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Bill's Lapse Odd Craft, Part 4.
Bill's Lapse Odd Craft, Part 4.

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Bill's Lapse Odd Craft, Part 4. is here in full — 266 sentences across 54 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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I never thought o' such a thing.
I'd no more tickle a policeman than I'd fly.
Anybody that ses I did is a liar.
Why should I?
Where does the sense come in?
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LEARNER DICTIONARY
Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
Editorial verification pending

A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Bill's Lapse Odd Craft, Part 4.

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Bill's Lapse Odd Craft, Part 4. is here in full — 266 sentences across 54 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 9/53 · 5 reading units · Lines 41–45

Line 1
I never thought o' such a thing.
/aɪ ˈnevər θɔːt oʊ sʌtʃ ə θɪŋ/
Line 2
I'd no more tickle a policeman than I'd fly.
Line 3
Anybody that ses I did is a liar.
Line 4
Why should I?
/waɪ ʃʊd aɪ/
Line 5
Where does the sense come in?
/wer dʌz ðə sens kʌm ɪn/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Anybody pronoun US /ˈenibədi/

any person at all

From this reading “Anybody that ses I did is a liar.”

fly verb US /flaɪ/

travel through the air; be airborne

From this reading “I'd no more tickle a policeman than I'd fly.”

liar noun US /ˈlaɪər/

a person who has lied or who lies repeatedly

From this reading “Anybody that ses I did is a liar.”

policeman noun US /pəˈliːsmən/

a member of a police force

From this reading “I'd no more tickle a policeman than I'd fly.”

sense noun US /sens/

a general conscious awareness

From this reading “Where does the sense come in?”

thing noun US /θɪŋ/

a special situation

From this reading “I never thought o' such a thing.”

thought noun US /θɔːt/

the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading “I never thought o' such a thing.”

tickle verb US /ˈtɪkəl/

touch (a body part) lightly so as to excite the surface nerves and cause uneasiness, laughter, or spasmodic movements

From this reading “I'd no more tickle a policeman than I'd fly.”

All words in this reading · 28

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading I never thought o' such a thing.

AnybodypronounUS /ˈenibədi/

any person at all

From this reading Anybody that ses I did is a liar.

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading Where does the sense come in?

didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading Anybody that ses I did is a liar.

doesauxiliary verbUS /dʌz/

the form of “do” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Where does the sense come in?

flyverbUS /flaɪ/

travel through the air; be airborne

From this reading I'd no more tickle a policeman than I'd fly.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I never thought o' such a thing.

I'd

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I'd no more tickle a policeman than I'd fly.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Where does the sense come in?

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Anybody that ses I did is a liar.

liarnounUS /ˈlaɪər/

a person who has lied or who lies repeatedly

From this reading Anybody that ses I did is a liar.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading I'd no more tickle a policeman than I'd fly.

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading I never thought o' such a thing.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading I'd no more tickle a policeman than I'd fly.

onounUS /oʊ/

a nonmetallic bivalent element that is normally a colorless odorless tasteless nonflammable diatomic gas; constitutes 21 percent of the atmosphere by volume; the most abundant element in the earth's crust

From this reading I never thought o' such a thing.

policemannounUS /pəˈliːsmən/

a member of a police force

From this reading I'd no more tickle a policeman than I'd fly.

sensenounUS /sens/

a general conscious awareness

From this reading Where does the sense come in?

ses

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Anybody that ses I did is a liar.

shouldmodal verbUS /ʃʊd/

used to say what is right, expected, or advisable

From this reading Why should I?

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading I never thought o' such a thing.

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading I'd no more tickle a policeman than I'd fly.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Anybody that ses I did is a liar.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Where does the sense come in?

thingnounUS /θɪŋ/

a special situation

From this reading I never thought o' such a thing.

thoughtnounUS /θɔːt/

the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading I never thought o' such a thing.

tickleverbUS /ˈtɪkəl/

touch (a body part) lightly so as to excite the surface nerves and cause uneasiness, laughter, or spasmodic movements

From this reading I'd no more tickle a policeman than I'd fly.

WhereconjunctionUS /wer/

in or at the place that

From this reading Where does the sense come in?

WhynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading Why should I?

Chapter 1 of Bill's Lapse Odd Craft, Part 4. by W. W. (William Wymark) Jacobs holds 266 sentences, grouped into 54 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 1 of Bill's Lapse Odd Craft, Part 4. contain?

Chapter 1 holds 266 sentences of Bill's Lapse Odd Craft, Part 4., unabridged, divided into 54 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 1 of Bill's Lapse Odd Craft, Part 4. by W. W. (William Wymark) Jacobs exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 266 sentences, grouped into 54 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 1 of Bill's Lapse Odd Craft, Part 4.?

Work through the 54 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

Each of the 54 sections in this chapter is short enough to read once, hear once, and then re-read with the vocabulary in view. Tapping a word plays it alone and opens its dictionary entry with IPA, part of speech and meaning, so the reader is never forced to guess a pronunciation from spelling. Working section by section keeps a long chapter from becoming an undifferentiated wall of text, which is the usual reason a reader abandons a work of this period.

Can chapter 1 be read aloud to me?

Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 1 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

Questions about reading Bill's Lapse Odd Craft, Part 4.

Common questions about reading Bill's Lapse Odd Craft, Part 4. by W. W. (William Wymark) Jacobs on this page, its source edition and its audio.

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Project Gutenberg eBook #12204, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

How long does Bill's Lapse Odd Craft, Part 4. take to read?

About 22 minutes of reading across 54 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

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Vocabulary met early in Bill's Lapse Odd Craft, Part 4.

Words and structures a reader meets early in Bill's Lapse Odd Craft, Part 4., each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Strength
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Bill's Lapse Odd Craft, Part 4.; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Good-nature--said
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Bill's Lapse Odd Craft, Part 4.; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Night-watchman
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Bill's Lapse Odd Craft, Part 4.; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Musingly
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Bill's Lapse Odd Craft, Part 4.; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.