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Bert Wilson on the Gridiron
Bert Wilson on the Gridiron

Chapter VIII · Chapter 8

Chapter 8 of Bert Wilson on the Gridiron is here in full — 270 sentences across 54 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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ON THE TOBOGGAN "MISFORTUNES never come singly," groaned Tom.
"It never rains but it pours," added Dick gloomily.
"O, cut out the croaking, you fellows," admonished Bert.
"Or, if you're dead set on proverbs, remember that 'it's no use crying over spilt milk.'
We're up against it good and plenty, but that's all the more reason to get together and try to kill the 'jinx.'"
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Bert Wilson on the Gridiron

Chapter VIII · Chapter 8

Chapter 8 of Bert Wilson on the Gridiron is here in full — 270 sentences across 54 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/54 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
ON THE TOBOGGAN "MISFORTUNES never come singly," groaned Tom.
/ɑːn ðə təˈbɑːɡən mɪˈsfɔːrtʃənz ˈnevər kʌm ˈsɪŋɡli ɡroʊnd tɑːm/
Line 2
"It never rains but it pours," added Dick gloomily.
/ɪt ˈnevər reɪnz bʌt ɪt pɔːrz ˈædəd dɪk ˈɡluːməli/
Line 3
"O, cut out the croaking, you fellows," admonished Bert.
Line 4
"Or, if you're dead set on proverbs, remember that 'it's no use crying over spilt milk.'
Line 5
We're up against it good and plenty, but that's all the more reason to get together and try to kill the 'jinx.'"

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

admonished verb US /ədˈmɑːnɪʃt/

past form of “admonish” — advise or counsel in terms of someone's behavior

From this reading “"O, cut out the croaking, you fellows," admonished Bert.”

croaking noun US /ˈkroʊkɪŋ/

a harsh hoarse utterance (as of a frog)

From this reading “"O, cut out the croaking, you fellows," admonished Bert.”

jinx noun US /dʒɪŋks/

a person believed to bring bad luck to those around him

From this reading “We're up against it good and plenty, but that's all the more reason to get together and try to kill the 'jinx.'"”

pours verb US /pɔːrz/

third-person singular of “pour” — cause to run

From this reading “"It never rains but it pours," added Dick gloomily.”

proverbs noun US /ˈprɑːvərbz/

an Old Testament book consisting of proverbs from various Israeli sages (including Solomon)

From this reading “"Or, if you're dead set on proverbs, remember that 'it's no use crying over spilt milk.'”

singly adverb US /ˈsɪŋɡli/

one by one; one at a time

From this reading “ON THE TOBOGGAN "MISFORTUNES never come singly," groaned Tom.”

spilt verb US /spɪlt/

inflected form of “spill” — cause or allow (a liquid substance) to run or flow from a container

From this reading “"Or, if you're dead set on proverbs, remember that 'it's no use crying over spilt milk.'”

toboggan noun US /təˈbɑːɡən/

a long narrow sled without runners; boards curve upward in front

From this reading “ON THE TOBOGGAN "MISFORTUNES never come singly," groaned Tom.”

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addedverbUS /ˈædəd/

past form of “add” — make an addition (to); join or combine or unite with others; increase the quality, quantity, size or scope of

From this reading "It never rains but it pours," added Dick gloomily.

admonishedverbUS /ədˈmɑːnɪʃt/

past form of “admonish” — advise or counsel in terms of someone's behavior

From this reading "O, cut out the croaking, you fellows," admonished Bert.

againstprepositionUS /əˈɡenst/

touching and pressing; in opposition to

From this reading We're up against it good and plenty, but that's all the more reason to get together and try to kill the 'jinx.'"

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading We're up against it good and plenty, but that's all the more reason to get together and try to kill the 'jinx.'"

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading We're up against it good and plenty, but that's all the more reason to get together and try to kill the 'jinx.'"

Bert

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "O, cut out the croaking, you fellows," admonished Bert.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading "It never rains but it pours," added Dick gloomily.

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading ON THE TOBOGGAN "MISFORTUNES never come singly," groaned Tom.

croakingnounUS /ˈkroʊkɪŋ/

a harsh hoarse utterance (as of a frog)

From this reading "O, cut out the croaking, you fellows," admonished Bert.

cryingadjectiveUS /ˈkraɪɪŋ/

demanding attention

From this reading "Or, if you're dead set on proverbs, remember that 'it's no use crying over spilt milk.'

cutverbUS /kʌt/

separate with or as if with an instrument

From this reading "O, cut out the croaking, you fellows," admonished Bert.

deadadjectiveUS /ded/

no longer having or seeming to have or expecting to have life

From this reading "Or, if you're dead set on proverbs, remember that 'it's no use crying over spilt milk.'

DicknounUS /dɪk/

someone who is a detective

From this reading "It never rains but it pours," added Dick gloomily.

fellowsnounUS /ˈfeloʊz/

plural of “fellow” — a boy or man

From this reading "O, cut out the croaking, you fellows," admonished Bert.

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading We're up against it good and plenty, but that's all the more reason to get together and try to kill the 'jinx.'"

gloomilyadverbUS /ˈɡluːməli/

with gloom

From this reading "It never rains but it pours," added Dick gloomily.

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading We're up against it good and plenty, but that's all the more reason to get together and try to kill the 'jinx.'"

groanedverbUS /ɡroʊnd/

past form of “groan” — indicate pain, discomfort, or displeasure

From this reading ON THE TOBOGGAN "MISFORTUNES never come singly," groaned Tom.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading "Or, if you're dead set on proverbs, remember that 'it's no use crying over spilt milk.'

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading "It never rains but it pours," added Dick gloomily.

it's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Or, if you're dead set on proverbs, remember that 'it's no use crying over spilt milk.'

jinxnounUS /dʒɪŋks/

a person believed to bring bad luck to those around him

From this reading We're up against it good and plenty, but that's all the more reason to get together and try to kill the 'jinx.'"

killverbUS /kɪl/

cause to die; put to death, usually intentionally or knowingly

From this reading We're up against it good and plenty, but that's all the more reason to get together and try to kill the 'jinx.'"

milknounUS /mɪlk/

a white nutritious liquid secreted by mammals and used as food by human beings

From this reading "Or, if you're dead set on proverbs, remember that 'it's no use crying over spilt milk.'

MISFORTUNESnounUS /mɪˈsfɔːrtʃənz/

plural of “misfortune” — unnecessary and unforeseen trouble resulting from an unfortunate event

From this reading ON THE TOBOGGAN "MISFORTUNES never come singly," groaned Tom.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading We're up against it good and plenty, but that's all the more reason to get together and try to kill the 'jinx.'"

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading ON THE TOBOGGAN "MISFORTUNES never come singly," groaned Tom.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading "Or, if you're dead set on proverbs, remember that 'it's no use crying over spilt milk.'

OnounUS /oʊ/

a nonmetallic bivalent element that is normally a colorless odorless tasteless nonflammable diatomic gas; constitutes 21 percent of the atmosphere by volume; the most abundant element in the earth's crust

From this reading "O, cut out the croaking, you fellows," admonished Bert.

ONprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading ON THE TOBOGGAN "MISFORTUNES never come singly," groaned Tom.

OrconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading "Or, if you're dead set on proverbs, remember that 'it's no use crying over spilt milk.'

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading "O, cut out the croaking, you fellows," admonished Bert.

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading "Or, if you're dead set on proverbs, remember that 'it's no use crying over spilt milk.'

plentynounUS /ˈplenti/

a full supply

From this reading We're up against it good and plenty, but that's all the more reason to get together and try to kill the 'jinx.'"

poursverbUS /pɔːrz/

third-person singular of “pour” — cause to run

From this reading "It never rains but it pours," added Dick gloomily.

proverbsnounUS /ˈprɑːvərbz/

an Old Testament book consisting of proverbs from various Israeli sages (including Solomon)

From this reading "Or, if you're dead set on proverbs, remember that 'it's no use crying over spilt milk.'

rainsnounUS /reɪnz/

plural of “rain” — water falling in drops from vapor condensed in the atmosphere

From this reading "It never rains but it pours," added Dick gloomily.

reasonnounUS /ˈriːzən/

a rational motive for a belief or action

From this reading We're up against it good and plenty, but that's all the more reason to get together and try to kill the 'jinx.'"

rememberverbUS /rɪˈmɛm.bər/

To recall to mind.

From this reading "Or, if you're dead set on proverbs, remember that 'it's no use crying over spilt milk.'

setverbUS /set/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading "Or, if you're dead set on proverbs, remember that 'it's no use crying over spilt milk.'

singlyadverbUS /ˈsɪŋɡli/

one by one; one at a time

From this reading ON THE TOBOGGAN "MISFORTUNES never come singly," groaned Tom.

spiltverbUS /spɪlt/

inflected form of “spill” — cause or allow (a liquid substance) to run or flow from a container

From this reading "Or, if you're dead set on proverbs, remember that 'it's no use crying over spilt milk.'

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading "Or, if you're dead set on proverbs, remember that 'it's no use crying over spilt milk.'

that's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading We're up against it good and plenty, but that's all the more reason to get together and try to kill the 'jinx.'"

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading ON THE TOBOGGAN "MISFORTUNES never come singly," groaned Tom.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading We're up against it good and plenty, but that's all the more reason to get together and try to kill the 'jinx.'"

TOBOGGANnounUS /təˈbɑːɡən/

a long narrow sled without runners; boards curve upward in front

From this reading ON THE TOBOGGAN "MISFORTUNES never come singly," groaned Tom.

togetheradverbUS /təˈɡeðər/

in contact with each other or in proximity

From this reading We're up against it good and plenty, but that's all the more reason to get together and try to kill the 'jinx.'"

TomnounUS /tɑːm/

male cat

From this reading ON THE TOBOGGAN "MISFORTUNES never come singly," groaned Tom.

tryverbUS /traɪ/

make an effort or attempt

From this reading We're up against it good and plenty, but that's all the more reason to get together and try to kill the 'jinx.'"

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading We're up against it good and plenty, but that's all the more reason to get together and try to kill the 'jinx.'"

usenounUS /juːs/

the act of using

From this reading "Or, if you're dead set on proverbs, remember that 'it's no use crying over spilt milk.'

We're

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading We're up against it good and plenty, but that's all the more reason to get together and try to kill the 'jinx.'"

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "O, cut out the croaking, you fellows," admonished Bert.

you're

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Or, if you're dead set on proverbs, remember that 'it's no use crying over spilt milk.'

Chapter 8 of Bert Wilson on the Gridiron by J. W. Duffield holds 270 sentences, grouped into 54 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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