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Chapters from My Autobiography

Chapter VIII · Chapter 8

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"You take care of your own pocket, if you'll be so good, and leave me to take care of mine."
And he plunged at the congress of balls with a vindictiveness which was infinitely contenting to me.
He scored a failure--and began to undress.
I knew it would come to that, for he was in the condition now that Mr. Dooley will be in at about that stage of the contest on Friday afternoon.
A clothes-rack will be provided for Mr. Dooley to hang his things on as fast as he shall from time to time shed them.
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Chapters from My Autobiography

Chapter VIII · Chapter 8

Chapter 8 of Chapters from My Autobiography is here in full — 423 sentences across 85 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/84 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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"You take care of your own pocket, if you'll be so good, and leave me to take care of mine."
Line 2
And he plunged at the congress of balls with a vindictiveness which was infinitely contenting to me.
Line 3
He scored a failure--and began to undress.
Line 4
I knew it would come to that, for he was in the condition now that Mr. Dooley will be in at about that stage of the contest on Friday afternoon.
Line 5
A clothes-rack will be provided for Mr. Dooley to hang his things on as fast as he shall from time to time shed them.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

balls noun US /bɔːlz/

plural of “ball” — round object that is hit or thrown or kicked in games

From this reading “And he plunged at the congress of balls with a vindictiveness which was infinitely contenting to me.”

congress noun US /ˈkɑːŋɡrəs/

the legislature of the United States government

From this reading “And he plunged at the congress of balls with a vindictiveness which was infinitely contenting to me.”

contest noun US /ˈkɑːntest/

an occasion on which a winner is selected from among two or more contestants

From this reading “I knew it would come to that, for he was in the condition now that Mr. Dooley will be in at about that stage of the contest on Friday afternoon.”

Friday noun US /ˈfraɪdi/

the sixth day of the week; the fifth working day

From this reading “I knew it would come to that, for he was in the condition now that Mr. Dooley will be in at about that stage of the contest on Friday afternoon.”

infinitely adverb US /ˈɪnfənətli/

without bounds

From this reading “And he plunged at the congress of balls with a vindictiveness which was infinitely contenting to me.”

scored verb US /skɔːrd/

past form of “score” — gain points in a game

From this reading “He scored a failure--and began to undress.”

undress verb US /ənˈdres/

get undressed

From this reading “He scored a failure--and began to undress.”

vindictiveness noun US /vɪnˈdɪktɪvnəs/

a malevolent desire for revenge

From this reading “And he plunged at the congress of balls with a vindictiveness which was infinitely contenting to me.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading And he plunged at the congress of balls with a vindictiveness which was infinitely contenting to me.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading I knew it would come to that, for he was in the condition now that Mr. Dooley will be in at about that stage of the contest on Friday afternoon.

afternoonnounUS /ˌæftərˈnuːn/

the part of the day between noon and evening

From this reading I knew it would come to that, for he was in the condition now that Mr. Dooley will be in at about that stage of the contest on Friday afternoon.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "You take care of your own pocket, if you'll be so good, and leave me to take care of mine."

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading A clothes-rack will be provided for Mr. Dooley to hang his things on as fast as he shall from time to time shed them.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading And he plunged at the congress of balls with a vindictiveness which was infinitely contenting to me.

ballsnounUS /bɔːlz/

plural of “ball” — round object that is hit or thrown or kicked in games

From this reading And he plunged at the congress of balls with a vindictiveness which was infinitely contenting to me.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading "You take care of your own pocket, if you'll be so good, and leave me to take care of mine."

beganverbUS /bɪˈɡæn/

inflected form of “begin” — take the first step or steps in carrying out an action

From this reading He scored a failure--and began to undress.

carenounUS /ker/

the work of providing treatment for or attending to someone or something

From this reading "You take care of your own pocket, if you'll be so good, and leave me to take care of mine."

clothes-rack

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading A clothes-rack will be provided for Mr. Dooley to hang his things on as fast as he shall from time to time shed them.

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading I knew it would come to that, for he was in the condition now that Mr. Dooley will be in at about that stage of the contest on Friday afternoon.

conditionnounUS /kənˈdɪʃən/

a state at a particular time

From this reading I knew it would come to that, for he was in the condition now that Mr. Dooley will be in at about that stage of the contest on Friday afternoon.

congressnounUS /ˈkɑːŋɡrəs/

the legislature of the United States government

From this reading And he plunged at the congress of balls with a vindictiveness which was infinitely contenting to me.

contenting

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading And he plunged at the congress of balls with a vindictiveness which was infinitely contenting to me.

contestnounUS /ˈkɑːntest/

an occasion on which a winner is selected from among two or more contestants

From this reading I knew it would come to that, for he was in the condition now that Mr. Dooley will be in at about that stage of the contest on Friday afternoon.

Dooley

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I knew it would come to that, for he was in the condition now that Mr. Dooley will be in at about that stage of the contest on Friday afternoon.

failurenounUS /ˈfeɪljər/

an act that fails

From this reading He scored a failure--and began to undress.

fastadverbUS /fæst/

quickly or rapidly (often used as a combining form)

From this reading A clothes-rack will be provided for Mr. Dooley to hang his things on as fast as he shall from time to time shed them.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading I knew it would come to that, for he was in the condition now that Mr. Dooley will be in at about that stage of the contest on Friday afternoon.

FridaynounUS /ˈfraɪdi/

the sixth day of the week; the fifth working day

From this reading I knew it would come to that, for he was in the condition now that Mr. Dooley will be in at about that stage of the contest on Friday afternoon.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading A clothes-rack will be provided for Mr. Dooley to hang his things on as fast as he shall from time to time shed them.

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading "You take care of your own pocket, if you'll be so good, and leave me to take care of mine."

hangverbUS /hæŋ/

be suspended or hanging

From this reading A clothes-rack will be provided for Mr. Dooley to hang his things on as fast as he shall from time to time shed them.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading And he plunged at the congress of balls with a vindictiveness which was infinitely contenting to me.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading A clothes-rack will be provided for Mr. Dooley to hang his things on as fast as he shall from time to time shed them.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I knew it would come to that, for he was in the condition now that Mr. Dooley will be in at about that stage of the contest on Friday afternoon.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading "You take care of your own pocket, if you'll be so good, and leave me to take care of mine."

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading I knew it would come to that, for he was in the condition now that Mr. Dooley will be in at about that stage of the contest on Friday afternoon.

infinitelyadverbUS /ˈɪnfənətli/

without bounds

From this reading And he plunged at the congress of balls with a vindictiveness which was infinitely contenting to me.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading I knew it would come to that, for he was in the condition now that Mr. Dooley will be in at about that stage of the contest on Friday afternoon.

knewverbUS /nuː/

inflected form of “know” — be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading I knew it would come to that, for he was in the condition now that Mr. Dooley will be in at about that stage of the contest on Friday afternoon.

leaveverbUS /liːv/

go away from a place

From this reading "You take care of your own pocket, if you'll be so good, and leave me to take care of mine."

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading "You take care of your own pocket, if you'll be so good, and leave me to take care of mine."

minepronounUS /maɪn/

the one or ones belonging to the person speaking

From this reading "You take care of your own pocket, if you'll be so good, and leave me to take care of mine."

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading I knew it would come to that, for he was in the condition now that Mr. Dooley will be in at about that stage of the contest on Friday afternoon.

nowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading I knew it would come to that, for he was in the condition now that Mr. Dooley will be in at about that stage of the contest on Friday afternoon.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading "You take care of your own pocket, if you'll be so good, and leave me to take care of mine."

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading I knew it would come to that, for he was in the condition now that Mr. Dooley will be in at about that stage of the contest on Friday afternoon.

ownverbUS /oʊn/

have ownership or possession of

From this reading "You take care of your own pocket, if you'll be so good, and leave me to take care of mine."

plungedverbUS /plʌndʒd/

past form of “plunge” — thrust or throw into

From this reading And he plunged at the congress of balls with a vindictiveness which was infinitely contenting to me.

pocketnounUS /ˈpɑːkət/

a small pouch inside a garment for carrying small articles

From this reading "You take care of your own pocket, if you'll be so good, and leave me to take care of mine."

providedverbUS /prəˈvaɪdɪd/

past form of “provide” — give something useful or necessary to

From this reading A clothes-rack will be provided for Mr. Dooley to hang his things on as fast as he shall from time to time shed them.

scoredverbUS /skɔːrd/

past form of “score” — gain points in a game

From this reading He scored a failure--and began to undress.

shallmodal verbUS /ʃæl/

used with I and we for the future, or to offer and suggest

From this reading A clothes-rack will be provided for Mr. Dooley to hang his things on as fast as he shall from time to time shed them.

shedverbUS /ʃed/

get rid of

From this reading A clothes-rack will be provided for Mr. Dooley to hang his things on as fast as he shall from time to time shed them.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading "You take care of your own pocket, if you'll be so good, and leave me to take care of mine."

stagenounUS /steɪdʒ/

any distinct time period in a sequence of events

From this reading I knew it would come to that, for he was in the condition now that Mr. Dooley will be in at about that stage of the contest on Friday afternoon.

takeverbUS /teɪk/

carry out

From this reading "You take care of your own pocket, if you'll be so good, and leave me to take care of mine."

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading I knew it would come to that, for he was in the condition now that Mr. Dooley will be in at about that stage of the contest on Friday afternoon.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading And he plunged at the congress of balls with a vindictiveness which was infinitely contenting to me.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading A clothes-rack will be provided for Mr. Dooley to hang his things on as fast as he shall from time to time shed them.

thingsnounUS /θɪŋz/

any movable possession (especially articles of clothing)

From this reading A clothes-rack will be provided for Mr. Dooley to hang his things on as fast as he shall from time to time shed them.

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading A clothes-rack will be provided for Mr. Dooley to hang his things on as fast as he shall from time to time shed them.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "You take care of your own pocket, if you'll be so good, and leave me to take care of mine."

undressverbUS /ənˈdres/

get undressed

From this reading He scored a failure--and began to undress.

vindictivenessnounUS /vɪnˈdɪktɪvnəs/

a malevolent desire for revenge

From this reading And he plunged at the congress of balls with a vindictiveness which was infinitely contenting to me.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading And he plunged at the congress of balls with a vindictiveness which was infinitely contenting to me.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading And he plunged at the congress of balls with a vindictiveness which was infinitely contenting to me.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading I knew it would come to that, for he was in the condition now that Mr. Dooley will be in at about that stage of the contest on Friday afternoon.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading And he plunged at the congress of balls with a vindictiveness which was infinitely contenting to me.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading I knew it would come to that, for he was in the condition now that Mr. Dooley will be in at about that stage of the contest on Friday afternoon.

YoupronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "You take care of your own pocket, if you'll be so good, and leave me to take care of mine."

you'll

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "You take care of your own pocket, if you'll be so good, and leave me to take care of mine."

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "You take care of your own pocket, if you'll be so good, and leave me to take care of mine."

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