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Behind the Beyond, and Other Contributions

Chapter III · Chapter 3

Chapter 3 of Behind the Beyond, and Other Contributions is here in full — 427 sentences across 86 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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After that a gas tank and a pump were placed beside me and a set of rubber tubes fastened tight over my mouth and nose.
Even those who have never taken gas can realize how ridiculously simple this is.
Then they began pumping in gas.
The sensation of this part of it I cannot, unfortunately, recall.
It happened that just as they began to administer the gas, I fell asleep.
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Behind the Beyond, and Other Contributions

Chapter III · Chapter 3

Chapter 3 of Behind the Beyond, and Other Contributions is here in full — 427 sentences across 86 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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After that a gas tank and a pump were placed beside me and a set of rubber tubes fastened tight over my mouth and nose.
/ˈæftər ðæt ə ɡæs tæŋk ənd ə pʌmp wɜːr pleɪst bɪˈsaɪd miː ənd ə set ʌv ˈrʌbər tuːbz ˈfæsənd taɪt ˈoʊvər maɪ maʊθ ənd noʊz/
Line 2
Even those who have never taken gas can realize how ridiculously simple this is.
Line 3
Then they began pumping in gas.
/ðen ðeɪ bɪˈɡæn ˈpʌmpɪŋ ɪn ɡæs/
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The sensation of this part of it I cannot, unfortunately, recall.
Line 5
It happened that just as they began to administer the gas, I fell asleep.
/ɪt ˈhæpənd ðæt dʒʌst æz ðeɪ bɪˈɡæn tuː ədˈmɪnəstər ðə ɡæs aɪ fel əˈsliːp/

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Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

administer verb US /ədˈmɪnəstər/

work in an administrative capacity; supervise or be in charge of

From this reading “It happened that just as they began to administer the gas, I fell asleep.”

gas noun US /ɡæs/

the state of matter distinguished from the solid and liquid states by: relatively low density and viscosity

From this reading “After that a gas tank and a pump were placed beside me and a set of rubber tubes fastened tight over my mouth and nose.”

pump verb US /pʌmp/

operate like a pump; move up and down, like a handle or a pedal

From this reading “After that a gas tank and a pump were placed beside me and a set of rubber tubes fastened tight over my mouth and nose.”

pumping verb US /ˈpʌmpɪŋ/

-ing form of “pump” — operate like a pump; move up and down, like a handle or a pedal

From this reading “Then they began pumping in gas.”

ridiculously adverb US /rəˈdɪkjələsli/

so as to arouse or deserve laughter

From this reading “Even those who have never taken gas can realize how ridiculously simple this is.”

rubber noun US /ˈrʌbər/

an elastic material obtained from the latex sap of trees (especially trees of the genera Hevea and Ficus) that can be vulcanized and finished into a variety of products

From this reading “After that a gas tank and a pump were placed beside me and a set of rubber tubes fastened tight over my mouth and nose.”

tank noun US /tæŋk/

an enclosed armored military vehicle; has a cannon and moves on caterpillar treads

From this reading “After that a gas tank and a pump were placed beside me and a set of rubber tubes fastened tight over my mouth and nose.”

tubes noun US /tuːbz/

plural of “tube” — conduit consisting of a long hollow object (usually cylindrical) used to hold and conduct objects or liquids or gases

From this reading “After that a gas tank and a pump were placed beside me and a set of rubber tubes fastened tight over my mouth and nose.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading After that a gas tank and a pump were placed beside me and a set of rubber tubes fastened tight over my mouth and nose.

administerverbUS /ədˈmɪnəstər/

work in an administrative capacity; supervise or be in charge of

From this reading It happened that just as they began to administer the gas, I fell asleep.

AfterprepositionUS /ˈæftər/

later than; following

From this reading After that a gas tank and a pump were placed beside me and a set of rubber tubes fastened tight over my mouth and nose.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading After that a gas tank and a pump were placed beside me and a set of rubber tubes fastened tight over my mouth and nose.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading It happened that just as they began to administer the gas, I fell asleep.

asleepadjectiveUS /əˈsliːp/

in a state of sleep

From this reading It happened that just as they began to administer the gas, I fell asleep.

beganverbUS /bɪˈɡæn/

inflected form of “begin” — take the first step or steps in carrying out an action

From this reading Then they began pumping in gas.

besideprepositionUS /bɪˈsaɪd/

next to; at the side of

From this reading After that a gas tank and a pump were placed beside me and a set of rubber tubes fastened tight over my mouth and nose.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading Even those who have never taken gas can realize how ridiculously simple this is.

cannot

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The sensation of this part of it I cannot, unfortunately, recall.

EvenadjectiveUS /ˈiːvɪn/

divisible by two

From this reading Even those who have never taken gas can realize how ridiculously simple this is.

fastenedadjectiveUS /ˈfæsənd/

firmly closed or secured

From this reading After that a gas tank and a pump were placed beside me and a set of rubber tubes fastened tight over my mouth and nose.

fellverbUS /fel/

cause to fall by or as if by delivering a blow

From this reading It happened that just as they began to administer the gas, I fell asleep.

gasnounUS /ɡæs/

the state of matter distinguished from the solid and liquid states by: relatively low density and viscosity

From this reading After that a gas tank and a pump were placed beside me and a set of rubber tubes fastened tight over my mouth and nose.

happenedverbUS /ˈhæpənd/

past form of “happen” — come to pass

From this reading It happened that just as they began to administer the gas, I fell asleep.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading Even those who have never taken gas can realize how ridiculously simple this is.

how

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Even those who have never taken gas can realize how ridiculously simple this is.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading The sensation of this part of it I cannot, unfortunately, recall.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Then they began pumping in gas.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Even those who have never taken gas can realize how ridiculously simple this is.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading The sensation of this part of it I cannot, unfortunately, recall.

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading It happened that just as they began to administer the gas, I fell asleep.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading After that a gas tank and a pump were placed beside me and a set of rubber tubes fastened tight over my mouth and nose.

mouthnounUS /maʊθ/

the opening through which food is taken in and vocalizations emerge

From this reading After that a gas tank and a pump were placed beside me and a set of rubber tubes fastened tight over my mouth and nose.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading After that a gas tank and a pump were placed beside me and a set of rubber tubes fastened tight over my mouth and nose.

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading Even those who have never taken gas can realize how ridiculously simple this is.

nosenounUS /noʊz/

the organ of smell and entrance to the respiratory tract; the prominent part of the face of man or other mammals

From this reading After that a gas tank and a pump were placed beside me and a set of rubber tubes fastened tight over my mouth and nose.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading After that a gas tank and a pump were placed beside me and a set of rubber tubes fastened tight over my mouth and nose.

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading After that a gas tank and a pump were placed beside me and a set of rubber tubes fastened tight over my mouth and nose.

partnounUS /pɑːrt/

something determined in relation to something that includes it

From this reading The sensation of this part of it I cannot, unfortunately, recall.

placedadjectiveUS /pleɪst/

situated in a particular spot or position

From this reading After that a gas tank and a pump were placed beside me and a set of rubber tubes fastened tight over my mouth and nose.

pumpverbUS /pʌmp/

operate like a pump; move up and down, like a handle or a pedal

From this reading After that a gas tank and a pump were placed beside me and a set of rubber tubes fastened tight over my mouth and nose.

pumpingverbUS /ˈpʌmpɪŋ/

-ing form of “pump” — operate like a pump; move up and down, like a handle or a pedal

From this reading Then they began pumping in gas.

realizeverbUS /ˈriːəlaɪz/

be fully aware or cognizant of

From this reading Even those who have never taken gas can realize how ridiculously simple this is.

recallverbUS /ˈriːkɔːl/

recall knowledge from memory; have a recollection

From this reading The sensation of this part of it I cannot, unfortunately, recall.

ridiculouslyadverbUS /rəˈdɪkjələsli/

so as to arouse or deserve laughter

From this reading Even those who have never taken gas can realize how ridiculously simple this is.

rubbernounUS /ˈrʌbər/

an elastic material obtained from the latex sap of trees (especially trees of the genera Hevea and Ficus) that can be vulcanized and finished into a variety of products

From this reading After that a gas tank and a pump were placed beside me and a set of rubber tubes fastened tight over my mouth and nose.

sensationnounUS /senˈseɪʃən/

an unelaborated elementary awareness of stimulation

From this reading The sensation of this part of it I cannot, unfortunately, recall.

setverbUS /set/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading After that a gas tank and a pump were placed beside me and a set of rubber tubes fastened tight over my mouth and nose.

simpleadjectiveUS /ˈsɪmpəl/

having few parts; not complex or complicated or involved

From this reading Even those who have never taken gas can realize how ridiculously simple this is.

takenadjectiveUS /ˈteɪkən/

understood in a certain way; made sense of

From this reading Even those who have never taken gas can realize how ridiculously simple this is.

tanknounUS /tæŋk/

an enclosed armored military vehicle; has a cannon and moves on caterpillar treads

From this reading After that a gas tank and a pump were placed beside me and a set of rubber tubes fastened tight over my mouth and nose.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading After that a gas tank and a pump were placed beside me and a set of rubber tubes fastened tight over my mouth and nose.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The sensation of this part of it I cannot, unfortunately, recall.

ThenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading Then they began pumping in gas.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Then they began pumping in gas.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading Even those who have never taken gas can realize how ridiculously simple this is.

thosedeterminerUS /ðoʊz/

the plural of “that”: the people or things further away, or already known

From this reading Even those who have never taken gas can realize how ridiculously simple this is.

tightadjectiveUS /taɪt/

closely constrained or constricted or constricting

From this reading After that a gas tank and a pump were placed beside me and a set of rubber tubes fastened tight over my mouth and nose.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading It happened that just as they began to administer the gas, I fell asleep.

tubesnounUS /tuːbz/

plural of “tube” — conduit consisting of a long hollow object (usually cylindrical) used to hold and conduct objects or liquids or gases

From this reading After that a gas tank and a pump were placed beside me and a set of rubber tubes fastened tight over my mouth and nose.

unfortunatelyadverbUS /ənˈfɔːrtʃənətli/

by bad luck

From this reading The sensation of this part of it I cannot, unfortunately, recall.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading After that a gas tank and a pump were placed beside me and a set of rubber tubes fastened tight over my mouth and nose.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading Even those who have never taken gas can realize how ridiculously simple this is.

Chapter 3 of Behind the Beyond, and Other Contributions by Stephen Leacock holds 427 sentences, grouped into 86 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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