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Believe You Me!

Chapter I

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BELIEVE YOU ME!
AUTHOR OF "ADAM'S GARDEN," "THE IMPOSSIBLE BOY," ETC., ETC.
TO R. J. S.
I WASN'T going to make no statement about this here affair; and I wouldn't even yet, only for our publicity man.
The day the story leaked he called me up in the A. M., which is the B. C. of the daytime, and woke me out of the first perfectly good sleep I'd had since Jim pulled that stunt and floored me so.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Believe You Me!

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Believe You Me! is here in full — 428 sentences across 86 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/85 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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BELIEVE YOU ME!
/bɪˈliːv juː miː/
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AUTHOR OF "ADAM'S GARDEN," "THE IMPOSSIBLE BOY," ETC., ETC.
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TO R. J. S.
/tuː ɑːr dʒeɪ es/
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I WASN'T going to make no statement about this here affair; and I wouldn't even yet, only for our publicity man.
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The day the story leaked he called me up in the A. M., which is the B. C. of the daytime, and woke me out of the first perfectly good sleep I'd had since Jim pulled that stunt and floored me so.

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adam's noun US /ˈædəmz/

possessive form of “adam” — (Old Testament) in Judeo-Christian mythology; the first man and the husband of Eve and the progenitor of the human race

From this reading “AUTHOR OF "ADAM'S GARDEN," "THE IMPOSSIBLE BOY," ETC., ETC.”

daytime noun US /ˈdeɪtaɪm/

the time after sunrise and before sunset while it is light outside

From this reading “The day the story leaked he called me up in the A. M., which is the B. C. of the daytime, and woke me out of the first perfectly good sleep I'd had since Jim pulled that stunt and floored me so.”

floored adjective US /flɔːrd/

provided with a floor

From this reading “The day the story leaked he called me up in the A. M., which is the B. C. of the daytime, and woke me out of the first perfectly good sleep I'd had since Jim pulled that stunt and floored me so.”

leaked verb US /liːkt/

past form of “leak” — tell anonymously

From this reading “The day the story leaked he called me up in the A. M., which is the B. C. of the daytime, and woke me out of the first perfectly good sleep I'd had since Jim pulled that stunt and floored me so.”

publicity noun US /pəˈblɪsəti/

a message issued in behalf of some product or cause or idea or person or institution

From this reading “I WASN'T going to make no statement about this here affair; and I wouldn't even yet, only for our publicity man.”

statement noun US /ˈsteɪtmənt/

a message that is stated or declared; a communication (oral or written) setting forth particulars or facts etc

From this reading “I WASN'T going to make no statement about this here affair; and I wouldn't even yet, only for our publicity man.”

stunt noun US /stʌnt/

a difficult or unusual or dangerous feat; usually done to gain attention

From this reading “The day the story leaked he called me up in the A. M., which is the B. C. of the daytime, and woke me out of the first perfectly good sleep I'd had since Jim pulled that stunt and floored me so.”

woke verb US /woʊk/

inflected form of “wake” — be awake, be alert, be there

From this reading “The day the story leaked he called me up in the A. M., which is the B. C. of the daytime, and woke me out of the first perfectly good sleep I'd had since Jim pulled that stunt and floored me so.”

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AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading The day the story leaked he called me up in the A. M., which is the B. C. of the daytime, and woke me out of the first perfectly good sleep I'd had since Jim pulled that stunt and floored me so.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading I WASN'T going to make no statement about this here affair; and I wouldn't even yet, only for our publicity man.

ADAM'SnounUS /ˈædəmz/

possessive form of “adam” — (Old Testament) in Judeo-Christian mythology; the first man and the husband of Eve and the progenitor of the human race

From this reading AUTHOR OF "ADAM'S GARDEN," "THE IMPOSSIBLE BOY," ETC., ETC.

affairnounUS /əˈfer/

a vaguely specified concern

From this reading I WASN'T going to make no statement about this here affair; and I wouldn't even yet, only for our publicity man.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading I WASN'T going to make no statement about this here affair; and I wouldn't even yet, only for our publicity man.

AUTHORnounUS /ˈɔːθər/

writes (books or stories or articles or the like) professionally (for pay)

From this reading AUTHOR OF "ADAM'S GARDEN," "THE IMPOSSIBLE BOY," ETC., ETC.

BnounUS /biː/

aerobic rod-shaped spore-producing bacterium; often occurring in chainlike formations; found primarily in soil

From this reading The day the story leaked he called me up in the A. M., which is the B. C. of the daytime, and woke me out of the first perfectly good sleep I'd had since Jim pulled that stunt and floored me so.

BELIEVEverbUS /bɪˈliːv/

accept as true; take to be true

From this reading BELIEVE YOU ME!

BOYnounUS /bɔɪ/

a youthful male person

From this reading AUTHOR OF "ADAM'S GARDEN," "THE IMPOSSIBLE BOY," ETC., ETC.

CnounUS /siː/

a degree on the centigrade scale of temperature

From this reading The day the story leaked he called me up in the A. M., which is the B. C. of the daytime, and woke me out of the first perfectly good sleep I'd had since Jim pulled that stunt and floored me so.

calledverbUS /kɔːld/

past form of “call” — assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading The day the story leaked he called me up in the A. M., which is the B. C. of the daytime, and woke me out of the first perfectly good sleep I'd had since Jim pulled that stunt and floored me so.

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading The day the story leaked he called me up in the A. M., which is the B. C. of the daytime, and woke me out of the first perfectly good sleep I'd had since Jim pulled that stunt and floored me so.

daytimenounUS /ˈdeɪtaɪm/

the time after sunrise and before sunset while it is light outside

From this reading The day the story leaked he called me up in the A. M., which is the B. C. of the daytime, and woke me out of the first perfectly good sleep I'd had since Jim pulled that stunt and floored me so.

ETC

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From this reading AUTHOR OF "ADAM'S GARDEN," "THE IMPOSSIBLE BOY," ETC., ETC.

evenadjectiveUS /ˈiːvɪn/

divisible by two

From this reading I WASN'T going to make no statement about this here affair; and I wouldn't even yet, only for our publicity man.

firstadjectiveUS /fɜːrst/

preceding all others in time or space or degree

From this reading The day the story leaked he called me up in the A. M., which is the B. C. of the daytime, and woke me out of the first perfectly good sleep I'd had since Jim pulled that stunt and floored me so.

flooredadjectiveUS /flɔːrd/

provided with a floor

From this reading The day the story leaked he called me up in the A. M., which is the B. C. of the daytime, and woke me out of the first perfectly good sleep I'd had since Jim pulled that stunt and floored me so.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading I WASN'T going to make no statement about this here affair; and I wouldn't even yet, only for our publicity man.

GARDENnounUS /ˈɡɑːrdən/

a plot of ground where plants are cultivated

From this reading AUTHOR OF "ADAM'S GARDEN," "THE IMPOSSIBLE BOY," ETC., ETC.

goingnounUS /ˈɡoʊɪŋ/

the act of departing

From this reading I WASN'T going to make no statement about this here affair; and I wouldn't even yet, only for our publicity man.

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading The day the story leaked he called me up in the A. M., which is the B. C. of the daytime, and woke me out of the first perfectly good sleep I'd had since Jim pulled that stunt and floored me so.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading The day the story leaked he called me up in the A. M., which is the B. C. of the daytime, and woke me out of the first perfectly good sleep I'd had since Jim pulled that stunt and floored me so.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading The day the story leaked he called me up in the A. M., which is the B. C. of the daytime, and woke me out of the first perfectly good sleep I'd had since Jim pulled that stunt and floored me so.

hereadverbUS /hiːr/

in or at this place; where the speaker or writer is

From this reading I WASN'T going to make no statement about this here affair; and I wouldn't even yet, only for our publicity man.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I WASN'T going to make no statement about this here affair; and I wouldn't even yet, only for our publicity man.

I'd

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The day the story leaked he called me up in the A. M., which is the B. C. of the daytime, and woke me out of the first perfectly good sleep I'd had since Jim pulled that stunt and floored me so.

IMPOSSIBLEadjectiveUS /ˌɪmˈpɑːsəbəl/

not capable of occurring or being accomplished or dealt with

From this reading AUTHOR OF "ADAM'S GARDEN," "THE IMPOSSIBLE BOY," ETC., ETC.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading The day the story leaked he called me up in the A. M., which is the B. C. of the daytime, and woke me out of the first perfectly good sleep I'd had since Jim pulled that stunt and floored me so.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The day the story leaked he called me up in the A. M., which is the B. C. of the daytime, and woke me out of the first perfectly good sleep I'd had since Jim pulled that stunt and floored me so.

JnounUS /dʒeɪ/

a unit of electrical energy equal to the work done when a current of one ampere passes through a resistance of one ohm for one second

From this reading TO R. J. S.

Jim

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The day the story leaked he called me up in the A. M., which is the B. C. of the daytime, and woke me out of the first perfectly good sleep I'd had since Jim pulled that stunt and floored me so.

leakedverbUS /liːkt/

past form of “leak” — tell anonymously

From this reading The day the story leaked he called me up in the A. M., which is the B. C. of the daytime, and woke me out of the first perfectly good sleep I'd had since Jim pulled that stunt and floored me so.

MnounUS /em/

the basic unit of length adopted under the Systeme International d'Unites (approximately 1.094 yards)

From this reading The day the story leaked he called me up in the A. M., which is the B. C. of the daytime, and woke me out of the first perfectly good sleep I'd had since Jim pulled that stunt and floored me so.

makeverbUS /meɪk/

engage in

From this reading I WASN'T going to make no statement about this here affair; and I wouldn't even yet, only for our publicity man.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading I WASN'T going to make no statement about this here affair; and I wouldn't even yet, only for our publicity man.

MEpronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading BELIEVE YOU ME!

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading I WASN'T going to make no statement about this here affair; and I wouldn't even yet, only for our publicity man.

OFprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading AUTHOR OF "ADAM'S GARDEN," "THE IMPOSSIBLE BOY," ETC., ETC.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading I WASN'T going to make no statement about this here affair; and I wouldn't even yet, only for our publicity man.

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading I WASN'T going to make no statement about this here affair; and I wouldn't even yet, only for our publicity man.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading The day the story leaked he called me up in the A. M., which is the B. C. of the daytime, and woke me out of the first perfectly good sleep I'd had since Jim pulled that stunt and floored me so.

perfectlyadverbUS /ˈpɜːrfəktli/

completely and without qualification; used informally as intensifiers

From this reading The day the story leaked he called me up in the A. M., which is the B. C. of the daytime, and woke me out of the first perfectly good sleep I'd had since Jim pulled that stunt and floored me so.

publicitynounUS /pəˈblɪsəti/

a message issued in behalf of some product or cause or idea or person or institution

From this reading I WASN'T going to make no statement about this here affair; and I wouldn't even yet, only for our publicity man.

pulledverbUS /pʊld/

past form of “pull” — cause to move by pulling

From this reading The day the story leaked he called me up in the A. M., which is the B. C. of the daytime, and woke me out of the first perfectly good sleep I'd had since Jim pulled that stunt and floored me so.

RnounUS /ɑːr/

a unit of radiation exposure; the dose of ionizing radiation that will produce 1 electrostatic unit of electricity in 1 cc of dry air

From this reading TO R. J. S.

SnounUS /es/

1/60 of a minute; the basic unit of time adopted under the Systeme International d'Unites

From this reading TO R. J. S.

sinceprepositionUS /sɪns/

from a time in the past until now

From this reading The day the story leaked he called me up in the A. M., which is the B. C. of the daytime, and woke me out of the first perfectly good sleep I'd had since Jim pulled that stunt and floored me so.

sleepnounUS /sliːp/

a natural and periodic state of rest during which consciousness of the world is suspended

From this reading The day the story leaked he called me up in the A. M., which is the B. C. of the daytime, and woke me out of the first perfectly good sleep I'd had since Jim pulled that stunt and floored me so.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading The day the story leaked he called me up in the A. M., which is the B. C. of the daytime, and woke me out of the first perfectly good sleep I'd had since Jim pulled that stunt and floored me so.

statementnounUS /ˈsteɪtmənt/

a message that is stated or declared; a communication (oral or written) setting forth particulars or facts etc

From this reading I WASN'T going to make no statement about this here affair; and I wouldn't even yet, only for our publicity man.

storynounUS /ˈstɔːri/

a message that tells the particulars of an act or occurrence or course of events; presented in writing or drama or cinema or as a radio or television program

From this reading The day the story leaked he called me up in the A. M., which is the B. C. of the daytime, and woke me out of the first perfectly good sleep I'd had since Jim pulled that stunt and floored me so.

stuntnounUS /stʌnt/

a difficult or unusual or dangerous feat; usually done to gain attention

From this reading The day the story leaked he called me up in the A. M., which is the B. C. of the daytime, and woke me out of the first perfectly good sleep I'd had since Jim pulled that stunt and floored me so.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading The day the story leaked he called me up in the A. M., which is the B. C. of the daytime, and woke me out of the first perfectly good sleep I'd had since Jim pulled that stunt and floored me so.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading AUTHOR OF "ADAM'S GARDEN," "THE IMPOSSIBLE BOY," ETC., ETC.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading I WASN'T going to make no statement about this here affair; and I wouldn't even yet, only for our publicity man.

TOparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading TO R. J. S.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading The day the story leaked he called me up in the A. M., which is the B. C. of the daytime, and woke me out of the first perfectly good sleep I'd had since Jim pulled that stunt and floored me so.

WASN'T

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I WASN'T going to make no statement about this here affair; and I wouldn't even yet, only for our publicity man.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading The day the story leaked he called me up in the A. M., which is the B. C. of the daytime, and woke me out of the first perfectly good sleep I'd had since Jim pulled that stunt and floored me so.

wokeverbUS /woʊk/

inflected form of “wake” — be awake, be alert, be there

From this reading The day the story leaked he called me up in the A. M., which is the B. C. of the daytime, and woke me out of the first perfectly good sleep I'd had since Jim pulled that stunt and floored me so.

wouldn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I WASN'T going to make no statement about this here affair; and I wouldn't even yet, only for our publicity man.

yetconjunctionUS /jet/

but in spite of that

From this reading I WASN'T going to make no statement about this here affair; and I wouldn't even yet, only for our publicity man.

YOUpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading BELIEVE YOU ME!

Chapter 1 of Believe You Me! by Nina Wilcox Putnam holds 428 sentences, grouped into 86 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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