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Beyond Bedlam

Chapter I

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However fantastic it may seem, the society so elaborately described in this story has its seeds in ours.
Just check the data....
The opening afternoon class for Mary Walden's ego-shift was almost over, and Mary was practically certain the teacher would not call on her to recite her assignment, when Carl Blair got it into his mind to try to pass her a dirty note.
Mary knew it would be a screamingly funny Ego-Shifting Room limerick and was about to reach for the note when Mrs. Harris's voice crackled through the room.
"Carl Blair!
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Beyond Bedlam

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Beyond Bedlam is here in full — 500 sentences across 100 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/100 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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However fantastic it may seem, the society so elaborately described in this story has its seeds in ours.
/ˌhaʊˈevər fænˈtæstɪk ɪt meɪ siːm ðə səˈsaɪəti soʊ ɪˈlæbrətli dɪˈskraɪbd ɪn ðɪs ˈstɔːri hæz ɪts siːdz ɪn ˈaʊərz/
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Just check the data....
/dʒʌst tʃek ðə ˈdeɪtə/
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The opening afternoon class for Mary Walden's ego-shift was almost over, and Mary was practically certain the teacher would not call on her to recite her assignment, when Carl Blair got it into his mind to try to pass her a dirty note.
Line 4
Mary knew it would be a screamingly funny Ego-Shifting Room limerick and was about to reach for the note when Mrs. Harris's voice crackled through the room.
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"Carl Blair!

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

assignment noun US /əˈsaɪnmənt/

a duty that you are assigned to perform (especially in the armed forces)

From this reading “The opening afternoon class for Mary Walden's ego-shift was almost over, and Mary was practically certain the teacher would not call on her to recite her assignment, when Carl Blair got it into his mind to try to pass her a dirty note.”

crackled verb US /ˈkrækəld/

past form of “crackle” — make a crackling sound

From this reading “Mary knew it would be a screamingly funny Ego-Shifting Room limerick and was about to reach for the note when Mrs. Harris's voice crackled through the room.”

data noun US /ˈdeɪtə/

a collection of facts from which conclusions may be drawn

From this reading “Just check the data....”

elaborately adverb US /ɪˈlæbrətli/

with elaboration

From this reading “However fantastic it may seem, the society so elaborately described in this story has its seeds in ours.”

Harris's noun US /ˈherɪsɪz/

possessive form of “harris” — United States author who wrote the stories about Uncle Remus (1848-1908)

From this reading “Mary knew it would be a screamingly funny Ego-Shifting Room limerick and was about to reach for the note when Mrs. Harris's voice crackled through the room.”

limerick noun US /ˈlɪmərɪk/

port city in southwestern Ireland

From this reading “Mary knew it would be a screamingly funny Ego-Shifting Room limerick and was about to reach for the note when Mrs. Harris's voice crackled through the room.”

recite verb US /rəˈsaɪt/

recite in elocution

From this reading “The opening afternoon class for Mary Walden's ego-shift was almost over, and Mary was practically certain the teacher would not call on her to recite her assignment, when Carl Blair got it into his mind to try to pass her a dirty note.”

screamingly adverb US /ˈskriːmɪŋli/

to an extreme degree

From this reading “Mary knew it would be a screamingly funny Ego-Shifting Room limerick and was about to reach for the note when Mrs. Harris's voice crackled through the room.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

practically certain adverb + adjective

In this reading “The opening afternoon class for Mary Walden's ego-shift was almost over, and Mary was practically certain the teacher would not call on her to recite her assignment, when Carl Blair got it into his mind to try to pass her a dirty note.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading The opening afternoon class for Mary Walden's ego-shift was almost over, and Mary was practically certain the teacher would not call on her to recite her assignment, when Carl Blair got it into his mind to try to pass her a dirty note.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading Mary knew it would be a screamingly funny Ego-Shifting Room limerick and was about to reach for the note when Mrs. Harris's voice crackled through the room.

afternoonnounUS /ˌæftərˈnuːn/

the part of the day between noon and evening

From this reading The opening afternoon class for Mary Walden's ego-shift was almost over, and Mary was practically certain the teacher would not call on her to recite her assignment, when Carl Blair got it into his mind to try to pass her a dirty note.

almostadverbUS /ˈɔːlmoʊst/

(of actions or states) slightly short of or not quite accomplished; all but

From this reading The opening afternoon class for Mary Walden's ego-shift was almost over, and Mary was practically certain the teacher would not call on her to recite her assignment, when Carl Blair got it into his mind to try to pass her a dirty note.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading The opening afternoon class for Mary Walden's ego-shift was almost over, and Mary was practically certain the teacher would not call on her to recite her assignment, when Carl Blair got it into his mind to try to pass her a dirty note.

assignmentnounUS /əˈsaɪnmənt/

a duty that you are assigned to perform (especially in the armed forces)

From this reading The opening afternoon class for Mary Walden's ego-shift was almost over, and Mary was practically certain the teacher would not call on her to recite her assignment, when Carl Blair got it into his mind to try to pass her a dirty note.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading Mary knew it would be a screamingly funny Ego-Shifting Room limerick and was about to reach for the note when Mrs. Harris's voice crackled through the room.

BlairnounUS /bler/

British statesman who became prime minister in 1997 (born in 1953)

From this reading The opening afternoon class for Mary Walden's ego-shift was almost over, and Mary was practically certain the teacher would not call on her to recite her assignment, when Carl Blair got it into his mind to try to pass her a dirty note.

callverbUS /kɔːl/

assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading The opening afternoon class for Mary Walden's ego-shift was almost over, and Mary was practically certain the teacher would not call on her to recite her assignment, when Carl Blair got it into his mind to try to pass her a dirty note.

Carl

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The opening afternoon class for Mary Walden's ego-shift was almost over, and Mary was practically certain the teacher would not call on her to recite her assignment, when Carl Blair got it into his mind to try to pass her a dirty note.

certainadjectiveUS /ˈsɜːrtən/

definite but not specified or identified

From this reading The opening afternoon class for Mary Walden's ego-shift was almost over, and Mary was practically certain the teacher would not call on her to recite her assignment, when Carl Blair got it into his mind to try to pass her a dirty note.

checkverbUS /tʃek/

examine so as to determine accuracy, quality, or condition

From this reading Just check the data....

classnounUS /klæs/

a collection of things sharing a common attribute

From this reading The opening afternoon class for Mary Walden's ego-shift was almost over, and Mary was practically certain the teacher would not call on her to recite her assignment, when Carl Blair got it into his mind to try to pass her a dirty note.

crackledverbUS /ˈkrækəld/

past form of “crackle” — make a crackling sound

From this reading Mary knew it would be a screamingly funny Ego-Shifting Room limerick and was about to reach for the note when Mrs. Harris's voice crackled through the room.

datanounUS /ˈdeɪtə/

a collection of facts from which conclusions may be drawn

From this reading Just check the data....

describedadjectiveUS /dɪˈskraɪbd/

represented in words especially with sharpness and detail

From this reading However fantastic it may seem, the society so elaborately described in this story has its seeds in ours.

dirtyadjectiveUS /ˈdɜːrti/

soiled or likely to soil with dirt or grime

From this reading The opening afternoon class for Mary Walden's ego-shift was almost over, and Mary was practically certain the teacher would not call on her to recite her assignment, when Carl Blair got it into his mind to try to pass her a dirty note.

ego-shift

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The opening afternoon class for Mary Walden's ego-shift was almost over, and Mary was practically certain the teacher would not call on her to recite her assignment, when Carl Blair got it into his mind to try to pass her a dirty note.

Ego-Shifting

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Mary knew it would be a screamingly funny Ego-Shifting Room limerick and was about to reach for the note when Mrs. Harris's voice crackled through the room.

elaboratelyadverbUS /ɪˈlæbrətli/

with elaboration

From this reading However fantastic it may seem, the society so elaborately described in this story has its seeds in ours.

fantasticadjectiveUS /fænˈtæstɪk/

ludicrously odd

From this reading However fantastic it may seem, the society so elaborately described in this story has its seeds in ours.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading The opening afternoon class for Mary Walden's ego-shift was almost over, and Mary was practically certain the teacher would not call on her to recite her assignment, when Carl Blair got it into his mind to try to pass her a dirty note.

funnyadjectiveUS /ˈfʌni/

arousing or provoking laughter

From this reading Mary knew it would be a screamingly funny Ego-Shifting Room limerick and was about to reach for the note when Mrs. Harris's voice crackled through the room.

gotverbUS /ɡɑːt/

inflected form of “get” — come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading The opening afternoon class for Mary Walden's ego-shift was almost over, and Mary was practically certain the teacher would not call on her to recite her assignment, when Carl Blair got it into his mind to try to pass her a dirty note.

Harris'snounUS /ˈherɪsɪz/

possessive form of “harris” — United States author who wrote the stories about Uncle Remus (1848-1908)

From this reading Mary knew it would be a screamingly funny Ego-Shifting Room limerick and was about to reach for the note when Mrs. Harris's voice crackled through the room.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading However fantastic it may seem, the society so elaborately described in this story has its seeds in ours.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading The opening afternoon class for Mary Walden's ego-shift was almost over, and Mary was practically certain the teacher would not call on her to recite her assignment, when Carl Blair got it into his mind to try to pass her a dirty note.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading The opening afternoon class for Mary Walden's ego-shift was almost over, and Mary was practically certain the teacher would not call on her to recite her assignment, when Carl Blair got it into his mind to try to pass her a dirty note.

HoweveradverbUS /ˌhaʊˈevər/

used to add a contrasting statement

From this reading However fantastic it may seem, the society so elaborately described in this story has its seeds in ours.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading However fantastic it may seem, the society so elaborately described in this story has its seeds in ours.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading The opening afternoon class for Mary Walden's ego-shift was almost over, and Mary was practically certain the teacher would not call on her to recite her assignment, when Carl Blair got it into his mind to try to pass her a dirty note.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading However fantastic it may seem, the society so elaborately described in this story has its seeds in ours.

itsdeterminerUS /ɪts/

belonging to the thing or animal already mentioned

From this reading However fantastic it may seem, the society so elaborately described in this story has its seeds in ours.

JustadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading Just check the data....

knewverbUS /nuː/

inflected form of “know” — be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading Mary knew it would be a screamingly funny Ego-Shifting Room limerick and was about to reach for the note when Mrs. Harris's voice crackled through the room.

limericknounUS /ˈlɪmərɪk/

port city in southwestern Ireland

From this reading Mary knew it would be a screamingly funny Ego-Shifting Room limerick and was about to reach for the note when Mrs. Harris's voice crackled through the room.

MarynounUS /ˈmeri/

the mother of Jesus; Christians refer to her as the Virgin Mary; she is especially honored by Roman Catholics

From this reading The opening afternoon class for Mary Walden's ego-shift was almost over, and Mary was practically certain the teacher would not call on her to recite her assignment, when Carl Blair got it into his mind to try to pass her a dirty note.

maymodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading However fantastic it may seem, the society so elaborately described in this story has its seeds in ours.

mindnounUS /maɪnd/

The element of a person that enables awareness and thought.

From this reading The opening afternoon class for Mary Walden's ego-shift was almost over, and Mary was practically certain the teacher would not call on her to recite her assignment, when Carl Blair got it into his mind to try to pass her a dirty note.

MrsnounUS /ˈmɪsɪz/

a form of address for a married woman

From this reading Mary knew it would be a screamingly funny Ego-Shifting Room limerick and was about to reach for the note when Mrs. Harris's voice crackled through the room.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading The opening afternoon class for Mary Walden's ego-shift was almost over, and Mary was practically certain the teacher would not call on her to recite her assignment, when Carl Blair got it into his mind to try to pass her a dirty note.

notenounUS /noʊt/

a brief written record

From this reading The opening afternoon class for Mary Walden's ego-shift was almost over, and Mary was practically certain the teacher would not call on her to recite her assignment, when Carl Blair got it into his mind to try to pass her a dirty note.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading The opening afternoon class for Mary Walden's ego-shift was almost over, and Mary was practically certain the teacher would not call on her to recite her assignment, when Carl Blair got it into his mind to try to pass her a dirty note.

openingnounUS /ˈoʊpənɪŋ/

an open or empty space in or between things

From this reading The opening afternoon class for Mary Walden's ego-shift was almost over, and Mary was practically certain the teacher would not call on her to recite her assignment, when Carl Blair got it into his mind to try to pass her a dirty note.

ourspronounUS /ˈaʊərz/

the one or ones belonging to us

From this reading However fantastic it may seem, the society so elaborately described in this story has its seeds in ours.

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading The opening afternoon class for Mary Walden's ego-shift was almost over, and Mary was practically certain the teacher would not call on her to recite her assignment, when Carl Blair got it into his mind to try to pass her a dirty note.

passverbUS /pæs/

go across or through

From this reading The opening afternoon class for Mary Walden's ego-shift was almost over, and Mary was practically certain the teacher would not call on her to recite her assignment, when Carl Blair got it into his mind to try to pass her a dirty note.

practicallyadverbUS /ˈpræktɪkli/

almost; nearly

From this reading The opening afternoon class for Mary Walden's ego-shift was almost over, and Mary was practically certain the teacher would not call on her to recite her assignment, when Carl Blair got it into his mind to try to pass her a dirty note.

reachverbUS /riːtʃ/

reach a destination, either real or abstract

From this reading Mary knew it would be a screamingly funny Ego-Shifting Room limerick and was about to reach for the note when Mrs. Harris's voice crackled through the room.

reciteverbUS /rəˈsaɪt/

recite in elocution

From this reading The opening afternoon class for Mary Walden's ego-shift was almost over, and Mary was practically certain the teacher would not call on her to recite her assignment, when Carl Blair got it into his mind to try to pass her a dirty note.

RoomnounUS /ruːm/

an area within a building enclosed by walls and floor and ceiling

From this reading Mary knew it would be a screamingly funny Ego-Shifting Room limerick and was about to reach for the note when Mrs. Harris's voice crackled through the room.

screaminglyadverbUS /ˈskriːmɪŋli/

to an extreme degree

From this reading Mary knew it would be a screamingly funny Ego-Shifting Room limerick and was about to reach for the note when Mrs. Harris's voice crackled through the room.

seedsnounUS /siːdz/

plural of “seed” — a small hard fruit

From this reading However fantastic it may seem, the society so elaborately described in this story has its seeds in ours.

seemverbUS /siːm/

give a certain impression or have a certain outward aspect

From this reading However fantastic it may seem, the society so elaborately described in this story has its seeds in ours.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading However fantastic it may seem, the society so elaborately described in this story has its seeds in ours.

societynounUS /səˈsaɪəti/

an extended social group having a distinctive cultural and economic organization

From this reading However fantastic it may seem, the society so elaborately described in this story has its seeds in ours.

storynounUS /ˈstɔːri/

a message that tells the particulars of an act or occurrence or course of events; presented in writing or drama or cinema or as a radio or television program

From this reading However fantastic it may seem, the society so elaborately described in this story has its seeds in ours.

teachernounUS /ˈtiːtʃər/

a person whose occupation is teaching

From this reading The opening afternoon class for Mary Walden's ego-shift was almost over, and Mary was practically certain the teacher would not call on her to recite her assignment, when Carl Blair got it into his mind to try to pass her a dirty note.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading However fantastic it may seem, the society so elaborately described in this story has its seeds in ours.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading However fantastic it may seem, the society so elaborately described in this story has its seeds in ours.

throughprepositionUS /θruː/

from one end or side of something to the other

From this reading Mary knew it would be a screamingly funny Ego-Shifting Room limerick and was about to reach for the note when Mrs. Harris's voice crackled through the room.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading The opening afternoon class for Mary Walden's ego-shift was almost over, and Mary was practically certain the teacher would not call on her to recite her assignment, when Carl Blair got it into his mind to try to pass her a dirty note.

tryverbUS /traɪ/

make an effort or attempt

From this reading The opening afternoon class for Mary Walden's ego-shift was almost over, and Mary was practically certain the teacher would not call on her to recite her assignment, when Carl Blair got it into his mind to try to pass her a dirty note.

voicenounUS /vɔɪs/

the distinctive quality or pitch or condition of a person's speech

From this reading Mary knew it would be a screamingly funny Ego-Shifting Room limerick and was about to reach for the note when Mrs. Harris's voice crackled through the room.

Walden's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The opening afternoon class for Mary Walden's ego-shift was almost over, and Mary was practically certain the teacher would not call on her to recite her assignment, when Carl Blair got it into his mind to try to pass her a dirty note.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The opening afternoon class for Mary Walden's ego-shift was almost over, and Mary was practically certain the teacher would not call on her to recite her assignment, when Carl Blair got it into his mind to try to pass her a dirty note.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading The opening afternoon class for Mary Walden's ego-shift was almost over, and Mary was practically certain the teacher would not call on her to recite her assignment, when Carl Blair got it into his mind to try to pass her a dirty note.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading The opening afternoon class for Mary Walden's ego-shift was almost over, and Mary was practically certain the teacher would not call on her to recite her assignment, when Carl Blair got it into his mind to try to pass her a dirty note.

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