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Bizarre

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of Bizarre is here in full — 452 sentences across 91 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Pray, gentle writer, did you ever see my belongings?
Did you ever see the marble-and-walnut parlor table that Aunt Jessamine gave me; or the streakily-stained Mission piano, with mottled glass panels and gew-gawy candle-brackets, that my wife won in the guessing contest and is therefore inordinately proud of; or the case of stuffed birds which Uncle Lemuel left me in his will?
How am I to make these things "beautiful in themselves and in restful accord with each other?"
The truth is, none of our furnishings are gregarious.
From the green rug whose acrid hue assaults every other color in the room, to the wonderfully and fearfully made "ornamental" lamp, each thing is what the advertisement writers would call "_different_."
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Bizarre

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of Bizarre is here in full — 452 sentences across 91 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/90 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Pray, gentle writer, did you ever see my belongings?
/preɪ ˈdʒentəl ˈraɪtər dɪd juː ˈevər siː maɪ bɪˈlɔːŋɪŋz/
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Did you ever see the marble-and-walnut parlor table that Aunt Jessamine gave me; or the streakily-stained Mission piano, with mottled glass panels and gew-gawy candle-brackets, that my wife won in the guessing contest and is therefore inordinately proud of; or the case of stuffed birds which Uncle Lemuel left me in his will?
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How am I to make these things "beautiful in themselves and in restful accord with each other?"
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The truth is, none of our furnishings are gregarious.
/ðə truːθ ɪz nʌn ʌv ˈaʊər ˈfɜːrnɪʃɪŋz ɑːr ɡrəˈɡeriəs/
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From the green rug whose acrid hue assaults every other color in the room, to the wonderfully and fearfully made "ornamental" lamp, each thing is what the advertisement writers would call "_different_."

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

acrid adjective US /ˈæk.rɪd/

Having an unpleasantly bitter or pungent taste or smell.

From this reading “From the green rug whose acrid hue assaults every other color in the room, to the wonderfully and fearfully made "ornamental" lamp, each thing is what the advertisement writers would call "_different_."”

assaults noun US /əˈsɔːlts/

plural of “assault” — close fighting during the culmination of a military attack

From this reading “From the green rug whose acrid hue assaults every other color in the room, to the wonderfully and fearfully made "ornamental" lamp, each thing is what the advertisement writers would call "_different_."”

furnishings noun US /ˈfɜːrnɪʃɪŋz/

plural of “furnishing” — (usually plural) accessory wearing apparel

From this reading “The truth is, none of our furnishings are gregarious.”

gregarious adjective US /ɡrəˈɡeriəs/

(of animals) tending to form a group with others of the same species

From this reading “The truth is, none of our furnishings are gregarious.”

inordinately adverb US /ˌɪˈnɔːrdənətli/

extremely

From this reading “Did you ever see the marble-and-walnut parlor table that Aunt Jessamine gave me; or the streakily-stained Mission piano, with mottled glass panels and gew-gawy candle-brackets, that my wife won in the guessing contest and is therefore inordinately proud of; or the case of stuffed birds which Uncle Lemuel left me in his will?”

Jessamine noun US /ˈdʒesəmɪn/

a climbing deciduous shrub with fragrant white or yellow or red flowers used in perfume and to flavor tea

From this reading “Did you ever see the marble-and-walnut parlor table that Aunt Jessamine gave me; or the streakily-stained Mission piano, with mottled glass panels and gew-gawy candle-brackets, that my wife won in the guessing contest and is therefore inordinately proud of; or the case of stuffed birds which Uncle Lemuel left me in his will?”

mottled adjective US /ˈmɑːtəld/

having spots or patches of color

From this reading “Did you ever see the marble-and-walnut parlor table that Aunt Jessamine gave me; or the streakily-stained Mission piano, with mottled glass panels and gew-gawy candle-brackets, that my wife won in the guessing contest and is therefore inordinately proud of; or the case of stuffed birds which Uncle Lemuel left me in his will?”

restful adjective US /ˈrestfəl/

affording physical or mental rest

From this reading “How am I to make these things "beautiful in themselves and in restful accord with each other?"”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

stuffed birds adjective + noun counted as “stuffed bird”

In this reading “Did you ever see the marble-and-walnut parlor table that Aunt Jessamine gave me; or the streakily-stained Mission piano, with mottled glass panels and gew-gawy candle-brackets, that my wife won in the guessing contest and is therefore inordinately proud of; or the case of stuffed birds which Uncle Lemuel left me in his will?”

accord with verb + particle

In this reading “How am I to make these things "beautiful in themselves and in restful accord with each other?"”

All words in this reading · 89

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

accordverbUS /əˈkɔːrd/

go together

From this reading How am I to make these things "beautiful in themselves and in restful accord with each other?"

acridadjectiveUS /ˈæk.rɪd/

Having an unpleasantly bitter or pungent taste or smell.

From this reading From the green rug whose acrid hue assaults every other color in the room, to the wonderfully and fearfully made "ornamental" lamp, each thing is what the advertisement writers would call "_different_."

advertisementnounUS /ædˈvɜːrtəzmənt/

a public promotion of some product or service

From this reading From the green rug whose acrid hue assaults every other color in the room, to the wonderfully and fearfully made "ornamental" lamp, each thing is what the advertisement writers would call "_different_."

amauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading How am I to make these things "beautiful in themselves and in restful accord with each other?"

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Did you ever see the marble-and-walnut parlor table that Aunt Jessamine gave me; or the streakily-stained Mission piano, with mottled glass panels and gew-gawy candle-brackets, that my wife won in the guessing contest and is therefore inordinately proud of; or the case of stuffed birds which Uncle Lemuel left me in his will?

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading The truth is, none of our furnishings are gregarious.

assaultsnounUS /əˈsɔːlts/

plural of “assault” — close fighting during the culmination of a military attack

From this reading From the green rug whose acrid hue assaults every other color in the room, to the wonderfully and fearfully made "ornamental" lamp, each thing is what the advertisement writers would call "_different_."

AuntnounUS /ænt/

the sister of your father or mother; the wife of your uncle

From this reading Did you ever see the marble-and-walnut parlor table that Aunt Jessamine gave me; or the streakily-stained Mission piano, with mottled glass panels and gew-gawy candle-brackets, that my wife won in the guessing contest and is therefore inordinately proud of; or the case of stuffed birds which Uncle Lemuel left me in his will?

beautifuladjectiveUS /ˈbjuːtəfəl/

delighting the senses or exciting intellectual or emotional admiration

From this reading How am I to make these things "beautiful in themselves and in restful accord with each other?"

belongingsnounUS /bɪˈlɔːŋɪŋz/

something owned; any tangible or intangible possession that is owned by someone

From this reading Pray, gentle writer, did you ever see my belongings?

birdsnounUS /bɜːrdz/

plural of “bird” — warm-blooded egg-laying vertebrates characterized by feathers and forelimbs modified as wings

From this reading Did you ever see the marble-and-walnut parlor table that Aunt Jessamine gave me; or the streakily-stained Mission piano, with mottled glass panels and gew-gawy candle-brackets, that my wife won in the guessing contest and is therefore inordinately proud of; or the case of stuffed birds which Uncle Lemuel left me in his will?

callverbUS /kɔːl/

assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading From the green rug whose acrid hue assaults every other color in the room, to the wonderfully and fearfully made "ornamental" lamp, each thing is what the advertisement writers would call "_different_."

candle-brackets

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Did you ever see the marble-and-walnut parlor table that Aunt Jessamine gave me; or the streakily-stained Mission piano, with mottled glass panels and gew-gawy candle-brackets, that my wife won in the guessing contest and is therefore inordinately proud of; or the case of stuffed birds which Uncle Lemuel left me in his will?

casenounUS /keɪs/

an occurrence of something

From this reading Did you ever see the marble-and-walnut parlor table that Aunt Jessamine gave me; or the streakily-stained Mission piano, with mottled glass panels and gew-gawy candle-brackets, that my wife won in the guessing contest and is therefore inordinately proud of; or the case of stuffed birds which Uncle Lemuel left me in his will?

colornounUS /ˈkʌlər/

a visual attribute of things that results from the light they emit or transmit or reflect

From this reading From the green rug whose acrid hue assaults every other color in the room, to the wonderfully and fearfully made "ornamental" lamp, each thing is what the advertisement writers would call "_different_."

contestnounUS /ˈkɑːntest/

an occasion on which a winner is selected from among two or more contestants

From this reading Did you ever see the marble-and-walnut parlor table that Aunt Jessamine gave me; or the streakily-stained Mission piano, with mottled glass panels and gew-gawy candle-brackets, that my wife won in the guessing contest and is therefore inordinately proud of; or the case of stuffed birds which Uncle Lemuel left me in his will?

didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading Pray, gentle writer, did you ever see my belongings?

differentadjectiveUS /ˈdɪfərənt/

unlike in nature or quality or form or degree

From this reading From the green rug whose acrid hue assaults every other color in the room, to the wonderfully and fearfully made "ornamental" lamp, each thing is what the advertisement writers would call "_different_."

eachdeterminerUS /iːtʃ/

every one of two or more people or things, taken separately

From this reading How am I to make these things "beautiful in themselves and in restful accord with each other?"

everadverbUS /ˈevər/

at any time

From this reading Pray, gentle writer, did you ever see my belongings?

everydeterminerUS /ˈevəri/

all the members of a group, with none left out

From this reading From the green rug whose acrid hue assaults every other color in the room, to the wonderfully and fearfully made "ornamental" lamp, each thing is what the advertisement writers would call "_different_."

fearfullyadverb

in fear

From this reading From the green rug whose acrid hue assaults every other color in the room, to the wonderfully and fearfully made "ornamental" lamp, each thing is what the advertisement writers would call "_different_."

FromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading From the green rug whose acrid hue assaults every other color in the room, to the wonderfully and fearfully made "ornamental" lamp, each thing is what the advertisement writers would call "_different_."

furnishingsnounUS /ˈfɜːrnɪʃɪŋz/

plural of “furnishing” — (usually plural) accessory wearing apparel

From this reading The truth is, none of our furnishings are gregarious.

gaveverbUS /ɡeɪv/

inflected form of “give” — cause to have, in the abstract sense or physical sense

From this reading Did you ever see the marble-and-walnut parlor table that Aunt Jessamine gave me; or the streakily-stained Mission piano, with mottled glass panels and gew-gawy candle-brackets, that my wife won in the guessing contest and is therefore inordinately proud of; or the case of stuffed birds which Uncle Lemuel left me in his will?

gentleadjectiveUS /ˈdʒentəl/

soft and mild; not harsh or stern or severe

From this reading Pray, gentle writer, did you ever see my belongings?

gew-gawy

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Did you ever see the marble-and-walnut parlor table that Aunt Jessamine gave me; or the streakily-stained Mission piano, with mottled glass panels and gew-gawy candle-brackets, that my wife won in the guessing contest and is therefore inordinately proud of; or the case of stuffed birds which Uncle Lemuel left me in his will?

glassnounUS /ɡlæs/

a brittle transparent solid with irregular atomic structure

From this reading Did you ever see the marble-and-walnut parlor table that Aunt Jessamine gave me; or the streakily-stained Mission piano, with mottled glass panels and gew-gawy candle-brackets, that my wife won in the guessing contest and is therefore inordinately proud of; or the case of stuffed birds which Uncle Lemuel left me in his will?

greennounUS /ɡriːn/

green color or pigment; resembling the color of growing grass

From this reading From the green rug whose acrid hue assaults every other color in the room, to the wonderfully and fearfully made "ornamental" lamp, each thing is what the advertisement writers would call "_different_."

gregariousadjectiveUS /ɡrəˈɡeriəs/

(of animals) tending to form a group with others of the same species

From this reading The truth is, none of our furnishings are gregarious.

guessingnounUS /ˈɡesɪŋ/

an estimate based on little or no information

From this reading Did you ever see the marble-and-walnut parlor table that Aunt Jessamine gave me; or the streakily-stained Mission piano, with mottled glass panels and gew-gawy candle-brackets, that my wife won in the guessing contest and is therefore inordinately proud of; or the case of stuffed birds which Uncle Lemuel left me in his will?

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading Did you ever see the marble-and-walnut parlor table that Aunt Jessamine gave me; or the streakily-stained Mission piano, with mottled glass panels and gew-gawy candle-brackets, that my wife won in the guessing contest and is therefore inordinately proud of; or the case of stuffed birds which Uncle Lemuel left me in his will?

How

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading How am I to make these things "beautiful in themselves and in restful accord with each other?"

huenounUS /hjuː/

the quality of a color as determined by its dominant wavelength

From this reading From the green rug whose acrid hue assaults every other color in the room, to the wonderfully and fearfully made "ornamental" lamp, each thing is what the advertisement writers would call "_different_."

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading How am I to make these things "beautiful in themselves and in restful accord with each other?"

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Did you ever see the marble-and-walnut parlor table that Aunt Jessamine gave me; or the streakily-stained Mission piano, with mottled glass panels and gew-gawy candle-brackets, that my wife won in the guessing contest and is therefore inordinately proud of; or the case of stuffed birds which Uncle Lemuel left me in his will?

inordinatelyadverbUS /ˌɪˈnɔːrdənətli/

extremely

From this reading Did you ever see the marble-and-walnut parlor table that Aunt Jessamine gave me; or the streakily-stained Mission piano, with mottled glass panels and gew-gawy candle-brackets, that my wife won in the guessing contest and is therefore inordinately proud of; or the case of stuffed birds which Uncle Lemuel left me in his will?

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Did you ever see the marble-and-walnut parlor table that Aunt Jessamine gave me; or the streakily-stained Mission piano, with mottled glass panels and gew-gawy candle-brackets, that my wife won in the guessing contest and is therefore inordinately proud of; or the case of stuffed birds which Uncle Lemuel left me in his will?

JessaminenounUS /ˈdʒesəmɪn/

a climbing deciduous shrub with fragrant white or yellow or red flowers used in perfume and to flavor tea

From this reading Did you ever see the marble-and-walnut parlor table that Aunt Jessamine gave me; or the streakily-stained Mission piano, with mottled glass panels and gew-gawy candle-brackets, that my wife won in the guessing contest and is therefore inordinately proud of; or the case of stuffed birds which Uncle Lemuel left me in his will?

lampnounUS /læmp/

an artificial source of visible illumination

From this reading From the green rug whose acrid hue assaults every other color in the room, to the wonderfully and fearfully made "ornamental" lamp, each thing is what the advertisement writers would call "_different_."

leftnounUS /left/

location near or direction toward the left side; i.e. the side to the north when a person or object faces east

From this reading Did you ever see the marble-and-walnut parlor table that Aunt Jessamine gave me; or the streakily-stained Mission piano, with mottled glass panels and gew-gawy candle-brackets, that my wife won in the guessing contest and is therefore inordinately proud of; or the case of stuffed birds which Uncle Lemuel left me in his will?

Lemuel

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Did you ever see the marble-and-walnut parlor table that Aunt Jessamine gave me; or the streakily-stained Mission piano, with mottled glass panels and gew-gawy candle-brackets, that my wife won in the guessing contest and is therefore inordinately proud of; or the case of stuffed birds which Uncle Lemuel left me in his will?

madeadjectiveUS /meɪd/

produced by a manufacturing process

From this reading From the green rug whose acrid hue assaults every other color in the room, to the wonderfully and fearfully made "ornamental" lamp, each thing is what the advertisement writers would call "_different_."

makeverbUS /meɪk/

engage in

From this reading How am I to make these things "beautiful in themselves and in restful accord with each other?"

marble-and-walnut

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Did you ever see the marble-and-walnut parlor table that Aunt Jessamine gave me; or the streakily-stained Mission piano, with mottled glass panels and gew-gawy candle-brackets, that my wife won in the guessing contest and is therefore inordinately proud of; or the case of stuffed birds which Uncle Lemuel left me in his will?

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Did you ever see the marble-and-walnut parlor table that Aunt Jessamine gave me; or the streakily-stained Mission piano, with mottled glass panels and gew-gawy candle-brackets, that my wife won in the guessing contest and is therefore inordinately proud of; or the case of stuffed birds which Uncle Lemuel left me in his will?

MissionnounUS /ˈmɪʃən/

an organization of missionaries in a foreign land sent to carry on religious work

From this reading Did you ever see the marble-and-walnut parlor table that Aunt Jessamine gave me; or the streakily-stained Mission piano, with mottled glass panels and gew-gawy candle-brackets, that my wife won in the guessing contest and is therefore inordinately proud of; or the case of stuffed birds which Uncle Lemuel left me in his will?

mottledadjectiveUS /ˈmɑːtəld/

having spots or patches of color

From this reading Did you ever see the marble-and-walnut parlor table that Aunt Jessamine gave me; or the streakily-stained Mission piano, with mottled glass panels and gew-gawy candle-brackets, that my wife won in the guessing contest and is therefore inordinately proud of; or the case of stuffed birds which Uncle Lemuel left me in his will?

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading Pray, gentle writer, did you ever see my belongings?

nonepronounUS /nʌn/

not one, and not any

From this reading The truth is, none of our furnishings are gregarious.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Did you ever see the marble-and-walnut parlor table that Aunt Jessamine gave me; or the streakily-stained Mission piano, with mottled glass panels and gew-gawy candle-brackets, that my wife won in the guessing contest and is therefore inordinately proud of; or the case of stuffed birds which Uncle Lemuel left me in his will?

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading Did you ever see the marble-and-walnut parlor table that Aunt Jessamine gave me; or the streakily-stained Mission piano, with mottled glass panels and gew-gawy candle-brackets, that my wife won in the guessing contest and is therefore inordinately proud of; or the case of stuffed birds which Uncle Lemuel left me in his will?

ornamentalnounUS /ˌɔːrnəˈmentəl/

any plant grown for its beauty or ornamental value

From this reading From the green rug whose acrid hue assaults every other color in the room, to the wonderfully and fearfully made "ornamental" lamp, each thing is what the advertisement writers would call "_different_."

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading How am I to make these things "beautiful in themselves and in restful accord with each other?"

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading The truth is, none of our furnishings are gregarious.

panelsnounUS /ˈpænəlz/

plural of “panel” — sheet that forms a distinct (usually flat and rectangular) section or component of something

From this reading Did you ever see the marble-and-walnut parlor table that Aunt Jessamine gave me; or the streakily-stained Mission piano, with mottled glass panels and gew-gawy candle-brackets, that my wife won in the guessing contest and is therefore inordinately proud of; or the case of stuffed birds which Uncle Lemuel left me in his will?

parlornounUS /ˈpɑːrlər/

reception room in an inn or club where visitors can be received

From this reading Did you ever see the marble-and-walnut parlor table that Aunt Jessamine gave me; or the streakily-stained Mission piano, with mottled glass panels and gew-gawy candle-brackets, that my wife won in the guessing contest and is therefore inordinately proud of; or the case of stuffed birds which Uncle Lemuel left me in his will?

pianonounUS /piˈænoʊ/

a keyboard instrument that is played by depressing keys that cause hammers to strike tuned strings and produce sounds

From this reading Did you ever see the marble-and-walnut parlor table that Aunt Jessamine gave me; or the streakily-stained Mission piano, with mottled glass panels and gew-gawy candle-brackets, that my wife won in the guessing contest and is therefore inordinately proud of; or the case of stuffed birds which Uncle Lemuel left me in his will?

PrayverbUS /preɪ/

address a deity, a prophet, a saint or an object of worship; say a prayer

From this reading Pray, gentle writer, did you ever see my belongings?

proudadjectiveUS /praʊd/

feeling self-respect or pleasure in something by which you measure your self-worth; or being a reason for pride

From this reading Did you ever see the marble-and-walnut parlor table that Aunt Jessamine gave me; or the streakily-stained Mission piano, with mottled glass panels and gew-gawy candle-brackets, that my wife won in the guessing contest and is therefore inordinately proud of; or the case of stuffed birds which Uncle Lemuel left me in his will?

restfuladjectiveUS /ˈrestfəl/

affording physical or mental rest

From this reading How am I to make these things "beautiful in themselves and in restful accord with each other?"

roomnounUS /ruːm/

an area within a building enclosed by walls and floor and ceiling

From this reading From the green rug whose acrid hue assaults every other color in the room, to the wonderfully and fearfully made "ornamental" lamp, each thing is what the advertisement writers would call "_different_."

rugnounUS /rʌɡ/

floor covering consisting of a piece of thick heavy fabric (usually with nap or pile)

From this reading From the green rug whose acrid hue assaults every other color in the room, to the wonderfully and fearfully made "ornamental" lamp, each thing is what the advertisement writers would call "_different_."

seeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading Pray, gentle writer, did you ever see my belongings?

streakily-stained

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Did you ever see the marble-and-walnut parlor table that Aunt Jessamine gave me; or the streakily-stained Mission piano, with mottled glass panels and gew-gawy candle-brackets, that my wife won in the guessing contest and is therefore inordinately proud of; or the case of stuffed birds which Uncle Lemuel left me in his will?

stuffedadjectiveUS /stʌft/

filled with something

From this reading Did you ever see the marble-and-walnut parlor table that Aunt Jessamine gave me; or the streakily-stained Mission piano, with mottled glass panels and gew-gawy candle-brackets, that my wife won in the guessing contest and is therefore inordinately proud of; or the case of stuffed birds which Uncle Lemuel left me in his will?

tablenounUS /ˈteɪbəl/

a set of data arranged in rows and columns

From this reading Did you ever see the marble-and-walnut parlor table that Aunt Jessamine gave me; or the streakily-stained Mission piano, with mottled glass panels and gew-gawy candle-brackets, that my wife won in the guessing contest and is therefore inordinately proud of; or the case of stuffed birds which Uncle Lemuel left me in his will?

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Did you ever see the marble-and-walnut parlor table that Aunt Jessamine gave me; or the streakily-stained Mission piano, with mottled glass panels and gew-gawy candle-brackets, that my wife won in the guessing contest and is therefore inordinately proud of; or the case of stuffed birds which Uncle Lemuel left me in his will?

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Did you ever see the marble-and-walnut parlor table that Aunt Jessamine gave me; or the streakily-stained Mission piano, with mottled glass panels and gew-gawy candle-brackets, that my wife won in the guessing contest and is therefore inordinately proud of; or the case of stuffed birds which Uncle Lemuel left me in his will?

themselvespronounUS /ðemˈselvz/

used when the people doing the action are also its object

From this reading How am I to make these things "beautiful in themselves and in restful accord with each other?"

thereforeadverbUS /ˈðerfɔːr/

for that reason; as a result

From this reading Did you ever see the marble-and-walnut parlor table that Aunt Jessamine gave me; or the streakily-stained Mission piano, with mottled glass panels and gew-gawy candle-brackets, that my wife won in the guessing contest and is therefore inordinately proud of; or the case of stuffed birds which Uncle Lemuel left me in his will?

thesedeterminerUS /ðiːz/

the plural of “this”: the people or things near, or just mentioned

From this reading How am I to make these things "beautiful in themselves and in restful accord with each other?"

thingnounUS /θɪŋ/

a special situation

From this reading From the green rug whose acrid hue assaults every other color in the room, to the wonderfully and fearfully made "ornamental" lamp, each thing is what the advertisement writers would call "_different_."

thingsnounUS /θɪŋz/

any movable possession (especially articles of clothing)

From this reading How am I to make these things "beautiful in themselves and in restful accord with each other?"

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading How am I to make these things "beautiful in themselves and in restful accord with each other?"

truthnounUS /truːθ/

a fact that has been verified

From this reading The truth is, none of our furnishings are gregarious.

UnclenounUS /ˈʌŋkəl/

the brother of your father or mother; the husband of your aunt

From this reading Did you ever see the marble-and-walnut parlor table that Aunt Jessamine gave me; or the streakily-stained Mission piano, with mottled glass panels and gew-gawy candle-brackets, that my wife won in the guessing contest and is therefore inordinately proud of; or the case of stuffed birds which Uncle Lemuel left me in his will?

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading From the green rug whose acrid hue assaults every other color in the room, to the wonderfully and fearfully made "ornamental" lamp, each thing is what the advertisement writers would call "_different_."

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading Did you ever see the marble-and-walnut parlor table that Aunt Jessamine gave me; or the streakily-stained Mission piano, with mottled glass panels and gew-gawy candle-brackets, that my wife won in the guessing contest and is therefore inordinately proud of; or the case of stuffed birds which Uncle Lemuel left me in his will?

whosedeterminerUS /huːz/

belonging to which person

From this reading From the green rug whose acrid hue assaults every other color in the room, to the wonderfully and fearfully made "ornamental" lamp, each thing is what the advertisement writers would call "_different_."

wifenounUS /waɪf/

a married woman; a man's partner in marriage

From this reading Did you ever see the marble-and-walnut parlor table that Aunt Jessamine gave me; or the streakily-stained Mission piano, with mottled glass panels and gew-gawy candle-brackets, that my wife won in the guessing contest and is therefore inordinately proud of; or the case of stuffed birds which Uncle Lemuel left me in his will?

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading Did you ever see the marble-and-walnut parlor table that Aunt Jessamine gave me; or the streakily-stained Mission piano, with mottled glass panels and gew-gawy candle-brackets, that my wife won in the guessing contest and is therefore inordinately proud of; or the case of stuffed birds which Uncle Lemuel left me in his will?

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Did you ever see the marble-and-walnut parlor table that Aunt Jessamine gave me; or the streakily-stained Mission piano, with mottled glass panels and gew-gawy candle-brackets, that my wife won in the guessing contest and is therefore inordinately proud of; or the case of stuffed birds which Uncle Lemuel left me in his will?

wonnounUS /wʌn/

the basic unit of money in South Korea

From this reading Did you ever see the marble-and-walnut parlor table that Aunt Jessamine gave me; or the streakily-stained Mission piano, with mottled glass panels and gew-gawy candle-brackets, that my wife won in the guessing contest and is therefore inordinately proud of; or the case of stuffed birds which Uncle Lemuel left me in his will?

wonderfullyadverbUS /ˈwʌndərfəli/

(used as an intensifier) extremely well

From this reading From the green rug whose acrid hue assaults every other color in the room, to the wonderfully and fearfully made "ornamental" lamp, each thing is what the advertisement writers would call "_different_."

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading From the green rug whose acrid hue assaults every other color in the room, to the wonderfully and fearfully made "ornamental" lamp, each thing is what the advertisement writers would call "_different_."

writernounUS /ˈraɪtər/

writes (books or stories or articles or the like) professionally (for pay)

From this reading Pray, gentle writer, did you ever see my belongings?

writersnounUS /ˈraɪtərz/

plural of “writer” — writes (books or stories or articles or the like) professionally (for pay)

From this reading From the green rug whose acrid hue assaults every other color in the room, to the wonderfully and fearfully made "ornamental" lamp, each thing is what the advertisement writers would call "_different_."

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Pray, gentle writer, did you ever see my belongings?

Chapter 2 of Bizarre by Lawton Mackall holds 452 sentences, grouped into 91 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 2 of Bizarre contain?

Chapter 2 holds 452 sentences of Bizarre, unabridged, divided into 91 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 2 of Bizarre by Lawton Mackall exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 452 sentences, grouped into 91 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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Vocabulary met early in Bizarre

Words and structures a reader meets early in Bizarre, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Favorite
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Bizarre; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Virginia
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Bizarre; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Woods
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Mackall
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