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Confessions of an Etonian

Chapter V · Chapter 5

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My first half-year as an Etonian had now expired.
Brief as it was, it has been to me the most portentous period of my existence.
I sometimes feel that my fate, here and hereafter, has hinged upon it--this world is globular for the same reason that a woman's tear is.
Are we the creatures of the merest chance, or of eternal predestination through all time, if there be such a thing as time at all?
The question is idle; for as we have never yet solved it, I begin to think we never shall.
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Confessions of an Etonian

Chapter V · Chapter 5

Chapter 5 of Confessions of an Etonian is here in full — 34 sentences across 7 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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My first half-year as an Etonian had now expired.
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Brief as it was, it has been to me the most portentous period of my existence.
/briːf æz ɪt wɑːz ɪt hæz bɪn tuː miː ðə moʊst pɔːrˈtentəs ˈpɪriəd ʌv maɪ eɡˈzɪstəns/
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I sometimes feel that my fate, here and hereafter, has hinged upon it--this world is globular for the same reason that a woman's tear is.
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Are we the creatures of the merest chance, or of eternal predestination through all time, if there be such a thing as time at all?
/ɑːr wiː ðə ˈkriːtʃərz ʌv ðə ˈmerəst tʃæns ɔːr ʌv ɪˈtɜːrnəl ˌpriːdestəˈneɪʃən θruː ɔːl taɪm ɪf ðer biː sʌtʃ ə θɪŋ æz taɪm æt ɔːl/
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The question is idle; for as we have never yet solved it, I begin to think we never shall.
/ðə ˈkwestʃən ɪz ˈaɪdəl fɔːr æz wiː hæv ˈnevər jet sɑːlvd ɪt aɪ bɪˈɡɪn tuː θɪŋk wiː ˈnevər ʃæl/

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expired adjective US /ɪkˈspaɪrd/

having come to an end or become void after passage of a period of time

From this reading “My first half-year as an Etonian had now expired.”

globular adjective US /ˈɡlɑːbjələr/

having the shape of a sphere or ball

From this reading “I sometimes feel that my fate, here and hereafter, has hinged upon it--this world is globular for the same reason that a woman's tear is.”

hereafter adverb US /hɪˈræftər/

in a subsequent part of this document or statement or matter etc.

From this reading “I sometimes feel that my fate, here and hereafter, has hinged upon it--this world is globular for the same reason that a woman's tear is.”

hinged verb US /hɪndʒd/

past form of “hinge” — attach with a hinge

From this reading “I sometimes feel that my fate, here and hereafter, has hinged upon it--this world is globular for the same reason that a woman's tear is.”

merest adjective US /ˈmerəst/

superlative of “mere” — being nothing more than specified

From this reading “Are we the creatures of the merest chance, or of eternal predestination through all time, if there be such a thing as time at all?”

portentous adjective US /pɔːrˈtentəs/

of momentous or ominous significance

From this reading “Brief as it was, it has been to me the most portentous period of my existence.”

predestination noun US /ˌpriːdestəˈneɪʃən/

previous determination as if by destiny or fate

From this reading “Are we the creatures of the merest chance, or of eternal predestination through all time, if there be such a thing as time at all?”

solved adjective US /sɑːlvd/

explained or answered

From this reading “The question is idle; for as we have never yet solved it, I begin to think we never shall.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading I sometimes feel that my fate, here and hereafter, has hinged upon it--this world is globular for the same reason that a woman's tear is.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading Are we the creatures of the merest chance, or of eternal predestination through all time, if there be such a thing as time at all?

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading My first half-year as an Etonian had now expired.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading I sometimes feel that my fate, here and hereafter, has hinged upon it--this world is globular for the same reason that a woman's tear is.

Areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Are we the creatures of the merest chance, or of eternal predestination through all time, if there be such a thing as time at all?

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading My first half-year as an Etonian had now expired.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading Are we the creatures of the merest chance, or of eternal predestination through all time, if there be such a thing as time at all?

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading Are we the creatures of the merest chance, or of eternal predestination through all time, if there be such a thing as time at all?

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading Brief as it was, it has been to me the most portentous period of my existence.

beginverbUS /bɪˈɡɪn/

take the first step or steps in carrying out an action

From this reading The question is idle; for as we have never yet solved it, I begin to think we never shall.

BriefadjectiveUS /briːf/

of short duration or distance

From this reading Brief as it was, it has been to me the most portentous period of my existence.

chancenounUS /tʃæns/

a possibility due to a favorable combination of circumstances

From this reading Are we the creatures of the merest chance, or of eternal predestination through all time, if there be such a thing as time at all?

creaturesnounUS /ˈkriːtʃərz/

plural of “creature” — a living organism characterized by voluntary movement

From this reading Are we the creatures of the merest chance, or of eternal predestination through all time, if there be such a thing as time at all?

eternaladjectiveUS /ɪˈtɜːrnəl/

continuing forever or indefinitely

From this reading Are we the creatures of the merest chance, or of eternal predestination through all time, if there be such a thing as time at all?

Etoniannoun

a student enrolled in (or graduated from) Eton College

From this reading My first half-year as an Etonian had now expired.

existencenounUS /eɡˈzɪstəns/

the state or fact of existing

From this reading Brief as it was, it has been to me the most portentous period of my existence.

expiredadjectiveUS /ɪkˈspaɪrd/

having come to an end or become void after passage of a period of time

From this reading My first half-year as an Etonian had now expired.

fatenounUS /feɪt/

an event (or a course of events) that will inevitably happen in the future

From this reading I sometimes feel that my fate, here and hereafter, has hinged upon it--this world is globular for the same reason that a woman's tear is.

feelverbUS /fiːl/

undergo an emotional sensation or be in a particular state of mind

From this reading I sometimes feel that my fate, here and hereafter, has hinged upon it--this world is globular for the same reason that a woman's tear is.

firstadjectiveUS /fɜːrst/

preceding all others in time or space or degree

From this reading My first half-year as an Etonian had now expired.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading I sometimes feel that my fate, here and hereafter, has hinged upon it--this world is globular for the same reason that a woman's tear is.

globularadjectiveUS /ˈɡlɑːbjələr/

having the shape of a sphere or ball

From this reading I sometimes feel that my fate, here and hereafter, has hinged upon it--this world is globular for the same reason that a woman's tear is.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading My first half-year as an Etonian had now expired.

half-year

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From this reading My first half-year as an Etonian had now expired.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Brief as it was, it has been to me the most portentous period of my existence.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading The question is idle; for as we have never yet solved it, I begin to think we never shall.

hereadverbUS /hiːr/

in or at this place; where the speaker or writer is

From this reading I sometimes feel that my fate, here and hereafter, has hinged upon it--this world is globular for the same reason that a woman's tear is.

hereafteradverbUS /hɪˈræftər/

in a subsequent part of this document or statement or matter etc.

From this reading I sometimes feel that my fate, here and hereafter, has hinged upon it--this world is globular for the same reason that a woman's tear is.

hingedverbUS /hɪndʒd/

past form of “hinge” — attach with a hinge

From this reading I sometimes feel that my fate, here and hereafter, has hinged upon it--this world is globular for the same reason that a woman's tear is.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I sometimes feel that my fate, here and hereafter, has hinged upon it--this world is globular for the same reason that a woman's tear is.

idleadjectiveUS /ˈaɪdəl/

not in action or at work

From this reading The question is idle; for as we have never yet solved it, I begin to think we never shall.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading Are we the creatures of the merest chance, or of eternal predestination through all time, if there be such a thing as time at all?

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading I sometimes feel that my fate, here and hereafter, has hinged upon it--this world is globular for the same reason that a woman's tear is.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Brief as it was, it has been to me the most portentous period of my existence.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Brief as it was, it has been to me the most portentous period of my existence.

merestadjectiveUS /ˈmerəst/

superlative of “mere” — being nothing more than specified

From this reading Are we the creatures of the merest chance, or of eternal predestination through all time, if there be such a thing as time at all?

mostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading Brief as it was, it has been to me the most portentous period of my existence.

MydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading My first half-year as an Etonian had now expired.

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading The question is idle; for as we have never yet solved it, I begin to think we never shall.

nowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading My first half-year as an Etonian had now expired.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Brief as it was, it has been to me the most portentous period of my existence.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading Are we the creatures of the merest chance, or of eternal predestination through all time, if there be such a thing as time at all?

periodnounUS /ˈpɪriəd/

an amount of time

From this reading Brief as it was, it has been to me the most portentous period of my existence.

portentousadjectiveUS /pɔːrˈtentəs/

of momentous or ominous significance

From this reading Brief as it was, it has been to me the most portentous period of my existence.

predestinationnounUS /ˌpriːdestəˈneɪʃən/

previous determination as if by destiny or fate

From this reading Are we the creatures of the merest chance, or of eternal predestination through all time, if there be such a thing as time at all?

questionverbUS /ˈkwestʃən/

challenge the accuracy, probity, or propriety of

From this reading The question is idle; for as we have never yet solved it, I begin to think we never shall.

reasonnounUS /ˈriːzən/

a rational motive for a belief or action

From this reading I sometimes feel that my fate, here and hereafter, has hinged upon it--this world is globular for the same reason that a woman's tear is.

sameadjectiveUS /seɪm/

Identical; not different.

From this reading I sometimes feel that my fate, here and hereafter, has hinged upon it--this world is globular for the same reason that a woman's tear is.

shallmodal verbUS /ʃæl/

used with I and we for the future, or to offer and suggest

From this reading The question is idle; for as we have never yet solved it, I begin to think we never shall.

solvedadjectiveUS /sɑːlvd/

explained or answered

From this reading The question is idle; for as we have never yet solved it, I begin to think we never shall.

sometimesadverbUS /səmˈtaɪmz/

on certain occasions or in certain cases but not always

From this reading I sometimes feel that my fate, here and hereafter, has hinged upon it--this world is globular for the same reason that a woman's tear is.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading Are we the creatures of the merest chance, or of eternal predestination through all time, if there be such a thing as time at all?

tearverbUS /ter/

separate or cause to separate abruptly

From this reading I sometimes feel that my fate, here and hereafter, has hinged upon it--this world is globular for the same reason that a woman's tear is.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading I sometimes feel that my fate, here and hereafter, has hinged upon it--this world is globular for the same reason that a woman's tear is.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Brief as it was, it has been to me the most portentous period of my existence.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading Are we the creatures of the merest chance, or of eternal predestination through all time, if there be such a thing as time at all?

thingnounUS /θɪŋ/

a special situation

From this reading Are we the creatures of the merest chance, or of eternal predestination through all time, if there be such a thing as time at all?

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading The question is idle; for as we have never yet solved it, I begin to think we never shall.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading I sometimes feel that my fate, here and hereafter, has hinged upon it--this world is globular for the same reason that a woman's tear is.

throughprepositionUS /θruː/

from one end or side of something to the other

From this reading Are we the creatures of the merest chance, or of eternal predestination through all time, if there be such a thing as time at all?

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading Are we the creatures of the merest chance, or of eternal predestination through all time, if there be such a thing as time at all?

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Brief as it was, it has been to me the most portentous period of my existence.

uponprepositionUS /əˈpɑːn/

a formal word for “on”

From this reading I sometimes feel that my fate, here and hereafter, has hinged upon it--this world is globular for the same reason that a woman's tear is.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Brief as it was, it has been to me the most portentous period of my existence.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading Are we the creatures of the merest chance, or of eternal predestination through all time, if there be such a thing as time at all?

woman'snounUS /ˈwʊmənz/

possessive form of “woman” — an adult female person (as opposed to a man)

From this reading I sometimes feel that my fate, here and hereafter, has hinged upon it--this world is globular for the same reason that a woman's tear is.

worldnounUS /wɜːrld/

everything that exists anywhere

From this reading I sometimes feel that my fate, here and hereafter, has hinged upon it--this world is globular for the same reason that a woman's tear is.

yetconjunctionUS /jet/

but in spite of that

From this reading The question is idle; for as we have never yet solved it, I begin to think we never shall.

Chapter 5 of Confessions of an Etonian by I. E. M. holds 34 sentences, grouped into 7 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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