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Cobwebs from an Empty Skull

Chapter V · Chapter 5

Chapter 5 of Cobwebs from an Empty Skull is here in full — 430 sentences across 86 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Half we're taught, and teach to youth, And praise by rote, Is not, but merely stands for, truth.
So of my goat: She's merely designed to represent The truth--"immortal" to this extent: Dead she may be, and skinned--_frappé_-- Hid in a dreadful den away; Prey to the Churches--(any will do, Except the Church of me and you.) The simplest miracle, even then, Will get her up and about again.
CONVERTING A PRODIGAL.
Little Johnny was a saving youth--one who from early infancy had cultivated a provident habit.
When other little boys were wasting their substance in riotous gingerbread and molasses candy, investing in missionary enterprises which paid no dividends, subscribing to the North Labrador Orphan Fund, and sending capital out of the country gene rally, Johnny would be sticking sixpences into the chimney-pot of a big tin house with "BANK" painted on it in red letters above an illusory door.
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Cobwebs from an Empty Skull

Chapter V · Chapter 5

Chapter 5 of Cobwebs from an Empty Skull is here in full — 430 sentences across 86 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/86 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Half we're taught, and teach to youth, And praise by rote, Is not, but merely stands for, truth.
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So of my goat: She's merely designed to represent The truth--"immortal" to this extent: Dead she may be, and skinned--_frappé_-- Hid in a dreadful den away; Prey to the Churches--(any will do, Except the Church of me and you.) The simplest miracle, even then, Will get her up and about again.
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CONVERTING A PRODIGAL.
/kənˈvɜːrtɪŋ ə ˈprɑːdɪɡəl/
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Little Johnny was a saving youth--one who from early infancy had cultivated a provident habit.
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When other little boys were wasting their substance in riotous gingerbread and molasses candy, investing in missionary enterprises which paid no dividends, subscribing to the North Labrador Orphan Fund, and sending capital out of the country gene rally, Johnny would be sticking sixpences into the chimney-pot of a big tin house with "BANK" painted on it in red letters above an illusory door.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

converting verb US /kənˈvɜːrtɪŋ/

-ing form of “convert” — change from one system to another or to a new plan or policy

From this reading “CONVERTING A PRODIGAL.”

gene noun US /dʒiːn/

(genetics) a segment of DNA that is involved in producing a polypeptide chain; it can include regions preceding and following the coding DNA as well as introns between the exons; it is considered a unit of heredity

From this reading “When other little boys were wasting their substance in riotous gingerbread and molasses candy, investing in missionary enterprises which paid no dividends, subscribing to the North Labrador Orphan Fund, and sending capital out of the country gene rally, Johnny would be sticking sixpences into the chimney-pot of a big tin house with "BANK" painted on it in red letters above an illusory door.”

illusory adjective US /ˌɪˈluːsəri/

based on or having the nature of an illusion

From this reading “When other little boys were wasting their substance in riotous gingerbread and molasses candy, investing in missionary enterprises which paid no dividends, subscribing to the North Labrador Orphan Fund, and sending capital out of the country gene rally, Johnny would be sticking sixpences into the chimney-pot of a big tin house with "BANK" painted on it in red letters above an illusory door.”

investing noun US /ˌɪnˈvestɪŋ/

the act of investing; laying out money or capital in an enterprise with the expectation of profit

From this reading “When other little boys were wasting their substance in riotous gingerbread and molasses candy, investing in missionary enterprises which paid no dividends, subscribing to the North Labrador Orphan Fund, and sending capital out of the country gene rally, Johnny would be sticking sixpences into the chimney-pot of a big tin house with "BANK" painted on it in red letters above an illusory door.”

Labrador noun US /ˈlæbrədɔːr/

the mainland part of the province of Newfoundland and Labrador in the eastern part of the large Labrador-Ungava Peninsula in northeastern Canada

From this reading “When other little boys were wasting their substance in riotous gingerbread and molasses candy, investing in missionary enterprises which paid no dividends, subscribing to the North Labrador Orphan Fund, and sending capital out of the country gene rally, Johnny would be sticking sixpences into the chimney-pot of a big tin house with "BANK" painted on it in red letters above an illusory door.”

provident adjective US /ˈprɑːvɪdənt/

providing carefully for the future

From this reading “Little Johnny was a saving youth--one who from early infancy had cultivated a provident habit.”

rote noun US /roʊt/

memorization by repetition

From this reading “Half we're taught, and teach to youth, And praise by rote, Is not, but merely stands for, truth.”

subscribing verb US /səbˈskraɪbɪŋ/

-ing form of “subscribe” — offer to buy, as of stocks and shares

From this reading “When other little boys were wasting their substance in riotous gingerbread and molasses candy, investing in missionary enterprises which paid no dividends, subscribing to the North Labrador Orphan Fund, and sending capital out of the country gene rally, Johnny would be sticking sixpences into the chimney-pot of a big tin house with "BANK" painted on it in red letters above an illusory door.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading So of my goat: She's merely designed to represent The truth--"immortal" to this extent: Dead she may be, and skinned--_frappé_-- Hid in a dreadful den away; Prey to the Churches--(any will do, Except the Church of me and you.) The simplest miracle, even then, Will get her up and about again.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading So of my goat: She's merely designed to represent The truth--"immortal" to this extent: Dead she may be, and skinned--_frappé_-- Hid in a dreadful den away; Prey to the Churches--(any will do, Except the Church of me and you.) The simplest miracle, even then, Will get her up and about again.

aboveprepositionUS /əˈbʌv/

higher than, or over, something

From this reading When other little boys were wasting their substance in riotous gingerbread and molasses candy, investing in missionary enterprises which paid no dividends, subscribing to the North Labrador Orphan Fund, and sending capital out of the country gene rally, Johnny would be sticking sixpences into the chimney-pot of a big tin house with "BANK" painted on it in red letters above an illusory door.

againadverbUS /əˈɡen/

anew

From this reading So of my goat: She's merely designed to represent The truth--"immortal" to this extent: Dead she may be, and skinned--_frappé_-- Hid in a dreadful den away; Prey to the Churches--(any will do, Except the Church of me and you.) The simplest miracle, even then, Will get her up and about again.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading When other little boys were wasting their substance in riotous gingerbread and molasses candy, investing in missionary enterprises which paid no dividends, subscribing to the North Labrador Orphan Fund, and sending capital out of the country gene rally, Johnny would be sticking sixpences into the chimney-pot of a big tin house with "BANK" painted on it in red letters above an illusory door.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Half we're taught, and teach to youth, And praise by rote, Is not, but merely stands for, truth.

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading So of my goat: She's merely designed to represent The truth--"immortal" to this extent: Dead she may be, and skinned--_frappé_-- Hid in a dreadful den away; Prey to the Churches--(any will do, Except the Church of me and you.) The simplest miracle, even then, Will get her up and about again.

awayadverbUS /əˈweɪ/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading So of my goat: She's merely designed to represent The truth--"immortal" to this extent: Dead she may be, and skinned--_frappé_-- Hid in a dreadful den away; Prey to the Churches--(any will do, Except the Church of me and you.) The simplest miracle, even then, Will get her up and about again.

BANKnounUS /bæŋk/

sloping land (especially the slope beside a body of water)

From this reading When other little boys were wasting their substance in riotous gingerbread and molasses candy, investing in missionary enterprises which paid no dividends, subscribing to the North Labrador Orphan Fund, and sending capital out of the country gene rally, Johnny would be sticking sixpences into the chimney-pot of a big tin house with "BANK" painted on it in red letters above an illusory door.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading So of my goat: She's merely designed to represent The truth--"immortal" to this extent: Dead she may be, and skinned--_frappé_-- Hid in a dreadful den away; Prey to the Churches--(any will do, Except the Church of me and you.) The simplest miracle, even then, Will get her up and about again.

bigadjectiveUS /bɪɡ/

above average in size or number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading When other little boys were wasting their substance in riotous gingerbread and molasses candy, investing in missionary enterprises which paid no dividends, subscribing to the North Labrador Orphan Fund, and sending capital out of the country gene rally, Johnny would be sticking sixpences into the chimney-pot of a big tin house with "BANK" painted on it in red letters above an illusory door.

boysnounUS /bɔɪz/

plural of “boy” — a youthful male person

From this reading When other little boys were wasting their substance in riotous gingerbread and molasses candy, investing in missionary enterprises which paid no dividends, subscribing to the North Labrador Orphan Fund, and sending capital out of the country gene rally, Johnny would be sticking sixpences into the chimney-pot of a big tin house with "BANK" painted on it in red letters above an illusory door.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading Half we're taught, and teach to youth, And praise by rote, Is not, but merely stands for, truth.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading Half we're taught, and teach to youth, And praise by rote, Is not, but merely stands for, truth.

candynounUS /ˈkændi/

a rich sweet made of flavored sugar and often combined with fruit or nuts

From this reading When other little boys were wasting their substance in riotous gingerbread and molasses candy, investing in missionary enterprises which paid no dividends, subscribing to the North Labrador Orphan Fund, and sending capital out of the country gene rally, Johnny would be sticking sixpences into the chimney-pot of a big tin house with "BANK" painted on it in red letters above an illusory door.

capitalnounUS /ˈkæpətəl/

assets available for use in the production of further assets

From this reading When other little boys were wasting their substance in riotous gingerbread and molasses candy, investing in missionary enterprises which paid no dividends, subscribing to the North Labrador Orphan Fund, and sending capital out of the country gene rally, Johnny would be sticking sixpences into the chimney-pot of a big tin house with "BANK" painted on it in red letters above an illusory door.

chimney-pot

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading When other little boys were wasting their substance in riotous gingerbread and molasses candy, investing in missionary enterprises which paid no dividends, subscribing to the North Labrador Orphan Fund, and sending capital out of the country gene rally, Johnny would be sticking sixpences into the chimney-pot of a big tin house with "BANK" painted on it in red letters above an illusory door.

ChurchnounUS /tʃɜːrtʃ/

one of the groups of Christians who have their own beliefs and forms of worship

From this reading So of my goat: She's merely designed to represent The truth--"immortal" to this extent: Dead she may be, and skinned--_frappé_-- Hid in a dreadful den away; Prey to the Churches--(any will do, Except the Church of me and you.) The simplest miracle, even then, Will get her up and about again.

ChurchesnounUS /ˈtʃɜːrtʃɪz/

plural of “church” — one of the groups of Christians who have their own beliefs and forms of worship

From this reading So of my goat: She's merely designed to represent The truth--"immortal" to this extent: Dead she may be, and skinned--_frappé_-- Hid in a dreadful den away; Prey to the Churches--(any will do, Except the Church of me and you.) The simplest miracle, even then, Will get her up and about again.

CONVERTINGverbUS /kənˈvɜːrtɪŋ/

-ing form of “convert” — change from one system to another or to a new plan or policy

From this reading CONVERTING A PRODIGAL.

countrynounUS /ˈkʌntri/

a politically organized body of people under a single government

From this reading When other little boys were wasting their substance in riotous gingerbread and molasses candy, investing in missionary enterprises which paid no dividends, subscribing to the North Labrador Orphan Fund, and sending capital out of the country gene rally, Johnny would be sticking sixpences into the chimney-pot of a big tin house with "BANK" painted on it in red letters above an illusory door.

cultivatedadjectiveUS /ˈkʌltəveɪtɪd/

(of land or fields) prepared for raising crops by plowing or fertilizing

From this reading Little Johnny was a saving youth--one who from early infancy had cultivated a provident habit.

DeadadjectiveUS /ded/

no longer having or seeming to have or expecting to have life

From this reading So of my goat: She's merely designed to represent The truth--"immortal" to this extent: Dead she may be, and skinned--_frappé_-- Hid in a dreadful den away; Prey to the Churches--(any will do, Except the Church of me and you.) The simplest miracle, even then, Will get her up and about again.

dennounUS /den/

the habitation of wild animals

From this reading So of my goat: She's merely designed to represent The truth--"immortal" to this extent: Dead she may be, and skinned--_frappé_-- Hid in a dreadful den away; Prey to the Churches--(any will do, Except the Church of me and you.) The simplest miracle, even then, Will get her up and about again.

designedadjectiveUS /dɪˈzaɪnd/

done or made or performed with purpose and intent

From this reading So of my goat: She's merely designed to represent The truth--"immortal" to this extent: Dead she may be, and skinned--_frappé_-- Hid in a dreadful den away; Prey to the Churches--(any will do, Except the Church of me and you.) The simplest miracle, even then, Will get her up and about again.

dividendsnounUS /ˈdɪvədendz/

plural of “dividend” — that part of the earnings of a corporation that is distributed to its shareholders; usually paid quarterly

From this reading When other little boys were wasting their substance in riotous gingerbread and molasses candy, investing in missionary enterprises which paid no dividends, subscribing to the North Labrador Orphan Fund, and sending capital out of the country gene rally, Johnny would be sticking sixpences into the chimney-pot of a big tin house with "BANK" painted on it in red letters above an illusory door.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading So of my goat: She's merely designed to represent The truth--"immortal" to this extent: Dead she may be, and skinned--_frappé_-- Hid in a dreadful den away; Prey to the Churches--(any will do, Except the Church of me and you.) The simplest miracle, even then, Will get her up and about again.

doornounUS /dɔːr/

a swinging or sliding barrier that will close the entrance to a room or building or vehicle

From this reading When other little boys were wasting their substance in riotous gingerbread and molasses candy, investing in missionary enterprises which paid no dividends, subscribing to the North Labrador Orphan Fund, and sending capital out of the country gene rally, Johnny would be sticking sixpences into the chimney-pot of a big tin house with "BANK" painted on it in red letters above an illusory door.

dreadfuladjectiveUS /ˈdredfəl/

causing fear or dread or terror

From this reading So of my goat: She's merely designed to represent The truth--"immortal" to this extent: Dead she may be, and skinned--_frappé_-- Hid in a dreadful den away; Prey to the Churches--(any will do, Except the Church of me and you.) The simplest miracle, even then, Will get her up and about again.

earlyadjectiveUS /ˈɜːrli/

at or near the beginning of a period of time or course of events or before the usual or expected time

From this reading Little Johnny was a saving youth--one who from early infancy had cultivated a provident habit.

enterprisesnounUS /ˈentərpraɪzɪz/

plural of “enterprise” — a purposeful or industrious undertaking (especially one that requires effort or boldness)

From this reading When other little boys were wasting their substance in riotous gingerbread and molasses candy, investing in missionary enterprises which paid no dividends, subscribing to the North Labrador Orphan Fund, and sending capital out of the country gene rally, Johnny would be sticking sixpences into the chimney-pot of a big tin house with "BANK" painted on it in red letters above an illusory door.

evenadjectiveUS /ˈiːvɪn/

divisible by two

From this reading So of my goat: She's merely designed to represent The truth--"immortal" to this extent: Dead she may be, and skinned--_frappé_-- Hid in a dreadful den away; Prey to the Churches--(any will do, Except the Church of me and you.) The simplest miracle, even then, Will get her up and about again.

ExceptprepositionUS /ɪkˈsept/

apart from; not including

From this reading So of my goat: She's merely designed to represent The truth--"immortal" to this extent: Dead she may be, and skinned--_frappé_-- Hid in a dreadful den away; Prey to the Churches--(any will do, Except the Church of me and you.) The simplest miracle, even then, Will get her up and about again.

extentnounUS /ɪkˈstent/

the point or degree to which something extends

From this reading So of my goat: She's merely designed to represent The truth--"immortal" to this extent: Dead she may be, and skinned--_frappé_-- Hid in a dreadful den away; Prey to the Churches--(any will do, Except the Church of me and you.) The simplest miracle, even then, Will get her up and about again.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Half we're taught, and teach to youth, And praise by rote, Is not, but merely stands for, truth.

frappé

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading So of my goat: She's merely designed to represent The truth--"immortal" to this extent: Dead she may be, and skinned--_frappé_-- Hid in a dreadful den away; Prey to the Churches--(any will do, Except the Church of me and you.) The simplest miracle, even then, Will get her up and about again.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading Little Johnny was a saving youth--one who from early infancy had cultivated a provident habit.

FundnounUS /fʌnd/

a reserve of money set aside for some purpose

From this reading When other little boys were wasting their substance in riotous gingerbread and molasses candy, investing in missionary enterprises which paid no dividends, subscribing to the North Labrador Orphan Fund, and sending capital out of the country gene rally, Johnny would be sticking sixpences into the chimney-pot of a big tin house with "BANK" painted on it in red letters above an illusory door.

genenounUS /dʒiːn/

(genetics) a segment of DNA that is involved in producing a polypeptide chain; it can include regions preceding and following the coding DNA as well as introns between the exons; it is considered a unit of heredity

From this reading When other little boys were wasting their substance in riotous gingerbread and molasses candy, investing in missionary enterprises which paid no dividends, subscribing to the North Labrador Orphan Fund, and sending capital out of the country gene rally, Johnny would be sticking sixpences into the chimney-pot of a big tin house with "BANK" painted on it in red letters above an illusory door.

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading So of my goat: She's merely designed to represent The truth--"immortal" to this extent: Dead she may be, and skinned--_frappé_-- Hid in a dreadful den away; Prey to the Churches--(any will do, Except the Church of me and you.) The simplest miracle, even then, Will get her up and about again.

gingerbreadnounUS /ˈdʒɪndʒərbred/

cake flavored with ginger

From this reading When other little boys were wasting their substance in riotous gingerbread and molasses candy, investing in missionary enterprises which paid no dividends, subscribing to the North Labrador Orphan Fund, and sending capital out of the country gene rally, Johnny would be sticking sixpences into the chimney-pot of a big tin house with "BANK" painted on it in red letters above an illusory door.

goatnounUS /ɡoʊt/

any of numerous agile ruminants related to sheep but having a beard and straight horns

From this reading So of my goat: She's merely designed to represent The truth--"immortal" to this extent: Dead she may be, and skinned--_frappé_-- Hid in a dreadful den away; Prey to the Churches--(any will do, Except the Church of me and you.) The simplest miracle, even then, Will get her up and about again.

habitnounUS /ˈhæbət/

an established custom

From this reading Little Johnny was a saving youth--one who from early infancy had cultivated a provident habit.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading Little Johnny was a saving youth--one who from early infancy had cultivated a provident habit.

HalfadjectiveUS /hæf/

consisting of one of two equivalent parts in value or quantity

From this reading Half we're taught, and teach to youth, And praise by rote, Is not, but merely stands for, truth.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading So of my goat: She's merely designed to represent The truth--"immortal" to this extent: Dead she may be, and skinned--_frappé_-- Hid in a dreadful den away; Prey to the Churches--(any will do, Except the Church of me and you.) The simplest miracle, even then, Will get her up and about again.

HidverbUS /hɪd/

inflected form of “hide” — prevent from being seen or discovered

From this reading So of my goat: She's merely designed to represent The truth--"immortal" to this extent: Dead she may be, and skinned--_frappé_-- Hid in a dreadful den away; Prey to the Churches--(any will do, Except the Church of me and you.) The simplest miracle, even then, Will get her up and about again.

housenounUS /haʊs/

a dwelling that serves as living quarters for one or more families

From this reading When other little boys were wasting their substance in riotous gingerbread and molasses candy, investing in missionary enterprises which paid no dividends, subscribing to the North Labrador Orphan Fund, and sending capital out of the country gene rally, Johnny would be sticking sixpences into the chimney-pot of a big tin house with "BANK" painted on it in red letters above an illusory door.

illusoryadjectiveUS /ˌɪˈluːsəri/

based on or having the nature of an illusion

From this reading When other little boys were wasting their substance in riotous gingerbread and molasses candy, investing in missionary enterprises which paid no dividends, subscribing to the North Labrador Orphan Fund, and sending capital out of the country gene rally, Johnny would be sticking sixpences into the chimney-pot of a big tin house with "BANK" painted on it in red letters above an illusory door.

immortaladjUS /ɪˈmɔːr.t̬əl/

Living forever; never dying or decaying. (Bất tử, trường tồn vĩnh cửu.)

From this reading So of my goat: She's merely designed to represent The truth--"immortal" to this extent: Dead she may be, and skinned--_frappé_-- Hid in a dreadful den away; Prey to the Churches--(any will do, Except the Church of me and you.) The simplest miracle, even then, Will get her up and about again.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading So of my goat: She's merely designed to represent The truth--"immortal" to this extent: Dead she may be, and skinned--_frappé_-- Hid in a dreadful den away; Prey to the Churches--(any will do, Except the Church of me and you.) The simplest miracle, even then, Will get her up and about again.

infancynounUS /ˈɪnfənsi/

the early stage of growth or development

From this reading Little Johnny was a saving youth--one who from early infancy had cultivated a provident habit.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading When other little boys were wasting their substance in riotous gingerbread and molasses candy, investing in missionary enterprises which paid no dividends, subscribing to the North Labrador Orphan Fund, and sending capital out of the country gene rally, Johnny would be sticking sixpences into the chimney-pot of a big tin house with "BANK" painted on it in red letters above an illusory door.

investingnounUS /ˌɪnˈvestɪŋ/

the act of investing; laying out money or capital in an enterprise with the expectation of profit

From this reading When other little boys were wasting their substance in riotous gingerbread and molasses candy, investing in missionary enterprises which paid no dividends, subscribing to the North Labrador Orphan Fund, and sending capital out of the country gene rally, Johnny would be sticking sixpences into the chimney-pot of a big tin house with "BANK" painted on it in red letters above an illusory door.

Isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Half we're taught, and teach to youth, And praise by rote, Is not, but merely stands for, truth.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading When other little boys were wasting their substance in riotous gingerbread and molasses candy, investing in missionary enterprises which paid no dividends, subscribing to the North Labrador Orphan Fund, and sending capital out of the country gene rally, Johnny would be sticking sixpences into the chimney-pot of a big tin house with "BANK" painted on it in red letters above an illusory door.

JohnnynounUS /ˈdʒɑːni/

“Johnny” was applied as a nickname for Confederate soldiers by the Federal soldiers in the American Civil War; “greyback” derived from their grey Confederate uniforms

From this reading Little Johnny was a saving youth--one who from early infancy had cultivated a provident habit.

LabradornounUS /ˈlæbrədɔːr/

the mainland part of the province of Newfoundland and Labrador in the eastern part of the large Labrador-Ungava Peninsula in northeastern Canada

From this reading When other little boys were wasting their substance in riotous gingerbread and molasses candy, investing in missionary enterprises which paid no dividends, subscribing to the North Labrador Orphan Fund, and sending capital out of the country gene rally, Johnny would be sticking sixpences into the chimney-pot of a big tin house with "BANK" painted on it in red letters above an illusory door.

lettersnounUS /ˈletərz/

the literary culture

From this reading When other little boys were wasting their substance in riotous gingerbread and molasses candy, investing in missionary enterprises which paid no dividends, subscribing to the North Labrador Orphan Fund, and sending capital out of the country gene rally, Johnny would be sticking sixpences into the chimney-pot of a big tin house with "BANK" painted on it in red letters above an illusory door.

LittleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading Little Johnny was a saving youth--one who from early infancy had cultivated a provident habit.

maymodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading So of my goat: She's merely designed to represent The truth--"immortal" to this extent: Dead she may be, and skinned--_frappé_-- Hid in a dreadful den away; Prey to the Churches--(any will do, Except the Church of me and you.) The simplest miracle, even then, Will get her up and about again.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading So of my goat: She's merely designed to represent The truth--"immortal" to this extent: Dead she may be, and skinned--_frappé_-- Hid in a dreadful den away; Prey to the Churches--(any will do, Except the Church of me and you.) The simplest miracle, even then, Will get her up and about again.

merelyadverbUS /ˈmɪrli/

and nothing more

From this reading Half we're taught, and teach to youth, And praise by rote, Is not, but merely stands for, truth.

miraclenounUS /ˈmɪrəkəl/

any amazing or wonderful occurrence

From this reading So of my goat: She's merely designed to represent The truth--"immortal" to this extent: Dead she may be, and skinned--_frappé_-- Hid in a dreadful den away; Prey to the Churches--(any will do, Except the Church of me and you.) The simplest miracle, even then, Will get her up and about again.

missionarynounUS /ˈmɪʃəneri/

someone who attempts to convert others to a particular doctrine or program

From this reading When other little boys were wasting their substance in riotous gingerbread and molasses candy, investing in missionary enterprises which paid no dividends, subscribing to the North Labrador Orphan Fund, and sending capital out of the country gene rally, Johnny would be sticking sixpences into the chimney-pot of a big tin house with "BANK" painted on it in red letters above an illusory door.

molassesnounUS /məˈlæsəz/

thick dark syrup produced by boiling down juice from sugar cane; especially during sugar refining

From this reading When other little boys were wasting their substance in riotous gingerbread and molasses candy, investing in missionary enterprises which paid no dividends, subscribing to the North Labrador Orphan Fund, and sending capital out of the country gene rally, Johnny would be sticking sixpences into the chimney-pot of a big tin house with "BANK" painted on it in red letters above an illusory door.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading So of my goat: She's merely designed to represent The truth--"immortal" to this extent: Dead she may be, and skinned--_frappé_-- Hid in a dreadful den away; Prey to the Churches--(any will do, Except the Church of me and you.) The simplest miracle, even then, Will get her up and about again.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading When other little boys were wasting their substance in riotous gingerbread and molasses candy, investing in missionary enterprises which paid no dividends, subscribing to the North Labrador Orphan Fund, and sending capital out of the country gene rally, Johnny would be sticking sixpences into the chimney-pot of a big tin house with "BANK" painted on it in red letters above an illusory door.

NorthnounUS /nɔːrθ/

the region of the United States lying to the north of the Mason-Dixon line

From this reading When other little boys were wasting their substance in riotous gingerbread and molasses candy, investing in missionary enterprises which paid no dividends, subscribing to the North Labrador Orphan Fund, and sending capital out of the country gene rally, Johnny would be sticking sixpences into the chimney-pot of a big tin house with "BANK" painted on it in red letters above an illusory door.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Half we're taught, and teach to youth, And praise by rote, Is not, but merely stands for, truth.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading So of my goat: She's merely designed to represent The truth--"immortal" to this extent: Dead she may be, and skinned--_frappé_-- Hid in a dreadful den away; Prey to the Churches--(any will do, Except the Church of me and you.) The simplest miracle, even then, Will get her up and about again.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading When other little boys were wasting their substance in riotous gingerbread and molasses candy, investing in missionary enterprises which paid no dividends, subscribing to the North Labrador Orphan Fund, and sending capital out of the country gene rally, Johnny would be sticking sixpences into the chimney-pot of a big tin house with "BANK" painted on it in red letters above an illusory door.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading Little Johnny was a saving youth--one who from early infancy had cultivated a provident habit.

OrphannounUS /ˈɔːrfən/

a child who has lost both parents

From this reading When other little boys were wasting their substance in riotous gingerbread and molasses candy, investing in missionary enterprises which paid no dividends, subscribing to the North Labrador Orphan Fund, and sending capital out of the country gene rally, Johnny would be sticking sixpences into the chimney-pot of a big tin house with "BANK" painted on it in red letters above an illusory door.

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading When other little boys were wasting their substance in riotous gingerbread and molasses candy, investing in missionary enterprises which paid no dividends, subscribing to the North Labrador Orphan Fund, and sending capital out of the country gene rally, Johnny would be sticking sixpences into the chimney-pot of a big tin house with "BANK" painted on it in red letters above an illusory door.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading When other little boys were wasting their substance in riotous gingerbread and molasses candy, investing in missionary enterprises which paid no dividends, subscribing to the North Labrador Orphan Fund, and sending capital out of the country gene rally, Johnny would be sticking sixpences into the chimney-pot of a big tin house with "BANK" painted on it in red letters above an illusory door.

paidadjectiveUS /peɪd/

marked by the reception of pay

From this reading When other little boys were wasting their substance in riotous gingerbread and molasses candy, investing in missionary enterprises which paid no dividends, subscribing to the North Labrador Orphan Fund, and sending capital out of the country gene rally, Johnny would be sticking sixpences into the chimney-pot of a big tin house with "BANK" painted on it in red letters above an illusory door.

paintedadjectiveUS /ˈpeɪntɪd/

coated with paint

From this reading When other little boys were wasting their substance in riotous gingerbread and molasses candy, investing in missionary enterprises which paid no dividends, subscribing to the North Labrador Orphan Fund, and sending capital out of the country gene rally, Johnny would be sticking sixpences into the chimney-pot of a big tin house with "BANK" painted on it in red letters above an illusory door.

praisenounUS /preɪz/

an expression of approval and commendation

From this reading Half we're taught, and teach to youth, And praise by rote, Is not, but merely stands for, truth.

PreynounUS /preɪ/

a person who is the aim of an attack (especially a victim of ridicule or exploitation) by some hostile person or influence

From this reading So of my goat: She's merely designed to represent The truth--"immortal" to this extent: Dead she may be, and skinned--_frappé_-- Hid in a dreadful den away; Prey to the Churches--(any will do, Except the Church of me and you.) The simplest miracle, even then, Will get her up and about again.

PRODIGALnounUS /ˈprɑːdɪɡəl/

a recklessly extravagant consumer

From this reading CONVERTING A PRODIGAL.

providentadjectiveUS /ˈprɑːvɪdənt/

providing carefully for the future

From this reading Little Johnny was a saving youth--one who from early infancy had cultivated a provident habit.

rallyverbUS /ˈræli/

gather

From this reading When other little boys were wasting their substance in riotous gingerbread and molasses candy, investing in missionary enterprises which paid no dividends, subscribing to the North Labrador Orphan Fund, and sending capital out of the country gene rally, Johnny would be sticking sixpences into the chimney-pot of a big tin house with "BANK" painted on it in red letters above an illusory door.

rednounUS /red/

red color or pigment; the chromatic color resembling the hue of blood

From this reading When other little boys were wasting their substance in riotous gingerbread and molasses candy, investing in missionary enterprises which paid no dividends, subscribing to the North Labrador Orphan Fund, and sending capital out of the country gene rally, Johnny would be sticking sixpences into the chimney-pot of a big tin house with "BANK" painted on it in red letters above an illusory door.

representverbUS /ˌreprɪˈzent/

take the place of or be parallel or equivalent to

From this reading So of my goat: She's merely designed to represent The truth--"immortal" to this extent: Dead she may be, and skinned--_frappé_-- Hid in a dreadful den away; Prey to the Churches--(any will do, Except the Church of me and you.) The simplest miracle, even then, Will get her up and about again.

riotousadjectiveUS /ˈraɪətəs/

produced or growing in extreme abundance

From this reading When other little boys were wasting their substance in riotous gingerbread and molasses candy, investing in missionary enterprises which paid no dividends, subscribing to the North Labrador Orphan Fund, and sending capital out of the country gene rally, Johnny would be sticking sixpences into the chimney-pot of a big tin house with "BANK" painted on it in red letters above an illusory door.

rotenounUS /roʊt/

memorization by repetition

From this reading Half we're taught, and teach to youth, And praise by rote, Is not, but merely stands for, truth.

savingnounUS /ˈseɪvɪŋ/

an act of economizing; reduction in cost

From this reading Little Johnny was a saving youth--one who from early infancy had cultivated a provident habit.

sendingnounUS /ˈsendɪŋ/

the act of causing something to go (especially messages)

From this reading When other little boys were wasting their substance in riotous gingerbread and molasses candy, investing in missionary enterprises which paid no dividends, subscribing to the North Labrador Orphan Fund, and sending capital out of the country gene rally, Johnny would be sticking sixpences into the chimney-pot of a big tin house with "BANK" painted on it in red letters above an illusory door.

shepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading So of my goat: She's merely designed to represent The truth--"immortal" to this extent: Dead she may be, and skinned--_frappé_-- Hid in a dreadful den away; Prey to the Churches--(any will do, Except the Church of me and you.) The simplest miracle, even then, Will get her up and about again.

She's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading So of my goat: She's merely designed to represent The truth--"immortal" to this extent: Dead she may be, and skinned--_frappé_-- Hid in a dreadful den away; Prey to the Churches--(any will do, Except the Church of me and you.) The simplest miracle, even then, Will get her up and about again.

simplestadjectiveUS /ˈsɪmpləst/

superlative of “simple” — having few parts; not complex or complicated or involved

From this reading So of my goat: She's merely designed to represent The truth--"immortal" to this extent: Dead she may be, and skinned--_frappé_-- Hid in a dreadful den away; Prey to the Churches--(any will do, Except the Church of me and you.) The simplest miracle, even then, Will get her up and about again.

sixpences

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading When other little boys were wasting their substance in riotous gingerbread and molasses candy, investing in missionary enterprises which paid no dividends, subscribing to the North Labrador Orphan Fund, and sending capital out of the country gene rally, Johnny would be sticking sixpences into the chimney-pot of a big tin house with "BANK" painted on it in red letters above an illusory door.

skinnedadjectiveUS /skɪnd/

having skin of a specified kind

From this reading So of my goat: She's merely designed to represent The truth--"immortal" to this extent: Dead she may be, and skinned--_frappé_-- Hid in a dreadful den away; Prey to the Churches--(any will do, Except the Church of me and you.) The simplest miracle, even then, Will get her up and about again.

SoconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading So of my goat: She's merely designed to represent The truth--"immortal" to this extent: Dead she may be, and skinned--_frappé_-- Hid in a dreadful den away; Prey to the Churches--(any will do, Except the Church of me and you.) The simplest miracle, even then, Will get her up and about again.

standsnounUS /stændz/

plural of “stand” — a support or foundation

From this reading Half we're taught, and teach to youth, And praise by rote, Is not, but merely stands for, truth.

stickingadjectiveUS /ˈstɪkɪŋ/

extending out above or beyond a surface or boundary

From this reading When other little boys were wasting their substance in riotous gingerbread and molasses candy, investing in missionary enterprises which paid no dividends, subscribing to the North Labrador Orphan Fund, and sending capital out of the country gene rally, Johnny would be sticking sixpences into the chimney-pot of a big tin house with "BANK" painted on it in red letters above an illusory door.

subscribingverbUS /səbˈskraɪbɪŋ/

-ing form of “subscribe” — offer to buy, as of stocks and shares

From this reading When other little boys were wasting their substance in riotous gingerbread and molasses candy, investing in missionary enterprises which paid no dividends, subscribing to the North Labrador Orphan Fund, and sending capital out of the country gene rally, Johnny would be sticking sixpences into the chimney-pot of a big tin house with "BANK" painted on it in red letters above an illusory door.

substancenounUS /ˈsʌbstəns/

the real physical matter of which a person or thing consists

From this reading When other little boys were wasting their substance in riotous gingerbread and molasses candy, investing in missionary enterprises which paid no dividends, subscribing to the North Labrador Orphan Fund, and sending capital out of the country gene rally, Johnny would be sticking sixpences into the chimney-pot of a big tin house with "BANK" painted on it in red letters above an illusory door.

taughtverbUS /tɔːt/

inflected form of “teach” — impart skills or knowledge to

From this reading Half we're taught, and teach to youth, And praise by rote, Is not, but merely stands for, truth.

teachverbUS /tiːtʃ/

impart skills or knowledge to

From this reading Half we're taught, and teach to youth, And praise by rote, Is not, but merely stands for, truth.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading So of my goat: She's merely designed to represent The truth--"immortal" to this extent: Dead she may be, and skinned--_frappé_-- Hid in a dreadful den away; Prey to the Churches--(any will do, Except the Church of me and you.) The simplest miracle, even then, Will get her up and about again.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading When other little boys were wasting their substance in riotous gingerbread and molasses candy, investing in missionary enterprises which paid no dividends, subscribing to the North Labrador Orphan Fund, and sending capital out of the country gene rally, Johnny would be sticking sixpences into the chimney-pot of a big tin house with "BANK" painted on it in red letters above an illusory door.

thenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading So of my goat: She's merely designed to represent The truth--"immortal" to this extent: Dead she may be, and skinned--_frappé_-- Hid in a dreadful den away; Prey to the Churches--(any will do, Except the Church of me and you.) The simplest miracle, even then, Will get her up and about again.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading So of my goat: She's merely designed to represent The truth--"immortal" to this extent: Dead she may be, and skinned--_frappé_-- Hid in a dreadful den away; Prey to the Churches--(any will do, Except the Church of me and you.) The simplest miracle, even then, Will get her up and about again.

tinnounUS /tɪn/

a silvery malleable metallic element that resists corrosion; used in many alloys and to coat other metals to prevent corrosion; obtained chiefly from cassiterite where it occurs as tin oxide

From this reading When other little boys were wasting their substance in riotous gingerbread and molasses candy, investing in missionary enterprises which paid no dividends, subscribing to the North Labrador Orphan Fund, and sending capital out of the country gene rally, Johnny would be sticking sixpences into the chimney-pot of a big tin house with "BANK" painted on it in red letters above an illusory door.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Half we're taught, and teach to youth, And praise by rote, Is not, but merely stands for, truth.

truthnounUS /truːθ/

a fact that has been verified

From this reading Half we're taught, and teach to youth, And praise by rote, Is not, but merely stands for, truth.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading So of my goat: She's merely designed to represent The truth--"immortal" to this extent: Dead she may be, and skinned--_frappé_-- Hid in a dreadful den away; Prey to the Churches--(any will do, Except the Church of me and you.) The simplest miracle, even then, Will get her up and about again.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Little Johnny was a saving youth--one who from early infancy had cultivated a provident habit.

wastingnounUS /ˈweɪstɪŋ/

any general reduction in vitality and strength of body and mind resulting from a debilitating chronic disease

From this reading When other little boys were wasting their substance in riotous gingerbread and molasses candy, investing in missionary enterprises which paid no dividends, subscribing to the North Labrador Orphan Fund, and sending capital out of the country gene rally, Johnny would be sticking sixpences into the chimney-pot of a big tin house with "BANK" painted on it in red letters above an illusory door.

we're

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Half we're taught, and teach to youth, And praise by rote, Is not, but merely stands for, truth.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading When other little boys were wasting their substance in riotous gingerbread and molasses candy, investing in missionary enterprises which paid no dividends, subscribing to the North Labrador Orphan Fund, and sending capital out of the country gene rally, Johnny would be sticking sixpences into the chimney-pot of a big tin house with "BANK" painted on it in red letters above an illusory door.

WhenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading When other little boys were wasting their substance in riotous gingerbread and molasses candy, investing in missionary enterprises which paid no dividends, subscribing to the North Labrador Orphan Fund, and sending capital out of the country gene rally, Johnny would be sticking sixpences into the chimney-pot of a big tin house with "BANK" painted on it in red letters above an illusory door.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading When other little boys were wasting their substance in riotous gingerbread and molasses candy, investing in missionary enterprises which paid no dividends, subscribing to the North Labrador Orphan Fund, and sending capital out of the country gene rally, Johnny would be sticking sixpences into the chimney-pot of a big tin house with "BANK" painted on it in red letters above an illusory door.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading Little Johnny was a saving youth--one who from early infancy had cultivated a provident habit.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading So of my goat: She's merely designed to represent The truth--"immortal" to this extent: Dead she may be, and skinned--_frappé_-- Hid in a dreadful den away; Prey to the Churches--(any will do, Except the Church of me and you.) The simplest miracle, even then, Will get her up and about again.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading When other little boys were wasting their substance in riotous gingerbread and molasses candy, investing in missionary enterprises which paid no dividends, subscribing to the North Labrador Orphan Fund, and sending capital out of the country gene rally, Johnny would be sticking sixpences into the chimney-pot of a big tin house with "BANK" painted on it in red letters above an illusory door.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading When other little boys were wasting their substance in riotous gingerbread and molasses candy, investing in missionary enterprises which paid no dividends, subscribing to the North Labrador Orphan Fund, and sending capital out of the country gene rally, Johnny would be sticking sixpences into the chimney-pot of a big tin house with "BANK" painted on it in red letters above an illusory door.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading So of my goat: She's merely designed to represent The truth--"immortal" to this extent: Dead she may be, and skinned--_frappé_-- Hid in a dreadful den away; Prey to the Churches--(any will do, Except the Church of me and you.) The simplest miracle, even then, Will get her up and about again.

youthnounUS /juːθ/

a young person (especially a young man or boy)

From this reading Half we're taught, and teach to youth, And praise by rote, Is not, but merely stands for, truth.

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