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Chapter I · Chapter 1

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There is a wide difference of opinion, even among the most discriminating critics, as to what constitutes the point of a good joke.
Aside from varying temperaments, this is largely due to one's experience with life in general.
Or intimate acquaintance with certain phases of life gives us a subtler appreciation of certain niceties, which would be lost upon those who have not traveled over that particular path.
The doctor, the lawyer, the family man, and the soldier, each have their minds sensitized to their own fields of thought.
Human nature, however, works according to universal laws, and a really first-class joke strikes home to the majority.
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Best Short Stories

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Best Short Stories is here in full — 467 sentences across 94 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/93 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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There is a wide difference of opinion, even among the most discriminating critics, as to what constitutes the point of a good joke.
/ðer ɪz ə waɪd ˈdɪfərəns ʌv əˈpɪnjən ˈiːvɪn əˈmʌŋ ðə moʊst dɪˈskrɪməneɪtɪŋ ˈkrɪtɪks æz tuː wʌt ˈkɑːnstətuːts ðə pɔɪnt ʌv ə ɡʊd dʒoʊk/
Line 2
Aside from varying temperaments, this is largely due to one's experience with life in general.
Line 3
Or intimate acquaintance with certain phases of life gives us a subtler appreciation of certain niceties, which would be lost upon those who have not traveled over that particular path.
/ɔːr ˈɪntəmət əˈkweɪntəns wɪð ˈsɜːrtən ˈfeɪzəz ʌv laɪf ɡɪvz ʌs ə ˈsʌtələr əˌpriːʃiˈeɪʃən ʌv ˈsɜːrtən ˈnaɪsɪtiz wɪtʃ wʊd biː lɔːst əˈpɑːn ðoʊz huː hæv nɑːt ˈtrævəld ˈoʊvər ðæt pərˈtɪkjələr pæθ/
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The doctor, the lawyer, the family man, and the soldier, each have their minds sensitized to their own fields of thought.
/ðə ˈdɑːktər ðə ˈlɔːjər ðə ˈfæməli mæn ənd ðə ˈsoʊldʒər iːtʃ hæv ðer maɪndz ˈsensətaɪzd tuː ðer oʊn fiːldz ʌv θɔːt/
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Human nature, however, works according to universal laws, and a really first-class joke strikes home to the majority.
/ˈhjuːmən ˈneɪtʃər ˌhaʊˈevər wɜːrks əˈkɔːrdɪŋ tuː ˌjuːnəˈvɜːrsəl lɔːz ənd ə ˈrɪli ˌfɜːrstˈklæs dʒoʊk straɪks hoʊm tuː ðə məˈdʒɔːrəti/

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constitutes verb US /ˈkɑːnstətuːts/

third-person singular of “constitute” — form or compose

From this reading “There is a wide difference of opinion, even among the most discriminating critics, as to what constitutes the point of a good joke.”

discriminating adjective US /dɪˈskrɪməneɪtɪŋ/

showing or indicating careful judgment and discernment especially in matters of taste

From this reading “There is a wide difference of opinion, even among the most discriminating critics, as to what constitutes the point of a good joke.”

first-class adjective US /ˌfɜːrstˈklæs/

very good; of the highest quality

From this reading “Human nature, however, works according to universal laws, and a really first-class joke strikes home to the majority.”

niceties noun US /ˈnaɪsɪtiz/

plural of “nicety” — conformity with some esthetic standard of correctness or propriety

From this reading “Or intimate acquaintance with certain phases of life gives us a subtler appreciation of certain niceties, which would be lost upon those who have not traveled over that particular path.”

phases noun US /ˈfeɪzəz/

plural of “phase” — any distinct time period in a sequence of events

From this reading “Or intimate acquaintance with certain phases of life gives us a subtler appreciation of certain niceties, which would be lost upon those who have not traveled over that particular path.”

sensitized adjective US /ˈsensətaɪzd/

having an allergy or peculiar or excessive susceptibility (especially to a specific factor)

From this reading “The doctor, the lawyer, the family man, and the soldier, each have their minds sensitized to their own fields of thought.”

subtler adjective US /ˈsʌtələr/

comparative of “subtle” — difficult to detect or grasp by the mind or analyze

From this reading “Or intimate acquaintance with certain phases of life gives us a subtler appreciation of certain niceties, which would be lost upon those who have not traveled over that particular path.”

temperaments noun US /ˈtemprəmənts/

plural of “temperament” — your usual mood

From this reading “Aside from varying temperaments, this is largely due to one's experience with life in general.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading There is a wide difference of opinion, even among the most discriminating critics, as to what constitutes the point of a good joke.

accordingadjectiveUS /əˈkɔːrdɪŋ/

(followed by “to”) in agreement with or accordant with

From this reading Human nature, however, works according to universal laws, and a really first-class joke strikes home to the majority.

acquaintancenounUS /əˈkweɪntəns/

personal knowledge or information about someone or something

From this reading Or intimate acquaintance with certain phases of life gives us a subtler appreciation of certain niceties, which would be lost upon those who have not traveled over that particular path.

amongprepositionUS /əˈmʌŋ/

surrounded by; in the middle of a group

From this reading There is a wide difference of opinion, even among the most discriminating critics, as to what constitutes the point of a good joke.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading The doctor, the lawyer, the family man, and the soldier, each have their minds sensitized to their own fields of thought.

appreciationnounUS /əˌpriːʃiˈeɪʃən/

understanding of the nature or meaning or quality or magnitude of something

From this reading Or intimate acquaintance with certain phases of life gives us a subtler appreciation of certain niceties, which would be lost upon those who have not traveled over that particular path.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading There is a wide difference of opinion, even among the most discriminating critics, as to what constitutes the point of a good joke.

AsideadverbUS /əˈsaɪd/

on or to one side

From this reading Aside from varying temperaments, this is largely due to one's experience with life in general.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading Or intimate acquaintance with certain phases of life gives us a subtler appreciation of certain niceties, which would be lost upon those who have not traveled over that particular path.

certainadjectiveUS /ˈsɜːrtən/

definite but not specified or identified

From this reading Or intimate acquaintance with certain phases of life gives us a subtler appreciation of certain niceties, which would be lost upon those who have not traveled over that particular path.

constitutesverbUS /ˈkɑːnstətuːts/

third-person singular of “constitute” — form or compose

From this reading There is a wide difference of opinion, even among the most discriminating critics, as to what constitutes the point of a good joke.

criticsnounUS /ˈkrɪtɪks/

plural of “critic” — a person who is professionally engaged in the analysis and interpretation of works of art

From this reading There is a wide difference of opinion, even among the most discriminating critics, as to what constitutes the point of a good joke.

differencenounUS /ˈdɪfərəns/

the quality of being unlike or dissimilar

From this reading There is a wide difference of opinion, even among the most discriminating critics, as to what constitutes the point of a good joke.

discriminatingadjectiveUS /dɪˈskrɪməneɪtɪŋ/

showing or indicating careful judgment and discernment especially in matters of taste

From this reading There is a wide difference of opinion, even among the most discriminating critics, as to what constitutes the point of a good joke.

doctornounUS /ˈdɑːktər/

a licensed medical practitioner

From this reading The doctor, the lawyer, the family man, and the soldier, each have their minds sensitized to their own fields of thought.

dueadjectiveUS /duː/

owed and payable immediately or on demand

From this reading Aside from varying temperaments, this is largely due to one's experience with life in general.

eachdeterminerUS /iːtʃ/

every one of two or more people or things, taken separately

From this reading The doctor, the lawyer, the family man, and the soldier, each have their minds sensitized to their own fields of thought.

evenadjectiveUS /ˈiːvɪn/

divisible by two

From this reading There is a wide difference of opinion, even among the most discriminating critics, as to what constitutes the point of a good joke.

experienceverbUS /ɪkˈspɪriəns/

undergo or live through a difficult experience

From this reading Aside from varying temperaments, this is largely due to one's experience with life in general.

familynounUS /ˈfæməli/

a social unit living together

From this reading The doctor, the lawyer, the family man, and the soldier, each have their minds sensitized to their own fields of thought.

fieldsnounUS /fiːldz/

United States comedian and film actor (1880-1946)

From this reading The doctor, the lawyer, the family man, and the soldier, each have their minds sensitized to their own fields of thought.

first-classadjectiveUS /ˌfɜːrstˈklæs/

very good; of the highest quality

From this reading Human nature, however, works according to universal laws, and a really first-class joke strikes home to the majority.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading Aside from varying temperaments, this is largely due to one's experience with life in general.

generaladjectiveUS /ˈdʒenərəl/

applying to all or most members of a category or group

From this reading Aside from varying temperaments, this is largely due to one's experience with life in general.

givesnounUS /ɡɪvz/

plural of “give” — the elasticity of something that can be stretched and returns to its original length

From this reading Or intimate acquaintance with certain phases of life gives us a subtler appreciation of certain niceties, which would be lost upon those who have not traveled over that particular path.

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading There is a wide difference of opinion, even among the most discriminating critics, as to what constitutes the point of a good joke.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading Or intimate acquaintance with certain phases of life gives us a subtler appreciation of certain niceties, which would be lost upon those who have not traveled over that particular path.

homenounUS /hoʊm/

where you live at a particular time

From this reading Human nature, however, works according to universal laws, and a really first-class joke strikes home to the majority.

howeveradverbUS /ˌhaʊˈevər/

used to add a contrasting statement

From this reading Human nature, however, works according to universal laws, and a really first-class joke strikes home to the majority.

HumanadjectiveUS /ˈhjuːmən/

characteristic of humanity

From this reading Human nature, however, works according to universal laws, and a really first-class joke strikes home to the majority.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Aside from varying temperaments, this is largely due to one's experience with life in general.

intimateadjectiveUS /ˈɪntəmət/

marked by close acquaintance, association, or familiarity

From this reading Or intimate acquaintance with certain phases of life gives us a subtler appreciation of certain niceties, which would be lost upon those who have not traveled over that particular path.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading There is a wide difference of opinion, even among the most discriminating critics, as to what constitutes the point of a good joke.

jokenounUS /dʒoʊk/

a humorous anecdote or remark intended to provoke laughter

From this reading There is a wide difference of opinion, even among the most discriminating critics, as to what constitutes the point of a good joke.

largelyadverbUS /ˈlɑːrdʒli/

in large part; mainly or chiefly

From this reading Aside from varying temperaments, this is largely due to one's experience with life in general.

lawsnounUS /lɔːz/

the first of three divisions of the Hebrew Scriptures comprising the first five books of the Hebrew Bible considered as a unit

From this reading Human nature, however, works according to universal laws, and a really first-class joke strikes home to the majority.

lawyernounUS /ˈlɔːjər/

a professional person authorized to practice law; conducts lawsuits or gives legal advice

From this reading The doctor, the lawyer, the family man, and the soldier, each have their minds sensitized to their own fields of thought.

lifenounUS /laɪf/

a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading Aside from varying temperaments, this is largely due to one's experience with life in general.

lostadjectiveUS /lɔːst/

no longer in your possession or control; unable to be found or recovered

From this reading Or intimate acquaintance with certain phases of life gives us a subtler appreciation of certain niceties, which would be lost upon those who have not traveled over that particular path.

majoritynounUS /məˈdʒɔːrəti/

the property resulting from being or relating to the greater in number of two parts; the main part

From this reading Human nature, however, works according to universal laws, and a really first-class joke strikes home to the majority.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading The doctor, the lawyer, the family man, and the soldier, each have their minds sensitized to their own fields of thought.

mindsnounUS /maɪndz/

plural of “mind” — that which is responsible for one's thoughts, feelings, and conscious brain functions; the seat of the faculty of reason

From this reading The doctor, the lawyer, the family man, and the soldier, each have their minds sensitized to their own fields of thought.

mostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading There is a wide difference of opinion, even among the most discriminating critics, as to what constitutes the point of a good joke.

naturenounUS /ˈneɪtʃər/

the essential qualities or characteristics by which something is recognized

From this reading Human nature, however, works according to universal laws, and a really first-class joke strikes home to the majority.

nicetiesnounUS /ˈnaɪsɪtiz/

plural of “nicety” — conformity with some esthetic standard of correctness or propriety

From this reading Or intimate acquaintance with certain phases of life gives us a subtler appreciation of certain niceties, which would be lost upon those who have not traveled over that particular path.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Or intimate acquaintance with certain phases of life gives us a subtler appreciation of certain niceties, which would be lost upon those who have not traveled over that particular path.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading There is a wide difference of opinion, even among the most discriminating critics, as to what constitutes the point of a good joke.

one's

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From this reading Aside from varying temperaments, this is largely due to one's experience with life in general.

opinionnounUS /əˈpɪnjən/

a personal belief or judgment that is not founded on proof or certainty

From this reading There is a wide difference of opinion, even among the most discriminating critics, as to what constitutes the point of a good joke.

OrconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading Or intimate acquaintance with certain phases of life gives us a subtler appreciation of certain niceties, which would be lost upon those who have not traveled over that particular path.

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading Or intimate acquaintance with certain phases of life gives us a subtler appreciation of certain niceties, which would be lost upon those who have not traveled over that particular path.

ownverbUS /oʊn/

have ownership or possession of

From this reading The doctor, the lawyer, the family man, and the soldier, each have their minds sensitized to their own fields of thought.

particularadjectiveUS /pərˈtɪkjələr/

unique or specific to a person or thing or category

From this reading Or intimate acquaintance with certain phases of life gives us a subtler appreciation of certain niceties, which would be lost upon those who have not traveled over that particular path.

pathnounUS /pæθ/

a course of conduct

From this reading Or intimate acquaintance with certain phases of life gives us a subtler appreciation of certain niceties, which would be lost upon those who have not traveled over that particular path.

phasesnounUS /ˈfeɪzəz/

plural of “phase” — any distinct time period in a sequence of events

From this reading Or intimate acquaintance with certain phases of life gives us a subtler appreciation of certain niceties, which would be lost upon those who have not traveled over that particular path.

pointnounUS /pɔɪnt/

a geometric element that has position but no extension

From this reading There is a wide difference of opinion, even among the most discriminating critics, as to what constitutes the point of a good joke.

reallyadverbUS /ˈrɪli/

in accordance with truth or fact or reality

From this reading Human nature, however, works according to universal laws, and a really first-class joke strikes home to the majority.

sensitizedadjectiveUS /ˈsensətaɪzd/

having an allergy or peculiar or excessive susceptibility (especially to a specific factor)

From this reading The doctor, the lawyer, the family man, and the soldier, each have their minds sensitized to their own fields of thought.

soldiernounUS /ˈsoʊldʒər/

an enlisted man or woman who serves in an army

From this reading The doctor, the lawyer, the family man, and the soldier, each have their minds sensitized to their own fields of thought.

strikesnounUS /straɪks/

plural of “strike” — a group's refusal to work in protest against low pay or bad work conditions

From this reading Human nature, however, works according to universal laws, and a really first-class joke strikes home to the majority.

subtleradjectiveUS /ˈsʌtələr/

comparative of “subtle” — difficult to detect or grasp by the mind or analyze

From this reading Or intimate acquaintance with certain phases of life gives us a subtler appreciation of certain niceties, which would be lost upon those who have not traveled over that particular path.

temperamentsnounUS /ˈtemprəmənts/

plural of “temperament” — your usual mood

From this reading Aside from varying temperaments, this is largely due to one's experience with life in general.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Or intimate acquaintance with certain phases of life gives us a subtler appreciation of certain niceties, which would be lost upon those who have not traveled over that particular path.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading There is a wide difference of opinion, even among the most discriminating critics, as to what constitutes the point of a good joke.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading The doctor, the lawyer, the family man, and the soldier, each have their minds sensitized to their own fields of thought.

ThereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading There is a wide difference of opinion, even among the most discriminating critics, as to what constitutes the point of a good joke.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading Aside from varying temperaments, this is largely due to one's experience with life in general.

thosedeterminerUS /ðoʊz/

the plural of “that”: the people or things further away, or already known

From this reading Or intimate acquaintance with certain phases of life gives us a subtler appreciation of certain niceties, which would be lost upon those who have not traveled over that particular path.

thoughtnounUS /θɔːt/

the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading The doctor, the lawyer, the family man, and the soldier, each have their minds sensitized to their own fields of thought.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading There is a wide difference of opinion, even among the most discriminating critics, as to what constitutes the point of a good joke.

traveledadjectiveUS /ˈtrævəld/

traveled over or through; sometimes used as a combining term

From this reading Or intimate acquaintance with certain phases of life gives us a subtler appreciation of certain niceties, which would be lost upon those who have not traveled over that particular path.

universaladjectiveUS /ˌjuːnəˈvɜːrsəl/

of worldwide scope or applicability

From this reading Human nature, however, works according to universal laws, and a really first-class joke strikes home to the majority.

uponprepositionUS /əˈpɑːn/

a formal word for “on”

From this reading Or intimate acquaintance with certain phases of life gives us a subtler appreciation of certain niceties, which would be lost upon those who have not traveled over that particular path.

uspronounUS /ʌs/

the speaker and others, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Or intimate acquaintance with certain phases of life gives us a subtler appreciation of certain niceties, which would be lost upon those who have not traveled over that particular path.

varyingadjectiveUS /ˈveriɪŋ/

marked by diversity or difference

From this reading Aside from varying temperaments, this is largely due to one's experience with life in general.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading There is a wide difference of opinion, even among the most discriminating critics, as to what constitutes the point of a good joke.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading Or intimate acquaintance with certain phases of life gives us a subtler appreciation of certain niceties, which would be lost upon those who have not traveled over that particular path.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading Or intimate acquaintance with certain phases of life gives us a subtler appreciation of certain niceties, which would be lost upon those who have not traveled over that particular path.

wideadjectiveUS /waɪd/

having great (or a certain) extent from one side to the other

From this reading There is a wide difference of opinion, even among the most discriminating critics, as to what constitutes the point of a good joke.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Aside from varying temperaments, this is largely due to one's experience with life in general.

worksnounUS /wɜːrks/

buildings for carrying on industrial labor

From this reading Human nature, however, works according to universal laws, and a really first-class joke strikes home to the majority.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading Or intimate acquaintance with certain phases of life gives us a subtler appreciation of certain niceties, which would be lost upon those who have not traveled over that particular path.

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