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Best laid schemes

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Best laid schemes is here in full — 434 sentences across 87 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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“_The best laid schemes o mice and men Gang aft a-gley_” Susan Parker was twenty-six and nothing had ever happened.
To speak more accurately, plenty of things had happened, but Man had never happened.
As a college girl and afterward, Susie had, to be sure, known many men; but they had all passed by on the other side.
A young man of literary ambitions had once directed a sonnet at Susie, but she was not without critical judgment and she knew it for a weak effort.
This young man afterward became the sporting editor of a great newspaper, and but for Susie’s fastidiousness in the matter of sonnets she might have shared his prosperity and fame.
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Best laid schemes

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Best laid schemes is here in full — 434 sentences across 87 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/86 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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“_The best laid schemes omice and men Gang aft a-gley_” Susan Parker was twenty-six and nothing had ever happened.
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To speak more accurately, plenty of things had happened, but Man had never happened.
/tuː spiːk mɔːr ˈækjərətli ˈplenti ʌv θɪŋz hæd ˈhæpənd bʌt mæn hæd ˈnevər ˈhæpənd/
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As a college girl and afterward, Susie had, to be sure, known many men; but they had all passed by on the other side.
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A young man of literary ambitions had once directed a sonnet at Susie, but she was not without critical judgment and she knew it for a weak effort.
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This young man afterward became the sporting editor of a great newspaper, and but for Susie’s fastidiousness in the matter of sonnets she might have shared his prosperity and fame.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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accurately adverb US /ˈækjərətli/

with few mistakes

From this reading “To speak more accurately, plenty of things had happened, but Man had never happened.”

ambitions noun US /æmˈbɪʃənz/

plural of “ambition” — a cherished desire

From this reading “A young man of literary ambitions had once directed a sonnet at Susie, but she was not without critical judgment and she knew it for a weak effort.”

mice noun US /maɪs/

plural of “mouse” — any of numerous small rodents typically resembling diminutive rats having pointed snouts and small ears on elongated bodies with slender usually hairless tails

From this reading ““_The best laid schemes o’ mice and men Gang aft a-gley_” Susan Parker was twenty-six and nothing had ever happened.”

Parker noun US /ˈpɑːrkər/

United States saxophonist and leader of the bop style of jazz (1920-1955)

From this reading ““_The best laid schemes o’ mice and men Gang aft a-gley_” Susan Parker was twenty-six and nothing had ever happened.”

schemes noun US /skiːmz/

plural of “scheme” — an elaborate and systematic plan of action

From this reading ““_The best laid schemes o’ mice and men Gang aft a-gley_” Susan Parker was twenty-six and nothing had ever happened.”

sonnet noun US /ˈsɑːnɪt/

a verse form consisting of 14 lines with a fixed rhyme scheme

From this reading “A young man of literary ambitions had once directed a sonnet at Susie, but she was not without critical judgment and she knew it for a weak effort.”

sonnets noun US /ˈsɑːnɪts/

plural of “sonnet” — a verse form consisting of 14 lines with a fixed rhyme scheme

From this reading “This young man afterward became the sporting editor of a great newspaper, and but for Susie’s fastidiousness in the matter of sonnets she might have shared his prosperity and fame.”

sporting adjective US /ˈspɔːrtɪŋ/

exhibiting or calling for sportsmanship or fair play

From this reading “This young man afterward became the sporting editor of a great newspaper, and but for Susie’s fastidiousness in the matter of sonnets she might have shared his prosperity and fame.”

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young man adjective + noun

a teenager or a young adult male

In this reading “A young man of literary ambitions had once directed a sonnet at Susie, but she was not without critical judgment and she knew it for a weak effort.”

other side adjective + noun

In this reading “As a college girl and afterward, Susie had, to be sure, known many men; but they had all passed by on the other side.”

many men adjective + noun

In this reading “As a college girl and afterward, Susie had, to be sure, known many men; but they had all passed by on the other side.”

passed by verb + particle counted as “pass by”

move past

In this reading “As a college girl and afterward, Susie had, to be sure, known many men; but they had all passed by on the other side.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading As a college girl and afterward, Susie had, to be sure, known many men; but they had all passed by on the other side.

a-gley

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “_The best laid schemes o’ mice and men Gang aft a-gley_” Susan Parker was twenty-six and nothing had ever happened.

accuratelyadverbUS /ˈækjərətli/

with few mistakes

From this reading To speak more accurately, plenty of things had happened, but Man had never happened.

aftadverbUS /æft/

at or near or toward the stern of a ship or tail of an airplane

From this reading “_The best laid schemes o’ mice and men Gang aft a-gley_” Susan Parker was twenty-six and nothing had ever happened.

afterwardadverbUS /ˈæftərwərd/

happening at a time subsequent to a reference time

From this reading As a college girl and afterward, Susie had, to be sure, known many men; but they had all passed by on the other side.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading As a college girl and afterward, Susie had, to be sure, known many men; but they had all passed by on the other side.

ambitionsnounUS /æmˈbɪʃənz/

plural of “ambition” — a cherished desire

From this reading A young man of literary ambitions had once directed a sonnet at Susie, but she was not without critical judgment and she knew it for a weak effort.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading “_The best laid schemes o’ mice and men Gang aft a-gley_” Susan Parker was twenty-six and nothing had ever happened.

AsconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading As a college girl and afterward, Susie had, to be sure, known many men; but they had all passed by on the other side.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading A young man of literary ambitions had once directed a sonnet at Susie, but she was not without critical judgment and she knew it for a weak effort.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading As a college girl and afterward, Susie had, to be sure, known many men; but they had all passed by on the other side.

becameverbUS /bɪˈkeɪm/

inflected form of “become” — enter or assume a certain state or condition

From this reading This young man afterward became the sporting editor of a great newspaper, and but for Susie’s fastidiousness in the matter of sonnets she might have shared his prosperity and fame.

bestnounUS /best/

the supreme effort one can make

From this reading “_The best laid schemes o’ mice and men Gang aft a-gley_” Susan Parker was twenty-six and nothing had ever happened.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading To speak more accurately, plenty of things had happened, but Man had never happened.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading As a college girl and afterward, Susie had, to be sure, known many men; but they had all passed by on the other side.

collegenounUS /ˈkɑːlɪdʒ/

the body of faculty and students of a college

From this reading As a college girl and afterward, Susie had, to be sure, known many men; but they had all passed by on the other side.

criticaladjectiveUS /ˈkrɪtɪkəl/

marked by a tendency to find and call attention to errors and flaws

From this reading A young man of literary ambitions had once directed a sonnet at Susie, but she was not without critical judgment and she knew it for a weak effort.

directedadjectiveUS /dərˈektəd/

(often used in combination) having a specified direction

From this reading A young man of literary ambitions had once directed a sonnet at Susie, but she was not without critical judgment and she knew it for a weak effort.

editornounUS /ˈedətər/

a person responsible for the editorial aspects of publication; the person who determines the final content of a text (especially of a newspaper or magazine)

From this reading This young man afterward became the sporting editor of a great newspaper, and but for Susie’s fastidiousness in the matter of sonnets she might have shared his prosperity and fame.

effortnounUS /ˈefərt/

earnest and conscientious activity intended to do or accomplish something

From this reading A young man of literary ambitions had once directed a sonnet at Susie, but she was not without critical judgment and she knew it for a weak effort.

everadverbUS /ˈevər/

at any time

From this reading “_The best laid schemes o’ mice and men Gang aft a-gley_” Susan Parker was twenty-six and nothing had ever happened.

famenounUS /feɪm/

the state or quality of being widely honored and acclaimed

From this reading This young man afterward became the sporting editor of a great newspaper, and but for Susie’s fastidiousness in the matter of sonnets she might have shared his prosperity and fame.

fastidiousnessnoun

the trait of being meticulous about matters of taste or style

From this reading This young man afterward became the sporting editor of a great newspaper, and but for Susie’s fastidiousness in the matter of sonnets she might have shared his prosperity and fame.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading A young man of literary ambitions had once directed a sonnet at Susie, but she was not without critical judgment and she knew it for a weak effort.

GangnounUS /ɡæŋ/

an association of criminals

From this reading “_The best laid schemes o’ mice and men Gang aft a-gley_” Susan Parker was twenty-six and nothing had ever happened.

girlnounUS /ɡɜːrl/

a young female

From this reading As a college girl and afterward, Susie had, to be sure, known many men; but they had all passed by on the other side.

greatadjectiveUS /ɡreɪt/

relatively large in size or number or extent; larger than others of its kind

From this reading This young man afterward became the sporting editor of a great newspaper, and but for Susie’s fastidiousness in the matter of sonnets she might have shared his prosperity and fame.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading “_The best laid schemes o’ mice and men Gang aft a-gley_” Susan Parker was twenty-six and nothing had ever happened.

happenedverbUS /ˈhæpənd/

past form of “happen” — come to pass

From this reading “_The best laid schemes o’ mice and men Gang aft a-gley_” Susan Parker was twenty-six and nothing had ever happened.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading This young man afterward became the sporting editor of a great newspaper, and but for Susie’s fastidiousness in the matter of sonnets she might have shared his prosperity and fame.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading This young man afterward became the sporting editor of a great newspaper, and but for Susie’s fastidiousness in the matter of sonnets she might have shared his prosperity and fame.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading This young man afterward became the sporting editor of a great newspaper, and but for Susie’s fastidiousness in the matter of sonnets she might have shared his prosperity and fame.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading A young man of literary ambitions had once directed a sonnet at Susie, but she was not without critical judgment and she knew it for a weak effort.

judgmentnounUS /ˈdʒʌdʒmənt/

an opinion formed by judging something

From this reading A young man of literary ambitions had once directed a sonnet at Susie, but she was not without critical judgment and she knew it for a weak effort.

knewverbUS /nuː/

inflected form of “know” — be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading A young man of literary ambitions had once directed a sonnet at Susie, but she was not without critical judgment and she knew it for a weak effort.

knownadjectiveUS /noʊn/

apprehended with certainty

From this reading As a college girl and afterward, Susie had, to be sure, known many men; but they had all passed by on the other side.

laidadjectiveUS /leɪd/

set down according to a plan

From this reading “_The best laid schemes o’ mice and men Gang aft a-gley_” Susan Parker was twenty-six and nothing had ever happened.

literaryadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəreri/

of or relating to or characteristic of literature

From this reading A young man of literary ambitions had once directed a sonnet at Susie, but she was not without critical judgment and she knew it for a weak effort.

MannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading To speak more accurately, plenty of things had happened, but Man had never happened.

manyadjectiveUS /ˈmeni/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “as” or “too” or “so” or “that”; amounting to a large but indefinite number

From this reading As a college girl and afterward, Susie had, to be sure, known many men; but they had all passed by on the other side.

matternounUS /ˈmætər/

a vaguely specified concern

From this reading This young man afterward became the sporting editor of a great newspaper, and but for Susie’s fastidiousness in the matter of sonnets she might have shared his prosperity and fame.

mennounUS /men/

the force of workers available

From this reading “_The best laid schemes o’ mice and men Gang aft a-gley_” Susan Parker was twenty-six and nothing had ever happened.

micenounUS /maɪs/

plural of “mouse” — any of numerous small rodents typically resembling diminutive rats having pointed snouts and small ears on elongated bodies with slender usually hairless tails

From this reading “_The best laid schemes o’ mice and men Gang aft a-gley_” Susan Parker was twenty-six and nothing had ever happened.

mightmodal verbUS /maɪt/

used to say something is possible but not certain

From this reading This young man afterward became the sporting editor of a great newspaper, and but for Susie’s fastidiousness in the matter of sonnets she might have shared his prosperity and fame.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading To speak more accurately, plenty of things had happened, but Man had never happened.

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading To speak more accurately, plenty of things had happened, but Man had never happened.

newspapernounUS /ˈnuːzpeɪpər/

a daily or weekly publication on folded sheets; contains news and articles and advertisements

From this reading This young man afterward became the sporting editor of a great newspaper, and but for Susie’s fastidiousness in the matter of sonnets she might have shared his prosperity and fame.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading A young man of literary ambitions had once directed a sonnet at Susie, but she was not without critical judgment and she knew it for a weak effort.

nothingpronounUS /ˈnʌθɪŋ/

not one thing; not anything

From this reading “_The best laid schemes o’ mice and men Gang aft a-gley_” Susan Parker was twenty-six and nothing had ever happened.

onounUS /oʊ/

a nonmetallic bivalent element that is normally a colorless odorless tasteless nonflammable diatomic gas; constitutes 21 percent of the atmosphere by volume; the most abundant element in the earth's crust

From this reading “_The best laid schemes o’ mice and men Gang aft a-gley_” Susan Parker was twenty-six and nothing had ever happened.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading To speak more accurately, plenty of things had happened, but Man had never happened.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading As a college girl and afterward, Susie had, to be sure, known many men; but they had all passed by on the other side.

onceadverbUS /wʌns/

on one occasion

From this reading A young man of literary ambitions had once directed a sonnet at Susie, but she was not without critical judgment and she knew it for a weak effort.

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading As a college girl and afterward, Susie had, to be sure, known many men; but they had all passed by on the other side.

ParkernounUS /ˈpɑːrkər/

United States saxophonist and leader of the bop style of jazz (1920-1955)

From this reading “_The best laid schemes o’ mice and men Gang aft a-gley_” Susan Parker was twenty-six and nothing had ever happened.

passedverbUS /pæst/

past form of “pass” — go across or through

From this reading As a college girl and afterward, Susie had, to be sure, known many men; but they had all passed by on the other side.

plentynounUS /ˈplenti/

a full supply

From this reading To speak more accurately, plenty of things had happened, but Man had never happened.

prosperitynounUS /prɑːˈsperəti/

an economic state of growth with rising profits and full employment

From this reading This young man afterward became the sporting editor of a great newspaper, and but for Susie’s fastidiousness in the matter of sonnets she might have shared his prosperity and fame.

schemesnounUS /skiːmz/

plural of “scheme” — an elaborate and systematic plan of action

From this reading “_The best laid schemes o’ mice and men Gang aft a-gley_” Susan Parker was twenty-six and nothing had ever happened.

sharedadjectiveUS /ʃerd/

have in common; held or experienced in common

From this reading This young man afterward became the sporting editor of a great newspaper, and but for Susie’s fastidiousness in the matter of sonnets she might have shared his prosperity and fame.

shepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading A young man of literary ambitions had once directed a sonnet at Susie, but she was not without critical judgment and she knew it for a weak effort.

sidenounUS /saɪd/

a place within a region identified relative to a center or reference location

From this reading As a college girl and afterward, Susie had, to be sure, known many men; but they had all passed by on the other side.

sonnetnounUS /ˈsɑːnɪt/

a verse form consisting of 14 lines with a fixed rhyme scheme

From this reading A young man of literary ambitions had once directed a sonnet at Susie, but she was not without critical judgment and she knew it for a weak effort.

sonnetsnounUS /ˈsɑːnɪts/

plural of “sonnet” — a verse form consisting of 14 lines with a fixed rhyme scheme

From this reading This young man afterward became the sporting editor of a great newspaper, and but for Susie’s fastidiousness in the matter of sonnets she might have shared his prosperity and fame.

speakverbUS /spiːk/

express in speech

From this reading To speak more accurately, plenty of things had happened, but Man had never happened.

sportingadjectiveUS /ˈspɔːrtɪŋ/

exhibiting or calling for sportsmanship or fair play

From this reading This young man afterward became the sporting editor of a great newspaper, and but for Susie’s fastidiousness in the matter of sonnets she might have shared his prosperity and fame.

sureadjectiveUS /ʃʊr/

having or feeling no doubt or uncertainty; confident and assured

From this reading As a college girl and afterward, Susie had, to be sure, known many men; but they had all passed by on the other side.

Susan

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “_The best laid schemes o’ mice and men Gang aft a-gley_” Susan Parker was twenty-six and nothing had ever happened.

Susie

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading As a college girl and afterward, Susie had, to be sure, known many men; but they had all passed by on the other side.

Susie's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading This young man afterward became the sporting editor of a great newspaper, and but for Susie’s fastidiousness in the matter of sonnets she might have shared his prosperity and fame.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading “_The best laid schemes o’ mice and men Gang aft a-gley_” Susan Parker was twenty-six and nothing had ever happened.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading As a college girl and afterward, Susie had, to be sure, known many men; but they had all passed by on the other side.

thingsnounUS /θɪŋz/

any movable possession (especially articles of clothing)

From this reading To speak more accurately, plenty of things had happened, but Man had never happened.

ThisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading This young man afterward became the sporting editor of a great newspaper, and but for Susie’s fastidiousness in the matter of sonnets she might have shared his prosperity and fame.

ToparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading To speak more accurately, plenty of things had happened, but Man had never happened.

twenty-sixadjective

being six more than twenty

From this reading “_The best laid schemes o’ mice and men Gang aft a-gley_” Susan Parker was twenty-six and nothing had ever happened.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading “_The best laid schemes o’ mice and men Gang aft a-gley_” Susan Parker was twenty-six and nothing had ever happened.

weakadjectiveUS /wiːk/

wanting in physical strength

From this reading A young man of literary ambitions had once directed a sonnet at Susie, but she was not without critical judgment and she knew it for a weak effort.

withoutprepositionUS /wɪˈθaʊt/

not having, not using, or not accompanied by

From this reading A young man of literary ambitions had once directed a sonnet at Susie, but she was not without critical judgment and she knew it for a weak effort.

youngadjectiveUS /jʌŋ/

(used of living things especially persons) in an early period of life or development or growth

From this reading A young man of literary ambitions had once directed a sonnet at Susie, but she was not without critical judgment and she knew it for a weak effort.

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Schemes
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A-gley
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Susan
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Parker
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