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Captain Chaos

Chapter I

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The Callisto-bound _Leo_ needed a cook.
What it got was a piping-voiced Jonah who jinxed it straight into Chaos.
We picked up our new cook on Phobos.
Not Phoebus or Phoebe; I mean Phobos, Mars' inner moon.
Our regular victual mangler came down with acute indigestion--tasted some of his own cooking, no doubt--when we were just one blast of a jet-tube out of Sand City spaceport.
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Captain Chaos

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Captain Chaos is here in full — 657 sentences across 132 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/131 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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The Callisto-bound _Leo_ needed a cook.
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What it got was a piping-voiced Jonah who jinxed it straight into Chaos.
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We picked up our new cook on Phobos.
/wiː pɪkt ʌp ˈaʊər nuː kʊk ɑːn ˈfoʊboʊs/
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Not Phoebus or Phoebe; I mean Phobos, Mars' inner moon.
/nɑːt ˈfiːbəs ɔːr ˈfiːbi aɪ miːn ˈfoʊboʊs mɑːrz ˈɪnər muːn/
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Our regular victual mangler came down with acute indigestion--tasted some of his own cooking, no doubt--when we were just one blast of a jet-tube out of Sand City spaceport.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

acute adjective US /əˈkjuːt/

having or experiencing a rapid onset and short but severe course

From this reading “Our regular victual mangler came down with acute indigestion--tasted some of his own cooking, no doubt--when we were just one blast of a jet-tube out of Sand City spaceport.”

Chaos noun US /ˈkeɪɑːs/

a state of extreme confusion and disorder

From this reading “What it got was a piping-voiced Jonah who jinxed it straight into Chaos.”

indigestion noun US /ˌɪndaɪˈdʒestʃən/

a disorder of digestive function characterized by discomfort or heartburn or nausea

From this reading “Our regular victual mangler came down with acute indigestion--tasted some of his own cooking, no doubt--when we were just one blast of a jet-tube out of Sand City spaceport.”

Jonah noun US /ˈdʒoʊnə/

(Old Testament) Jonah did not wish to become a prophet so God caused a great storm to throw him overboard from a ship; he was saved by being swallowed by a whale that vomited him out onto dry land

From this reading “What it got was a piping-voiced Jonah who jinxed it straight into Chaos.”

Leo noun US /ˈliːoʊ/

(astrology) a person who is born while the sun is in Leo

Phobos noun US /ˈfoʊboʊs/

the larger of the two satellites of Mars

From this reading “We picked up our new cook on Phobos.”

Phoebe noun US /ˈfiːbi/

the cardinal number that is the sum of four and one

From this reading “Not Phoebus or Phoebe; I mean Phobos, Mars' inner moon.”

Phoebus noun US /ˈfiːbəs/

(Greek mythology) Greek god of light; god of prophecy and poetry and music and healing; son of Zeus and Leto; twin brother of Artemis

From this reading “Not Phoebus or Phoebe; I mean Phobos, Mars' inner moon.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

picked up verb + adjective counted as “pick up”

take and lift upward

In this reading “We picked up our new cook on Phobos.”

came down verb + adjective counted as “come down”

move downward and lower, but not necessarily all the way

In this reading “Our regular victual mangler came down with acute indigestion--tasted some of his own cooking, no doubt--when we were just one blast of a jet-tube out of Sand City spaceport.”

blast of verb + particle

In this reading “Our regular victual mangler came down with acute indigestion--tasted some of his own cooking, no doubt--when we were just one blast of a jet-tube out of Sand City spaceport.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading The Callisto-bound _Leo_ needed a cook.

acuteadjectiveUS /əˈkjuːt/

having or experiencing a rapid onset and short but severe course

From this reading Our regular victual mangler came down with acute indigestion--tasted some of his own cooking, no doubt--when we were just one blast of a jet-tube out of Sand City spaceport.

blastverbUS /blæst/

make a strident sound

From this reading Our regular victual mangler came down with acute indigestion--tasted some of his own cooking, no doubt--when we were just one blast of a jet-tube out of Sand City spaceport.

Callisto-bound

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The Callisto-bound _Leo_ needed a cook.

cameverbUS /keɪm/

inflected form of “come” — move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading Our regular victual mangler came down with acute indigestion--tasted some of his own cooking, no doubt--when we were just one blast of a jet-tube out of Sand City spaceport.

ChaosnounUS /ˈkeɪɑːs/

a state of extreme confusion and disorder

From this reading What it got was a piping-voiced Jonah who jinxed it straight into Chaos.

CitynounUS /ˈsɪti/

a large and densely populated urban area; may include several independent administrative districts

From this reading Our regular victual mangler came down with acute indigestion--tasted some of his own cooking, no doubt--when we were just one blast of a jet-tube out of Sand City spaceport.

cookverbUS /kʊk/

prepare a hot meal

From this reading The Callisto-bound _Leo_ needed a cook.

cookingnounUS /ˈkʊkɪŋ/

the act of preparing something (as food) by the application of heat

From this reading Our regular victual mangler came down with acute indigestion--tasted some of his own cooking, no doubt--when we were just one blast of a jet-tube out of Sand City spaceport.

doubtnounUS /daʊt/

the state of being unsure of something

From this reading Our regular victual mangler came down with acute indigestion--tasted some of his own cooking, no doubt--when we were just one blast of a jet-tube out of Sand City spaceport.

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading Our regular victual mangler came down with acute indigestion--tasted some of his own cooking, no doubt--when we were just one blast of a jet-tube out of Sand City spaceport.

gotverbUS /ɡɑːt/

inflected form of “get” — come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading What it got was a piping-voiced Jonah who jinxed it straight into Chaos.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading Our regular victual mangler came down with acute indigestion--tasted some of his own cooking, no doubt--when we were just one blast of a jet-tube out of Sand City spaceport.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading Not Phoebus or Phoebe; I mean Phobos, Mars' inner moon.

indigestionnounUS /ˌɪndaɪˈdʒestʃən/

a disorder of digestive function characterized by discomfort or heartburn or nausea

From this reading Our regular victual mangler came down with acute indigestion--tasted some of his own cooking, no doubt--when we were just one blast of a jet-tube out of Sand City spaceport.

inneradjectiveUS /ˈɪnər/

located inward

From this reading Not Phoebus or Phoebe; I mean Phobos, Mars' inner moon.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading What it got was a piping-voiced Jonah who jinxed it straight into Chaos.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading What it got was a piping-voiced Jonah who jinxed it straight into Chaos.

jet-tube

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Our regular victual mangler came down with acute indigestion--tasted some of his own cooking, no doubt--when we were just one blast of a jet-tube out of Sand City spaceport.

jinxedadjective

(usually used colloquially) causing or accompanied by misfortune

From this reading What it got was a piping-voiced Jonah who jinxed it straight into Chaos.

JonahnounUS /ˈdʒoʊnə/

(Old Testament) Jonah did not wish to become a prophet so God caused a great storm to throw him overboard from a ship; he was saved by being swallowed by a whale that vomited him out onto dry land

From this reading What it got was a piping-voiced Jonah who jinxed it straight into Chaos.

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading Our regular victual mangler came down with acute indigestion--tasted some of his own cooking, no doubt--when we were just one blast of a jet-tube out of Sand City spaceport.

LeonounUS /ˈliːoʊ/

(astrology) a person who is born while the sun is in Leo

From this reading The Callisto-bound _Leo_ needed a cook.

manglernoun

a person who mutilates or destroys or disfigures or cripples

From this reading Our regular victual mangler came down with acute indigestion--tasted some of his own cooking, no doubt--when we were just one blast of a jet-tube out of Sand City spaceport.

MarsnounUS /mɑːrz/

a small reddish planet that is the 4th from the sun and is periodically visible to the naked eye; minerals rich in iron cover its surface and are responsible for its characteristic color

From this reading Not Phoebus or Phoebe; I mean Phobos, Mars' inner moon.

meanverbUS /miːn/

mean or intend to express or convey

From this reading Not Phoebus or Phoebe; I mean Phobos, Mars' inner moon.

moonnounUS /muːn/

the natural satellite of the Earth

From this reading Not Phoebus or Phoebe; I mean Phobos, Mars' inner moon.

neededadjectiveUS /ˈniːdəd/

necessary for relief or supply

From this reading The Callisto-bound _Leo_ needed a cook.

newadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading We picked up our new cook on Phobos.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading Our regular victual mangler came down with acute indigestion--tasted some of his own cooking, no doubt--when we were just one blast of a jet-tube out of Sand City spaceport.

NotadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Not Phoebus or Phoebe; I mean Phobos, Mars' inner moon.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Our regular victual mangler came down with acute indigestion--tasted some of his own cooking, no doubt--when we were just one blast of a jet-tube out of Sand City spaceport.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading We picked up our new cook on Phobos.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading Our regular victual mangler came down with acute indigestion--tasted some of his own cooking, no doubt--when we were just one blast of a jet-tube out of Sand City spaceport.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading Not Phoebus or Phoebe; I mean Phobos, Mars' inner moon.

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading We picked up our new cook on Phobos.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading Our regular victual mangler came down with acute indigestion--tasted some of his own cooking, no doubt--when we were just one blast of a jet-tube out of Sand City spaceport.

ownverbUS /oʊn/

have ownership or possession of

From this reading Our regular victual mangler came down with acute indigestion--tasted some of his own cooking, no doubt--when we were just one blast of a jet-tube out of Sand City spaceport.

PhobosnounUS /ˈfoʊboʊs/

the larger of the two satellites of Mars

From this reading We picked up our new cook on Phobos.

PhoebenounUS /ˈfiːbi/

the cardinal number that is the sum of four and one

From this reading Not Phoebus or Phoebe; I mean Phobos, Mars' inner moon.

PhoebusnounUS /ˈfiːbəs/

(Greek mythology) Greek god of light; god of prophecy and poetry and music and healing; son of Zeus and Leto; twin brother of Artemis

From this reading Not Phoebus or Phoebe; I mean Phobos, Mars' inner moon.

pickedverbUS /pɪkt/

past form of “pick” — select carefully from a group

From this reading We picked up our new cook on Phobos.

piping-voiced

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading What it got was a piping-voiced Jonah who jinxed it straight into Chaos.

regularadjectiveUS /ˈreɡjələr/

in accordance with fixed order or procedure or principle

From this reading Our regular victual mangler came down with acute indigestion--tasted some of his own cooking, no doubt--when we were just one blast of a jet-tube out of Sand City spaceport.

SandnounUS /sænd/

a loose material consisting of grains of rock or coral

From this reading Our regular victual mangler came down with acute indigestion--tasted some of his own cooking, no doubt--when we were just one blast of a jet-tube out of Sand City spaceport.

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading Our regular victual mangler came down with acute indigestion--tasted some of his own cooking, no doubt--when we were just one blast of a jet-tube out of Sand City spaceport.

spaceport

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Our regular victual mangler came down with acute indigestion--tasted some of his own cooking, no doubt--when we were just one blast of a jet-tube out of Sand City spaceport.

straightadjectiveUS /streɪt/

successive (without a break)

From this reading What it got was a piping-voiced Jonah who jinxed it straight into Chaos.

tastedverbUS /ˈteɪstɪd/

past form of “taste” — have flavor; taste of something

From this reading Our regular victual mangler came down with acute indigestion--tasted some of his own cooking, no doubt--when we were just one blast of a jet-tube out of Sand City spaceport.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The Callisto-bound _Leo_ needed a cook.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading We picked up our new cook on Phobos.

victualverb

supply with food

From this reading Our regular victual mangler came down with acute indigestion--tasted some of his own cooking, no doubt--when we were just one blast of a jet-tube out of Sand City spaceport.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading What it got was a piping-voiced Jonah who jinxed it straight into Chaos.

WepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading We picked up our new cook on Phobos.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Our regular victual mangler came down with acute indigestion--tasted some of his own cooking, no doubt--when we were just one blast of a jet-tube out of Sand City spaceport.

WhatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading What it got was a piping-voiced Jonah who jinxed it straight into Chaos.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading Our regular victual mangler came down with acute indigestion--tasted some of his own cooking, no doubt--when we were just one blast of a jet-tube out of Sand City spaceport.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading What it got was a piping-voiced Jonah who jinxed it straight into Chaos.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Our regular victual mangler came down with acute indigestion--tasted some of his own cooking, no doubt--when we were just one blast of a jet-tube out of Sand City spaceport.

Chapter 1 of Captain Chaos by Nelson S. Bond holds 657 sentences, grouped into 132 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Vocabulary met early in Captain Chaos

Words and structures a reader meets early in Captain Chaos, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Callisto-bound
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Captain Chaos; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Needed
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Piping-voiced
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Captain Chaos; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Jonah
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Captain Chaos; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.