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Believe You Me!

Chapter VII

Chapter 7 of Believe You Me! is here in full — 432 sentences across 87 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Believe you me, never have I been handed a meaner deal than that, no, not even the night Goldringer first heard of me and came to see my try-out for the big time and my pink tights didn't come.
"Ma!" says I.
"Why don't you call him up and find out why didn't he?"
"I've done that!" she says.
"And he claims on his oath it was sent with the rest.
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Believe You Me!

Chapter VII

Chapter 7 of Believe You Me! is here in full — 432 sentences across 87 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/86 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
Believe you me, never have I been handed a meaner deal than that, no, not even the night Goldringer first heard of me and came to see my try-out for the big time and my pink tights didn't come.
Line 2
"Ma!" says I.
/mɑː sez aɪ/
Line 3
"Why don't you call him up and find out why didn't he?"
Line 4
"I've done that!" she says.
Line 5
"And he claims on his oath it was sent with the rest.
/ənd hiː kleɪmz ɑːn hɪz oʊθ ɪt wɑːz sent wɪð ðə rest/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

claims noun US /kleɪmz/

plural of “claim” — an assertion of a right (as to money or property)

From this reading “"And he claims on his oath it was sent with the rest.”

deal verb US /diːl/

act on verbally or in some form of artistic expression

From this reading “Believe you me, never have I been handed a meaner deal than that, no, not even the night Goldringer first heard of me and came to see my try-out for the big time and my pink tights didn't come.”

handed adjective US /ˈhændəd/

having or involving the use of hands

From this reading “Believe you me, never have I been handed a meaner deal than that, no, not even the night Goldringer first heard of me and came to see my try-out for the big time and my pink tights didn't come.”

meaner adjective US /ˈmiːnər/

comparative of “mean” — approximating the statistical norm or average or expected value

From this reading “Believe you me, never have I been handed a meaner deal than that, no, not even the night Goldringer first heard of me and came to see my try-out for the big time and my pink tights didn't come.”

oath noun US /oʊθ/

profane or obscene expression usually of surprise or anger

From this reading “"And he claims on his oath it was sent with the rest.”

pink noun US /pɪŋk/

a light shade of red

From this reading “Believe you me, never have I been handed a meaner deal than that, no, not even the night Goldringer first heard of me and came to see my try-out for the big time and my pink tights didn't come.”

sent noun US /sent/

100 senti equal 1 kroon in Estonia

From this reading “"And he claims on his oath it was sent with the rest.”

tights noun US /taɪts/

skintight knit hose covering the body from the waist to the feet worn by acrobats and dancers and as stockings by women and girls

From this reading “Believe you me, never have I been handed a meaner deal than that, no, not even the night Goldringer first heard of me and came to see my try-out for the big time and my pink tights didn't come.”

Word partnerships in these lines

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Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

find out verb + adjective

establish after a calculation, investigation, experiment, survey, or study

In this reading “"Why don't you call him up and find out why didn't he?"”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Believe you me, never have I been handed a meaner deal than that, no, not even the night Goldringer first heard of me and came to see my try-out for the big time and my pink tights didn't come.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Believe you me, never have I been handed a meaner deal than that, no, not even the night Goldringer first heard of me and came to see my try-out for the big time and my pink tights didn't come.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading Believe you me, never have I been handed a meaner deal than that, no, not even the night Goldringer first heard of me and came to see my try-out for the big time and my pink tights didn't come.

BelieveverbUS /bɪˈliːv/

accept as true; take to be true

From this reading Believe you me, never have I been handed a meaner deal than that, no, not even the night Goldringer first heard of me and came to see my try-out for the big time and my pink tights didn't come.

bigadjectiveUS /bɪɡ/

above average in size or number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading Believe you me, never have I been handed a meaner deal than that, no, not even the night Goldringer first heard of me and came to see my try-out for the big time and my pink tights didn't come.

callverbUS /kɔːl/

assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading "Why don't you call him up and find out why didn't he?"

cameverbUS /keɪm/

inflected form of “come” — move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading Believe you me, never have I been handed a meaner deal than that, no, not even the night Goldringer first heard of me and came to see my try-out for the big time and my pink tights didn't come.

claimsnounUS /kleɪmz/

plural of “claim” — an assertion of a right (as to money or property)

From this reading "And he claims on his oath it was sent with the rest.

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading Believe you me, never have I been handed a meaner deal than that, no, not even the night Goldringer first heard of me and came to see my try-out for the big time and my pink tights didn't come.

dealverbUS /diːl/

act on verbally or in some form of artistic expression

From this reading Believe you me, never have I been handed a meaner deal than that, no, not even the night Goldringer first heard of me and came to see my try-out for the big time and my pink tights didn't come.

didn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Believe you me, never have I been handed a meaner deal than that, no, not even the night Goldringer first heard of me and came to see my try-out for the big time and my pink tights didn't come.

don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Why don't you call him up and find out why didn't he?"

doneadjectiveUS /dʌn/

having finished or arrived at completion

From this reading "I've done that!" she says.

evenadjectiveUS /ˈiːvɪn/

divisible by two

From this reading Believe you me, never have I been handed a meaner deal than that, no, not even the night Goldringer first heard of me and came to see my try-out for the big time and my pink tights didn't come.

findverbUS /faɪnd/

come upon, as if by accident; meet with

From this reading "Why don't you call him up and find out why didn't he?"

firstadjectiveUS /fɜːrst/

preceding all others in time or space or degree

From this reading Believe you me, never have I been handed a meaner deal than that, no, not even the night Goldringer first heard of me and came to see my try-out for the big time and my pink tights didn't come.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Believe you me, never have I been handed a meaner deal than that, no, not even the night Goldringer first heard of me and came to see my try-out for the big time and my pink tights didn't come.

Goldringer

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Believe you me, never have I been handed a meaner deal than that, no, not even the night Goldringer first heard of me and came to see my try-out for the big time and my pink tights didn't come.

handedadjectiveUS /ˈhændəd/

having or involving the use of hands

From this reading Believe you me, never have I been handed a meaner deal than that, no, not even the night Goldringer first heard of me and came to see my try-out for the big time and my pink tights didn't come.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading Believe you me, never have I been handed a meaner deal than that, no, not even the night Goldringer first heard of me and came to see my try-out for the big time and my pink tights didn't come.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "Why don't you call him up and find out why didn't he?"

heardadjectiveUS /hɜːrd/

detected or perceived by the sense of hearing

From this reading Believe you me, never have I been handed a meaner deal than that, no, not even the night Goldringer first heard of me and came to see my try-out for the big time and my pink tights didn't come.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading "Why don't you call him up and find out why didn't he?"

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading "And he claims on his oath it was sent with the rest.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading Believe you me, never have I been handed a meaner deal than that, no, not even the night Goldringer first heard of me and came to see my try-out for the big time and my pink tights didn't come.

I've

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "I've done that!" she says.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading "And he claims on his oath it was sent with the rest.

ManounUS /mɑː/

informal terms for a mother

From this reading "Ma!" says I.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Believe you me, never have I been handed a meaner deal than that, no, not even the night Goldringer first heard of me and came to see my try-out for the big time and my pink tights didn't come.

meaneradjectiveUS /ˈmiːnər/

comparative of “mean” — approximating the statistical norm or average or expected value

From this reading Believe you me, never have I been handed a meaner deal than that, no, not even the night Goldringer first heard of me and came to see my try-out for the big time and my pink tights didn't come.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading Believe you me, never have I been handed a meaner deal than that, no, not even the night Goldringer first heard of me and came to see my try-out for the big time and my pink tights didn't come.

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading Believe you me, never have I been handed a meaner deal than that, no, not even the night Goldringer first heard of me and came to see my try-out for the big time and my pink tights didn't come.

nightnounUS /naɪt/

the time after sunset and before sunrise while it is dark outside

From this reading Believe you me, never have I been handed a meaner deal than that, no, not even the night Goldringer first heard of me and came to see my try-out for the big time and my pink tights didn't come.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading Believe you me, never have I been handed a meaner deal than that, no, not even the night Goldringer first heard of me and came to see my try-out for the big time and my pink tights didn't come.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Believe you me, never have I been handed a meaner deal than that, no, not even the night Goldringer first heard of me and came to see my try-out for the big time and my pink tights didn't come.

oathnounUS /oʊθ/

profane or obscene expression usually of surprise or anger

From this reading "And he claims on his oath it was sent with the rest.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Believe you me, never have I been handed a meaner deal than that, no, not even the night Goldringer first heard of me and came to see my try-out for the big time and my pink tights didn't come.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading "And he claims on his oath it was sent with the rest.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading "Why don't you call him up and find out why didn't he?"

pinknounUS /pɪŋk/

a light shade of red

From this reading Believe you me, never have I been handed a meaner deal than that, no, not even the night Goldringer first heard of me and came to see my try-out for the big time and my pink tights didn't come.

restverbUS /rest/

not move; be in a resting position

From this reading "And he claims on his oath it was sent with the rest.

saysnounUS /sez/

plural of “say” — the chance to speak

From this reading "Ma!" says I.

seeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading Believe you me, never have I been handed a meaner deal than that, no, not even the night Goldringer first heard of me and came to see my try-out for the big time and my pink tights didn't come.

sentnounUS /sent/

100 senti equal 1 kroon in Estonia

From this reading "And he claims on his oath it was sent with the rest.

shepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "I've done that!" she says.

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading Believe you me, never have I been handed a meaner deal than that, no, not even the night Goldringer first heard of me and came to see my try-out for the big time and my pink tights didn't come.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Believe you me, never have I been handed a meaner deal than that, no, not even the night Goldringer first heard of me and came to see my try-out for the big time and my pink tights didn't come.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Believe you me, never have I been handed a meaner deal than that, no, not even the night Goldringer first heard of me and came to see my try-out for the big time and my pink tights didn't come.

tightsnounUS /taɪts/

skintight knit hose covering the body from the waist to the feet worn by acrobats and dancers and as stockings by women and girls

From this reading Believe you me, never have I been handed a meaner deal than that, no, not even the night Goldringer first heard of me and came to see my try-out for the big time and my pink tights didn't come.

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading Believe you me, never have I been handed a meaner deal than that, no, not even the night Goldringer first heard of me and came to see my try-out for the big time and my pink tights didn't come.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Believe you me, never have I been handed a meaner deal than that, no, not even the night Goldringer first heard of me and came to see my try-out for the big time and my pink tights didn't come.

try-out

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Believe you me, never have I been handed a meaner deal than that, no, not even the night Goldringer first heard of me and came to see my try-out for the big time and my pink tights didn't come.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading "Why don't you call him up and find out why didn't he?"

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "And he claims on his oath it was sent with the rest.

WhynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading "Why don't you call him up and find out why didn't he?"

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading "And he claims on his oath it was sent with the rest.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Believe you me, never have I been handed a meaner deal than that, no, not even the night Goldringer first heard of me and came to see my try-out for the big time and my pink tights didn't come.

Chapter 7 of Believe You Me! by Nina Wilcox Putnam holds 432 sentences, grouped into 87 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 7 of Believe You Me! contain?

Chapter 7 holds 432 sentences of Believe You Me!, unabridged, divided into 87 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 7 of Believe You Me! by Nina Wilcox Putnam exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 432 sentences, grouped into 87 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 7 of Believe You Me!?

Work through the 87 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

Each of the 87 sections in this chapter is short enough to read once, hear once, and then re-read with the vocabulary in view. Tapping a word plays it alone and opens its dictionary entry with IPA, part of speech and meaning, so the reader is never forced to guess a pronunciation from spelling. Working section by section keeps a long chapter from becoming an undifferentiated wall of text, which is the usual reason a reader abandons a work of this period.

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Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 7 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

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About 244 minutes of reading across 587 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

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Vocabulary met early in Believe You Me!

Words and structures a reader meets early in Believe You Me!, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Believe
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Author
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Adam's
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Garden
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