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Chapter I

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_You hear a lot of talk these days about secret weapons.
If it's not a new wrinkle in nuclear fission, it's a gun to shoot around corners and down winding staircases.
Or maybe a nice new strain of bacteria guaranteed to give you radio-active dandruff.
Our own suggestion is to pipe a few of our television commercials into Russia and bore the enemy to death._ _Well, it seems that Ivar Jorgensen has hit on the ultimate engine of destruction: a weapon designed to exploit man's greatest weakness.
The blueprint can be found in the next few pages; and as the soldier in the story says, our only hope is to keep a sense of humor!_ Me?
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Chapter I

Reading 1/20 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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_You hear a lot of talk these days about secret weapons.
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If it's not a new wrinkle in nuclear fission, it's a gun to shoot around corners and down winding staircases.
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Or maybe a nice new strain of bacteria guaranteed to give you radio-active dandruff.
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Our own suggestion is to pipe a few of our television commercials into Russia and bore the enemy to death._ _Well, it seems that Ivar Jorgensen has hit on the ultimate engine of destruction: a weapon designed to exploit man's greatest weakness.
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The blueprint can be found in the next few pages; and as the soldier in the story says, our only hope is to keep a sense of humor!_ Me?

Learner Dictionary

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, audio, and collocations from this reading.

About preposition US /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading “_You hear a lot of talk these days about secret weapons.”

Around preposition US /ərˈaʊnd/

surrounding, or on every side of, something

From this reading “If it's not a new wrinkle in nuclear fission, it's a gun to shoot around corners and down winding staircases.”

Found noun US /found/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “The blueprint can be found in the next few pages; and as the soldier in the story says, our only hope is to keep a sense of humor!_ Me?”

Has auxiliary verb US /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading “Our own suggestion is to pipe a few of our television commercials into Russia and bore the enemy to death._ _Well, it seems that Ivar Jorgensen has hit on the ultimate engine of destruction: a weapon designed to exploit man's greatest weakness.”

Hear noun US /hear/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “_You hear a lot of talk these days about secret weapons.”

Next noun US /next/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “The blueprint can be found in the next few pages; and as the soldier in the story says, our only hope is to keep a sense of humor!_ Me?”

Pipe noun US /pipe/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading “Our own suggestion is to pipe a few of our television commercials into Russia and bore the enemy to death._ _Well, it seems that Ivar Jorgensen has hit on the ultimate engine of destruction: a weapon designed to exploit man's greatest weakness.”

Secret noun US /ˈsiː.krət/

Something that is kept or meant to be kept unknown or unseen by others.

From this reading “_You hear a lot of talk these days about secret weapons.”

These determiner US /ðiːz/

the plural of “this”: the people or things near, or just mentioned

From this reading “_You hear a lot of talk these days about secret weapons.”

Weakness noun US /ˈwiːknəs/

a lack of physical strength

From this reading “Our own suggestion is to pipe a few of our television commercials into Russia and bore the enemy to death._ _Well, it seems that Ivar Jorgensen has hit on the ultimate engine of destruction: a weapon designed to exploit man's greatest weakness.”

Well noun US /well/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading _You hear a lot of talk these days about secret weapons.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading _You hear a lot of talk these days about secret weapons.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading If it's not a new wrinkle in nuclear fission, it's a gun to shoot around corners and down winding staircases.

aroundprepositionUS /ərˈaʊnd/

surrounding, or on every side of, something

From this reading If it's not a new wrinkle in nuclear fission, it's a gun to shoot around corners and down winding staircases.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading The blueprint can be found in the next few pages; and as the soldier in the story says, our only hope is to keep a sense of humor!_ Me?

bacteria

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From this reading Or maybe a nice new strain of bacteria guaranteed to give you radio-active dandruff.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading The blueprint can be found in the next few pages; and as the soldier in the story says, our only hope is to keep a sense of humor!_ Me?

blueprint

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From this reading The blueprint can be found in the next few pages; and as the soldier in the story says, our only hope is to keep a sense of humor!_ Me?

bore

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From this reading Our own suggestion is to pipe a few of our television commercials into Russia and bore the enemy to death._ _Well, it seems that Ivar Jorgensen has hit on the ultimate engine of destruction: a weapon designed to exploit man's greatest weakness.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading The blueprint can be found in the next few pages; and as the soldier in the story says, our only hope is to keep a sense of humor!_ Me?

commercials

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corners

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From this reading If it's not a new wrinkle in nuclear fission, it's a gun to shoot around corners and down winding staircases.

dandruff

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From this reading Or maybe a nice new strain of bacteria guaranteed to give you radio-active dandruff.

days

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From this reading _You hear a lot of talk these days about secret weapons.

death

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From this reading Our own suggestion is to pipe a few of our television commercials into Russia and bore the enemy to death._ _Well, it seems that Ivar Jorgensen has hit on the ultimate engine of destruction: a weapon designed to exploit man's greatest weakness.

designed

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destruction

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down

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From this reading If it's not a new wrinkle in nuclear fission, it's a gun to shoot around corners and down winding staircases.

enemy

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From this reading Our own suggestion is to pipe a few of our television commercials into Russia and bore the enemy to death._ _Well, it seems that Ivar Jorgensen has hit on the ultimate engine of destruction: a weapon designed to exploit man's greatest weakness.

engine

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From this reading Our own suggestion is to pipe a few of our television commercials into Russia and bore the enemy to death._ _Well, it seems that Ivar Jorgensen has hit on the ultimate engine of destruction: a weapon designed to exploit man's greatest weakness.

exploit

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From this reading Our own suggestion is to pipe a few of our television commercials into Russia and bore the enemy to death._ _Well, it seems that Ivar Jorgensen has hit on the ultimate engine of destruction: a weapon designed to exploit man's greatest weakness.

few

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From this reading Our own suggestion is to pipe a few of our television commercials into Russia and bore the enemy to death._ _Well, it seems that Ivar Jorgensen has hit on the ultimate engine of destruction: a weapon designed to exploit man's greatest weakness.

fission

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From this reading If it's not a new wrinkle in nuclear fission, it's a gun to shoot around corners and down winding staircases.

foundnounUS /found/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading The blueprint can be found in the next few pages; and as the soldier in the story says, our only hope is to keep a sense of humor!_ Me?

give

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From this reading Or maybe a nice new strain of bacteria guaranteed to give you radio-active dandruff.

greatest

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From this reading Our own suggestion is to pipe a few of our television commercials into Russia and bore the enemy to death._ _Well, it seems that Ivar Jorgensen has hit on the ultimate engine of destruction: a weapon designed to exploit man's greatest weakness.

guaranteed

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From this reading Or maybe a nice new strain of bacteria guaranteed to give you radio-active dandruff.

gun

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From this reading If it's not a new wrinkle in nuclear fission, it's a gun to shoot around corners and down winding staircases.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Our own suggestion is to pipe a few of our television commercials into Russia and bore the enemy to death._ _Well, it seems that Ivar Jorgensen has hit on the ultimate engine of destruction: a weapon designed to exploit man's greatest weakness.

hearnounUS /hear/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading _You hear a lot of talk these days about secret weapons.

hit

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From this reading Our own suggestion is to pipe a few of our television commercials into Russia and bore the enemy to death._ _Well, it seems that Ivar Jorgensen has hit on the ultimate engine of destruction: a weapon designed to exploit man's greatest weakness.

hope

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From this reading The blueprint can be found in the next few pages; and as the soldier in the story says, our only hope is to keep a sense of humor!_ Me?

humor

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From this reading The blueprint can be found in the next few pages; and as the soldier in the story says, our only hope is to keep a sense of humor!_ Me?

IfconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading If it's not a new wrinkle in nuclear fission, it's a gun to shoot around corners and down winding staircases.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading If it's not a new wrinkle in nuclear fission, it's a gun to shoot around corners and down winding staircases.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading Our own suggestion is to pipe a few of our television commercials into Russia and bore the enemy to death._ _Well, it seems that Ivar Jorgensen has hit on the ultimate engine of destruction: a weapon designed to exploit man's greatest weakness.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Our own suggestion is to pipe a few of our television commercials into Russia and bore the enemy to death._ _Well, it seems that Ivar Jorgensen has hit on the ultimate engine of destruction: a weapon designed to exploit man's greatest weakness.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Our own suggestion is to pipe a few of our television commercials into Russia and bore the enemy to death._ _Well, it seems that Ivar Jorgensen has hit on the ultimate engine of destruction: a weapon designed to exploit man's greatest weakness.

it's

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From this reading If it's not a new wrinkle in nuclear fission, it's a gun to shoot around corners and down winding staircases.

Ivar

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From this reading Our own suggestion is to pipe a few of our television commercials into Russia and bore the enemy to death._ _Well, it seems that Ivar Jorgensen has hit on the ultimate engine of destruction: a weapon designed to exploit man's greatest weakness.

Jorgensen

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From this reading Our own suggestion is to pipe a few of our television commercials into Russia and bore the enemy to death._ _Well, it seems that Ivar Jorgensen has hit on the ultimate engine of destruction: a weapon designed to exploit man's greatest weakness.

keep

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From this reading The blueprint can be found in the next few pages; and as the soldier in the story says, our only hope is to keep a sense of humor!_ Me?

lot

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From this reading _You hear a lot of talk these days about secret weapons.

man's

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From this reading Our own suggestion is to pipe a few of our television commercials into Russia and bore the enemy to death._ _Well, it seems that Ivar Jorgensen has hit on the ultimate engine of destruction: a weapon designed to exploit man's greatest weakness.

maybe

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From this reading Or maybe a nice new strain of bacteria guaranteed to give you radio-active dandruff.

MepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading The blueprint can be found in the next few pages; and as the soldier in the story says, our only hope is to keep a sense of humor!_ Me?

new

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From this reading If it's not a new wrinkle in nuclear fission, it's a gun to shoot around corners and down winding staircases.

nextnounUS /next/

an important story-specific word used in this passage

From this reading The blueprint can be found in the next few pages; and as the soldier in the story says, our only hope is to keep a sense of humor!_ Me?

nice

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From this reading Or maybe a nice new strain of bacteria guaranteed to give you radio-active dandruff.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading If it's not a new wrinkle in nuclear fission, it's a gun to shoot around corners and down winding staircases.

nuclear

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From this reading If it's not a new wrinkle in nuclear fission, it's a gun to shoot around corners and down winding staircases.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading _You hear a lot of talk these days about secret weapons.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Our own suggestion is to pipe a few of our television commercials into Russia and bore the enemy to death._ _Well, it seems that Ivar Jorgensen has hit on the ultimate engine of destruction: a weapon designed to exploit man's greatest weakness.

only

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From this reading The blueprint can be found in the next few pages; and as the soldier in the story says, our only hope is to keep a sense of humor!_ Me?

OrconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading Or maybe a nice new strain of bacteria guaranteed to give you radio-active dandruff.

OurdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading Our own suggestion is to pipe a few of our television commercials into Russia and bore the enemy to death._ _Well, it seems that Ivar Jorgensen has hit on the ultimate engine of destruction: a weapon designed to exploit man's greatest weakness.

own

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From this reading Our own suggestion is to pipe a few of our television commercials into Russia and bore the enemy to death._ _Well, it seems that Ivar Jorgensen has hit on the ultimate engine of destruction: a weapon designed to exploit man's greatest weakness.

pages

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From this reading The blueprint can be found in the next few pages; and as the soldier in the story says, our only hope is to keep a sense of humor!_ Me?

pipe

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From this reading Our own suggestion is to pipe a few of our television commercials into Russia and bore the enemy to death._ _Well, it seems that Ivar Jorgensen has hit on the ultimate engine of destruction: a weapon designed to exploit man's greatest weakness.

radio-active

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From this reading Or maybe a nice new strain of bacteria guaranteed to give you radio-active dandruff.

Russia

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says

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From this reading The blueprint can be found in the next few pages; and as the soldier in the story says, our only hope is to keep a sense of humor!_ Me?

secretnounUS /ˈsiː.krət/

Something that is kept or meant to be kept unknown or unseen by others.

From this reading _You hear a lot of talk these days about secret weapons.

seems

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From this reading Our own suggestion is to pipe a few of our television commercials into Russia and bore the enemy to death._ _Well, it seems that Ivar Jorgensen has hit on the ultimate engine of destruction: a weapon designed to exploit man's greatest weakness.

sense

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From this reading The blueprint can be found in the next few pages; and as the soldier in the story says, our only hope is to keep a sense of humor!_ Me?

shoot

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From this reading If it's not a new wrinkle in nuclear fission, it's a gun to shoot around corners and down winding staircases.

soldier

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From this reading The blueprint can be found in the next few pages; and as the soldier in the story says, our only hope is to keep a sense of humor!_ Me?

staircases

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From this reading If it's not a new wrinkle in nuclear fission, it's a gun to shoot around corners and down winding staircases.

story

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From this reading The blueprint can be found in the next few pages; and as the soldier in the story says, our only hope is to keep a sense of humor!_ Me?

strain

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From this reading Or maybe a nice new strain of bacteria guaranteed to give you radio-active dandruff.

suggestion

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From this reading Our own suggestion is to pipe a few of our television commercials into Russia and bore the enemy to death._ _Well, it seems that Ivar Jorgensen has hit on the ultimate engine of destruction: a weapon designed to exploit man's greatest weakness.

talk

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From this reading _You hear a lot of talk these days about secret weapons.

television

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From this reading Our own suggestion is to pipe a few of our television commercials into Russia and bore the enemy to death._ _Well, it seems that Ivar Jorgensen has hit on the ultimate engine of destruction: a weapon designed to exploit man's greatest weakness.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Our own suggestion is to pipe a few of our television commercials into Russia and bore the enemy to death._ _Well, it seems that Ivar Jorgensen has hit on the ultimate engine of destruction: a weapon designed to exploit man's greatest weakness.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Our own suggestion is to pipe a few of our television commercials into Russia and bore the enemy to death._ _Well, it seems that Ivar Jorgensen has hit on the ultimate engine of destruction: a weapon designed to exploit man's greatest weakness.

thesedeterminerUS /ðiːz/

the plural of “this”: the people or things near, or just mentioned

From this reading _You hear a lot of talk these days about secret weapons.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading If it's not a new wrinkle in nuclear fission, it's a gun to shoot around corners and down winding staircases.

ultimate

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From this reading Our own suggestion is to pipe a few of our television commercials into Russia and bore the enemy to death._ _Well, it seems that Ivar Jorgensen has hit on the ultimate engine of destruction: a weapon designed to exploit man's greatest weakness.

weaknessnounUS /ˈwiːknəs/

a lack of physical strength

From this reading Our own suggestion is to pipe a few of our television commercials into Russia and bore the enemy to death._ _Well, it seems that Ivar Jorgensen has hit on the ultimate engine of destruction: a weapon designed to exploit man's greatest weakness.

weapon

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From this reading Our own suggestion is to pipe a few of our television commercials into Russia and bore the enemy to death._ _Well, it seems that Ivar Jorgensen has hit on the ultimate engine of destruction: a weapon designed to exploit man's greatest weakness.

weapons

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From this reading _You hear a lot of talk these days about secret weapons.

Well

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From this reading Our own suggestion is to pipe a few of our television commercials into Russia and bore the enemy to death._ _Well, it seems that Ivar Jorgensen has hit on the ultimate engine of destruction: a weapon designed to exploit man's greatest weakness.

winding

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From this reading If it's not a new wrinkle in nuclear fission, it's a gun to shoot around corners and down winding staircases.

wrinkle

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From this reading If it's not a new wrinkle in nuclear fission, it's a gun to shoot around corners and down winding staircases.

YoupronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading _You hear a lot of talk these days about secret weapons.