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Average Jones

Chapter VIII · Chapter 8

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In the Cosmic Club Mr. Algernon Spofford was a figure of distinction.
Amidst the varied, curious, eccentric, brilliant, and even slightly unbalanced minds which made the organization unique, his was the only wholly stolid and stupid one.
Club tradition declared that he had been admitted solely for the beneficent purpose of keeping the more egotistic members in a permanent and pleasing glow of superiority.
He was very rich, but otherwise quite harmless.
In an access of unappreciated cynicism, Average Jones had once suggested to him, as a device for his newly acquired coat-of-arms, Rocks et Praeterea Nihil.”
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Average Jones

Chapter VIII · Chapter 8

Chapter 8 of Average Jones is here in full — 543 sentences across 109 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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In the Cosmic Club Mr. Algernon Spofford was a figure of distinction.
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Amidst the varied, curious, eccentric, brilliant, and even slightly unbalanced minds which made the organization unique, his was the only wholly stolid and stupid one.
/əˈmɪdst ðə ˈverid ˈkjʊriəs ɪkˈsentrɪk ˈbrɪljənt ənd ˈiːvɪn ˈslaɪtli ənˈbælənst maɪndz wɪtʃ meɪd ðə ˌɔːrɡənəˈzeɪʃən juːˈniːk hɪz wɑːz ðə ˈoʊnli ˈhoʊli ˈstɑːləd ənd ˈstuːpəd wʌn/
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Club tradition declared that he had been admitted solely for the beneficent purpose of keeping the more egotistic members in a permanent and pleasing glow of superiority.
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He was very rich, but otherwise quite harmless.
/hiː wɑːz ˈveri rɪtʃ bʌt ˈʌðərwaɪz kwaɪt ˈhɑːrmləs/
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In an access of unappreciated cynicism, Average Jones had once suggested to him, as a device for his newly acquired coat-of-arms, “Rocks et Praeterea Nihil.”

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beneficent adjective US /ˌbenəˈfɪʃənt/

doing or producing good

From this reading “Club tradition declared that he had been admitted solely for the beneficent purpose of keeping the more egotistic members in a permanent and pleasing glow of superiority.”

Cosmic adjective US /ˈkɑːzmɪk/

of or from or pertaining to or characteristic of the cosmos or universe

From this reading “In the Cosmic Club Mr. Algernon Spofford was a figure of distinction.”

cynicism noun US /ˈsɪnɪsɪzəm/

a cynical feeling of distrust

From this reading “In an access of unappreciated cynicism, Average Jones had once suggested to him, as a device for his newly acquired coat-of-arms, “Rocks et Praeterea Nihil.””

eccentric adjective US /ɪkˈsentrɪk/

conspicuously or grossly unconventional or unusual

From this reading “Amidst the varied, curious, eccentric, brilliant, and even slightly unbalanced minds which made the organization unique, his was the only wholly stolid and stupid one.”

stolid adjective US /ˈstɑːləd/

having or revealing little emotion or sensibility; not easily aroused or excited

From this reading “Amidst the varied, curious, eccentric, brilliant, and even slightly unbalanced minds which made the organization unique, his was the only wholly stolid and stupid one.”

unappreciated adjective US /ˌʌnəˈpriːʃieɪtɪd/

not likely to be rewarded

From this reading “In an access of unappreciated cynicism, Average Jones had once suggested to him, as a device for his newly acquired coat-of-arms, “Rocks et Praeterea Nihil.””

unbalanced adjective US /ənˈbælənst/

being or thrown out of equilibrium

From this reading “Amidst the varied, curious, eccentric, brilliant, and even slightly unbalanced minds which made the organization unique, his was the only wholly stolid and stupid one.”

unique adjective US /juːˈniːk/

radically distinctive and without equal

From this reading “Amidst the varied, curious, eccentric, brilliant, and even slightly unbalanced minds which made the organization unique, his was the only wholly stolid and stupid one.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading In the Cosmic Club Mr. Algernon Spofford was a figure of distinction.

accessnounUS /ˈækses/

the right to enter

From this reading In an access of unappreciated cynicism, Average Jones had once suggested to him, as a device for his newly acquired coat-of-arms, “Rocks et Praeterea Nihil.”

acquiredadjectiveUS /əˈkwaɪərd/

gotten through environmental forces

From this reading In an access of unappreciated cynicism, Average Jones had once suggested to him, as a device for his newly acquired coat-of-arms, “Rocks et Praeterea Nihil.”

admittedverbUS /ədˈmɪtɪd/

inflected form of “admit” — declare to be true or admit the existence or reality or truth of

From this reading Club tradition declared that he had been admitted solely for the beneficent purpose of keeping the more egotistic members in a permanent and pleasing glow of superiority.

Algernon

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From this reading In the Cosmic Club Mr. Algernon Spofford was a figure of distinction.

AmidstprepositionUS /əˈmɪdst/

in the middle of; surrounded by

From this reading Amidst the varied, curious, eccentric, brilliant, and even slightly unbalanced minds which made the organization unique, his was the only wholly stolid and stupid one.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading In an access of unappreciated cynicism, Average Jones had once suggested to him, as a device for his newly acquired coat-of-arms, “Rocks et Praeterea Nihil.”

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Amidst the varied, curious, eccentric, brilliant, and even slightly unbalanced minds which made the organization unique, his was the only wholly stolid and stupid one.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading In an access of unappreciated cynicism, Average Jones had once suggested to him, as a device for his newly acquired coat-of-arms, “Rocks et Praeterea Nihil.”

AverageadjectiveUS /ˈævərɪdʒ/

approximating the statistical norm or average or expected value

From this reading In an access of unappreciated cynicism, Average Jones had once suggested to him, as a device for his newly acquired coat-of-arms, “Rocks et Praeterea Nihil.”

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading Club tradition declared that he had been admitted solely for the beneficent purpose of keeping the more egotistic members in a permanent and pleasing glow of superiority.

beneficentadjectiveUS /ˌbenəˈfɪʃənt/

doing or producing good

From this reading Club tradition declared that he had been admitted solely for the beneficent purpose of keeping the more egotistic members in a permanent and pleasing glow of superiority.

brilliantadjectiveUS /ˈbrɪljənt/

of surpassing excellence

From this reading Amidst the varied, curious, eccentric, brilliant, and even slightly unbalanced minds which made the organization unique, his was the only wholly stolid and stupid one.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading He was very rich, but otherwise quite harmless.

ClubnounUS /klʌb/

a team of professional baseball players who play and travel together

From this reading In the Cosmic Club Mr. Algernon Spofford was a figure of distinction.

coat-of-arms

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From this reading In an access of unappreciated cynicism, Average Jones had once suggested to him, as a device for his newly acquired coat-of-arms, “Rocks et Praeterea Nihil.”

CosmicadjectiveUS /ˈkɑːzmɪk/

of or from or pertaining to or characteristic of the cosmos or universe

From this reading In the Cosmic Club Mr. Algernon Spofford was a figure of distinction.

curiousadjectiveUS /ˈkjʊriəs/

beyond or deviating from the usual or expected

From this reading Amidst the varied, curious, eccentric, brilliant, and even slightly unbalanced minds which made the organization unique, his was the only wholly stolid and stupid one.

cynicismnounUS /ˈsɪnɪsɪzəm/

a cynical feeling of distrust

From this reading In an access of unappreciated cynicism, Average Jones had once suggested to him, as a device for his newly acquired coat-of-arms, “Rocks et Praeterea Nihil.”

declaredadjectiveUS /dɪˈklerd/

made known or openly avowed

From this reading Club tradition declared that he had been admitted solely for the beneficent purpose of keeping the more egotistic members in a permanent and pleasing glow of superiority.

devicenounUS /dɪˈvaɪs/

an instrumentality invented for a particular purpose

From this reading In an access of unappreciated cynicism, Average Jones had once suggested to him, as a device for his newly acquired coat-of-arms, “Rocks et Praeterea Nihil.”

distinctionnounUS /dɪˈstɪŋkʃən/

a discrimination between things as different and distinct on the basis of their characteristics or attributes

From this reading In the Cosmic Club Mr. Algernon Spofford was a figure of distinction.

eccentricadjectiveUS /ɪkˈsentrɪk/

conspicuously or grossly unconventional or unusual

From this reading Amidst the varied, curious, eccentric, brilliant, and even slightly unbalanced minds which made the organization unique, his was the only wholly stolid and stupid one.

egotisticadjective

characteristic of those having an inflated idea of their own importance

From this reading Club tradition declared that he had been admitted solely for the beneficent purpose of keeping the more egotistic members in a permanent and pleasing glow of superiority.

et

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From this reading In an access of unappreciated cynicism, Average Jones had once suggested to him, as a device for his newly acquired coat-of-arms, “Rocks et Praeterea Nihil.”

evenadjectiveUS /ˈiːvɪn/

divisible by two

From this reading Amidst the varied, curious, eccentric, brilliant, and even slightly unbalanced minds which made the organization unique, his was the only wholly stolid and stupid one.

figurenounUS /ˈfɪɡjər/

a diagram or picture illustrating textual material

From this reading In the Cosmic Club Mr. Algernon Spofford was a figure of distinction.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Club tradition declared that he had been admitted solely for the beneficent purpose of keeping the more egotistic members in a permanent and pleasing glow of superiority.

glownounUS /ɡloʊ/

an alert and refreshed state

From this reading Club tradition declared that he had been admitted solely for the beneficent purpose of keeping the more egotistic members in a permanent and pleasing glow of superiority.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading Club tradition declared that he had been admitted solely for the beneficent purpose of keeping the more egotistic members in a permanent and pleasing glow of superiority.

harmlessadjectiveUS /ˈhɑːrmləs/

not causing or capable of causing harm

From this reading He was very rich, but otherwise quite harmless.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Club tradition declared that he had been admitted solely for the beneficent purpose of keeping the more egotistic members in a permanent and pleasing glow of superiority.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading In an access of unappreciated cynicism, Average Jones had once suggested to him, as a device for his newly acquired coat-of-arms, “Rocks et Praeterea Nihil.”

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading Amidst the varied, curious, eccentric, brilliant, and even slightly unbalanced minds which made the organization unique, his was the only wholly stolid and stupid one.

InprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading In the Cosmic Club Mr. Algernon Spofford was a figure of distinction.

JonesnounUS /dʒoʊnz/

United States labor leader (born in Ireland) who helped to found the Industrial Workers of the World (1830-1930)

From this reading In an access of unappreciated cynicism, Average Jones had once suggested to him, as a device for his newly acquired coat-of-arms, “Rocks et Praeterea Nihil.”

keepingnounUS /ˈkiːpɪŋ/

conformity or harmony

From this reading Club tradition declared that he had been admitted solely for the beneficent purpose of keeping the more egotistic members in a permanent and pleasing glow of superiority.

madeadjectiveUS /meɪd/

produced by a manufacturing process

From this reading Amidst the varied, curious, eccentric, brilliant, and even slightly unbalanced minds which made the organization unique, his was the only wholly stolid and stupid one.

membersnounUS /ˈmembərz/

plural of “member” — one of the persons who compose a social group (especially individuals who have joined and participate in a group organization)

From this reading Club tradition declared that he had been admitted solely for the beneficent purpose of keeping the more egotistic members in a permanent and pleasing glow of superiority.

mindsnounUS /maɪndz/

plural of “mind” — that which is responsible for one's thoughts, feelings, and conscious brain functions; the seat of the faculty of reason

From this reading Amidst the varied, curious, eccentric, brilliant, and even slightly unbalanced minds which made the organization unique, his was the only wholly stolid and stupid one.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading Club tradition declared that he had been admitted solely for the beneficent purpose of keeping the more egotistic members in a permanent and pleasing glow of superiority.

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading In the Cosmic Club Mr. Algernon Spofford was a figure of distinction.

newlyadverbUS /ˈnuːli/

very recently

From this reading In an access of unappreciated cynicism, Average Jones had once suggested to him, as a device for his newly acquired coat-of-arms, “Rocks et Praeterea Nihil.”

Nihilnoun

(Latin) nil; nothing (as used by a sheriff after an unsuccessful effort to serve a writ)

From this reading In an access of unappreciated cynicism, Average Jones had once suggested to him, as a device for his newly acquired coat-of-arms, “Rocks et Praeterea Nihil.”

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading In the Cosmic Club Mr. Algernon Spofford was a figure of distinction.

onceadverbUS /wʌns/

on one occasion

From this reading In an access of unappreciated cynicism, Average Jones had once suggested to him, as a device for his newly acquired coat-of-arms, “Rocks et Praeterea Nihil.”

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading Amidst the varied, curious, eccentric, brilliant, and even slightly unbalanced minds which made the organization unique, his was the only wholly stolid and stupid one.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading Amidst the varied, curious, eccentric, brilliant, and even slightly unbalanced minds which made the organization unique, his was the only wholly stolid and stupid one.

organizationnounUS /ˌɔːrɡənəˈzeɪʃən/

a group of people who work together

From this reading Amidst the varied, curious, eccentric, brilliant, and even slightly unbalanced minds which made the organization unique, his was the only wholly stolid and stupid one.

otherwiseadverbUS /ˈʌðərwaɪz/

in other respects or ways

From this reading He was very rich, but otherwise quite harmless.

permanentadjectiveUS /ˈpɜːrmənənt/

continuing or enduring without marked change in status or condition or place

From this reading Club tradition declared that he had been admitted solely for the beneficent purpose of keeping the more egotistic members in a permanent and pleasing glow of superiority.

pleasingadjectiveUS /ˈpliːzɪŋ/

giving pleasure and satisfaction

From this reading Club tradition declared that he had been admitted solely for the beneficent purpose of keeping the more egotistic members in a permanent and pleasing glow of superiority.

Praeterea

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading In an access of unappreciated cynicism, Average Jones had once suggested to him, as a device for his newly acquired coat-of-arms, “Rocks et Praeterea Nihil.”

purposenounUS /ˈpɜːrpəs/

an anticipated outcome that is intended or that guides your planned actions

From this reading Club tradition declared that he had been admitted solely for the beneficent purpose of keeping the more egotistic members in a permanent and pleasing glow of superiority.

quiteadverbUS /kwaɪt/

to a degree (not used with a negative)

From this reading He was very rich, but otherwise quite harmless.

richadjectiveUS /rɪtʃ/

possessing material wealth

From this reading He was very rich, but otherwise quite harmless.

RocksnounUS /rɑːks/

plural of “rock” — a lump or mass of hard consolidated mineral matter

From this reading In an access of unappreciated cynicism, Average Jones had once suggested to him, as a device for his newly acquired coat-of-arms, “Rocks et Praeterea Nihil.”

slightlyadverbUS /ˈslaɪtli/

to a small degree or extent

From this reading Amidst the varied, curious, eccentric, brilliant, and even slightly unbalanced minds which made the organization unique, his was the only wholly stolid and stupid one.

solelyadverbUS /ˈsoʊəli/

without any others being included or involved

From this reading Club tradition declared that he had been admitted solely for the beneficent purpose of keeping the more egotistic members in a permanent and pleasing glow of superiority.

Spofford

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading In the Cosmic Club Mr. Algernon Spofford was a figure of distinction.

stolidadjectiveUS /ˈstɑːləd/

having or revealing little emotion or sensibility; not easily aroused or excited

From this reading Amidst the varied, curious, eccentric, brilliant, and even slightly unbalanced minds which made the organization unique, his was the only wholly stolid and stupid one.

stupidadjectiveUS /ˈstuːpəd/

lacking or marked by lack of intellectual acuity

From this reading Amidst the varied, curious, eccentric, brilliant, and even slightly unbalanced minds which made the organization unique, his was the only wholly stolid and stupid one.

suggestedverbUS /səˈdʒestɪd/

past form of “suggest” — make a proposal, declare a plan for something

From this reading In an access of unappreciated cynicism, Average Jones had once suggested to him, as a device for his newly acquired coat-of-arms, “Rocks et Praeterea Nihil.”

superioritynounUS /ˌsuːpɪriˈɔːrɪti/

the quality of being superior

From this reading Club tradition declared that he had been admitted solely for the beneficent purpose of keeping the more egotistic members in a permanent and pleasing glow of superiority.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Club tradition declared that he had been admitted solely for the beneficent purpose of keeping the more egotistic members in a permanent and pleasing glow of superiority.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading In the Cosmic Club Mr. Algernon Spofford was a figure of distinction.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading In an access of unappreciated cynicism, Average Jones had once suggested to him, as a device for his newly acquired coat-of-arms, “Rocks et Praeterea Nihil.”

traditionnounUS /trəˈdɪʃən/

an inherited pattern of thought or action

From this reading Club tradition declared that he had been admitted solely for the beneficent purpose of keeping the more egotistic members in a permanent and pleasing glow of superiority.

unappreciatedadjectiveUS /ˌʌnəˈpriːʃieɪtɪd/

not likely to be rewarded

From this reading In an access of unappreciated cynicism, Average Jones had once suggested to him, as a device for his newly acquired coat-of-arms, “Rocks et Praeterea Nihil.”

unbalancedadjectiveUS /ənˈbælənst/

being or thrown out of equilibrium

From this reading Amidst the varied, curious, eccentric, brilliant, and even slightly unbalanced minds which made the organization unique, his was the only wholly stolid and stupid one.

uniqueadjectiveUS /juːˈniːk/

radically distinctive and without equal

From this reading Amidst the varied, curious, eccentric, brilliant, and even slightly unbalanced minds which made the organization unique, his was the only wholly stolid and stupid one.

variedadjectiveUS /ˈverid/

characterized by variety

From this reading Amidst the varied, curious, eccentric, brilliant, and even slightly unbalanced minds which made the organization unique, his was the only wholly stolid and stupid one.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading He was very rich, but otherwise quite harmless.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading In the Cosmic Club Mr. Algernon Spofford was a figure of distinction.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading Amidst the varied, curious, eccentric, brilliant, and even slightly unbalanced minds which made the organization unique, his was the only wholly stolid and stupid one.

whollyadverbUS /ˈhoʊli/

to a complete degree or to the full or entire extent (“whole” is often used informally for “wholly”)

From this reading Amidst the varied, curious, eccentric, brilliant, and even slightly unbalanced minds which made the organization unique, his was the only wholly stolid and stupid one.

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