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Breath of Beelzebub

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Breath of Beelzebub is here in full — 339 sentences across 68 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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All that had been distilled from the curious vegetation of the doomed planetoid was half an ounce, a mere timbleful of blue liquor.
But it was enough to drive a universe mad.
The martian servant stopped at my desk, coughed faintly to attract my attention.
I looked up and he handed me a calling card on which was printed "Slane O'Graeme."
It was a limp, thumb-marked and discouraged-looking emissary.
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Breath of Beelzebub

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Breath of Beelzebub is here in full — 339 sentences across 68 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/67 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
All that had been distilled from the curious vegetation of the doomed planetoid was half an ounce, a mere timbleful of blue liquor.
Line 2
But it was enough to drive a universe mad.
/bʌt ɪt wɑːz ɪˈnʌf tuː draɪv ə ˈjuːnəvɜːrs mæd/
Line 3
The martian servant stopped at my desk, coughed faintly to attract my attention.
/ðə ˈmɑːrʃən ˈsɜːrvənt stɑːpt æt maɪ desk kɔːft ˈfeɪntli tuː əˈtrækt maɪ əˈtenʃən/
Line 4
I looked up and he handed me a calling card on which was printed "Slane O'Graeme."
Line 5
It was a limp, thumb-marked and discouraged-looking emissary.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

coughed verb US /kɔːft/

past form of “cough” — exhale abruptly, as when one has a chest cold or congestion

From this reading “The martian servant stopped at my desk, coughed faintly to attract my attention.”

distilled verb US /dɪˈstɪld/

inflected form of “distil” — undergo condensation; change from a gaseous to a liquid state and fall in drops

From this reading “All that had been distilled from the curious vegetation of the doomed planetoid was half an ounce, a mere timbleful of blue liquor.”

doomed adjective US /duːmd/

marked for certain death

From this reading “All that had been distilled from the curious vegetation of the doomed planetoid was half an ounce, a mere timbleful of blue liquor.”

emissary noun US /ˈeməseri/

someone sent on a mission to represent the interests of someone else

From this reading “It was a limp, thumb-marked and discouraged-looking emissary.”

limp verb US /lɪmp/

walk impeded by some physical limitation or injury

From this reading “It was a limp, thumb-marked and discouraged-looking emissary.”

martian noun US /ˈmɑːrʃən/

imaginary people who live on the planet Mars

From this reading “The martian servant stopped at my desk, coughed faintly to attract my attention.”

ounce noun US /aʊns/

a unit of apothecary weight equal to 480 grains or one twelfth of a troy pound

From this reading “All that had been distilled from the curious vegetation of the doomed planetoid was half an ounce, a mere timbleful of blue liquor.”

vegetation noun US /ˌvedʒəˈteɪʃən/

all the plant life in a particular region or period

From this reading “All that had been distilled from the curious vegetation of the doomed planetoid was half an ounce, a mere timbleful of blue liquor.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

looked up verb + adjective counted as “look up”

seek information from

In this reading “I looked up and he handed me a calling card on which was printed "Slane O'Graeme."”

All words in this reading · 56

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading All that had been distilled from the curious vegetation of the doomed planetoid was half an ounce, a mere timbleful of blue liquor.

AlladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading All that had been distilled from the curious vegetation of the doomed planetoid was half an ounce, a mere timbleful of blue liquor.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading All that had been distilled from the curious vegetation of the doomed planetoid was half an ounce, a mere timbleful of blue liquor.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading I looked up and he handed me a calling card on which was printed "Slane O'Graeme."

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading The martian servant stopped at my desk, coughed faintly to attract my attention.

attentionnounUS /əˈtenʃən/

the process whereby a person concentrates on some features of the environment to the (relative) exclusion of others

From this reading The martian servant stopped at my desk, coughed faintly to attract my attention.

attractverbUS /əˈtrækt/

direct toward itself or oneself by means of some psychological power or physical attributes

From this reading The martian servant stopped at my desk, coughed faintly to attract my attention.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading All that had been distilled from the curious vegetation of the doomed planetoid was half an ounce, a mere timbleful of blue liquor.

blueadjectiveUS /bluː/

of the color intermediate between green and violet; having a color similar to that of a clear unclouded sky

From this reading All that had been distilled from the curious vegetation of the doomed planetoid was half an ounce, a mere timbleful of blue liquor.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But it was enough to drive a universe mad.

callingnounUS /ˈkɔːlɪŋ/

the particular occupation for which you are trained

From this reading I looked up and he handed me a calling card on which was printed "Slane O'Graeme."

cardnounUS /kɑːrd/

one of a set of small pieces of stiff paper marked in various ways and used for playing games or for telling fortunes

From this reading I looked up and he handed me a calling card on which was printed "Slane O'Graeme."

coughedverbUS /kɔːft/

past form of “cough” — exhale abruptly, as when one has a chest cold or congestion

From this reading The martian servant stopped at my desk, coughed faintly to attract my attention.

curiousadjectiveUS /ˈkjʊriəs/

beyond or deviating from the usual or expected

From this reading All that had been distilled from the curious vegetation of the doomed planetoid was half an ounce, a mere timbleful of blue liquor.

desknounUS /desk/

a piece of furniture with a writing surface and usually drawers or other compartments

From this reading The martian servant stopped at my desk, coughed faintly to attract my attention.

discouraged-looking

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It was a limp, thumb-marked and discouraged-looking emissary.

distilledverbUS /dɪˈstɪld/

inflected form of “distil” — undergo condensation; change from a gaseous to a liquid state and fall in drops

From this reading All that had been distilled from the curious vegetation of the doomed planetoid was half an ounce, a mere timbleful of blue liquor.

doomedadjectiveUS /duːmd/

marked for certain death

From this reading All that had been distilled from the curious vegetation of the doomed planetoid was half an ounce, a mere timbleful of blue liquor.

driveverbUS /draɪv/

operate or control a vehicle

From this reading But it was enough to drive a universe mad.

emissarynounUS /ˈeməseri/

someone sent on a mission to represent the interests of someone else

From this reading It was a limp, thumb-marked and discouraged-looking emissary.

enoughnounUS /ɪˈnʌf/

an adequate quantity; a quantity that is large enough to achieve a purpose

From this reading But it was enough to drive a universe mad.

faintlyadverbUS /ˈfeɪntli/

to a faint degree or weakly perceived

From this reading The martian servant stopped at my desk, coughed faintly to attract my attention.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading All that had been distilled from the curious vegetation of the doomed planetoid was half an ounce, a mere timbleful of blue liquor.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading All that had been distilled from the curious vegetation of the doomed planetoid was half an ounce, a mere timbleful of blue liquor.

halfadjectiveUS /hæf/

consisting of one of two equivalent parts in value or quantity

From this reading All that had been distilled from the curious vegetation of the doomed planetoid was half an ounce, a mere timbleful of blue liquor.

handedadjectiveUS /ˈhændəd/

having or involving the use of hands

From this reading I looked up and he handed me a calling card on which was printed "Slane O'Graeme."

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading I looked up and he handed me a calling card on which was printed "Slane O'Graeme."

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I looked up and he handed me a calling card on which was printed "Slane O'Graeme."

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading But it was enough to drive a universe mad.

limpverbUS /lɪmp/

walk impeded by some physical limitation or injury

From this reading It was a limp, thumb-marked and discouraged-looking emissary.

liquornounUS /ˈlɪkər/

an alcoholic beverage that is distilled rather than fermented

From this reading All that had been distilled from the curious vegetation of the doomed planetoid was half an ounce, a mere timbleful of blue liquor.

lookedverbUS /lʊkt/

past form of “look” — perceive with attention; direct one's gaze towards

From this reading I looked up and he handed me a calling card on which was printed "Slane O'Graeme."

madadjectiveUS /mæd/

roused to anger

From this reading But it was enough to drive a universe mad.

martiannounUS /ˈmɑːrʃən/

imaginary people who live on the planet Mars

From this reading The martian servant stopped at my desk, coughed faintly to attract my attention.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading I looked up and he handed me a calling card on which was printed "Slane O'Graeme."

mereadjectiveUS /mɪr/

being nothing more than specified

From this reading All that had been distilled from the curious vegetation of the doomed planetoid was half an ounce, a mere timbleful of blue liquor.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading The martian servant stopped at my desk, coughed faintly to attract my attention.

O'Graeme

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I looked up and he handed me a calling card on which was printed "Slane O'Graeme."

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading All that had been distilled from the curious vegetation of the doomed planetoid was half an ounce, a mere timbleful of blue liquor.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading I looked up and he handed me a calling card on which was printed "Slane O'Graeme."

ouncenounUS /aʊns/

a unit of apothecary weight equal to 480 grains or one twelfth of a troy pound

From this reading All that had been distilled from the curious vegetation of the doomed planetoid was half an ounce, a mere timbleful of blue liquor.

planetoidnoun

any of numerous small celestial bodies that move around the sun

From this reading All that had been distilled from the curious vegetation of the doomed planetoid was half an ounce, a mere timbleful of blue liquor.

printedverbUS /ˈprɪntɪd/

past form of “print” — put into print

From this reading I looked up and he handed me a calling card on which was printed "Slane O'Graeme."

servantnounUS /ˈsɜːrvənt/

a person working in the service of another (especially in the household)

From this reading The martian servant stopped at my desk, coughed faintly to attract my attention.

Slane

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I looked up and he handed me a calling card on which was printed "Slane O'Graeme."

stoppedadjectiveUS /stɑːpt/

(of a nose) blocked

From this reading The martian servant stopped at my desk, coughed faintly to attract my attention.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading All that had been distilled from the curious vegetation of the doomed planetoid was half an ounce, a mere timbleful of blue liquor.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading All that had been distilled from the curious vegetation of the doomed planetoid was half an ounce, a mere timbleful of blue liquor.

thumb-marked

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It was a limp, thumb-marked and discouraged-looking emissary.

timbleful

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading All that had been distilled from the curious vegetation of the doomed planetoid was half an ounce, a mere timbleful of blue liquor.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading But it was enough to drive a universe mad.

universenounUS /ˈjuːnəvɜːrs/

everything that exists anywhere

From this reading But it was enough to drive a universe mad.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading I looked up and he handed me a calling card on which was printed "Slane O'Graeme."

vegetationnounUS /ˌvedʒəˈteɪʃən/

all the plant life in a particular region or period

From this reading All that had been distilled from the curious vegetation of the doomed planetoid was half an ounce, a mere timbleful of blue liquor.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading All that had been distilled from the curious vegetation of the doomed planetoid was half an ounce, a mere timbleful of blue liquor.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading I looked up and he handed me a calling card on which was printed "Slane O'Graeme."

Chapter 1 of Breath of Beelzebub by Larry Sternig holds 339 sentences, grouped into 68 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Vocabulary met early in Breath of Beelzebub

Words and structures a reader meets early in Breath of Beelzebub, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Distilled
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Breath of Beelzebub; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Curious
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Vegetation
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Doomed
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