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Brain Twister

Chapter VIII · Chapter 8

Chapter 8 of Brain Twister is here in full — 412 sentences across 83 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Malone hoped fervently that Her Majesty wouldn't mention just how many years.
He didn't think he could stand it, and he was almost grateful for the cowboy's nasal twang.
"Oil?" he said.
"Oh, no," Her Majesty said.
"The Government is providing this money."
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Archivist
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Brain Twister

Chapter VIII · Chapter 8

Chapter 8 of Brain Twister is here in full — 412 sentences across 83 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/82 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Malone hoped fervently that Her Majesty wouldn't mention just how many years.
Line 2
He didn't think he could stand it, and he was almost grateful for the cowboy's nasal twang.
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"Oil?" he said.
/ɔɪl hiː sed/
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"Oh, no," Her Majesty said.
/oʊ noʊ hɜːr ˈmædʒəsti sed/
Line 5
"The Government is providing this money."
/ðə ˈɡʌvərmənt ɪz prəˈvaɪdɪŋ ðɪs ˈmʌni/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

cowboy's noun US /ˈkaʊbɔɪz/

possessive form of “cowboy” — a hired hand who tends cattle and performs other duties on horseback

From this reading “He didn't think he could stand it, and he was almost grateful for the cowboy's nasal twang.”

fervently adverb US /ˈfɜːrvəntli/

with passionate fervor

From this reading “Malone hoped fervently that Her Majesty wouldn't mention just how many years.”

grateful adjective US /ˈɡreɪtfəl/

feeling or showing gratitude

From this reading “He didn't think he could stand it, and he was almost grateful for the cowboy's nasal twang.”

Malone noun US /məˈloʊn/

English scholar remembered for his chronology of Shakespeare's plays and his editions of Shakespeare and Dryden (1741-1812)

From this reading “Malone hoped fervently that Her Majesty wouldn't mention just how many years.”

nasal adjective US /ˈneɪzəl/

of or in or relating to the nose

From this reading “He didn't think he could stand it, and he was almost grateful for the cowboy's nasal twang.”

Oil noun US /ɔɪl/

A viscous liquid derived from petroleum or plants, stored in large earthen jars.

From this reading “"Oil?" he said.”

providing verb US /prəˈvaɪdɪŋ/

-ing form of “provide” — give something useful or necessary to

From this reading “"The Government is providing this money."”

twang verb US /twɑːŋ/

cause to sound with a twang

From this reading “He didn't think he could stand it, and he was almost grateful for the cowboy's nasal twang.”

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almostadverbUS /ˈɔːlmoʊst/

(of actions or states) slightly short of or not quite accomplished; all but

From this reading He didn't think he could stand it, and he was almost grateful for the cowboy's nasal twang.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading He didn't think he could stand it, and he was almost grateful for the cowboy's nasal twang.

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading He didn't think he could stand it, and he was almost grateful for the cowboy's nasal twang.

cowboy'snounUS /ˈkaʊbɔɪz/

possessive form of “cowboy” — a hired hand who tends cattle and performs other duties on horseback

From this reading He didn't think he could stand it, and he was almost grateful for the cowboy's nasal twang.

didn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading He didn't think he could stand it, and he was almost grateful for the cowboy's nasal twang.

ferventlyadverbUS /ˈfɜːrvəntli/

with passionate fervor

From this reading Malone hoped fervently that Her Majesty wouldn't mention just how many years.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading He didn't think he could stand it, and he was almost grateful for the cowboy's nasal twang.

GovernmentnounUS /ˈɡʌvərmənt/

the organization that is the governing authority of a political unit

From this reading "The Government is providing this money."

gratefuladjectiveUS /ˈɡreɪtfəl/

feeling or showing gratitude

From this reading He didn't think he could stand it, and he was almost grateful for the cowboy's nasal twang.

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading He didn't think he could stand it, and he was almost grateful for the cowboy's nasal twang.

HerdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading Malone hoped fervently that Her Majesty wouldn't mention just how many years.

hopedverbUS /hoʊpt/

past form of “hope” — expect and wish

From this reading Malone hoped fervently that Her Majesty wouldn't mention just how many years.

how

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Malone hoped fervently that Her Majesty wouldn't mention just how many years.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "The Government is providing this money."

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading He didn't think he could stand it, and he was almost grateful for the cowboy's nasal twang.

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading Malone hoped fervently that Her Majesty wouldn't mention just how many years.

MajestynounUS /ˈmædʒəsti/

impressiveness in scale or proportion

From this reading Malone hoped fervently that Her Majesty wouldn't mention just how many years.

MalonenounUS /məˈloʊn/

English scholar remembered for his chronology of Shakespeare's plays and his editions of Shakespeare and Dryden (1741-1812)

From this reading Malone hoped fervently that Her Majesty wouldn't mention just how many years.

manyadjectiveUS /ˈmeni/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “as” or “too” or “so” or “that”; amounting to a large but indefinite number

From this reading Malone hoped fervently that Her Majesty wouldn't mention just how many years.

mentionverbUS /ˈmenʃən/

make reference to

From this reading Malone hoped fervently that Her Majesty wouldn't mention just how many years.

moneynounUS /ˈmʌni/

the most common medium of exchange; functions as legal tender

From this reading "The Government is providing this money."

nasaladjectiveUS /ˈneɪzəl/

of or in or relating to the nose

From this reading He didn't think he could stand it, and he was almost grateful for the cowboy's nasal twang.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading "Oh, no," Her Majesty said.

OhnounUS /oʊ/

a midwestern state in north central United States in the Great Lakes region

From this reading "Oh, no," Her Majesty said.

OilnounUS /ɔɪl/

A viscous liquid derived from petroleum or plants, stored in large earthen jars.

From this reading "Oil?" he said.

providingverbUS /prəˈvaɪdɪŋ/

-ing form of “provide” — give something useful or necessary to

From this reading "The Government is providing this money."

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading "Oil?" he said.

standverbUS /stænd/

be standing; be upright

From this reading He didn't think he could stand it, and he was almost grateful for the cowboy's nasal twang.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Malone hoped fervently that Her Majesty wouldn't mention just how many years.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading He didn't think he could stand it, and he was almost grateful for the cowboy's nasal twang.

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading He didn't think he could stand it, and he was almost grateful for the cowboy's nasal twang.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading "The Government is providing this money."

twangverbUS /twɑːŋ/

cause to sound with a twang

From this reading He didn't think he could stand it, and he was almost grateful for the cowboy's nasal twang.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading He didn't think he could stand it, and he was almost grateful for the cowboy's nasal twang.

wouldn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Malone hoped fervently that Her Majesty wouldn't mention just how many years.

yearsnounUS /jɪrz/

a late time of life

From this reading Malone hoped fervently that Her Majesty wouldn't mention just how many years.

Chapter 8 of Brain Twister by Randall Garrett holds 412 sentences, grouped into 83 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 8 of Brain Twister contain?

Chapter 8 holds 412 sentences of Brain Twister, unabridged, divided into 83 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 8 of Brain Twister by Randall Garrett exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 412 sentences, grouped into 83 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 8 of Brain Twister?

Work through the 83 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

Each of the 83 sections in this chapter is short enough to read once, hear once, and then re-read with the vocabulary in view. Tapping a word plays it alone and opens its dictionary entry with IPA, part of speech and meaning, so the reader is never forced to guess a pronunciation from spelling. Working section by section keeps a long chapter from becoming an undifferentiated wall of text, which is the usual reason a reader abandons a work of this period.

Can chapter 8 be read aloud to me?

Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 8 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

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Is this the complete text of Brain Twister?

Yes. All 4106 sentences of Project Gutenberg eBook #22332 are kept, with a record of which sentences cover which part.

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Project Gutenberg eBook #22332, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

How long does Brain Twister take to read?

About 342 minutes of reading across 822 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

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Story
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