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Bargain Basement

Chapter I

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_How could it give away such buys?
Very easy--by doing a business in pennies and a profit in billions!_ Jack Hanshaw was madder than a wet hen and his roommate, Ken Adaman, was enjoying his misfortune hugely.
"Not a blame thing!" snarled Jack, fiddling with the knobs of the television set.
"Not even static lines.
First they give me a set without a plug-in cord, and now this one's got a no-good picture tube."
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Bargain Basement

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Bargain Basement is here in full — 424 sentences across 85 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/84 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
_How could it give away such buys?
Line 2
Very easy--by doing a business in pennies and a profit in billions!_ Jack Hanshaw was madder than a wet hen and his roommate, Ken Adaman, was enjoying his misfortune hugely.
Line 3
"Not a blame thing!" snarled Jack, fiddling with the knobs of the television set.
/nɑːt ə bleɪm θɪŋ ˈsnɑːrəld dʒæk ˈfɪdlɪŋ wɪð ðə nɑːbz ʌv ðə ˈteləvɪʒən set/
Line 4
"Not even static lines.
/nɑːt ˈiːvɪn ˈstætɪk laɪnz/
Line 5
First they give me a set without a plug-in cord, and now this one's got a no-good picture tube."

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

billions noun US /ˈbɪljənz/

plural of “billion” — the number that is represented as a one followed by 12 zeros; in the United Kingdom the usage followed in the United States is frequently seen

From this reading “Very easy--by doing a business in pennies and a profit in billions!_ Jack Hanshaw was madder than a wet hen and his roommate, Ken Adaman, was enjoying his misfortune hugely.”

fiddling adjective US /ˈfɪdlɪŋ/

(informal) small and of little importance

From this reading “"Not a blame thing!" snarled Jack, fiddling with the knobs of the television set.”

knobs noun US /nɑːbz/

plural of “knob” — a circular rounded projection or protuberance

From this reading “"Not a blame thing!" snarled Jack, fiddling with the knobs of the television set.”

madder noun US /ˈmædər/

Eurasian herb having small yellow flowers and red roots formerly an important source of the dye alizarin

From this reading “Very easy--by doing a business in pennies and a profit in billions!_ Jack Hanshaw was madder than a wet hen and his roommate, Ken Adaman, was enjoying his misfortune hugely.”

no-good adjective US /ˈnoʊɡʊd/

without merit; of little or no value or use

From this reading “First they give me a set without a plug-in cord, and now this one's got a no-good picture tube."”

roommate noun US /ˈruːmeɪt/

an associate who shares a room with you

From this reading “Very easy--by doing a business in pennies and a profit in billions!_ Jack Hanshaw was madder than a wet hen and his roommate, Ken Adaman, was enjoying his misfortune hugely.”

static adjective US /ˈstætɪk/

not in physical motion

From this reading “"Not even static lines.”

television noun US /ˈteləvɪʒən/

broadcasting visual images of stationary or moving objects

From this reading “"Not a blame thing!" snarled Jack, fiddling with the knobs of the television set.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Very easy--by doing a business in pennies and a profit in billions!_ Jack Hanshaw was madder than a wet hen and his roommate, Ken Adaman, was enjoying his misfortune hugely.

Adaman

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Very easy--by doing a business in pennies and a profit in billions!_ Jack Hanshaw was madder than a wet hen and his roommate, Ken Adaman, was enjoying his misfortune hugely.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Very easy--by doing a business in pennies and a profit in billions!_ Jack Hanshaw was madder than a wet hen and his roommate, Ken Adaman, was enjoying his misfortune hugely.

awayadverbUS /əˈweɪ/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading _How could it give away such buys?

billionsnounUS /ˈbɪljənz/

plural of “billion” — the number that is represented as a one followed by 12 zeros; in the United Kingdom the usage followed in the United States is frequently seen

From this reading Very easy--by doing a business in pennies and a profit in billions!_ Jack Hanshaw was madder than a wet hen and his roommate, Ken Adaman, was enjoying his misfortune hugely.

blameverbUS /bleɪm/

put or pin the blame on

From this reading "Not a blame thing!" snarled Jack, fiddling with the knobs of the television set.

businessnounUS /ˈbɪznəs/

a commercial or industrial enterprise and the people who constitute it

From this reading Very easy--by doing a business in pennies and a profit in billions!_ Jack Hanshaw was madder than a wet hen and his roommate, Ken Adaman, was enjoying his misfortune hugely.

buysnounUS /baɪz/

plural of “buy” — an advantageous purchase

From this reading _How could it give away such buys?

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading Very easy--by doing a business in pennies and a profit in billions!_ Jack Hanshaw was madder than a wet hen and his roommate, Ken Adaman, was enjoying his misfortune hugely.

cordnounUS /kɔːrd/

a line made of twisted fibers or threads

From this reading First they give me a set without a plug-in cord, and now this one's got a no-good picture tube."

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading _How could it give away such buys?

doingverbUS /ˈduːɪŋ/

-ing form of “do” — engage in

From this reading Very easy--by doing a business in pennies and a profit in billions!_ Jack Hanshaw was madder than a wet hen and his roommate, Ken Adaman, was enjoying his misfortune hugely.

easyadjectiveUS /ˈiːzi/

posing no difficulty; requiring little effort

From this reading Very easy--by doing a business in pennies and a profit in billions!_ Jack Hanshaw was madder than a wet hen and his roommate, Ken Adaman, was enjoying his misfortune hugely.

enjoyingverbUS /ˌenˈdʒɔɪɪŋ/

-ing form of “enjoy” — derive or receive pleasure from; get enjoyment from; take pleasure in

From this reading Very easy--by doing a business in pennies and a profit in billions!_ Jack Hanshaw was madder than a wet hen and his roommate, Ken Adaman, was enjoying his misfortune hugely.

evenadjectiveUS /ˈiːvɪn/

divisible by two

From this reading "Not even static lines.

fiddlingadjectiveUS /ˈfɪdlɪŋ/

(informal) small and of little importance

From this reading "Not a blame thing!" snarled Jack, fiddling with the knobs of the television set.

FirstadjectiveUS /fɜːrst/

preceding all others in time or space or degree

From this reading First they give me a set without a plug-in cord, and now this one's got a no-good picture tube."

giveverbUS /ɡɪv/

cause to have, in the abstract sense or physical sense

From this reading _How could it give away such buys?

gotverbUS /ɡɑːt/

inflected form of “get” — come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading First they give me a set without a plug-in cord, and now this one's got a no-good picture tube."

Hanshaw

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Very easy--by doing a business in pennies and a profit in billions!_ Jack Hanshaw was madder than a wet hen and his roommate, Ken Adaman, was enjoying his misfortune hugely.

hennounUS /hen/

adult female chicken

From this reading Very easy--by doing a business in pennies and a profit in billions!_ Jack Hanshaw was madder than a wet hen and his roommate, Ken Adaman, was enjoying his misfortune hugely.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading Very easy--by doing a business in pennies and a profit in billions!_ Jack Hanshaw was madder than a wet hen and his roommate, Ken Adaman, was enjoying his misfortune hugely.

How

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _How could it give away such buys?

hugelyadverbUS /ˈhjuːdʒli/

extremely

From this reading Very easy--by doing a business in pennies and a profit in billions!_ Jack Hanshaw was madder than a wet hen and his roommate, Ken Adaman, was enjoying his misfortune hugely.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Very easy--by doing a business in pennies and a profit in billions!_ Jack Hanshaw was madder than a wet hen and his roommate, Ken Adaman, was enjoying his misfortune hugely.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading _How could it give away such buys?

JacknounUS /dʒæk/

a small worthless amount

From this reading Very easy--by doing a business in pennies and a profit in billions!_ Jack Hanshaw was madder than a wet hen and his roommate, Ken Adaman, was enjoying his misfortune hugely.

KennounUS /ken/

range of what one can know or understand

From this reading Very easy--by doing a business in pennies and a profit in billions!_ Jack Hanshaw was madder than a wet hen and his roommate, Ken Adaman, was enjoying his misfortune hugely.

knobsnounUS /nɑːbz/

plural of “knob” — a circular rounded projection or protuberance

From this reading "Not a blame thing!" snarled Jack, fiddling with the knobs of the television set.

linesnounUS /laɪnz/

plural of “line” — a formation of people or things one beside another

From this reading "Not even static lines.

maddernounUS /ˈmædər/

Eurasian herb having small yellow flowers and red roots formerly an important source of the dye alizarin

From this reading Very easy--by doing a business in pennies and a profit in billions!_ Jack Hanshaw was madder than a wet hen and his roommate, Ken Adaman, was enjoying his misfortune hugely.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading First they give me a set without a plug-in cord, and now this one's got a no-good picture tube."

misfortunenounUS /mɪˈsfɔːrtʃən/

unnecessary and unforeseen trouble resulting from an unfortunate event

From this reading Very easy--by doing a business in pennies and a profit in billions!_ Jack Hanshaw was madder than a wet hen and his roommate, Ken Adaman, was enjoying his misfortune hugely.

no-goodadjectiveUS /ˈnoʊɡʊd/

without merit; of little or no value or use

From this reading First they give me a set without a plug-in cord, and now this one's got a no-good picture tube."

NotadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading "Not a blame thing!" snarled Jack, fiddling with the knobs of the television set.

nowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading First they give me a set without a plug-in cord, and now this one's got a no-good picture tube."

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading "Not a blame thing!" snarled Jack, fiddling with the knobs of the television set.

one's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading First they give me a set without a plug-in cord, and now this one's got a no-good picture tube."

penniesnounUS /ˈpeniz/

plural of “penny” — a fractional monetary unit of Ireland and the United Kingdom; equal to one hundredth of a pound

From this reading Very easy--by doing a business in pennies and a profit in billions!_ Jack Hanshaw was madder than a wet hen and his roommate, Ken Adaman, was enjoying his misfortune hugely.

picturenounUS /ˈpɪktʃər/

a visual representation (of an object or scene or person or abstraction) produced on a surface

From this reading First they give me a set without a plug-in cord, and now this one's got a no-good picture tube."

plug-innoun

a software module that extends or enhances the capabilities of an existing application

From this reading First they give me a set without a plug-in cord, and now this one's got a no-good picture tube."

profitnounUS /ˈprɑːfət/

the excess of revenues over outlays in a given period of time (including depreciation and other non-cash expenses)

From this reading Very easy--by doing a business in pennies and a profit in billions!_ Jack Hanshaw was madder than a wet hen and his roommate, Ken Adaman, was enjoying his misfortune hugely.

roommatenounUS /ˈruːmeɪt/

an associate who shares a room with you

From this reading Very easy--by doing a business in pennies and a profit in billions!_ Jack Hanshaw was madder than a wet hen and his roommate, Ken Adaman, was enjoying his misfortune hugely.

setverbUS /set/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading "Not a blame thing!" snarled Jack, fiddling with the knobs of the television set.

snarledadjectiveUS /ˈsnɑːrəld/

tangled in knots or snarls

From this reading "Not a blame thing!" snarled Jack, fiddling with the knobs of the television set.

staticadjectiveUS /ˈstætɪk/

not in physical motion

From this reading "Not even static lines.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading _How could it give away such buys?

televisionnounUS /ˈteləvɪʒən/

broadcasting visual images of stationary or moving objects

From this reading "Not a blame thing!" snarled Jack, fiddling with the knobs of the television set.

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading Very easy--by doing a business in pennies and a profit in billions!_ Jack Hanshaw was madder than a wet hen and his roommate, Ken Adaman, was enjoying his misfortune hugely.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "Not a blame thing!" snarled Jack, fiddling with the knobs of the television set.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading First they give me a set without a plug-in cord, and now this one's got a no-good picture tube."

thingnounUS /θɪŋ/

a special situation

From this reading "Not a blame thing!" snarled Jack, fiddling with the knobs of the television set.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading First they give me a set without a plug-in cord, and now this one's got a no-good picture tube."

tubenounUS /tuːb/

conduit consisting of a long hollow object (usually cylindrical) used to hold and conduct objects or liquids or gases

From this reading First they give me a set without a plug-in cord, and now this one's got a no-good picture tube."

VeryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading Very easy--by doing a business in pennies and a profit in billions!_ Jack Hanshaw was madder than a wet hen and his roommate, Ken Adaman, was enjoying his misfortune hugely.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Very easy--by doing a business in pennies and a profit in billions!_ Jack Hanshaw was madder than a wet hen and his roommate, Ken Adaman, was enjoying his misfortune hugely.

wetadjectiveUS /wet/

covered or soaked with a liquid such as water

From this reading Very easy--by doing a business in pennies and a profit in billions!_ Jack Hanshaw was madder than a wet hen and his roommate, Ken Adaman, was enjoying his misfortune hugely.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading "Not a blame thing!" snarled Jack, fiddling with the knobs of the television set.

withoutprepositionUS /wɪˈθaʊt/

not having, not using, or not accompanied by

From this reading First they give me a set without a plug-in cord, and now this one's got a no-good picture tube."

Chapter 1 of Bargain Basement by Charles L. Fontenay holds 424 sentences, grouped into 85 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 1 holds 424 sentences of Bargain Basement, unabridged, divided into 85 reading sections.

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Easy--by
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Doing
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Business
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Pennies
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