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Those morbid socks!--half hose and half a disease.
The loom that made them must have been degenerate.
It is plain that they were never intended to be put on, because the paste-board document that lurks in the bottom of the box declares they are "guaranteed against any sort of wear."
And these were esteemed suitable associates for my feet!
I have no recollection of sniffling, in public; yet here are nine dozen handkerchiefs, an outfit for someone with chronic coryza.
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Bizarre

Chapter III

Chapter 3 of Bizarre is here in full — 472 sentences across 95 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/94 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Those morbid socks!--half hose and half a disease.
Line 2
The loom that made them must have been degenerate.
/ðə luːm ðæt meɪd ðem mʌst hæv bɪn dɪˈdʒenərət/
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It is plain that they were never intended to be put on, because the paste-board document that lurks in the bottom of the box declares they are "guaranteed against any sort of wear."
Line 4
And these were esteemed suitable associates for my feet!
/ənd ðiːz wɜːr ɪˈstiːmd ˈsuːtəbəl əˈsoʊsiəts fɔːr maɪ fiːt/
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I have no recollection of sniffling, in public; yet here are nine dozen handkerchiefs, an outfit for someone with chronic coryza.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

chronic adjective US /ˈkrɑːnɪk/

being long-lasting and recurrent or characterized by long suffering

From this reading “I have no recollection of sniffling, in public; yet here are nine dozen handkerchiefs, an outfit for someone with chronic coryza.”

degenerate noun US /dɪˈdʒenərət/

a person whose behavior deviates from what is acceptable especially in sexual behavior

From this reading “The loom that made them must have been degenerate.”

guaranteed verb US /ˌɡerənˈtiːd/

past form of “guarantee” — give surety or assume responsibility

From this reading “It is plain that they were never intended to be put on, because the paste-board document that lurks in the bottom of the box declares they are "guaranteed against any sort of wear."”

handkerchiefs noun US /ˈhæŋkərtʃəfs/

plural of “handkerchief” — a square piece of cloth used for wiping the eyes or nose or as a costume accessory

From this reading “I have no recollection of sniffling, in public; yet here are nine dozen handkerchiefs, an outfit for someone with chronic coryza.”

loom verb US /luːm/

come into view indistinctly, often threateningly

From this reading “The loom that made them must have been degenerate.”

lurks verb US /lɜːrks/

third-person singular of “lurk” — lie in wait, lie in ambush, behave in a sneaky and secretive manner

From this reading “It is plain that they were never intended to be put on, because the paste-board document that lurks in the bottom of the box declares they are "guaranteed against any sort of wear."”

sniffling verb US /ˈsnɪflɪŋ/

-ing form of “sniffle” — cry or whine with snuffling

From this reading “I have no recollection of sniffling, in public; yet here are nine dozen handkerchiefs, an outfit for someone with chronic coryza.”

socks noun US /sɑːks/

plural of “sock” — hosiery consisting of a cloth covering for the foot; worn inside the shoe; reaches to between the ankle and the knee

From this reading “Those morbid socks!--half hose and half a disease.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

any sort adjective + noun

In this reading “It is plain that they were never intended to be put on, because the paste-board document that lurks in the bottom of the box declares they are "guaranteed against any sort of wear."”

lurks in verb + particle counted as “lurk in”

In this reading “It is plain that they were never intended to be put on, because the paste-board document that lurks in the bottom of the box declares they are "guaranteed against any sort of wear."”

never intended adverb + adjective

In this reading “It is plain that they were never intended to be put on, because the paste-board document that lurks in the bottom of the box declares they are "guaranteed against any sort of wear."”

put on verb + particle

put clothing on one's body

In this reading “It is plain that they were never intended to be put on, because the paste-board document that lurks in the bottom of the box declares they are "guaranteed against any sort of wear."”

in the bottom preposition + article + noun counted as “in … bottom”

In this reading “It is plain that they were never intended to be put on, because the paste-board document that lurks in the bottom of the box declares they are "guaranteed against any sort of wear."”

in public preposition + noun

in a manner accessible to or observable by the public; openly

In this reading “I have no recollection of sniffling, in public; yet here are nine dozen handkerchiefs, an outfit for someone with chronic coryza.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Those morbid socks!--half hose and half a disease.

againstprepositionUS /əˈɡenst/

touching and pressing; in opposition to

From this reading It is plain that they were never intended to be put on, because the paste-board document that lurks in the bottom of the box declares they are "guaranteed against any sort of wear."

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading I have no recollection of sniffling, in public; yet here are nine dozen handkerchiefs, an outfit for someone with chronic coryza.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Those morbid socks!--half hose and half a disease.

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading It is plain that they were never intended to be put on, because the paste-board document that lurks in the bottom of the box declares they are "guaranteed against any sort of wear."

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading It is plain that they were never intended to be put on, because the paste-board document that lurks in the bottom of the box declares they are "guaranteed against any sort of wear."

associatesnounUS /əˈsoʊsiəts/

plural of “associate” — a person who joins with others in some activity or endeavor

From this reading And these were esteemed suitable associates for my feet!

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading It is plain that they were never intended to be put on, because the paste-board document that lurks in the bottom of the box declares they are "guaranteed against any sort of wear."

becauseconjunctionUS /bɪˈkɔːz/

for the reason that

From this reading It is plain that they were never intended to be put on, because the paste-board document that lurks in the bottom of the box declares they are "guaranteed against any sort of wear."

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading The loom that made them must have been degenerate.

bottomnounUS /ˈbɑːtəm/

the lower side of anything

From this reading It is plain that they were never intended to be put on, because the paste-board document that lurks in the bottom of the box declares they are "guaranteed against any sort of wear."

boxnounUS /bɑːks/

a (usually rectangular) container; may have a lid

From this reading It is plain that they were never intended to be put on, because the paste-board document that lurks in the bottom of the box declares they are "guaranteed against any sort of wear."

chronicadjectiveUS /ˈkrɑːnɪk/

being long-lasting and recurrent or characterized by long suffering

From this reading I have no recollection of sniffling, in public; yet here are nine dozen handkerchiefs, an outfit for someone with chronic coryza.

coryzanoun

an inflammation of the mucous membrane lining the nose (usually associated with nasal discharge)

From this reading I have no recollection of sniffling, in public; yet here are nine dozen handkerchiefs, an outfit for someone with chronic coryza.

declaresverbUS /dɪˈklerz/

third-person singular of “declare” — state emphatically and authoritatively

From this reading It is plain that they were never intended to be put on, because the paste-board document that lurks in the bottom of the box declares they are "guaranteed against any sort of wear."

degeneratenounUS /dɪˈdʒenərət/

a person whose behavior deviates from what is acceptable especially in sexual behavior

From this reading The loom that made them must have been degenerate.

diseasenounUS /dɪˈziːz/

an impairment of health or a condition of abnormal functioning

From this reading Those morbid socks!--half hose and half a disease.

documentnounUS /ˈdɑːkjəment/

writing that provides information (especially information of an official nature)

From this reading It is plain that they were never intended to be put on, because the paste-board document that lurks in the bottom of the box declares they are "guaranteed against any sort of wear."

dozennounUS /ˈdʌzən/

the cardinal number that is the sum of eleven and one

From this reading I have no recollection of sniffling, in public; yet here are nine dozen handkerchiefs, an outfit for someone with chronic coryza.

esteemedadjectiveUS /ɪˈstiːmd/

having an illustrious reputation; respected

From this reading And these were esteemed suitable associates for my feet!

feetnounUS /fiːt/

plural of “foot” — the part of the leg of a human being below the ankle joint

From this reading And these were esteemed suitable associates for my feet!

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading And these were esteemed suitable associates for my feet!

guaranteedverbUS /ˌɡerənˈtiːd/

past form of “guarantee” — give surety or assume responsibility

From this reading It is plain that they were never intended to be put on, because the paste-board document that lurks in the bottom of the box declares they are "guaranteed against any sort of wear."

halfadjectiveUS /hæf/

consisting of one of two equivalent parts in value or quantity

From this reading Those morbid socks!--half hose and half a disease.

handkerchiefsnounUS /ˈhæŋkərtʃəfs/

plural of “handkerchief” — a square piece of cloth used for wiping the eyes or nose or as a costume accessory

From this reading I have no recollection of sniffling, in public; yet here are nine dozen handkerchiefs, an outfit for someone with chronic coryza.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading The loom that made them must have been degenerate.

hereadverbUS /hiːr/

in or at this place; where the speaker or writer is

From this reading I have no recollection of sniffling, in public; yet here are nine dozen handkerchiefs, an outfit for someone with chronic coryza.

hosenounUS /hoʊz/

socks and stockings and tights collectively (the British include underwear)

From this reading Those morbid socks!--half hose and half a disease.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I have no recollection of sniffling, in public; yet here are nine dozen handkerchiefs, an outfit for someone with chronic coryza.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading It is plain that they were never intended to be put on, because the paste-board document that lurks in the bottom of the box declares they are "guaranteed against any sort of wear."

intendedadjectiveUS /ˌɪnˈtendɪd/

resulting from one's intentions

From this reading It is plain that they were never intended to be put on, because the paste-board document that lurks in the bottom of the box declares they are "guaranteed against any sort of wear."

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading It is plain that they were never intended to be put on, because the paste-board document that lurks in the bottom of the box declares they are "guaranteed against any sort of wear."

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It is plain that they were never intended to be put on, because the paste-board document that lurks in the bottom of the box declares they are "guaranteed against any sort of wear."

loomverbUS /luːm/

come into view indistinctly, often threateningly

From this reading The loom that made them must have been degenerate.

lurksverbUS /lɜːrks/

third-person singular of “lurk” — lie in wait, lie in ambush, behave in a sneaky and secretive manner

From this reading It is plain that they were never intended to be put on, because the paste-board document that lurks in the bottom of the box declares they are "guaranteed against any sort of wear."

madeadjectiveUS /meɪd/

produced by a manufacturing process

From this reading The loom that made them must have been degenerate.

morbidadjectiveUS /ˈmɔːrbəd/

suggesting an unhealthy mental state

From this reading Those morbid socks!--half hose and half a disease.

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading The loom that made them must have been degenerate.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading And these were esteemed suitable associates for my feet!

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading It is plain that they were never intended to be put on, because the paste-board document that lurks in the bottom of the box declares they are "guaranteed against any sort of wear."

ninenounUS /naɪn/

the cardinal number that is the sum of eight and one

From this reading I have no recollection of sniffling, in public; yet here are nine dozen handkerchiefs, an outfit for someone with chronic coryza.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading I have no recollection of sniffling, in public; yet here are nine dozen handkerchiefs, an outfit for someone with chronic coryza.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading It is plain that they were never intended to be put on, because the paste-board document that lurks in the bottom of the box declares they are "guaranteed against any sort of wear."

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading It is plain that they were never intended to be put on, because the paste-board document that lurks in the bottom of the box declares they are "guaranteed against any sort of wear."

outfitnounUS /ˈaʊtfɪt/

any cohesive unit such as a military company

From this reading I have no recollection of sniffling, in public; yet here are nine dozen handkerchiefs, an outfit for someone with chronic coryza.

paste-board

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It is plain that they were never intended to be put on, because the paste-board document that lurks in the bottom of the box declares they are "guaranteed against any sort of wear."

plainadjectiveUS /pleɪn/

clearly revealed to the mind or the senses or judgment

From this reading It is plain that they were never intended to be put on, because the paste-board document that lurks in the bottom of the box declares they are "guaranteed against any sort of wear."

publicnounUS /ˈpʌblɪk/

people in general considered as a whole

From this reading I have no recollection of sniffling, in public; yet here are nine dozen handkerchiefs, an outfit for someone with chronic coryza.

putverbUS /pʊt/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading It is plain that they were never intended to be put on, because the paste-board document that lurks in the bottom of the box declares they are "guaranteed against any sort of wear."

recollectionnounUS /ˌrekəˈlekʃən/

the ability to recall past occurrences

From this reading I have no recollection of sniffling, in public; yet here are nine dozen handkerchiefs, an outfit for someone with chronic coryza.

snifflingverbUS /ˈsnɪflɪŋ/

-ing form of “sniffle” — cry or whine with snuffling

From this reading I have no recollection of sniffling, in public; yet here are nine dozen handkerchiefs, an outfit for someone with chronic coryza.

socksnounUS /sɑːks/

plural of “sock” — hosiery consisting of a cloth covering for the foot; worn inside the shoe; reaches to between the ankle and the knee

From this reading Those morbid socks!--half hose and half a disease.

someonepronounUS /ˈsʌmwʌn/

a person, without saying who

From this reading I have no recollection of sniffling, in public; yet here are nine dozen handkerchiefs, an outfit for someone with chronic coryza.

sortnounUS /sɔːrt/

a category of things distinguished by some common characteristic or quality

From this reading It is plain that they were never intended to be put on, because the paste-board document that lurks in the bottom of the box declares they are "guaranteed against any sort of wear."

suitableadjectiveUS /ˈsuːtəbəl/

meant or adapted for an occasion or use

From this reading And these were esteemed suitable associates for my feet!

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading The loom that made them must have been degenerate.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The loom that made them must have been degenerate.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading The loom that made them must have been degenerate.

thesedeterminerUS /ðiːz/

the plural of “this”: the people or things near, or just mentioned

From this reading And these were esteemed suitable associates for my feet!

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading It is plain that they were never intended to be put on, because the paste-board document that lurks in the bottom of the box declares they are "guaranteed against any sort of wear."

ThosedeterminerUS /ðoʊz/

the plural of “that”: the people or things further away, or already known

From this reading Those morbid socks!--half hose and half a disease.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading It is plain that they were never intended to be put on, because the paste-board document that lurks in the bottom of the box declares they are "guaranteed against any sort of wear."

wearverbUS /wer/

be dressed in

From this reading It is plain that they were never intended to be put on, because the paste-board document that lurks in the bottom of the box declares they are "guaranteed against any sort of wear."

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading It is plain that they were never intended to be put on, because the paste-board document that lurks in the bottom of the box declares they are "guaranteed against any sort of wear."

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading I have no recollection of sniffling, in public; yet here are nine dozen handkerchiefs, an outfit for someone with chronic coryza.

yetconjunctionUS /jet/

but in spite of that

From this reading I have no recollection of sniffling, in public; yet here are nine dozen handkerchiefs, an outfit for someone with chronic coryza.

Chapter 3 of Bizarre by Lawton Mackall holds 472 sentences, grouped into 95 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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