 Cents "ATCHOO!"

LibrarynounUS /ˈlaɪbreriː/

a room where books are kept

From this reading & S. Humor Library No. 2--_Illustrated_--Price, 25 Cents "ATCHOO!"

NewadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading Sneezes from a Hilarious Vaudevillian GEORGE NIBLO New York Street & Smith, Publishers 238 William Street Atchoo!

NIBLO

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From this reading Sneezes from a Hilarious Vaudevillian GEORGE NIBLO New York Street & Smith, Publishers 238 William Street Atchoo!

NodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading & S. Humor Library No. 2--_Illustrated_--Price, 25 Cents "ATCHOO!"

PricenounUS /praɪs/

the property of having material worth (often indicated by the amount of money something would bring if sold)

From this reading & S. Humor Library No. 2--_Illustrated_--Price, 25 Cents "ATCHOO!"

PublishersnounUS /ˈpʌblɪʃərz/

plural of “publisher” — a firm in the publishing business

From this reading Sneezes from a Hilarious Vaudevillian GEORGE NIBLO New York Street & Smith, Publishers 238 William Street Atchoo!

SnounUS /es/

1/60 of a minute; the basic unit of time adopted under the Systeme International d'Unites

From this reading See http:// S.

SeeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading See http:// S.

SmithnounUS /smɪθ/

Rhodesian statesman who declared independence of Zimbabwe from Great Britain (born in 1919)

From this reading Sneezes from a Hilarious Vaudevillian GEORGE NIBLO New York Street & Smith, Publishers 238 William Street Atchoo!

SneezesnounUS /ˈsniːzɪz/

plural of “sneeze” — a symptom consisting of the involuntary expulsion of air from the nose

From this reading Sneezes from a Hilarious Vaudevillian GEORGE NIBLO New York Street & Smith, Publishers 238 William Street Atchoo!

StreetnounUS /striːt/

a thoroughfare (usually including sidewalks) that is lined with buildings

From this reading Sneezes from a Hilarious Vaudevillian GEORGE NIBLO New York Street & Smith, Publishers 238 William Street Atchoo!

VaudevilliannounUS /vɑːdˈvɪljən/

a performer who works in vaudeville

From this reading Sneezes from a Hilarious Vaudevillian GEORGE NIBLO New York Street & Smith, Publishers 238 William Street Atchoo!

William

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From this reading Sneezes from a Hilarious Vaudevillian GEORGE NIBLO New York Street & Smith, Publishers 238 William Street Atchoo!

YorknounUS /jɔːrk/

the English royal house (a branch of the Plantagenet line) that reigned from 1461 to 1485; its emblem was a white rose

From this reading Sneezes from a Hilarious Vaudevillian GEORGE NIBLO New York Street & Smith, Publishers 238 William Street Atchoo!

Chapter 1 of Atchoo! Sneezes from a Hilarious Vaudevillian by George Niblo holds 497 sentences, grouped into 100 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 1 of Atchoo! Sneezes from a Hilarious Vaudevillian contain?

Chapter 1 holds 497 sentences of Atchoo! Sneezes from a Hilarious Vaudevillian, unabridged, divided into 100 reading sections.

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Vocabulary met early in Atchoo! Sneezes from a Hilarious Vaudevillian

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Humor
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Library
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Illustrated
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Price
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