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Confessions of an Etonian

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of Confessions of an Etonian is here in full — 75 sentences across 15 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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"How old are you, Graham?" asked my future tutor.
"Nine, if you please, sir."
"Can you do sense-verses?"
"No, sir, only nonsense ones."
"Well, you are placed in the upper Greek; be in eight-o'clock-school to-morrow.
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Confessions of an Etonian

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of Confessions of an Etonian is here in full — 75 sentences across 15 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/15 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"How old are you, Graham?" asked my future tutor.
Line 2
"Nine, if you please, sir."
/naɪn ɪf juː pliːz sɜːr/
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"Can you do sense-verses?"
Line 4
"No, sir, only nonsense ones."
/noʊ sɜːr ˈoʊnli ˈnɑːnsens wʌnz/
Line 5
"Well, you are placed in the upper Greek; be in eight-o'clock-school to-morrow.

Learner Dictionary

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future adjective US /ˈfjuːtʃər/

yet to be or coming

From this reading “"How old are you, Graham?" asked my future tutor.”

Graham noun US /ˈɡreɪəm/

United States evangelical preacher famous as a mass evangelist (born in 1918)

From this reading “"How old are you, Graham?" asked my future tutor.”

Greek noun US /ɡriːk/

the Hellenic branch of the Indo-European family of languages

From this reading “"Well, you are placed in the upper Greek; be in eight-o'clock-school to-morrow.”

Nine noun US /naɪn/

the cardinal number that is the sum of eight and one

From this reading “"Nine, if you please, sir."”

nonsense noun US /ˈnɑːnsens/

a message that seems to convey no meaning

From this reading “"No, sir, only nonsense ones."”

ones noun US /wʌnz/

plural of “one” — the smallest whole number or a numeral representing this number

From this reading “"No, sir, only nonsense ones."”

tutor verb US /ˈtuːtər/

be a tutor to someone; give individual instruction

From this reading “"How old are you, Graham?" asked my future tutor.”

upper adjective US /ˈʌpər/

the topmost one of two

From this reading “"Well, you are placed in the upper Greek; be in eight-o'clock-school to-morrow.”

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areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading "How old are you, Graham?" asked my future tutor.

askedverbUS /æskt/

past form of “ask” — make a request or demand for something to somebody

From this reading "How old are you, Graham?" asked my future tutor.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading "Well, you are placed in the upper Greek; be in eight-o'clock-school to-morrow.

Canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading "Can you do sense-verses?"

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading "Can you do sense-verses?"

eight-o'clock-school

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Well, you are placed in the upper Greek; be in eight-o'clock-school to-morrow.

futureadjectiveUS /ˈfjuːtʃər/

yet to be or coming

From this reading "How old are you, Graham?" asked my future tutor.

GrahamnounUS /ˈɡreɪəm/

United States evangelical preacher famous as a mass evangelist (born in 1918)

From this reading "How old are you, Graham?" asked my future tutor.

GreeknounUS /ɡriːk/

the Hellenic branch of the Indo-European family of languages

From this reading "Well, you are placed in the upper Greek; be in eight-o'clock-school to-morrow.

How

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "How old are you, Graham?" asked my future tutor.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading "Nine, if you please, sir."

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading "Well, you are placed in the upper Greek; be in eight-o'clock-school to-morrow.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading "How old are you, Graham?" asked my future tutor.

NinenounUS /naɪn/

the cardinal number that is the sum of eight and one

From this reading "Nine, if you please, sir."

NodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading "No, sir, only nonsense ones."

nonsensenounUS /ˈnɑːnsens/

a message that seems to convey no meaning

From this reading "No, sir, only nonsense ones."

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading "How old are you, Graham?" asked my future tutor.

onesnounUS /wʌnz/

plural of “one” — the smallest whole number or a numeral representing this number

From this reading "No, sir, only nonsense ones."

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading "No, sir, only nonsense ones."

placedadjectiveUS /pleɪst/

situated in a particular spot or position

From this reading "Well, you are placed in the upper Greek; be in eight-o'clock-school to-morrow.

pleaseverbUS /pliːz/

give pleasure to or be pleasing to

From this reading "Nine, if you please, sir."

sense-verses

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Can you do sense-verses?"

sirnounUS /sɜːr/

term of address for a man

From this reading "Nine, if you please, sir."

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "Well, you are placed in the upper Greek; be in eight-o'clock-school to-morrow.

to-morrow

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Well, you are placed in the upper Greek; be in eight-o'clock-school to-morrow.

tutorverbUS /ˈtuːtər/

be a tutor to someone; give individual instruction

From this reading "How old are you, Graham?" asked my future tutor.

upperadjectiveUS /ˈʌpər/

the topmost one of two

From this reading "Well, you are placed in the upper Greek; be in eight-o'clock-school to-morrow.

WelladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading "Well, you are placed in the upper Greek; be in eight-o'clock-school to-morrow.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "How old are you, Graham?" asked my future tutor.

Chapter 2 of Confessions of an Etonian by I. E. M. holds 75 sentences, grouped into 15 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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