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Bill Nye's Cordwood

Chapter III

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"Well, now, I'll tell you what I'll do.
I'll give you a dollar to save you from punishment this time, but if anything of this kind ever occurs again I'll hold you while the teacher licks you and then I'll get the teacher to hold you while I lick you.
That's the way I feel about that.
If you want to go around whittling up our educational institutions you can do so; but you will have to purchase them afterward yourself.
I don't propose to buy any more damaged furniture.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Bill Nye's Cordwood

Chapter III

Chapter 3 of Bill Nye's Cordwood is here in full — 454 sentences across 91 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/90 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"Well, now, I'll tell you what I'll do.
Line 2
I'll give you a dollar to save you from punishment this time, but if anything of this kind ever occurs again I'll hold you while the teacher licks you and then I'll get the teacher to hold you while I lick you.
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That's the way I feel about that.
Line 4
If you want to go around whittling up our educational institutions you can do so; but you will have to purchase them afterward yourself.
/ɪf juː wɑːnt tuː ɡoʊ ərˈaʊnd ˈwɪtlɪŋ ʌp ˈaʊər ˌedʒəˈkeɪʃənəl ˌɪnstɪˈtuːʃənz juː kæn duː soʊ bʌt juː wɪl hæv tuː ˈpɜːrtʃəs ðem ˈæftərwərd jərˈself/
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I don't propose to buy any more damaged furniture.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

damaged adjective US /ˈdæmədʒd/

harmed or injured or spoiled

From this reading “I don't propose to buy any more damaged furniture.”

dollar noun US /ˈdɑːlər/

the basic monetary unit in many countries; equal to 100 cents

From this reading “I'll give you a dollar to save you from punishment this time, but if anything of this kind ever occurs again I'll hold you while the teacher licks you and then I'll get the teacher to hold you while I lick you.”

educational adjective US /ˌedʒəˈkeɪʃənəl/

relating to the process of education

From this reading “If you want to go around whittling up our educational institutions you can do so; but you will have to purchase them afterward yourself.”

institutions noun US /ˌɪnstɪˈtuːʃənz/

plural of “institution” — an organization founded and united for a specific purpose

From this reading “If you want to go around whittling up our educational institutions you can do so; but you will have to purchase them afterward yourself.”

lick verb US /lɪk/

beat thoroughly and conclusively in a competition or fight

From this reading “I'll give you a dollar to save you from punishment this time, but if anything of this kind ever occurs again I'll hold you while the teacher licks you and then I'll get the teacher to hold you while I lick you.”

licks noun US /lɪks/

plural of “lick” — a salt deposit that animals regularly lick

From this reading “I'll give you a dollar to save you from punishment this time, but if anything of this kind ever occurs again I'll hold you while the teacher licks you and then I'll get the teacher to hold you while I lick you.”

occurs verb US /əˈkɜːrz/

third-person singular of “occur” — come to pass

From this reading “I'll give you a dollar to save you from punishment this time, but if anything of this kind ever occurs again I'll hold you while the teacher licks you and then I'll get the teacher to hold you while I lick you.”

whittling verb US /ˈwɪtlɪŋ/

-ing form of “whittle” — cut small bits or pare shavings from

From this reading “If you want to go around whittling up our educational institutions you can do so; but you will have to purchase them afterward yourself.”

Word partnerships in these lines

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go around verb + particle

be sufficient

In this reading “If you want to go around whittling up our educational institutions you can do so; but you will have to purchase them afterward yourself.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading I'll give you a dollar to save you from punishment this time, but if anything of this kind ever occurs again I'll hold you while the teacher licks you and then I'll get the teacher to hold you while I lick you.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading That's the way I feel about that.

afterwardadverbUS /ˈæftərwərd/

happening at a time subsequent to a reference time

From this reading If you want to go around whittling up our educational institutions you can do so; but you will have to purchase them afterward yourself.

againadverbUS /əˈɡen/

anew

From this reading I'll give you a dollar to save you from punishment this time, but if anything of this kind ever occurs again I'll hold you while the teacher licks you and then I'll get the teacher to hold you while I lick you.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading I'll give you a dollar to save you from punishment this time, but if anything of this kind ever occurs again I'll hold you while the teacher licks you and then I'll get the teacher to hold you while I lick you.

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading I don't propose to buy any more damaged furniture.

anythingpronounUS /ˈeniθɪŋ/

any thing at all

From this reading I'll give you a dollar to save you from punishment this time, but if anything of this kind ever occurs again I'll hold you while the teacher licks you and then I'll get the teacher to hold you while I lick you.

aroundprepositionUS /ərˈaʊnd/

surrounding, or on every side of, something

From this reading If you want to go around whittling up our educational institutions you can do so; but you will have to purchase them afterward yourself.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading I'll give you a dollar to save you from punishment this time, but if anything of this kind ever occurs again I'll hold you while the teacher licks you and then I'll get the teacher to hold you while I lick you.

buyverbUS /baɪ/

obtain by purchase; acquire by means of a financial transaction

From this reading I don't propose to buy any more damaged furniture.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading If you want to go around whittling up our educational institutions you can do so; but you will have to purchase them afterward yourself.

damagedadjectiveUS /ˈdæmədʒd/

harmed or injured or spoiled

From this reading I don't propose to buy any more damaged furniture.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading "Well, now, I'll tell you what I'll do.

dollarnounUS /ˈdɑːlər/

the basic monetary unit in many countries; equal to 100 cents

From this reading I'll give you a dollar to save you from punishment this time, but if anything of this kind ever occurs again I'll hold you while the teacher licks you and then I'll get the teacher to hold you while I lick you.

don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I don't propose to buy any more damaged furniture.

educationaladjectiveUS /ˌedʒəˈkeɪʃənəl/

relating to the process of education

From this reading If you want to go around whittling up our educational institutions you can do so; but you will have to purchase them afterward yourself.

everadverbUS /ˈevər/

at any time

From this reading I'll give you a dollar to save you from punishment this time, but if anything of this kind ever occurs again I'll hold you while the teacher licks you and then I'll get the teacher to hold you while I lick you.

feelverbUS /fiːl/

undergo an emotional sensation or be in a particular state of mind

From this reading That's the way I feel about that.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading I'll give you a dollar to save you from punishment this time, but if anything of this kind ever occurs again I'll hold you while the teacher licks you and then I'll get the teacher to hold you while I lick you.

furniturenounUS /ˈfɜːrnɪtʃər/

furnishings that make a room or other area ready for occupancy

From this reading I don't propose to buy any more damaged furniture.

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading I'll give you a dollar to save you from punishment this time, but if anything of this kind ever occurs again I'll hold you while the teacher licks you and then I'll get the teacher to hold you while I lick you.

giveverbUS /ɡɪv/

cause to have, in the abstract sense or physical sense

From this reading I'll give you a dollar to save you from punishment this time, but if anything of this kind ever occurs again I'll hold you while the teacher licks you and then I'll get the teacher to hold you while I lick you.

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading If you want to go around whittling up our educational institutions you can do so; but you will have to purchase them afterward yourself.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading If you want to go around whittling up our educational institutions you can do so; but you will have to purchase them afterward yourself.

holdverbUS /hoʊld/

cause to continue in a certain state, position, or activity; e.g., “keep clean”

From this reading I'll give you a dollar to save you from punishment this time, but if anything of this kind ever occurs again I'll hold you while the teacher licks you and then I'll get the teacher to hold you while I lick you.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I'll give you a dollar to save you from punishment this time, but if anything of this kind ever occurs again I'll hold you while the teacher licks you and then I'll get the teacher to hold you while I lick you.

I'll

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Well, now, I'll tell you what I'll do.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading I'll give you a dollar to save you from punishment this time, but if anything of this kind ever occurs again I'll hold you while the teacher licks you and then I'll get the teacher to hold you while I lick you.

institutionsnounUS /ˌɪnstɪˈtuːʃənz/

plural of “institution” — an organization founded and united for a specific purpose

From this reading If you want to go around whittling up our educational institutions you can do so; but you will have to purchase them afterward yourself.

kindadjectiveUS /kaɪnd/

having or showing a tender and considerate and helpful nature; used especially of persons and their behavior

From this reading I'll give you a dollar to save you from punishment this time, but if anything of this kind ever occurs again I'll hold you while the teacher licks you and then I'll get the teacher to hold you while I lick you.

lickverbUS /lɪk/

beat thoroughly and conclusively in a competition or fight

From this reading I'll give you a dollar to save you from punishment this time, but if anything of this kind ever occurs again I'll hold you while the teacher licks you and then I'll get the teacher to hold you while I lick you.

licksnounUS /lɪks/

plural of “lick” — a salt deposit that animals regularly lick

From this reading I'll give you a dollar to save you from punishment this time, but if anything of this kind ever occurs again I'll hold you while the teacher licks you and then I'll get the teacher to hold you while I lick you.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading I don't propose to buy any more damaged furniture.

nowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading "Well, now, I'll tell you what I'll do.

occursverbUS /əˈkɜːrz/

third-person singular of “occur” — come to pass

From this reading I'll give you a dollar to save you from punishment this time, but if anything of this kind ever occurs again I'll hold you while the teacher licks you and then I'll get the teacher to hold you while I lick you.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading I'll give you a dollar to save you from punishment this time, but if anything of this kind ever occurs again I'll hold you while the teacher licks you and then I'll get the teacher to hold you while I lick you.

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading If you want to go around whittling up our educational institutions you can do so; but you will have to purchase them afterward yourself.

proposeverbUS /prəˈpoʊz/

make a proposal, declare a plan for something

From this reading I don't propose to buy any more damaged furniture.

punishmentnounUS /ˈpʌnɪʃmənt/

the act of punishing

From this reading I'll give you a dollar to save you from punishment this time, but if anything of this kind ever occurs again I'll hold you while the teacher licks you and then I'll get the teacher to hold you while I lick you.

purchasenounUS /ˈpɜːrtʃəs/

the acquisition of something for payment

From this reading If you want to go around whittling up our educational institutions you can do so; but you will have to purchase them afterward yourself.

saveprepositionUS /seɪv/

except for; apart from

From this reading I'll give you a dollar to save you from punishment this time, but if anything of this kind ever occurs again I'll hold you while the teacher licks you and then I'll get the teacher to hold you while I lick you.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading If you want to go around whittling up our educational institutions you can do so; but you will have to purchase them afterward yourself.

teachernounUS /ˈtiːtʃər/

a person whose occupation is teaching

From this reading I'll give you a dollar to save you from punishment this time, but if anything of this kind ever occurs again I'll hold you while the teacher licks you and then I'll get the teacher to hold you while I lick you.

tellverbUS /tel/

express in words

From this reading "Well, now, I'll tell you what I'll do.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading That's the way I feel about that.

That's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading That's the way I feel about that.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading I'll give you a dollar to save you from punishment this time, but if anything of this kind ever occurs again I'll hold you while the teacher licks you and then I'll get the teacher to hold you while I lick you.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading If you want to go around whittling up our educational institutions you can do so; but you will have to purchase them afterward yourself.

thenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading I'll give you a dollar to save you from punishment this time, but if anything of this kind ever occurs again I'll hold you while the teacher licks you and then I'll get the teacher to hold you while I lick you.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading I'll give you a dollar to save you from punishment this time, but if anything of this kind ever occurs again I'll hold you while the teacher licks you and then I'll get the teacher to hold you while I lick you.

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading I'll give you a dollar to save you from punishment this time, but if anything of this kind ever occurs again I'll hold you while the teacher licks you and then I'll get the teacher to hold you while I lick you.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading I'll give you a dollar to save you from punishment this time, but if anything of this kind ever occurs again I'll hold you while the teacher licks you and then I'll get the teacher to hold you while I lick you.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading If you want to go around whittling up our educational institutions you can do so; but you will have to purchase them afterward yourself.

wantverbUS /wɑːnt/

feel or have a desire for; want strongly

From this reading If you want to go around whittling up our educational institutions you can do so; but you will have to purchase them afterward yourself.

waynounUS /weɪ/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading That's the way I feel about that.

WelladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading "Well, now, I'll tell you what I'll do.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading "Well, now, I'll tell you what I'll do.

whileconjunctionUS /waɪl/

during the time that

From this reading I'll give you a dollar to save you from punishment this time, but if anything of this kind ever occurs again I'll hold you while the teacher licks you and then I'll get the teacher to hold you while I lick you.

whittlingverbUS /ˈwɪtlɪŋ/

-ing form of “whittle” — cut small bits or pare shavings from

From this reading If you want to go around whittling up our educational institutions you can do so; but you will have to purchase them afterward yourself.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading If you want to go around whittling up our educational institutions you can do so; but you will have to purchase them afterward yourself.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "Well, now, I'll tell you what I'll do.

yourselfpronounUS /jərˈself/

used when the person spoken to is also the object of the action

From this reading If you want to go around whittling up our educational institutions you can do so; but you will have to purchase them afterward yourself.

Chapter 3 of Bill Nye's Cordwood by Bill Nye holds 454 sentences, grouped into 91 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 3 holds 454 sentences of Bill Nye's Cordwood, unabridged, divided into 91 reading sections.

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