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Average Jones

Chapter VII · Chapter 7

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The thing is a fake,” declared Bertram.
He slumped heavily into a chair, and scowled at Average Jones well-littered desk, whereon he had just tossed a sheet of paper.
His usually impeccable hair was tousled.
His trousers evinced a distinct tendency to bag at the knees, and his coat was undeniably wrinkled.
That the elegant and flawless dilettante of the Cosmic Club should have come forth, at eleven o’clock of a morning, in such a state of comparative disreputability, argued an upheaval of mind little short of phenomenal.
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Average Jones

Chapter VII · Chapter 7

Chapter 7 of Average Jones is here in full — 506 sentences across 102 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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The thing is a fake,” declared Bertram.
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He slumped heavily into a chair, and scowled at Average Joneswell-littered desk, whereon he had just tossed a sheet of paper.
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His usually impeccable hair was tousled.
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His trousers evinced a distinct tendency to bag at the knees, and his coat was undeniably wrinkled.
/hɪz ˈtraʊzərz ɪˈvɪnst ə dɪˈstɪŋkt ˈtendənsi tuː bæɡ æt ðə niːz ənd hɪz koʊt wɑːz ˌʌndɪˈnaɪəbli ˈrɪŋkəld/
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That the elegant and flawless dilettante of the Cosmic Club should have come forth, at eleven o’clock of a morning, in such a state of comparative disreputability, argued an upheaval of mind little short of phenomenal.

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Cosmic adjective US /ˈkɑːzmɪk/

of or from or pertaining to or characteristic of the cosmos or universe

From this reading “That the elegant and flawless dilettante of the Cosmic Club should have come forth, at eleven o’clock of a morning, in such a state of comparative disreputability, argued an upheaval of mind little short of phenomenal.”

fake noun US /feɪk/

something that is a counterfeit; not what it seems to be

From this reading ““The thing is a fake,” declared Bertram.”

flawless adjective US /ˈflɔːləs/

without a flaw

From this reading “That the elegant and flawless dilettante of the Cosmic Club should have come forth, at eleven o’clock of a morning, in such a state of comparative disreputability, argued an upheaval of mind little short of phenomenal.”

impeccable adjective US /ˌɪmˈpekəbəl/

without fault or error

From this reading “His usually impeccable hair was tousled.”

phenomenal adjective US /fəˈnɑːmənəl/

of or relating to a phenomenon

From this reading “That the elegant and flawless dilettante of the Cosmic Club should have come forth, at eleven o’clock of a morning, in such a state of comparative disreputability, argued an upheaval of mind little short of phenomenal.”

slumped verb US /slʌmpt/

past form of “slump” — assume a drooping posture or carriage

From this reading “He slumped heavily into a chair, and scowled at Average Jones’ well-littered desk, whereon he had just tossed a sheet of paper.”

undeniably adverb US /ˌʌndɪˈnaɪəbli/

to an undeniable degree or in an undeniable manner

From this reading “His trousers evinced a distinct tendency to bag at the knees, and his coat was undeniably wrinkled.”

upheaval noun US /əpˈhiːvəl/

a state of violent disturbance and disorder (as in politics or social conditions generally)

From this reading “That the elegant and flawless dilettante of the Cosmic Club should have come forth, at eleven o’clock of a morning, in such a state of comparative disreputability, argued an upheaval of mind little short of phenomenal.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading “The thing is a fake,” declared Bertram.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading That the elegant and flawless dilettante of the Cosmic Club should have come forth, at eleven o’clock of a morning, in such a state of comparative disreputability, argued an upheaval of mind little short of phenomenal.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading He slumped heavily into a chair, and scowled at Average Jones’ well-littered desk, whereon he had just tossed a sheet of paper.

arguedverbUS /ˈɑːrɡjuːd/

past form of “argue” — present reasons and arguments

From this reading That the elegant and flawless dilettante of the Cosmic Club should have come forth, at eleven o’clock of a morning, in such a state of comparative disreputability, argued an upheaval of mind little short of phenomenal.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading He slumped heavily into a chair, and scowled at Average Jones’ well-littered desk, whereon he had just tossed a sheet of paper.

AverageadjectiveUS /ˈævərɪdʒ/

approximating the statistical norm or average or expected value

From this reading He slumped heavily into a chair, and scowled at Average Jones’ well-littered desk, whereon he had just tossed a sheet of paper.

bagnounUS /bæɡ/

a flexible container with a single opening

From this reading His trousers evinced a distinct tendency to bag at the knees, and his coat was undeniably wrinkled.

Bertram

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From this reading “The thing is a fake,” declared Bertram.

chairnounUS /tʃer/

a seat for one person, with a support for the back

From this reading He slumped heavily into a chair, and scowled at Average Jones’ well-littered desk, whereon he had just tossed a sheet of paper.

ClubnounUS /klʌb/

a team of professional baseball players who play and travel together

From this reading That the elegant and flawless dilettante of the Cosmic Club should have come forth, at eleven o’clock of a morning, in such a state of comparative disreputability, argued an upheaval of mind little short of phenomenal.

coatnounUS /koʊt/

an outer garment that has sleeves and covers the body from shoulder down; worn outdoors

From this reading His trousers evinced a distinct tendency to bag at the knees, and his coat was undeniably wrinkled.

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading That the elegant and flawless dilettante of the Cosmic Club should have come forth, at eleven o’clock of a morning, in such a state of comparative disreputability, argued an upheaval of mind little short of phenomenal.

comparativeadjectiveUS /kəmˈperətɪv/

relating to or based on or involving comparison

From this reading That the elegant and flawless dilettante of the Cosmic Club should have come forth, at eleven o’clock of a morning, in such a state of comparative disreputability, argued an upheaval of mind little short of phenomenal.

CosmicadjectiveUS /ˈkɑːzmɪk/

of or from or pertaining to or characteristic of the cosmos or universe

From this reading That the elegant and flawless dilettante of the Cosmic Club should have come forth, at eleven o’clock of a morning, in such a state of comparative disreputability, argued an upheaval of mind little short of phenomenal.

declaredadjectiveUS /dɪˈklerd/

made known or openly avowed

From this reading “The thing is a fake,” declared Bertram.

desknounUS /desk/

a piece of furniture with a writing surface and usually drawers or other compartments

From this reading He slumped heavily into a chair, and scowled at Average Jones’ well-littered desk, whereon he had just tossed a sheet of paper.

dilettantenoun

an amateur who engages in an activity without serious intentions and who pretends to have knowledge

From this reading That the elegant and flawless dilettante of the Cosmic Club should have come forth, at eleven o’clock of a morning, in such a state of comparative disreputability, argued an upheaval of mind little short of phenomenal.

disreputabilitynoun

dishonorableness by virtue of lacking respectability or a good reputation

From this reading That the elegant and flawless dilettante of the Cosmic Club should have come forth, at eleven o’clock of a morning, in such a state of comparative disreputability, argued an upheaval of mind little short of phenomenal.

distinctadjectiveUS /dɪˈstɪŋkt/

(often followed by “from”) not alike; different in nature or quality

From this reading His trousers evinced a distinct tendency to bag at the knees, and his coat was undeniably wrinkled.

elegantadjectiveUS /ˈeləɡənt/

refined and tasteful in appearance or behavior or style

From this reading That the elegant and flawless dilettante of the Cosmic Club should have come forth, at eleven o’clock of a morning, in such a state of comparative disreputability, argued an upheaval of mind little short of phenomenal.

elevenadjectiveUS /ɪˈlevən/

being one more than ten

From this reading That the elegant and flawless dilettante of the Cosmic Club should have come forth, at eleven o’clock of a morning, in such a state of comparative disreputability, argued an upheaval of mind little short of phenomenal.

evincedverbUS /ɪˈvɪnst/

past form of “evince” — give expression to

From this reading His trousers evinced a distinct tendency to bag at the knees, and his coat was undeniably wrinkled.

fakenounUS /feɪk/

something that is a counterfeit; not what it seems to be

From this reading “The thing is a fake,” declared Bertram.

flawlessadjectiveUS /ˈflɔːləs/

without a flaw

From this reading That the elegant and flawless dilettante of the Cosmic Club should have come forth, at eleven o’clock of a morning, in such a state of comparative disreputability, argued an upheaval of mind little short of phenomenal.

forthadverbUS /fɔːrθ/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading That the elegant and flawless dilettante of the Cosmic Club should have come forth, at eleven o’clock of a morning, in such a state of comparative disreputability, argued an upheaval of mind little short of phenomenal.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading He slumped heavily into a chair, and scowled at Average Jones’ well-littered desk, whereon he had just tossed a sheet of paper.

hairnounUS /her/

a covering for the body (or parts of it) consisting of a dense growth of threadlike structures (as on the human head); helps to prevent heat loss

From this reading His usually impeccable hair was tousled.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading That the elegant and flawless dilettante of the Cosmic Club should have come forth, at eleven o’clock of a morning, in such a state of comparative disreputability, argued an upheaval of mind little short of phenomenal.

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading He slumped heavily into a chair, and scowled at Average Jones’ well-littered desk, whereon he had just tossed a sheet of paper.

heavilyadverbUS /ˈhevəli/

to a considerable degree

From this reading He slumped heavily into a chair, and scowled at Average Jones’ well-littered desk, whereon he had just tossed a sheet of paper.

HisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading His usually impeccable hair was tousled.

impeccableadjectiveUS /ˌɪmˈpekəbəl/

without fault or error

From this reading His usually impeccable hair was tousled.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading That the elegant and flawless dilettante of the Cosmic Club should have come forth, at eleven o’clock of a morning, in such a state of comparative disreputability, argued an upheaval of mind little short of phenomenal.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading He slumped heavily into a chair, and scowled at Average Jones’ well-littered desk, whereon he had just tossed a sheet of paper.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading “The thing is a fake,” declared Bertram.

JonesnounUS /dʒoʊnz/

United States labor leader (born in Ireland) who helped to found the Industrial Workers of the World (1830-1930)

From this reading He slumped heavily into a chair, and scowled at Average Jones’ well-littered desk, whereon he had just tossed a sheet of paper.

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading He slumped heavily into a chair, and scowled at Average Jones’ well-littered desk, whereon he had just tossed a sheet of paper.

kneesnounUS /niːz/

plural of “knee” — hinge joint in the human leg connecting the tibia and fibula with the femur and protected in front by the patella

From this reading His trousers evinced a distinct tendency to bag at the knees, and his coat was undeniably wrinkled.

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading That the elegant and flawless dilettante of the Cosmic Club should have come forth, at eleven o’clock of a morning, in such a state of comparative disreputability, argued an upheaval of mind little short of phenomenal.

mindnounUS /maɪnd/

The element of a person that enables awareness and thought.

From this reading That the elegant and flawless dilettante of the Cosmic Club should have come forth, at eleven o’clock of a morning, in such a state of comparative disreputability, argued an upheaval of mind little short of phenomenal.

morningnounUS /ˈmɔːrnɪŋ/

the time period between dawn and noon

From this reading That the elegant and flawless dilettante of the Cosmic Club should have come forth, at eleven o’clock of a morning, in such a state of comparative disreputability, argued an upheaval of mind little short of phenomenal.

o'clockadverbUS /əˈklɑːk/

according to the clock

From this reading That the elegant and flawless dilettante of the Cosmic Club should have come forth, at eleven o’clock of a morning, in such a state of comparative disreputability, argued an upheaval of mind little short of phenomenal.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading He slumped heavily into a chair, and scowled at Average Jones’ well-littered desk, whereon he had just tossed a sheet of paper.

papernounUS /ˈpeɪpər/

a material made of cellulose pulp derived mainly from wood or rags or certain grasses

From this reading He slumped heavily into a chair, and scowled at Average Jones’ well-littered desk, whereon he had just tossed a sheet of paper.

phenomenaladjectiveUS /fəˈnɑːmənəl/

of or relating to a phenomenon

From this reading That the elegant and flawless dilettante of the Cosmic Club should have come forth, at eleven o’clock of a morning, in such a state of comparative disreputability, argued an upheaval of mind little short of phenomenal.

scowledverbUS /skaʊld/

past form of “scowl” — frown with displeasure

From this reading He slumped heavily into a chair, and scowled at Average Jones’ well-littered desk, whereon he had just tossed a sheet of paper.

sheetnounUS /ʃiːt/

any broad thin expanse or surface

From this reading He slumped heavily into a chair, and scowled at Average Jones’ well-littered desk, whereon he had just tossed a sheet of paper.

shortadjectiveUS /ʃɔːrt/

primarily temporal sense; indicating or being or seeming to be limited in duration

From this reading That the elegant and flawless dilettante of the Cosmic Club should have come forth, at eleven o’clock of a morning, in such a state of comparative disreputability, argued an upheaval of mind little short of phenomenal.

shouldmodal verbUS /ʃʊd/

used to say what is right, expected, or advisable

From this reading That the elegant and flawless dilettante of the Cosmic Club should have come forth, at eleven o’clock of a morning, in such a state of comparative disreputability, argued an upheaval of mind little short of phenomenal.

slumpedverbUS /slʌmpt/

past form of “slump” — assume a drooping posture or carriage

From this reading He slumped heavily into a chair, and scowled at Average Jones’ well-littered desk, whereon he had just tossed a sheet of paper.

statenounUS /steɪt/

the territory occupied by one of the constituent administrative districts of a nation

From this reading That the elegant and flawless dilettante of the Cosmic Club should have come forth, at eleven o’clock of a morning, in such a state of comparative disreputability, argued an upheaval of mind little short of phenomenal.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading That the elegant and flawless dilettante of the Cosmic Club should have come forth, at eleven o’clock of a morning, in such a state of comparative disreputability, argued an upheaval of mind little short of phenomenal.

tendencynounUS /ˈtendənsi/

an attitude of mind especially one that favors one alternative over others

From this reading His trousers evinced a distinct tendency to bag at the knees, and his coat was undeniably wrinkled.

ThatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading That the elegant and flawless dilettante of the Cosmic Club should have come forth, at eleven o’clock of a morning, in such a state of comparative disreputability, argued an upheaval of mind little short of phenomenal.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading “The thing is a fake,” declared Bertram.

thingnounUS /θɪŋ/

a special situation

From this reading “The thing is a fake,” declared Bertram.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading His trousers evinced a distinct tendency to bag at the knees, and his coat was undeniably wrinkled.

tossedverbUS /tɔːst/

past form of “toss” — throw or toss with a light motion

From this reading He slumped heavily into a chair, and scowled at Average Jones’ well-littered desk, whereon he had just tossed a sheet of paper.

tousledadjective

in disarray; extremely disorderly

From this reading His usually impeccable hair was tousled.

trousersnounUS /ˈtraʊzərz/

(usually in the plural) a garment extending from the waist to the knee or ankle, covering each leg separately

From this reading His trousers evinced a distinct tendency to bag at the knees, and his coat was undeniably wrinkled.

undeniablyadverbUS /ˌʌndɪˈnaɪəbli/

to an undeniable degree or in an undeniable manner

From this reading His trousers evinced a distinct tendency to bag at the knees, and his coat was undeniably wrinkled.

upheavalnounUS /əpˈhiːvəl/

a state of violent disturbance and disorder (as in politics or social conditions generally)

From this reading That the elegant and flawless dilettante of the Cosmic Club should have come forth, at eleven o’clock of a morning, in such a state of comparative disreputability, argued an upheaval of mind little short of phenomenal.

usuallyadverbUS /ˈjuːʒəwəli/

under normal conditions

From this reading His usually impeccable hair was tousled.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading His usually impeccable hair was tousled.

well-littered

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading He slumped heavily into a chair, and scowled at Average Jones’ well-littered desk, whereon he had just tossed a sheet of paper.

whereon

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading He slumped heavily into a chair, and scowled at Average Jones’ well-littered desk, whereon he had just tossed a sheet of paper.

wrinkledadjectiveUS /ˈrɪŋkəld/

marked by wrinkles

From this reading His trousers evinced a distinct tendency to bag at the knees, and his coat was undeniably wrinkled.

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