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Blessed Event

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Blessed Event is here in full — 601 sentences across 121 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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He was the millionth quadrillionth baby to be born on Earth.
Naturally the event had to be celebrated.
And it was--in a devastating manner!
Ginny stood anxiously in the kitchen doorway, wiping her hands on the hem of her apron.
"You shouldn't upset the boy by yelling at him, Lester," she said.
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Blessed Event

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Blessed Event is here in full — 601 sentences across 121 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/120 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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He was the millionth quadrillionth baby to be born on Earth.
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Naturally the event had to be celebrated.
/ˈnætʃərəli ðə ɪˈvent hæd tuː biː ˈseləbreɪtɪd/
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And it was--in a devastating manner!
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Ginny stood anxiously in the kitchen doorway, wiping her hands on the hem of her apron.
Line 5
"You shouldn't upset the boy by yelling at him, Lester," she said.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

apron noun US /ˈeɪprən/

a garment of cloth or leather or plastic that is tied about the waist and worn to protect your clothing

From this reading “Ginny stood anxiously in the kitchen doorway, wiping her hands on the hem of her apron.”

celebrated adjective US /ˈseləbreɪtɪd/

widely known and esteemed

From this reading “Naturally the event had to be celebrated.”

devastating adjective US /ˈdevəsteɪtɪŋ/

making light of

From this reading “And it was--in a devastating manner!”

hem noun US /hem/

the edge of a piece of cloth; especially the finished edge that has been doubled under and stitched down

From this reading “Ginny stood anxiously in the kitchen doorway, wiping her hands on the hem of her apron.”

millionth noun US /ˈmɪljənθ/

position 1,000,000 in a countable series of things

From this reading “He was the millionth quadrillionth baby to be born on Earth.”

upset verb US /əpˈset/

disturb the balance or stability of

From this reading “"You shouldn't upset the boy by yelling at him, Lester," she said.”

wiping verb US /ˈwaɪpɪŋ/

-ing form of “wipe” — rub with a circular motion

From this reading “Ginny stood anxiously in the kitchen doorway, wiping her hands on the hem of her apron.”

yelling noun US /ˈjelɪŋ/

uttering a loud inarticulate cry as of pain or excitement

From this reading “"You shouldn't upset the boy by yelling at him, Lester," she said.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

on Earth preposition + noun

used with question words to convey surprise

In this reading “He was the millionth quadrillionth baby to be born on Earth.”

in the kitchen preposition + article + noun counted as “in … kitchen”

In this reading “Ginny stood anxiously in the kitchen doorway, wiping her hands on the hem of her apron.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading And it was--in a devastating manner!

AndconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading And it was--in a devastating manner!

anxiouslyadverbUS /ˈæŋkʃəsli/

with anxiety or apprehension

From this reading Ginny stood anxiously in the kitchen doorway, wiping her hands on the hem of her apron.

apronnounUS /ˈeɪprən/

a garment of cloth or leather or plastic that is tied about the waist and worn to protect your clothing

From this reading Ginny stood anxiously in the kitchen doorway, wiping her hands on the hem of her apron.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading "You shouldn't upset the boy by yelling at him, Lester," she said.

babynounUS /ˈbeɪbi/

a very young child (birth to 1 year) who has not yet begun to walk or talk

From this reading He was the millionth quadrillionth baby to be born on Earth.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading He was the millionth quadrillionth baby to be born on Earth.

bornadjectiveUS /bɔːrn/

brought into existence

From this reading He was the millionth quadrillionth baby to be born on Earth.

boynounUS /bɔɪ/

a youthful male person

From this reading "You shouldn't upset the boy by yelling at him, Lester," she said.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading "You shouldn't upset the boy by yelling at him, Lester," she said.

celebratedadjectiveUS /ˈseləbreɪtɪd/

widely known and esteemed

From this reading Naturally the event had to be celebrated.

devastatingadjectiveUS /ˈdevəsteɪtɪŋ/

making light of

From this reading And it was--in a devastating manner!

doorwaynounUS /ˈdɔːrweɪ/

the entrance (the space in a wall) through which you enter or leave a room or building; the space that a door can close

From this reading Ginny stood anxiously in the kitchen doorway, wiping her hands on the hem of her apron.

EarthnounUS /ɜːrθ/

the 3rd planet from the sun; the planet we live on

From this reading He was the millionth quadrillionth baby to be born on Earth.

eventnounUS /ɪˈvent/

something that happens at a given place and time

From this reading Naturally the event had to be celebrated.

Ginny

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Ginny stood anxiously in the kitchen doorway, wiping her hands on the hem of her apron.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading Naturally the event had to be celebrated.

handsnounUS /hændz/

(with “in”) guardianship over; in divorce cases it is the right to house and care for and discipline a child

From this reading Ginny stood anxiously in the kitchen doorway, wiping her hands on the hem of her apron.

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading He was the millionth quadrillionth baby to be born on Earth.

hemnounUS /hem/

the edge of a piece of cloth; especially the finished edge that has been doubled under and stitched down

From this reading Ginny stood anxiously in the kitchen doorway, wiping her hands on the hem of her apron.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading Ginny stood anxiously in the kitchen doorway, wiping her hands on the hem of her apron.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading "You shouldn't upset the boy by yelling at him, Lester," she said.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading And it was--in a devastating manner!

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading And it was--in a devastating manner!

kitchennounUS /ˈkɪtʃən/

a room equipped for preparing meals

From this reading Ginny stood anxiously in the kitchen doorway, wiping her hands on the hem of her apron.

Lester

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "You shouldn't upset the boy by yelling at him, Lester," she said.

mannernounUS /ˈmænər/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading And it was--in a devastating manner!

millionthnounUS /ˈmɪljənθ/

position 1,000,000 in a countable series of things

From this reading He was the millionth quadrillionth baby to be born on Earth.

NaturallyadverbUS /ˈnætʃərəli/

as might be expected

From this reading Naturally the event had to be celebrated.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Ginny stood anxiously in the kitchen doorway, wiping her hands on the hem of her apron.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading He was the millionth quadrillionth baby to be born on Earth.

quadrillionthnoun

one part in a quadrillion equal parts

From this reading He was the millionth quadrillionth baby to be born on Earth.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading "You shouldn't upset the boy by yelling at him, Lester," she said.

shepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "You shouldn't upset the boy by yelling at him, Lester," she said.

shouldn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "You shouldn't upset the boy by yelling at him, Lester," she said.

stoodverbUS /stʊd/

Maintained an upright posture.

From this reading Ginny stood anxiously in the kitchen doorway, wiping her hands on the hem of her apron.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading He was the millionth quadrillionth baby to be born on Earth.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading He was the millionth quadrillionth baby to be born on Earth.

upsetverbUS /əpˈset/

disturb the balance or stability of

From this reading "You shouldn't upset the boy by yelling at him, Lester," she said.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading He was the millionth quadrillionth baby to be born on Earth.

wipingverbUS /ˈwaɪpɪŋ/

-ing form of “wipe” — rub with a circular motion

From this reading Ginny stood anxiously in the kitchen doorway, wiping her hands on the hem of her apron.

yellingnounUS /ˈjelɪŋ/

uttering a loud inarticulate cry as of pain or excitement

From this reading "You shouldn't upset the boy by yelling at him, Lester," she said.

YoupronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "You shouldn't upset the boy by yelling at him, Lester," she said.

Chapter 1 of Blessed Event by Henry Farrell holds 601 sentences, grouped into 121 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 1 of Blessed Event contain?

Chapter 1 holds 601 sentences of Blessed Event, unabridged, divided into 121 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 1 of Blessed Event by Henry Farrell exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 601 sentences, grouped into 121 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 1 of Blessed Event?

Work through the 121 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

Each of the 121 sections in this chapter is short enough to read once, hear once, and then re-read with the vocabulary in view. Tapping a word plays it alone and opens its dictionary entry with IPA, part of speech and meaning, so the reader is never forced to guess a pronunciation from spelling. Working section by section keeps a long chapter from becoming an undifferentiated wall of text, which is the usual reason a reader abandons a work of this period.

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Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 1 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

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Is this the complete text of Blessed Event?

Yes. All 1179 sentences of Project Gutenberg eBook #66244 are kept, with a record of which sentences cover which part.

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Project Gutenberg eBook #66244, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

How long does Blessed Event take to read?

About 98 minutes of reading across 236 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

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Vocabulary met early in Blessed Event

Words and structures a reader meets early in Blessed Event, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Millionth
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Blessed Event; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Quadrillionth
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Blessed Event; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Earth
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Blessed Event; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Naturally
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Blessed Event; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.