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Continuous Vaudeville

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of Continuous Vaudeville is here in full — 399 sentences across 80 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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"Where is your bass fiddler?" asked our director.
"Well, he can't get here just yet," replied one of the other players.
"When will he be here?"
"Well, if it rains he is liable to be in any minute now; if it don't rain he can't get here until six o'clock."
"What has the rain got to do with it?"
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Continuous Vaudeville

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of Continuous Vaudeville is here in full — 399 sentences across 80 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/79 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"Where is your bass fiddler?" asked our director.
/wer ɪz jɔːr bæs ˈfɪdələr æskt ˈaʊər dərˈektər/
Line 2
"Well, he can't get here just yet," replied one of the other players.
Line 3
"When will he be here?"
/wen wɪl hiː biː hiːr/
Line 4
"Well, if it rains he is liable to be in any minute now; if it don't rain he can't get here until six o'clock."
Line 5
"What has the rain got to do with it?"
/wʌt hæz ðə reɪn ɡɑːt tuː duː wɪð ɪt/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

bass noun US /bæs/

the lowest part of the musical range

From this reading “"Where is your bass fiddler?" asked our director.”

director noun US /dərˈektər/

someone who controls resources and expenditures

From this reading “"Where is your bass fiddler?" asked our director.”

fiddler noun US /ˈfɪdələr/

a musician who plays the violin

From this reading “"Where is your bass fiddler?" asked our director.”

liable adjective US /ˈlaɪəbəl/

at risk of or subject to experiencing something usually unpleasant

From this reading “"Well, if it rains he is liable to be in any minute now; if it don't rain he can't get here until six o'clock."”

o'clock adverb US /əˈklɑːk/

according to the clock

From this reading “"Well, if it rains he is liable to be in any minute now; if it don't rain he can't get here until six o'clock."”

players noun US /ˈpleɪərz/

plural of “player” — a person who participates in or is skilled at some game

From this reading “"Well, he can't get here just yet," replied one of the other players.”

rain noun US /reɪn/

water falling in drops from vapor condensed in the atmosphere

From this reading “"Well, if it rains he is liable to be in any minute now; if it don't rain he can't get here until six o'clock."”

rains noun US /reɪnz/

plural of “rain” — water falling in drops from vapor condensed in the atmosphere

From this reading “"Well, if it rains he is liable to be in any minute now; if it don't rain he can't get here until six o'clock."”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading "Well, if it rains he is liable to be in any minute now; if it don't rain he can't get here until six o'clock."

askedverbUS /æskt/

past form of “ask” — make a request or demand for something to somebody

From this reading "Where is your bass fiddler?" asked our director.

bassnounUS /bæs/

the lowest part of the musical range

From this reading "Where is your bass fiddler?" asked our director.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading "When will he be here?"

can't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Well, he can't get here just yet," replied one of the other players.

directornounUS /dərˈektər/

someone who controls resources and expenditures

From this reading "Where is your bass fiddler?" asked our director.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading "What has the rain got to do with it?"

don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Well, if it rains he is liable to be in any minute now; if it don't rain he can't get here until six o'clock."

fiddlernounUS /ˈfɪdələr/

a musician who plays the violin

From this reading "Where is your bass fiddler?" asked our director.

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading "Well, he can't get here just yet," replied one of the other players.

gotverbUS /ɡɑːt/

inflected form of “get” — come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading "What has the rain got to do with it?"

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "What has the rain got to do with it?"

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "Well, he can't get here just yet," replied one of the other players.

hereadverbUS /hiːr/

in or at this place; where the speaker or writer is

From this reading "Well, he can't get here just yet," replied one of the other players.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading "Well, if it rains he is liable to be in any minute now; if it don't rain he can't get here until six o'clock."

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading "Well, if it rains he is liable to be in any minute now; if it don't rain he can't get here until six o'clock."

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "Where is your bass fiddler?" asked our director.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading "Well, if it rains he is liable to be in any minute now; if it don't rain he can't get here until six o'clock."

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading "Well, he can't get here just yet," replied one of the other players.

liableadjectiveUS /ˈlaɪəbəl/

at risk of or subject to experiencing something usually unpleasant

From this reading "Well, if it rains he is liable to be in any minute now; if it don't rain he can't get here until six o'clock."

minutenounUS /ˈmɪnət/

a unit of time equal to 60 seconds or 1/60th of an hour

From this reading "Well, if it rains he is liable to be in any minute now; if it don't rain he can't get here until six o'clock."

nowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading "Well, if it rains he is liable to be in any minute now; if it don't rain he can't get here until six o'clock."

o'clockadverbUS /əˈklɑːk/

according to the clock

From this reading "Well, if it rains he is liable to be in any minute now; if it don't rain he can't get here until six o'clock."

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading "Well, he can't get here just yet," replied one of the other players.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading "Well, he can't get here just yet," replied one of the other players.

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading "Well, he can't get here just yet," replied one of the other players.

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading "Where is your bass fiddler?" asked our director.

playersnounUS /ˈpleɪərz/

plural of “player” — a person who participates in or is skilled at some game

From this reading "Well, he can't get here just yet," replied one of the other players.

rainnounUS /reɪn/

water falling in drops from vapor condensed in the atmosphere

From this reading "Well, if it rains he is liable to be in any minute now; if it don't rain he can't get here until six o'clock."

rainsnounUS /reɪnz/

plural of “rain” — water falling in drops from vapor condensed in the atmosphere

From this reading "Well, if it rains he is liable to be in any minute now; if it don't rain he can't get here until six o'clock."

repliedverbUS /rɪˈplaɪd/

inflected form of “reply” — react verbally

From this reading "Well, he can't get here just yet," replied one of the other players.

sixnounUS /sɪks/

the cardinal number that is the sum of five and one

From this reading "Well, if it rains he is liable to be in any minute now; if it don't rain he can't get here until six o'clock."

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "Well, he can't get here just yet," replied one of the other players.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "Well, if it rains he is liable to be in any minute now; if it don't rain he can't get here until six o'clock."

untilprepositionUS /ənˈtɪl/

up to a particular time

From this reading "Well, if it rains he is liable to be in any minute now; if it don't rain he can't get here until six o'clock."

WelladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading "Well, he can't get here just yet," replied one of the other players.

WhatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading "What has the rain got to do with it?"

WhenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading "When will he be here?"

WhereconjunctionUS /wer/

in or at the place that

From this reading "Where is your bass fiddler?" asked our director.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading "When will he be here?"

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading "What has the rain got to do with it?"

yetconjunctionUS /jet/

but in spite of that

From this reading "Well, he can't get here just yet," replied one of the other players.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "Where is your bass fiddler?" asked our director.

Chapter 2 of Continuous Vaudeville by Will M. (Will Martin) Cressy holds 399 sentences, grouped into 80 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 2 of Continuous Vaudeville contain?

Chapter 2 holds 399 sentences of Continuous Vaudeville, unabridged, divided into 80 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 2 of Continuous Vaudeville by Will M. (Will Martin) Cressy exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 399 sentences, grouped into 80 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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Vocabulary met early in Continuous Vaudeville

Words and structures a reader meets early in Continuous Vaudeville, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Gorham
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Press
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Boston
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Continuous
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