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Cobwebs from an Empty Skull
Cobwebs from an Empty Skull

Chapter I · Chapter 1

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AN EMPTY SKULL.
DOD GRILE.
ILLUSTRATED WITH ENGRAVINGS BY DALZIEL BROTHERS.
SHERBURNE B. EATON.
The matter of which this volume is composed appeared originally in the columns of "FUN," when the wisdom of the Fables and the truth of the Tales tended to wholesomely diminish the levity of that jocund sheet.
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LEARNER DICTIONARY
Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Cobwebs from an Empty Skull

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Cobwebs from an Empty Skull is here in full — 420 sentences across 84 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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AN EMPTY SKULL.
/æn ˈempti skʌl/
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DOD GRILE.
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ILLUSTRATED WITH ENGRAVINGS BY DALZIEL BROTHERS.
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SHERBURNE B. EATON.
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The matter of which this volume is composed appeared originally in the columns of "FUN," when the wisdom of the Fables and the truth of the Tales tended to wholesomely diminish the levity of that jocund sheet.

Learner Dictionary

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diminish verb US /dɪˈmɪnɪʃ/

decrease in size, extent, or range

From this reading “The matter of which this volume is composed appeared originally in the columns of "FUN," when the wisdom of the Fables and the truth of the Tales tended to wholesomely diminish the levity of that jocund sheet.”

engravings noun US /ɪnˈɡreɪvɪŋz/

plural of “engraving” — a print made from an engraving

From this reading “ILLUSTRATED WITH ENGRAVINGS BY DALZIEL BROTHERS.”

Fables noun US /ˈfeɪbəlz/

plural of “fable” — a deliberately false or improbable account

From this reading “The matter of which this volume is composed appeared originally in the columns of "FUN," when the wisdom of the Fables and the truth of the Tales tended to wholesomely diminish the levity of that jocund sheet.”

illustrated verb US /ˈɪləstreɪtəd/

past form of “illustrate” — clarify by giving an example of

From this reading “ILLUSTRATED WITH ENGRAVINGS BY DALZIEL BROTHERS.”

levity noun US /ˈlevɪti/

feeling an inappropriate lack of seriousness

From this reading “The matter of which this volume is composed appeared originally in the columns of "FUN," when the wisdom of the Fables and the truth of the Tales tended to wholesomely diminish the levity of that jocund sheet.”

originally adverb US /ərˈɪdʒənəli/

in an original manner

From this reading “The matter of which this volume is composed appeared originally in the columns of "FUN," when the wisdom of the Fables and the truth of the Tales tended to wholesomely diminish the levity of that jocund sheet.”

skull noun US /skʌl/

the bony skeleton of the head of vertebrates

From this reading “AN EMPTY SKULL.”

tended verb US /ˈtendɪd/

past form of “tend” — have a tendency or disposition to do or be something; be inclined

From this reading “The matter of which this volume is composed appeared originally in the columns of "FUN," when the wisdom of the Fables and the truth of the Tales tended to wholesomely diminish the levity of that jocund sheet.”

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ANdeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading AN EMPTY SKULL.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading The matter of which this volume is composed appeared originally in the columns of "FUN," when the wisdom of the Fables and the truth of the Tales tended to wholesomely diminish the levity of that jocund sheet.

appearedverbUS /əˈpɪrd/

past form of “appear” — give a certain impression or have a certain outward aspect

From this reading The matter of which this volume is composed appeared originally in the columns of "FUN," when the wisdom of the Fables and the truth of the Tales tended to wholesomely diminish the levity of that jocund sheet.

BnounUS /biː/

aerobic rod-shaped spore-producing bacterium; often occurring in chainlike formations; found primarily in soil

From this reading SHERBURNE B. EATON.

BROTHERSnounUS /ˈbrʌðərz/

plural of “brother” — a male with the same parents as someone else

From this reading ILLUSTRATED WITH ENGRAVINGS BY DALZIEL BROTHERS.

BYprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading ILLUSTRATED WITH ENGRAVINGS BY DALZIEL BROTHERS.

columnsnounUS /ˈkɑːləmz/

plural of “column” — a line of units following one after another

From this reading The matter of which this volume is composed appeared originally in the columns of "FUN," when the wisdom of the Fables and the truth of the Tales tended to wholesomely diminish the levity of that jocund sheet.

composedadjectiveUS /kəmˈpoʊzd/

serenely self-possessed and free from agitation especially in times of stress

From this reading The matter of which this volume is composed appeared originally in the columns of "FUN," when the wisdom of the Fables and the truth of the Tales tended to wholesomely diminish the levity of that jocund sheet.

DALZIEL

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From this reading ILLUSTRATED WITH ENGRAVINGS BY DALZIEL BROTHERS.

diminishverbUS /dɪˈmɪnɪʃ/

decrease in size, extent, or range

From this reading The matter of which this volume is composed appeared originally in the columns of "FUN," when the wisdom of the Fables and the truth of the Tales tended to wholesomely diminish the levity of that jocund sheet.

DODnoun

the federal department responsible for safeguarding national security of the United States; created in 1947

From this reading DOD GRILE.

EATON

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading SHERBURNE B. EATON.

EMPTYverbUS /ˈempti/

make void or empty of contents

From this reading AN EMPTY SKULL.

ENGRAVINGSnounUS /ɪnˈɡreɪvɪŋz/

plural of “engraving” — a print made from an engraving

From this reading ILLUSTRATED WITH ENGRAVINGS BY DALZIEL BROTHERS.

FablesnounUS /ˈfeɪbəlz/

plural of “fable” — a deliberately false or improbable account

From this reading The matter of which this volume is composed appeared originally in the columns of "FUN," when the wisdom of the Fables and the truth of the Tales tended to wholesomely diminish the levity of that jocund sheet.

FUNnounUS /fʌn/

activities that are enjoyable or amusing

From this reading The matter of which this volume is composed appeared originally in the columns of "FUN," when the wisdom of the Fables and the truth of the Tales tended to wholesomely diminish the levity of that jocund sheet.

GRILE

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading DOD GRILE.

ILLUSTRATEDverbUS /ˈɪləstreɪtəd/

past form of “illustrate” — clarify by giving an example of

From this reading ILLUSTRATED WITH ENGRAVINGS BY DALZIEL BROTHERS.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading The matter of which this volume is composed appeared originally in the columns of "FUN," when the wisdom of the Fables and the truth of the Tales tended to wholesomely diminish the levity of that jocund sheet.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The matter of which this volume is composed appeared originally in the columns of "FUN," when the wisdom of the Fables and the truth of the Tales tended to wholesomely diminish the levity of that jocund sheet.

jocundadjective

full of or showing high-spirited merriment

From this reading The matter of which this volume is composed appeared originally in the columns of "FUN," when the wisdom of the Fables and the truth of the Tales tended to wholesomely diminish the levity of that jocund sheet.

levitynounUS /ˈlevɪti/

feeling an inappropriate lack of seriousness

From this reading The matter of which this volume is composed appeared originally in the columns of "FUN," when the wisdom of the Fables and the truth of the Tales tended to wholesomely diminish the levity of that jocund sheet.

matternounUS /ˈmætər/

a vaguely specified concern

From this reading The matter of which this volume is composed appeared originally in the columns of "FUN," when the wisdom of the Fables and the truth of the Tales tended to wholesomely diminish the levity of that jocund sheet.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading The matter of which this volume is composed appeared originally in the columns of "FUN," when the wisdom of the Fables and the truth of the Tales tended to wholesomely diminish the levity of that jocund sheet.

originallyadverbUS /ərˈɪdʒənəli/

in an original manner

From this reading The matter of which this volume is composed appeared originally in the columns of "FUN," when the wisdom of the Fables and the truth of the Tales tended to wholesomely diminish the levity of that jocund sheet.

sheetnounUS /ʃiːt/

any broad thin expanse or surface

From this reading The matter of which this volume is composed appeared originally in the columns of "FUN," when the wisdom of the Fables and the truth of the Tales tended to wholesomely diminish the levity of that jocund sheet.

SHERBURNE

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading SHERBURNE B. EATON.

SKULLnounUS /skʌl/

the bony skeleton of the head of vertebrates

From this reading AN EMPTY SKULL.

TalesnounUS /teɪlz/

plural of “tale” — a message that tells the particulars of an act or occurrence or course of events; presented in writing or drama or cinema or as a radio or television program

From this reading The matter of which this volume is composed appeared originally in the columns of "FUN," when the wisdom of the Fables and the truth of the Tales tended to wholesomely diminish the levity of that jocund sheet.

tendedverbUS /ˈtendɪd/

past form of “tend” — have a tendency or disposition to do or be something; be inclined

From this reading The matter of which this volume is composed appeared originally in the columns of "FUN," when the wisdom of the Fables and the truth of the Tales tended to wholesomely diminish the levity of that jocund sheet.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading The matter of which this volume is composed appeared originally in the columns of "FUN," when the wisdom of the Fables and the truth of the Tales tended to wholesomely diminish the levity of that jocund sheet.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The matter of which this volume is composed appeared originally in the columns of "FUN," when the wisdom of the Fables and the truth of the Tales tended to wholesomely diminish the levity of that jocund sheet.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading The matter of which this volume is composed appeared originally in the columns of "FUN," when the wisdom of the Fables and the truth of the Tales tended to wholesomely diminish the levity of that jocund sheet.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading The matter of which this volume is composed appeared originally in the columns of "FUN," when the wisdom of the Fables and the truth of the Tales tended to wholesomely diminish the levity of that jocund sheet.

truthnounUS /truːθ/

a fact that has been verified

From this reading The matter of which this volume is composed appeared originally in the columns of "FUN," when the wisdom of the Fables and the truth of the Tales tended to wholesomely diminish the levity of that jocund sheet.

volumenounUS /ˈvɑːljuːm/

the amount of 3-dimensional space occupied by an object

From this reading The matter of which this volume is composed appeared originally in the columns of "FUN," when the wisdom of the Fables and the truth of the Tales tended to wholesomely diminish the levity of that jocund sheet.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading The matter of which this volume is composed appeared originally in the columns of "FUN," when the wisdom of the Fables and the truth of the Tales tended to wholesomely diminish the levity of that jocund sheet.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading The matter of which this volume is composed appeared originally in the columns of "FUN," when the wisdom of the Fables and the truth of the Tales tended to wholesomely diminish the levity of that jocund sheet.

wholesomelyadverb

in a wholesome manner

From this reading The matter of which this volume is composed appeared originally in the columns of "FUN," when the wisdom of the Fables and the truth of the Tales tended to wholesomely diminish the levity of that jocund sheet.

wisdomnounUS /ˈwɪzdəm/

accumulated knowledge or erudition or enlightenment

From this reading The matter of which this volume is composed appeared originally in the columns of "FUN," when the wisdom of the Fables and the truth of the Tales tended to wholesomely diminish the levity of that jocund sheet.

WITHprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading ILLUSTRATED WITH ENGRAVINGS BY DALZIEL BROTHERS.

Chapter 1 of Cobwebs from an Empty Skull by Ambrose Bierce holds 420 sentences, grouped into 84 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Vocabulary met early in Cobwebs from an Empty Skull

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Empty
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Skull
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Grile
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Illustrated
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