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Chapter IX · Chapter 9

Chapter 9 of Better Dead is here in full — 124 sentences across 25 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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"Tie this muffler round your neck."
It was the president who spoke.
Andrew held his thesis in his hand.
"But the rooms are so close," he said.
"That has nothing to do with it," said the president.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Better Dead

Chapter IX · Chapter 9

Chapter 9 of Better Dead is here in full — 124 sentences across 25 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/24 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"Tie this muffler round your neck."
/taɪ ðɪs ˈmʌflər raʊnd jɔːr nek/
Line 2
It was the president who spoke.
/ɪt wɑːz ðə ˈprezədent huː spoʊk/
Line 3
Andrew held his thesis in his hand.
/ˈændruː held hɪz ˈθiːsəs ɪn hɪz hænd/
Line 4
"But the rooms are so close," he said.
/bʌt ðə ruːmz ɑːr soʊ kloʊs hiː sed/
Line 5
"That has nothing to do with it," said the president.
/ðæt hæz ˈnʌθɪŋ tuː duː wɪð ɪt sed ðə ˈprezədent/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Andrew noun US /ˈændruː/

(New Testament) disciple of Jesus; brother of Peter; patron saint of Scotland

From this reading “Andrew held his thesis in his hand.”

close adjective US /kloʊs/

at or within a short distance in space or time or having elements near each other

From this reading “"But the rooms are so close," he said.”

muffler noun US /ˈmʌflər/

a tubular acoustic device inserted in the exhaust system that is designed to reduce noise

From this reading “"Tie this muffler round your neck."”

neck noun US /nek/

the part of an organism (human or animal) that connects the head to the rest of the body

From this reading “"Tie this muffler round your neck."”

president noun US /ˈprezədent/

an executive officer of a firm or corporation

From this reading “It was the president who spoke.”

rooms noun US /ruːmz/

apartment consisting of a series of connected rooms used as a living unit (as in a hotel)

From this reading “"But the rooms are so close," he said.”

thesis noun US /ˈθiːsəs/

an unproved statement put forward as a premise in an argument

From this reading “Andrew held his thesis in his hand.”

Tie noun US /taɪ/

neckwear consisting of a long narrow piece of material worn (mostly by men) under a collar and tied in knot at the front

From this reading “"Tie this muffler round your neck."”

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AndrewnounUS /ˈændruː/

(New Testament) disciple of Jesus; brother of Peter; patron saint of Scotland

From this reading Andrew held his thesis in his hand.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading "But the rooms are so close," he said.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading "But the rooms are so close," he said.

closeadjectiveUS /kloʊs/

at or within a short distance in space or time or having elements near each other

From this reading "But the rooms are so close," he said.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading "That has nothing to do with it," said the president.

handnounUS /hænd/

the (prehensile) extremity of the superior limb

From this reading Andrew held his thesis in his hand.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "That has nothing to do with it," said the president.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "But the rooms are so close," he said.

heldadjectiveUS /held/

occupied or in the control of; often used in combination

From this reading Andrew held his thesis in his hand.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading Andrew held his thesis in his hand.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Andrew held his thesis in his hand.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It was the president who spoke.

mufflernounUS /ˈmʌflər/

a tubular acoustic device inserted in the exhaust system that is designed to reduce noise

From this reading "Tie this muffler round your neck."

necknounUS /nek/

the part of an organism (human or animal) that connects the head to the rest of the body

From this reading "Tie this muffler round your neck."

nothingpronounUS /ˈnʌθɪŋ/

not one thing; not anything

From this reading "That has nothing to do with it," said the president.

presidentnounUS /ˈprezədent/

an executive officer of a firm or corporation

From this reading It was the president who spoke.

roomsnounUS /ruːmz/

apartment consisting of a series of connected rooms used as a living unit (as in a hotel)

From this reading "But the rooms are so close," he said.

roundnounUS /raʊnd/

a charge of ammunition for a single shot

From this reading "Tie this muffler round your neck."

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading "But the rooms are so close," he said.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading "But the rooms are so close," he said.

spokenounUS /spoʊk/

support consisting of a radial member of a wheel joining the hub to the rim

From this reading It was the president who spoke.

ThatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading "That has nothing to do with it," said the president.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading It was the president who spoke.

thesisnounUS /ˈθiːsəs/

an unproved statement put forward as a premise in an argument

From this reading Andrew held his thesis in his hand.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading "Tie this muffler round your neck."

TienounUS /taɪ/

neckwear consisting of a long narrow piece of material worn (mostly by men) under a collar and tied in knot at the front

From this reading "Tie this muffler round your neck."

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "That has nothing to do with it," said the president.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading It was the president who spoke.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading It was the president who spoke.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading "That has nothing to do with it," said the president.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "Tie this muffler round your neck."

Chapter 9 of Better Dead by J. M. (James Matthew) Barrie holds 124 sentences, grouped into 25 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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