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Average Jones

Chapter I · Chapter 1

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Three men sat in the Cosmic Club discussing the question: What’s the matter with Jones?”
Waldemar, the oldest of the conferees, was the owner, and at times the operator, of an important and decent newspaper.
His heavy face wore the expression of good-humored power, characteristic of the experienced and successful journalist.
Beside him sat Robert Bertram, the club idler, slender and languidly elegant.
The third member of the conference was Jones himself.
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Average Jones

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Average Jones is here in full — 647 sentences across 130 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/129 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Three men sat in the Cosmic Club discussing the question: “What’s the matter with Jones?”
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Waldemar, the oldest of the conferees, was the owner, and at times the operator, of an important and decent newspaper.
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His heavy face wore the expression of good-humored power, characteristic of the experienced and successful journalist.
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Beside him sat Robert Bertram, the club idler, slender and languidly elegant.
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The third member of the conference was Jones himself.
/ðə θɜːrd ˈmembər ʌv ðə ˈkɑːnfərəns wɑːz dʒoʊnz hɪmˈself/

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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conferees noun US /ˌkɑːnfərˈiːz/

plural of “conferee” — a person on whom something is bestowed

From this reading “Waldemar, the oldest of the conferees, was the owner, and at times the operator, of an important and decent newspaper.”

conference noun US /ˈkɑːnfərəns/

a prearranged meeting for consultation or exchange of information or discussion (especially one with a formal agenda)

From this reading “The third member of the conference was Jones himself.”

Cosmic adjective US /ˈkɑːzmɪk/

of or from or pertaining to or characteristic of the cosmos or universe

From this reading “Three men sat in the Cosmic Club discussing the question: “What’s the matter with Jones?””

discussing verb US /dɪˈskʌsɪŋ/

-ing form of “discuss” — to consider or examine in speech or writing

From this reading “Three men sat in the Cosmic Club discussing the question: “What’s the matter with Jones?””

idler noun US /ˈaɪdələr/

person who does no work

From this reading “Beside him sat Robert Bertram, the club idler, slender and languidly elegant.”

journalist noun US /ˈdʒɜːrnələst/

a writer for newspapers and magazines

From this reading “His heavy face wore the expression of good-humored power, characteristic of the experienced and successful journalist.”

oldest adjective US /ˈoʊldəst/

superlative of “old” — (used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading “Waldemar, the oldest of the conferees, was the owner, and at times the operator, of an important and decent newspaper.”

operator noun US /ˈɑːpəreɪtər/

(mathematics) a symbol or function representing a mathematical operation

From this reading “Waldemar, the oldest of the conferees, was the owner, and at times the operator, of an important and decent newspaper.”

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andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading Waldemar, the oldest of the conferees, was the owner, and at times the operator, of an important and decent newspaper.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Waldemar, the oldest of the conferees, was the owner, and at times the operator, of an important and decent newspaper.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading Waldemar, the oldest of the conferees, was the owner, and at times the operator, of an important and decent newspaper.

Bertram

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Beside him sat Robert Bertram, the club idler, slender and languidly elegant.

BesideprepositionUS /bɪˈsaɪd/

next to; at the side of

From this reading Beside him sat Robert Bertram, the club idler, slender and languidly elegant.

characteristicnounUS /ˌkerəktərˈɪstɪk/

a prominent attribute or aspect of something

From this reading His heavy face wore the expression of good-humored power, characteristic of the experienced and successful journalist.

ClubnounUS /klʌb/

a team of professional baseball players who play and travel together

From this reading Three men sat in the Cosmic Club discussing the question: “What’s the matter with Jones?”

confereesnounUS /ˌkɑːnfərˈiːz/

plural of “conferee” — a person on whom something is bestowed

From this reading Waldemar, the oldest of the conferees, was the owner, and at times the operator, of an important and decent newspaper.

conferencenounUS /ˈkɑːnfərəns/

a prearranged meeting for consultation or exchange of information or discussion (especially one with a formal agenda)

From this reading The third member of the conference was Jones himself.

CosmicadjectiveUS /ˈkɑːzmɪk/

of or from or pertaining to or characteristic of the cosmos or universe

From this reading Three men sat in the Cosmic Club discussing the question: “What’s the matter with Jones?”

decentadjectiveUS /ˈdiːsənt/

socially or conventionally correct; refined or virtuous

From this reading Waldemar, the oldest of the conferees, was the owner, and at times the operator, of an important and decent newspaper.

discussingverbUS /dɪˈskʌsɪŋ/

-ing form of “discuss” — to consider or examine in speech or writing

From this reading Three men sat in the Cosmic Club discussing the question: “What’s the matter with Jones?”

elegantadjectiveUS /ˈeləɡənt/

refined and tasteful in appearance or behavior or style

From this reading Beside him sat Robert Bertram, the club idler, slender and languidly elegant.

experiencedadjectiveUS /ɪkˈspɪriənst/

having experience; having knowledge or skill from observation or participation

From this reading His heavy face wore the expression of good-humored power, characteristic of the experienced and successful journalist.

expressionnounUS /ɪkˈspreʃən/

the feelings expressed on a person's face

From this reading His heavy face wore the expression of good-humored power, characteristic of the experienced and successful journalist.

facenounUS /feɪs/

the front of the human head from the forehead to the chin and ear to ear

From this reading His heavy face wore the expression of good-humored power, characteristic of the experienced and successful journalist.

good-humoredadjective

disposed to please

From this reading His heavy face wore the expression of good-humored power, characteristic of the experienced and successful journalist.

heavyadjectiveUS /ˈhevi/

of comparatively great physical weight or density

From this reading His heavy face wore the expression of good-humored power, characteristic of the experienced and successful journalist.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Beside him sat Robert Bertram, the club idler, slender and languidly elegant.

himselfpronounUS /hɪmˈself/

used when the man or boy doing the action is also its object

From this reading The third member of the conference was Jones himself.

HisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading His heavy face wore the expression of good-humored power, characteristic of the experienced and successful journalist.

idlernounUS /ˈaɪdələr/

person who does no work

From this reading Beside him sat Robert Bertram, the club idler, slender and languidly elegant.

importantadjectiveUS /ˌɪmˈpɔːrtənt/

of great significance or value

From this reading Waldemar, the oldest of the conferees, was the owner, and at times the operator, of an important and decent newspaper.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Three men sat in the Cosmic Club discussing the question: “What’s the matter with Jones?”

JonesnounUS /dʒoʊnz/

United States labor leader (born in Ireland) who helped to found the Industrial Workers of the World (1830-1930)

From this reading Three men sat in the Cosmic Club discussing the question: “What’s the matter with Jones?”

journalistnounUS /ˈdʒɜːrnələst/

a writer for newspapers and magazines

From this reading His heavy face wore the expression of good-humored power, characteristic of the experienced and successful journalist.

languidlyadverb

in a languid and lethargic manner

From this reading Beside him sat Robert Bertram, the club idler, slender and languidly elegant.

matternounUS /ˈmætər/

a vaguely specified concern

From this reading Three men sat in the Cosmic Club discussing the question: “What’s the matter with Jones?”

membernounUS /ˈmembər/

one of the persons who compose a social group (especially individuals who have joined and participate in a group organization)

From this reading The third member of the conference was Jones himself.

mennounUS /men/

the force of workers available

From this reading Three men sat in the Cosmic Club discussing the question: “What’s the matter with Jones?”

newspapernounUS /ˈnuːzpeɪpər/

a daily or weekly publication on folded sheets; contains news and articles and advertisements

From this reading Waldemar, the oldest of the conferees, was the owner, and at times the operator, of an important and decent newspaper.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Waldemar, the oldest of the conferees, was the owner, and at times the operator, of an important and decent newspaper.

oldestadjectiveUS /ˈoʊldəst/

superlative of “old” — (used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading Waldemar, the oldest of the conferees, was the owner, and at times the operator, of an important and decent newspaper.

operatornounUS /ˈɑːpəreɪtər/

(mathematics) a symbol or function representing a mathematical operation

From this reading Waldemar, the oldest of the conferees, was the owner, and at times the operator, of an important and decent newspaper.

ownernounUS /ˈoʊnər/

(law) someone who owns (is legal possessor of) a business

From this reading Waldemar, the oldest of the conferees, was the owner, and at times the operator, of an important and decent newspaper.

powernounUS /ˈpaʊər/

possession of controlling influence

From this reading His heavy face wore the expression of good-humored power, characteristic of the experienced and successful journalist.

questionverbUS /ˈkwestʃən/

challenge the accuracy, probity, or propriety of

From this reading Three men sat in the Cosmic Club discussing the question: “What’s the matter with Jones?”

RobertnounUS /ˈrɑːbərt/

United States parliamentary authority and author (in 1876) of Robert's Rules of Order (1837-1923)

From this reading Beside him sat Robert Bertram, the club idler, slender and languidly elegant.

satnounUS /sæt/

the seventh and last day of the week; observed as the Sabbath by Jews and some Christians

From this reading Three men sat in the Cosmic Club discussing the question: “What’s the matter with Jones?”

slenderadjectiveUS /ˈslendər/

being of delicate or slender build

From this reading Beside him sat Robert Bertram, the club idler, slender and languidly elegant.

successfuladjectiveUS /səkˈsesfəl/

having succeeded or being marked by a favorable outcome

From this reading His heavy face wore the expression of good-humored power, characteristic of the experienced and successful journalist.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Three men sat in the Cosmic Club discussing the question: “What’s the matter with Jones?”

thirdnounUS /θɜːrd/

one of three equal parts of a divisible whole

From this reading The third member of the conference was Jones himself.

ThreenounUS /θriː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one and one

From this reading Three men sat in the Cosmic Club discussing the question: “What’s the matter with Jones?”

timesnounUS /taɪmz/

a more or less definite period of time now or previously present

From this reading Waldemar, the oldest of the conferees, was the owner, and at times the operator, of an important and decent newspaper.

Waldemar

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Waldemar, the oldest of the conferees, was the owner, and at times the operator, of an important and decent newspaper.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Waldemar, the oldest of the conferees, was the owner, and at times the operator, of an important and decent newspaper.

What's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Three men sat in the Cosmic Club discussing the question: “What’s the matter with Jones?”

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Three men sat in the Cosmic Club discussing the question: “What’s the matter with Jones?”

woreverbUS /wɔːr/

inflected form of “wear” — be dressed in

From this reading His heavy face wore the expression of good-humored power, characteristic of the experienced and successful journalist.

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