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Conundrums, Riddles and Puzzles

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of Conundrums, Riddles and Puzzles is here in full — 424 sentences across 85 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Why is a vote in Congress like a bad cold?
Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it, and sometimes the noes (nose).
Why are some girls like old muskets?
Because they use a good deal of powder, but won’t go off.
What kind of medicine does a man take for a scolding wife?
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Conundrums, Riddles and Puzzles

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of Conundrums, Riddles and Puzzles is here in full — 424 sentences across 85 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/84 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
Why is a vote in Congress like a bad cold?
/waɪ ɪz ə voʊt ɪn ˈkɑːŋɡrəs laɪk ə bæd koʊld/
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Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it, and sometimes the noes (nose).
Line 3
Why are some girls like old muskets?
Line 4
Because they use a good deal of powder, but won’t go off.
Line 5
What kind of medicine does a man take for a scolding wife?
/wʌt kaɪnd ʌv ˈmedəsən dʌz ə mæn teɪk fɔːr ə ˈskoʊldɪŋ waɪf/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Congress noun US /ˈkɑːŋɡrəs/

the legislature of the United States government

From this reading “Why is a vote in Congress like a bad cold?”

deal verb US /diːl/

act on verbally or in some form of artistic expression

From this reading “Because they use a good deal of powder, but won’t go off.”

medicine noun US /ˈmedəsən/

the branches of medical science that deal with nonsurgical techniques

From this reading “What kind of medicine does a man take for a scolding wife?”

noes noun US /noʊz/

plural of “no” — a negative

From this reading “Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it, and sometimes the noes (nose).”

nose noun US /noʊz/

the organ of smell and entrance to the respiratory tract; the prominent part of the face of man or other mammals

From this reading “Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it, and sometimes the noes (nose).”

powder noun US /ˈpaʊdər/

a solid substance in the form of tiny loose particles; a solid that has been pulverized

From this reading “Because they use a good deal of powder, but won’t go off.”

scolding noun US /ˈskoʊldɪŋ/

rebuking a person harshly

From this reading “What kind of medicine does a man take for a scolding wife?”

vote noun US /voʊt/

a choice that is made by counting the number of people in favor of each alternative

From this reading “Why is a vote in Congress like a bad cold?”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

go off verb + particle

run away; usually includes taking something or somebody along

In this reading “Because they use a good deal of powder, but won’t go off.”

deal of verb + particle

In this reading “Because they use a good deal of powder, but won’t go off.”

All words in this reading · 43

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Why is a vote in Congress like a bad cold?

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it, and sometimes the noes (nose).

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Why are some girls like old muskets?

ayes

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it, and sometimes the noes (nose).

badadjectiveUS /bæd/

having undesirable or negative qualities

From this reading Why is a vote in Congress like a bad cold?

BecauseconjunctionUS /bɪˈkɔːz/

for the reason that

From this reading Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it, and sometimes the noes (nose).

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading Because they use a good deal of powder, but won’t go off.

coldadjectiveUS /koʊld/

having a low or inadequate temperature or feeling a sensation of coldness or having been made cold by e.g. ice or refrigeration

From this reading Why is a vote in Congress like a bad cold?

CongressnounUS /ˈkɑːŋɡrəs/

the legislature of the United States government

From this reading Why is a vote in Congress like a bad cold?

dealverbUS /diːl/

act on verbally or in some form of artistic expression

From this reading Because they use a good deal of powder, but won’t go off.

doesauxiliary verbUS /dʌz/

the form of “do” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading What kind of medicine does a man take for a scolding wife?

eyesnounUS /aɪz/

opinion or judgment

From this reading Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it, and sometimes the noes (nose).

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading What kind of medicine does a man take for a scolding wife?

girlsnounUS /ɡɜːrlz/

plural of “girl” — a young female

From this reading Why are some girls like old muskets?

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading Because they use a good deal of powder, but won’t go off.

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading Because they use a good deal of powder, but won’t go off.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it, and sometimes the noes (nose).

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Why is a vote in Congress like a bad cold?

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Why is a vote in Congress like a bad cold?

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it, and sometimes the noes (nose).

kindadjectiveUS /kaɪnd/

having or showing a tender and considerate and helpful nature; used especially of persons and their behavior

From this reading What kind of medicine does a man take for a scolding wife?

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading Why is a vote in Congress like a bad cold?

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading What kind of medicine does a man take for a scolding wife?

medicinenounUS /ˈmedəsən/

the branches of medical science that deal with nonsurgical techniques

From this reading What kind of medicine does a man take for a scolding wife?

muskets

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Why are some girls like old muskets?

noesnounUS /noʊz/

plural of “no” — a negative

From this reading Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it, and sometimes the noes (nose).

nosenounUS /noʊz/

the organ of smell and entrance to the respiratory tract; the prominent part of the face of man or other mammals

From this reading Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it, and sometimes the noes (nose).

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Because they use a good deal of powder, but won’t go off.

offadverbUS /ɔːf/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading Because they use a good deal of powder, but won’t go off.

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading Why are some girls like old muskets?

powdernounUS /ˈpaʊdər/

a solid substance in the form of tiny loose particles; a solid that has been pulverized

From this reading Because they use a good deal of powder, but won’t go off.

scoldingnounUS /ˈskoʊldɪŋ/

rebuking a person harshly

From this reading What kind of medicine does a man take for a scolding wife?

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading Why are some girls like old muskets?

sometimesadverbUS /səmˈtaɪmz/

on certain occasions or in certain cases but not always

From this reading Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it, and sometimes the noes (nose).

takeverbUS /teɪk/

carry out

From this reading What kind of medicine does a man take for a scolding wife?

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it, and sometimes the noes (nose).

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Because they use a good deal of powder, but won’t go off.

usenounUS /juːs/

the act of using

From this reading Because they use a good deal of powder, but won’t go off.

votenounUS /voʊt/

a choice that is made by counting the number of people in favor of each alternative

From this reading Why is a vote in Congress like a bad cold?

WhatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading What kind of medicine does a man take for a scolding wife?

WhynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading Why is a vote in Congress like a bad cold?

wifenounUS /waɪf/

a married woman; a man's partner in marriage

From this reading What kind of medicine does a man take for a scolding wife?

won't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Because they use a good deal of powder, but won’t go off.

Chapter 2 of Conundrums, Riddles and Puzzles by Dean Rivers holds 424 sentences, grouped into 85 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 2 holds 424 sentences of Conundrums, Riddles and Puzzles, unabridged, divided into 85 reading sections.

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