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Bohemian Days in Fleet Street

Chapter XI

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THE JOKER THERE are jokers and jokers.
Professors of the art of practical joking are disappearing before an advancing civilization like the Red Indian of the Far West.
The evanishment of the verbal joker is due to a deplorable shrinkage in the national sense of humour.
There will soon be left to us the joker which is the fifty-third card in the pack, and is incapable of any sense or emotion whatever.
But in the days of my vanity grown men carried with them into a tun-bellied middle-age the fine flow of animal spirits and inordinate capacity for fun which nowadays would be deprecated by the well-regulated schoolboy.
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Bohemian Days in Fleet Street

Chapter XI

Chapter 11 of Bohemian Days in Fleet Street is here in full — 304 sentences across 61 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/60 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
THE JOKER THERE are jokers and jokers.
/ðə ˈdʒoʊkər ðer ɑːr ˈdʒoʊkərz ənd ˈdʒoʊkərz/
Line 2
Professors of the art of practical joking are disappearing before an advancing civilization like the Red Indian of the Far West.
/prəˈfesərz ʌv ðə ɑːrt ʌv ˈpræktəkəl ˈdʒoʊkɪŋ ɑːr ˌdɪsəˈpɪrɪŋ bɪˈfɔːr æn ədˈvænsɪŋ ˌsɪvəlɪˈzeɪʃən laɪk ðə red ˈɪndiən ʌv ðə fɑːr west/
Line 3
The evanishment of the verbal joker is due to a deplorable shrinkage in the national sense of humour.
Line 4
There will soon be left to us the joker which is the fifty-third card in the pack, and is incapable of any sense or emotion whatever.
Line 5
But in the days of my vanity grown men carried with them into a tun-bellied middle-age the fine flow of animal spirits and inordinate capacity for fun which nowadays would be deprecated by the well-regulated schoolboy.

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deplorable adjective US /dɪˈplɔːrəbəl/

bad; unfortunate

From this reading “The evanishment of the verbal joker is due to a deplorable shrinkage in the national sense of humour.”

deprecated verb US /ˈdeprəkeɪtəd/

past form of “deprecate” — express strong disapproval of; deplore

From this reading “But in the days of my vanity grown men carried with them into a tun-bellied middle-age the fine flow of animal spirits and inordinate capacity for fun which nowadays would be deprecated by the well-regulated schoolboy.”

inordinate adjective US /ˌɪˈnɔːrdənɪt/

beyond normal limits

From this reading “But in the days of my vanity grown men carried with them into a tun-bellied middle-age the fine flow of animal spirits and inordinate capacity for fun which nowadays would be deprecated by the well-regulated schoolboy.”

joker noun US /ˈdʒoʊkər/

a person who enjoys telling or playing jokes

From this reading “THE JOKER THERE are jokers and jokers.”

jokers noun US /ˈdʒoʊkərz/

plural of “joker” — a person who enjoys telling or playing jokes

From this reading “THE JOKER THERE are jokers and jokers.”

schoolboy noun US /ˈskuːlbɔɪ/

a boy attending school

From this reading “But in the days of my vanity grown men carried with them into a tun-bellied middle-age the fine flow of animal spirits and inordinate capacity for fun which nowadays would be deprecated by the well-regulated schoolboy.”

shrinkage noun US /ˈʃrɪŋkɪdʒ/

process or result of becoming less or smaller

From this reading “The evanishment of the verbal joker is due to a deplorable shrinkage in the national sense of humour.”

verbal adjective US /ˈvɜːrbəl/

communicated in the form of words

From this reading “The evanishment of the verbal joker is due to a deplorable shrinkage in the national sense of humour.”

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animal spirits noun + noun

In this reading “But in the days of my vanity grown men carried with them into a tun-bellied middle-age the fine flow of animal spirits and inordinate capacity for fun which nowadays would be deprecated by the well-regulated schoolboy.”

any sense adjective + noun

In this reading “There will soon be left to us the joker which is the fifty-third card in the pack, and is incapable of any sense or emotion whatever.”

for fun preposition + noun

not intended seriously; meant as a joke

In this reading “But in the days of my vanity grown men carried with them into a tun-bellied middle-age the fine flow of animal spirits and inordinate capacity for fun which nowadays would be deprecated by the well-regulated schoolboy.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading The evanishment of the verbal joker is due to a deplorable shrinkage in the national sense of humour.

advancingadjectiveUS /ədˈvænsɪŋ/

moving forward

From this reading Professors of the art of practical joking are disappearing before an advancing civilization like the Red Indian of the Far West.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading Professors of the art of practical joking are disappearing before an advancing civilization like the Red Indian of the Far West.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading THE JOKER THERE are jokers and jokers.

animalnounUS /ˈænəməl/

a living organism characterized by voluntary movement

From this reading But in the days of my vanity grown men carried with them into a tun-bellied middle-age the fine flow of animal spirits and inordinate capacity for fun which nowadays would be deprecated by the well-regulated schoolboy.

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading There will soon be left to us the joker which is the fifty-third card in the pack, and is incapable of any sense or emotion whatever.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading THE JOKER THERE are jokers and jokers.

artauxiliary verbUS /ɑːrt/

an old form of “are”, used with “thou”

From this reading Professors of the art of practical joking are disappearing before an advancing civilization like the Red Indian of the Far West.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading There will soon be left to us the joker which is the fifty-third card in the pack, and is incapable of any sense or emotion whatever.

beforeprepositionUS /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading Professors of the art of practical joking are disappearing before an advancing civilization like the Red Indian of the Far West.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But in the days of my vanity grown men carried with them into a tun-bellied middle-age the fine flow of animal spirits and inordinate capacity for fun which nowadays would be deprecated by the well-regulated schoolboy.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading But in the days of my vanity grown men carried with them into a tun-bellied middle-age the fine flow of animal spirits and inordinate capacity for fun which nowadays would be deprecated by the well-regulated schoolboy.

capacitynounUS /kəˈpæsəti/

capability to perform or produce

From this reading But in the days of my vanity grown men carried with them into a tun-bellied middle-age the fine flow of animal spirits and inordinate capacity for fun which nowadays would be deprecated by the well-regulated schoolboy.

cardnounUS /kɑːrd/

one of a set of small pieces of stiff paper marked in various ways and used for playing games or for telling fortunes

From this reading There will soon be left to us the joker which is the fifty-third card in the pack, and is incapable of any sense or emotion whatever.

carriedverbUS /ˈkærid/

inflected form of “carry” — move while supporting, either in a vehicle or in one's hands or on one's body

From this reading But in the days of my vanity grown men carried with them into a tun-bellied middle-age the fine flow of animal spirits and inordinate capacity for fun which nowadays would be deprecated by the well-regulated schoolboy.

civilizationnounUS /ˌsɪvəlɪˈzeɪʃən/

a society in an advanced state of social development (e.g., with complex legal and political and religious organizations)

From this reading Professors of the art of practical joking are disappearing before an advancing civilization like the Red Indian of the Far West.

daysnounUS /deɪz/

the time during which someone's life continues

From this reading But in the days of my vanity grown men carried with them into a tun-bellied middle-age the fine flow of animal spirits and inordinate capacity for fun which nowadays would be deprecated by the well-regulated schoolboy.

deplorableadjectiveUS /dɪˈplɔːrəbəl/

bad; unfortunate

From this reading The evanishment of the verbal joker is due to a deplorable shrinkage in the national sense of humour.

deprecatedverbUS /ˈdeprəkeɪtəd/

past form of “deprecate” — express strong disapproval of; deplore

From this reading But in the days of my vanity grown men carried with them into a tun-bellied middle-age the fine flow of animal spirits and inordinate capacity for fun which nowadays would be deprecated by the well-regulated schoolboy.

disappearingnounUS /ˌdɪsəˈpɪrɪŋ/

the act of leaving secretly or without explanation

From this reading Professors of the art of practical joking are disappearing before an advancing civilization like the Red Indian of the Far West.

dueadjectiveUS /duː/

owed and payable immediately or on demand

From this reading The evanishment of the verbal joker is due to a deplorable shrinkage in the national sense of humour.

emotionnounUS /ɪˈmoʊʃən/

any strong feeling

From this reading There will soon be left to us the joker which is the fifty-third card in the pack, and is incapable of any sense or emotion whatever.

evanishment

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From this reading The evanishment of the verbal joker is due to a deplorable shrinkage in the national sense of humour.

FaradverbUS /fɑːr/

to a considerable degree; very much

From this reading Professors of the art of practical joking are disappearing before an advancing civilization like the Red Indian of the Far West.

fifty-third

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From this reading There will soon be left to us the joker which is the fifty-third card in the pack, and is incapable of any sense or emotion whatever.

fineadjectiveUS /faɪn/

being satisfactory or in satisfactory condition

From this reading But in the days of my vanity grown men carried with them into a tun-bellied middle-age the fine flow of animal spirits and inordinate capacity for fun which nowadays would be deprecated by the well-regulated schoolboy.

flownounUS /floʊ/

the motion characteristic of fluids (liquids or gases)

From this reading But in the days of my vanity grown men carried with them into a tun-bellied middle-age the fine flow of animal spirits and inordinate capacity for fun which nowadays would be deprecated by the well-regulated schoolboy.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading But in the days of my vanity grown men carried with them into a tun-bellied middle-age the fine flow of animal spirits and inordinate capacity for fun which nowadays would be deprecated by the well-regulated schoolboy.

funnounUS /fʌn/

activities that are enjoyable or amusing

From this reading But in the days of my vanity grown men carried with them into a tun-bellied middle-age the fine flow of animal spirits and inordinate capacity for fun which nowadays would be deprecated by the well-regulated schoolboy.

grownadjectiveUS /ɡroʊn/

(of animals) fully developed

From this reading But in the days of my vanity grown men carried with them into a tun-bellied middle-age the fine flow of animal spirits and inordinate capacity for fun which nowadays would be deprecated by the well-regulated schoolboy.

humournounUS /ˈhjuːmər/

a characteristic (habitual or relatively temporary) state of feeling

From this reading The evanishment of the verbal joker is due to a deplorable shrinkage in the national sense of humour.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading The evanishment of the verbal joker is due to a deplorable shrinkage in the national sense of humour.

incapableadjectiveUS /ˌɪnˈkeɪpəbəl/

(followed by “of”) lacking capacity or ability

From this reading There will soon be left to us the joker which is the fifty-third card in the pack, and is incapable of any sense or emotion whatever.

IndianadjectiveUS /ˈɪndiən/

of or relating to or characteristic of India or the East Indies or their peoples or languages or cultures

From this reading Professors of the art of practical joking are disappearing before an advancing civilization like the Red Indian of the Far West.

inordinateadjectiveUS /ˌɪˈnɔːrdənɪt/

beyond normal limits

From this reading But in the days of my vanity grown men carried with them into a tun-bellied middle-age the fine flow of animal spirits and inordinate capacity for fun which nowadays would be deprecated by the well-regulated schoolboy.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading But in the days of my vanity grown men carried with them into a tun-bellied middle-age the fine flow of animal spirits and inordinate capacity for fun which nowadays would be deprecated by the well-regulated schoolboy.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The evanishment of the verbal joker is due to a deplorable shrinkage in the national sense of humour.

JOKERnounUS /ˈdʒoʊkər/

a person who enjoys telling or playing jokes

From this reading THE JOKER THERE are jokers and jokers.

jokersnounUS /ˈdʒoʊkərz/

plural of “joker” — a person who enjoys telling or playing jokes

From this reading THE JOKER THERE are jokers and jokers.

jokingadjectiveUS /ˈdʒoʊkɪŋ/

characterized by jokes and good humor

From this reading Professors of the art of practical joking are disappearing before an advancing civilization like the Red Indian of the Far West.

leftnounUS /left/

location near or direction toward the left side; i.e. the side to the north when a person or object faces east

From this reading There will soon be left to us the joker which is the fifty-third card in the pack, and is incapable of any sense or emotion whatever.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading Professors of the art of practical joking are disappearing before an advancing civilization like the Red Indian of the Far West.

mennounUS /men/

the force of workers available

From this reading But in the days of my vanity grown men carried with them into a tun-bellied middle-age the fine flow of animal spirits and inordinate capacity for fun which nowadays would be deprecated by the well-regulated schoolboy.

middle-age

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading But in the days of my vanity grown men carried with them into a tun-bellied middle-age the fine flow of animal spirits and inordinate capacity for fun which nowadays would be deprecated by the well-regulated schoolboy.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading But in the days of my vanity grown men carried with them into a tun-bellied middle-age the fine flow of animal spirits and inordinate capacity for fun which nowadays would be deprecated by the well-regulated schoolboy.

nationaladjectiveUS /ˈnæʃənəl/

of or relating to or belonging to a nation or country

From this reading The evanishment of the verbal joker is due to a deplorable shrinkage in the national sense of humour.

nowadaysnounUS /ˈnaʊədeɪz/

the period of time that is happening now; any continuous stretch of time including the moment of speech

From this reading But in the days of my vanity grown men carried with them into a tun-bellied middle-age the fine flow of animal spirits and inordinate capacity for fun which nowadays would be deprecated by the well-regulated schoolboy.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Professors of the art of practical joking are disappearing before an advancing civilization like the Red Indian of the Far West.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading There will soon be left to us the joker which is the fifty-third card in the pack, and is incapable of any sense or emotion whatever.

packverbUS /pæk/

arrange in a container

From this reading There will soon be left to us the joker which is the fifty-third card in the pack, and is incapable of any sense or emotion whatever.

practicaladjectiveUS /ˈpræktəkəl/

concerned with actual use or practice

From this reading Professors of the art of practical joking are disappearing before an advancing civilization like the Red Indian of the Far West.

ProfessorsnounUS /prəˈfesərz/

plural of “professor” — someone who is a member of the faculty at a college or university

From this reading Professors of the art of practical joking are disappearing before an advancing civilization like the Red Indian of the Far West.

RednounUS /red/

red color or pigment; the chromatic color resembling the hue of blood

From this reading Professors of the art of practical joking are disappearing before an advancing civilization like the Red Indian of the Far West.

schoolboynounUS /ˈskuːlbɔɪ/

a boy attending school

From this reading But in the days of my vanity grown men carried with them into a tun-bellied middle-age the fine flow of animal spirits and inordinate capacity for fun which nowadays would be deprecated by the well-regulated schoolboy.

sensenounUS /sens/

a general conscious awareness

From this reading The evanishment of the verbal joker is due to a deplorable shrinkage in the national sense of humour.

shrinkagenounUS /ˈʃrɪŋkɪdʒ/

process or result of becoming less or smaller

From this reading The evanishment of the verbal joker is due to a deplorable shrinkage in the national sense of humour.

soonadverbUS /suːn/

in the near future

From this reading There will soon be left to us the joker which is the fifty-third card in the pack, and is incapable of any sense or emotion whatever.

spiritsnounUS /ˈspɪrɪts/

an alcoholic beverage that is distilled rather than fermented

From this reading But in the days of my vanity grown men carried with them into a tun-bellied middle-age the fine flow of animal spirits and inordinate capacity for fun which nowadays would be deprecated by the well-regulated schoolboy.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading THE JOKER THERE are jokers and jokers.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading But in the days of my vanity grown men carried with them into a tun-bellied middle-age the fine flow of animal spirits and inordinate capacity for fun which nowadays would be deprecated by the well-regulated schoolboy.

THEREadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading THE JOKER THERE are jokers and jokers.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading The evanishment of the verbal joker is due to a deplorable shrinkage in the national sense of humour.

tun-bellied

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading But in the days of my vanity grown men carried with them into a tun-bellied middle-age the fine flow of animal spirits and inordinate capacity for fun which nowadays would be deprecated by the well-regulated schoolboy.

uspronounUS /ʌs/

the speaker and others, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading There will soon be left to us the joker which is the fifty-third card in the pack, and is incapable of any sense or emotion whatever.

vanitynounUS /ˈvænəti/

feelings of excessive pride

From this reading But in the days of my vanity grown men carried with them into a tun-bellied middle-age the fine flow of animal spirits and inordinate capacity for fun which nowadays would be deprecated by the well-regulated schoolboy.

verbaladjectiveUS /ˈvɜːrbəl/

communicated in the form of words

From this reading The evanishment of the verbal joker is due to a deplorable shrinkage in the national sense of humour.

well-regulated

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From this reading But in the days of my vanity grown men carried with them into a tun-bellied middle-age the fine flow of animal spirits and inordinate capacity for fun which nowadays would be deprecated by the well-regulated schoolboy.

WestnounUS /west/

the countries of (originally) Europe and (now including) North America and South America

From this reading Professors of the art of practical joking are disappearing before an advancing civilization like the Red Indian of the Far West.

whateverdeterminerUS /ˌwʌˈtevər/

any or all of a kind, it does not matter which

From this reading There will soon be left to us the joker which is the fifty-third card in the pack, and is incapable of any sense or emotion whatever.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading There will soon be left to us the joker which is the fifty-third card in the pack, and is incapable of any sense or emotion whatever.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading There will soon be left to us the joker which is the fifty-third card in the pack, and is incapable of any sense or emotion whatever.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading But in the days of my vanity grown men carried with them into a tun-bellied middle-age the fine flow of animal spirits and inordinate capacity for fun which nowadays would be deprecated by the well-regulated schoolboy.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading But in the days of my vanity grown men carried with them into a tun-bellied middle-age the fine flow of animal spirits and inordinate capacity for fun which nowadays would be deprecated by the well-regulated schoolboy.

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