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Behind the Beyond, and Other Contributions

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Behind the Beyond, and Other Contributions is here in full — 439 sentences across 88 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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And Other Contributions to Human Knowledge Author of "Nonsense Novels," "Literary ::: Lapses," "Sunshine Sketches," Etc.
::: New York: John Lane Company London: John Lane, The Bodley Head Toronto: Bell & Cockburn.
Mcmxiii THE curtain rises, disclosing the ushers of the theater still moving up and down the aisles.
Cries of "Program!"
"Program!" are heard.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Behind the Beyond, and Other Contributions

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Behind the Beyond, and Other Contributions is here in full — 439 sentences across 88 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/87 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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And Other Contributions to Human Knowledge Author of "Nonsense Novels," "Literary ::: Lapses," "Sunshine Sketches," Etc.
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::: New York: John Lane Company London: John Lane, The Bodley Head Toronto: Bell & Cockburn.
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Mcmxiii THE curtain rises, disclosing the ushers of the theater still moving up and down the aisles.
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Cries of "Program!"
/kraɪz ʌv ˈproʊɡræm/
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"Program!" are heard.
/ˈproʊɡræm ɑːr hɜːrd/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

aisles noun US /aɪlz/

plural of “aisle” — a long narrow passage (as in a cave or woods)

From this reading “Mcmxiii THE curtain rises, disclosing the ushers of the theater still moving up and down the aisles.”

Contributions noun US /ˌkɑːntrəˈbjuːʃənz/

plural of “contribution” — the effort contributed by a person in bringing about a result

From this reading “And Other Contributions to Human Knowledge Author of "Nonsense Novels," "Literary ::: Lapses," "Sunshine Sketches," Etc.”

disclosing verb US /dɪˈskloʊzɪŋ/

-ing form of “disclose” — make known to the public information that was previously known only to a few people or that was meant to be kept a secret

From this reading “Mcmxiii THE curtain rises, disclosing the ushers of the theater still moving up and down the aisles.”

Lapses noun US /ˈlæpsɪz/

plural of “lapse” — a mistake resulting from inattention

From this reading “And Other Contributions to Human Knowledge Author of "Nonsense Novels," "Literary ::: Lapses," "Sunshine Sketches," Etc.”

Program noun US /ˈproʊɡræm/

a series of steps to be carried out or goals to be accomplished

From this reading “Cries of "Program!"”

theater noun US /ˈθiːətər/

a building where theatrical performances or motion-picture shows can be presented

From this reading “Mcmxiii THE curtain rises, disclosing the ushers of the theater still moving up and down the aisles.”

Toronto noun US /tərˈɑːntoʊ/

the provincial capital and largest city in Ontario (and the largest city in Canada)

From this reading “::: New York: John Lane Company London: John Lane, The Bodley Head Toronto: Bell & Cockburn.”

ushers noun US /ˈʌʃərz/

plural of “usher” — Irish prelate who deduced from the Bible that Creation occurred in the year 4004 BC (1581-1656)

From this reading “Mcmxiii THE curtain rises, disclosing the ushers of the theater still moving up and down the aisles.”

All words in this reading · 42

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

aislesnounUS /aɪlz/

plural of “aisle” — a long narrow passage (as in a cave or woods)

From this reading Mcmxiii THE curtain rises, disclosing the ushers of the theater still moving up and down the aisles.

AndconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading And Other Contributions to Human Knowledge Author of "Nonsense Novels," "Literary ::: Lapses," "Sunshine Sketches," Etc.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading "Program!" are heard.

AuthornounUS /ˈɔːθər/

writes (books or stories or articles or the like) professionally (for pay)

From this reading And Other Contributions to Human Knowledge Author of "Nonsense Novels," "Literary ::: Lapses," "Sunshine Sketches," Etc.

BellnounUS /bel/

a hollow device made of metal that makes a ringing sound when struck

From this reading ::: New York: John Lane Company London: John Lane, The Bodley Head Toronto: Bell & Cockburn.

Bodley

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading ::: New York: John Lane Company London: John Lane, The Bodley Head Toronto: Bell & Cockburn.

Cockburn

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading ::: New York: John Lane Company London: John Lane, The Bodley Head Toronto: Bell & Cockburn.

CompanynounUS /ˈkʌmpəniː/

an institution created to conduct business

From this reading ::: New York: John Lane Company London: John Lane, The Bodley Head Toronto: Bell & Cockburn.

ContributionsnounUS /ˌkɑːntrəˈbjuːʃənz/

plural of “contribution” — the effort contributed by a person in bringing about a result

From this reading And Other Contributions to Human Knowledge Author of "Nonsense Novels," "Literary ::: Lapses," "Sunshine Sketches," Etc.

CriesnounUS /kraɪz/

plural of “cry” — a loud utterance; often in protest or opposition

From this reading Cries of "Program!"

curtainnounUS /ˈkɜːrtən/

hanging cloth used as a blind (especially for a window)

From this reading Mcmxiii THE curtain rises, disclosing the ushers of the theater still moving up and down the aisles.

disclosingverbUS /dɪˈskloʊzɪŋ/

-ing form of “disclose” — make known to the public information that was previously known only to a few people or that was meant to be kept a secret

From this reading Mcmxiii THE curtain rises, disclosing the ushers of the theater still moving up and down the aisles.

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading Mcmxiii THE curtain rises, disclosing the ushers of the theater still moving up and down the aisles.

Etc

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading And Other Contributions to Human Knowledge Author of "Nonsense Novels," "Literary ::: Lapses," "Sunshine Sketches," Etc.

HeadnounUS /hed/

the upper part of the human body or the front part of the body in animals; contains the face and brains

From this reading ::: New York: John Lane Company London: John Lane, The Bodley Head Toronto: Bell & Cockburn.

heardadjectiveUS /hɜːrd/

detected or perceived by the sense of hearing

From this reading "Program!" are heard.

HumanadjectiveUS /ˈhjuːmən/

characteristic of humanity

From this reading And Other Contributions to Human Knowledge Author of "Nonsense Novels," "Literary ::: Lapses," "Sunshine Sketches," Etc.

JohnnounUS /dʒɑːn/

a room or building equipped with one or more toilets

From this reading ::: New York: John Lane Company London: John Lane, The Bodley Head Toronto: Bell & Cockburn.

KnowledgenounUS /ˈnɑːlədʒ/

the psychological result of perception and learning and reasoning

From this reading And Other Contributions to Human Knowledge Author of "Nonsense Novels," "Literary ::: Lapses," "Sunshine Sketches," Etc.

LanenounUS /leɪn/

a narrow way or road

From this reading ::: New York: John Lane Company London: John Lane, The Bodley Head Toronto: Bell & Cockburn.

LapsesnounUS /ˈlæpsɪz/

plural of “lapse” — a mistake resulting from inattention

From this reading And Other Contributions to Human Knowledge Author of "Nonsense Novels," "Literary ::: Lapses," "Sunshine Sketches," Etc.

LiteraryadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəreri/

of or relating to or characteristic of literature

From this reading And Other Contributions to Human Knowledge Author of "Nonsense Novels," "Literary ::: Lapses," "Sunshine Sketches," Etc.

LondonnounUS /ˈlʌndən/

the capital and largest city of England; located on the Thames in southeastern England; financial and industrial and cultural center

From this reading ::: New York: John Lane Company London: John Lane, The Bodley Head Toronto: Bell & Cockburn.

Mcmxiii

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Mcmxiii THE curtain rises, disclosing the ushers of the theater still moving up and down the aisles.

movingadjectiveUS /ˈmuːvɪŋ/

in motion

From this reading Mcmxiii THE curtain rises, disclosing the ushers of the theater still moving up and down the aisles.

NewadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading ::: New York: John Lane Company London: John Lane, The Bodley Head Toronto: Bell & Cockburn.

NonsensenounUS /ˈnɑːnsens/

a message that seems to convey no meaning

From this reading And Other Contributions to Human Knowledge Author of "Nonsense Novels," "Literary ::: Lapses," "Sunshine Sketches," Etc.

NovelsnounUS /ˈnɑːvəlz/

plural of “novel” — an extended fictional work in prose; usually in the form of a story

From this reading And Other Contributions to Human Knowledge Author of "Nonsense Novels," "Literary ::: Lapses," "Sunshine Sketches," Etc.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading And Other Contributions to Human Knowledge Author of "Nonsense Novels," "Literary ::: Lapses," "Sunshine Sketches," Etc.

OtheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading And Other Contributions to Human Knowledge Author of "Nonsense Novels," "Literary ::: Lapses," "Sunshine Sketches," Etc.

ProgramnounUS /ˈproʊɡræm/

a series of steps to be carried out or goals to be accomplished

From this reading Cries of "Program!"

risesnounUS /ˈraɪzəz/

plural of “rise” — a growth in strength or number or importance

From this reading Mcmxiii THE curtain rises, disclosing the ushers of the theater still moving up and down the aisles.

SketchesnounUS /ˈsketʃəz/

plural of “sketch” — preliminary drawing for later elaboration

From this reading And Other Contributions to Human Knowledge Author of "Nonsense Novels," "Literary ::: Lapses," "Sunshine Sketches," Etc.

stilladjectiveUS /stɪl/

not in physical motion

From this reading Mcmxiii THE curtain rises, disclosing the ushers of the theater still moving up and down the aisles.

SunshinenounUS /ˈsʌnʃaɪn/

the rays of the sun

From this reading And Other Contributions to Human Knowledge Author of "Nonsense Novels," "Literary ::: Lapses," "Sunshine Sketches," Etc.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading ::: New York: John Lane Company London: John Lane, The Bodley Head Toronto: Bell & Cockburn.

theaternounUS /ˈθiːətər/

a building where theatrical performances or motion-picture shows can be presented

From this reading Mcmxiii THE curtain rises, disclosing the ushers of the theater still moving up and down the aisles.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading And Other Contributions to Human Knowledge Author of "Nonsense Novels," "Literary ::: Lapses," "Sunshine Sketches," Etc.

TorontonounUS /tərˈɑːntoʊ/

the provincial capital and largest city in Ontario (and the largest city in Canada)

From this reading ::: New York: John Lane Company London: John Lane, The Bodley Head Toronto: Bell & Cockburn.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading Mcmxiii THE curtain rises, disclosing the ushers of the theater still moving up and down the aisles.

ushersnounUS /ˈʌʃərz/

plural of “usher” — Irish prelate who deduced from the Bible that Creation occurred in the year 4004 BC (1581-1656)

From this reading Mcmxiii THE curtain rises, disclosing the ushers of the theater still moving up and down the aisles.

YorknounUS /jɔːrk/

the English royal house (a branch of the Plantagenet line) that reigned from 1461 to 1485; its emblem was a white rose

From this reading ::: New York: John Lane Company London: John Lane, The Bodley Head Toronto: Bell & Cockburn.

Chapter 1 of Behind the Beyond, and Other Contributions by Stephen Leacock holds 439 sentences, grouped into 88 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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