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Bill's Lapse Odd Craft, Part 4.
Bill's Lapse Odd Craft, Part 4.

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Bill's Lapse Odd Craft, Part 4. is here in full — 266 sentences across 54 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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"You'll 'ave to go and get your beer by yourself, Bill," ses Peter Russet, feeling 'is bruises with the tips of 'is fingers.
"But then I should be worse," ses Bill.
"I want cheerful company when I'm like that.
I should very likely come 'ome and 'arf kill you all in your beds.
You don't 'arf know what I'm like.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Bill's Lapse Odd Craft, Part 4.

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Bill's Lapse Odd Craft, Part 4. is here in full — 266 sentences across 54 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 27/53 · 5 reading units · Lines 131–135

Line 1
"You'll 'ave to go and get your beer by yourself, Bill," ses Peter Russet, feeling 'is bruises with the tips of 'is fingers.
Line 2
"But then I should be worse," ses Bill.
Line 3
"I want cheerful company when I'm like that.
Line 4
I should very likely come 'ome and 'arf kill you all in your beds.
Line 5
You don't 'arf know what I'm like.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

beds noun US /bedz/

plural of “bed” — a piece of furniture that provides a place to sleep

From this reading “I should very likely come 'ome and 'arf kill you all in your beds.”

beer noun US /bɪr/

a general name for alcoholic beverages made by fermenting a cereal (or mixture of cereals) flavored with hops

From this reading “"You'll 'ave to go and get your beer by yourself, Bill," ses Peter Russet, feeling 'is bruises with the tips of 'is fingers.”

Bill noun US /bɪl/

a statute in draft before it becomes law

From this reading “"You'll 'ave to go and get your beer by yourself, Bill," ses Peter Russet, feeling 'is bruises with the tips of 'is fingers.”

bruises noun US /ˈbruːzəz/

plural of “bruise” — an injury that doesn't break the skin but results in some discoloration

From this reading “"You'll 'ave to go and get your beer by yourself, Bill," ses Peter Russet, feeling 'is bruises with the tips of 'is fingers.”

cheerful adjective US /ˈtʃɪrfəl/

being full of or promoting cheer; having or showing good spirits

From this reading “"I want cheerful company when I'm like that.”

kill verb US /kɪl/

cause to die; put to death, usually intentionally or knowingly

From this reading “I should very likely come 'ome and 'arf kill you all in your beds.”

Russet noun US /ˈrʌsɪt/

a reddish brown homespun fabric

From this reading “"You'll 'ave to go and get your beer by yourself, Bill," ses Peter Russet, feeling 'is bruises with the tips of 'is fingers.”

tips noun US /tɪps/

plural of “tip” — the extreme end of something; especially something pointed

From this reading “"You'll 'ave to go and get your beer by yourself, Bill," ses Peter Russet, feeling 'is bruises with the tips of 'is fingers.”

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alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading I should very likely come 'ome and 'arf kill you all in your beds.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "You'll 'ave to go and get your beer by yourself, Bill," ses Peter Russet, feeling 'is bruises with the tips of 'is fingers.

arf

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I should very likely come 'ome and 'arf kill you all in your beds.

ave

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "You'll 'ave to go and get your beer by yourself, Bill," ses Peter Russet, feeling 'is bruises with the tips of 'is fingers.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading "But then I should be worse," ses Bill.

bedsnounUS /bedz/

plural of “bed” — a piece of furniture that provides a place to sleep

From this reading I should very likely come 'ome and 'arf kill you all in your beds.

beernounUS /bɪr/

a general name for alcoholic beverages made by fermenting a cereal (or mixture of cereals) flavored with hops

From this reading "You'll 'ave to go and get your beer by yourself, Bill," ses Peter Russet, feeling 'is bruises with the tips of 'is fingers.

BillnounUS /bɪl/

a statute in draft before it becomes law

From this reading "You'll 'ave to go and get your beer by yourself, Bill," ses Peter Russet, feeling 'is bruises with the tips of 'is fingers.

bruisesnounUS /ˈbruːzəz/

plural of “bruise” — an injury that doesn't break the skin but results in some discoloration

From this reading "You'll 'ave to go and get your beer by yourself, Bill," ses Peter Russet, feeling 'is bruises with the tips of 'is fingers.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading "But then I should be worse," ses Bill.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading "You'll 'ave to go and get your beer by yourself, Bill," ses Peter Russet, feeling 'is bruises with the tips of 'is fingers.

cheerfuladjectiveUS /ˈtʃɪrfəl/

being full of or promoting cheer; having or showing good spirits

From this reading "I want cheerful company when I'm like that.

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading I should very likely come 'ome and 'arf kill you all in your beds.

companynounUS /ˈkʌmpəniː/

an institution created to conduct business

From this reading "I want cheerful company when I'm like that.

don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading You don't 'arf know what I'm like.

feelingnounUS /ˈfiːlɪŋ/

the experiencing of affective and emotional states

From this reading "You'll 'ave to go and get your beer by yourself, Bill," ses Peter Russet, feeling 'is bruises with the tips of 'is fingers.

fingersnounUS /ˈfɪŋɡərz/

plural of “finger” — any of the terminal members of the hand (sometimes excepting the thumb)

From this reading "You'll 'ave to go and get your beer by yourself, Bill," ses Peter Russet, feeling 'is bruises with the tips of 'is fingers.

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading "You'll 'ave to go and get your beer by yourself, Bill," ses Peter Russet, feeling 'is bruises with the tips of 'is fingers.

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading "You'll 'ave to go and get your beer by yourself, Bill," ses Peter Russet, feeling 'is bruises with the tips of 'is fingers.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "But then I should be worse," ses Bill.

I'm

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "I want cheerful company when I'm like that.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading I should very likely come 'ome and 'arf kill you all in your beds.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "You'll 'ave to go and get your beer by yourself, Bill," ses Peter Russet, feeling 'is bruises with the tips of 'is fingers.

killverbUS /kɪl/

cause to die; put to death, usually intentionally or knowingly

From this reading I should very likely come 'ome and 'arf kill you all in your beds.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading You don't 'arf know what I'm like.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading "I want cheerful company when I'm like that.

likelyadjectiveUS /ˈlaɪkli/

has a good chance of being the case or of coming about

From this reading I should very likely come 'ome and 'arf kill you all in your beds.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading "You'll 'ave to go and get your beer by yourself, Bill," ses Peter Russet, feeling 'is bruises with the tips of 'is fingers.

ome

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I should very likely come 'ome and 'arf kill you all in your beds.

PeternounUS /ˈpiːtər/

disciple of Jesus and leader of the Apostles; regarded by Catholics as the vicar of Christ on earth and first Pope

From this reading "You'll 'ave to go and get your beer by yourself, Bill," ses Peter Russet, feeling 'is bruises with the tips of 'is fingers.

RussetnounUS /ˈrʌsɪt/

a reddish brown homespun fabric

From this reading "You'll 'ave to go and get your beer by yourself, Bill," ses Peter Russet, feeling 'is bruises with the tips of 'is fingers.

ses

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "You'll 'ave to go and get your beer by yourself, Bill," ses Peter Russet, feeling 'is bruises with the tips of 'is fingers.

shouldmodal verbUS /ʃʊd/

used to say what is right, expected, or advisable

From this reading "But then I should be worse," ses Bill.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading "I want cheerful company when I'm like that.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "You'll 'ave to go and get your beer by yourself, Bill," ses Peter Russet, feeling 'is bruises with the tips of 'is fingers.

thenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading "But then I should be worse," ses Bill.

tipsnounUS /tɪps/

plural of “tip” — the extreme end of something; especially something pointed

From this reading "You'll 'ave to go and get your beer by yourself, Bill," ses Peter Russet, feeling 'is bruises with the tips of 'is fingers.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "You'll 'ave to go and get your beer by yourself, Bill," ses Peter Russet, feeling 'is bruises with the tips of 'is fingers.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading I should very likely come 'ome and 'arf kill you all in your beds.

wantverbUS /wɑːnt/

feel or have a desire for; want strongly

From this reading "I want cheerful company when I'm like that.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading You don't 'arf know what I'm like.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading "I want cheerful company when I'm like that.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading "You'll 'ave to go and get your beer by yourself, Bill," ses Peter Russet, feeling 'is bruises with the tips of 'is fingers.

worseadjectiveUS /wɜːrs/

(comparative of “bad”) inferior to another in quality or condition or desirability

From this reading "But then I should be worse," ses Bill.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading I should very likely come 'ome and 'arf kill you all in your beds.

You'll

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "You'll 'ave to go and get your beer by yourself, Bill," ses Peter Russet, feeling 'is bruises with the tips of 'is fingers.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "You'll 'ave to go and get your beer by yourself, Bill," ses Peter Russet, feeling 'is bruises with the tips of 'is fingers.

yourselfpronounUS /jərˈself/

used when the person spoken to is also the object of the action

From this reading "You'll 'ave to go and get your beer by yourself, Bill," ses Peter Russet, feeling 'is bruises with the tips of 'is fingers.

Chapter 1 of Bill's Lapse Odd Craft, Part 4. by W. W. (William Wymark) Jacobs holds 266 sentences, grouped into 54 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 1 holds 266 sentences of Bill's Lapse Odd Craft, Part 4., unabridged, divided into 54 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 1 of Bill's Lapse Odd Craft, Part 4. by W. W. (William Wymark) Jacobs exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 266 sentences, grouped into 54 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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Vocabulary met early in Bill's Lapse Odd Craft, Part 4.

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Strength
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Good-nature--said
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Night-watchman
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Musingly
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