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Chapter I · Chapter 1

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We always know what we should do under certain circumstances, but unfortunately we never find circumstances arranged so as to suit what we do.
An over sensitive conscience is simply the evidence of spiritual dyspepsia.
The man who has it is no better than his fellows.
Generosity, as commonly understood, consists in forcing upon others that for which one has no use.
There is a greater difference between really thinking and only thinking that we think than most of us think.
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Crankisms

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Crankisms is here in full — 120 sentences across 24 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 10/24 · 5 reading units · Lines 46–50

Line 1
We always know what we should do under certain circumstances, but unfortunately we never find circumstances arranged so as to suit what we do.
/wiː ˈɔːlweɪz noʊ wʌt wiː ʃʊd duː ˈʌndər ˈsɜːrtən ˈsɜːrkəmstænsəz bʌt ənˈfɔːrtʃənətli wiː ˈnevər faɪnd ˈsɜːrkəmstænsəz ərˈeɪndʒd soʊ æz tuː suːt wʌt wiː duː/
Line 2
An over sensitive conscience is simply the evidence of spiritual dyspepsia.
Line 3
The man who has it is no better than his fellows.
/ðə mæn huː hæz ɪt ɪz noʊ ˈbetər ðæn hɪz ˈfeloʊz/
Line 4
Generosity, as commonly understood, consists in forcing upon others that for which one has no use.
Line 5
There is a greater difference between really thinking and only thinking that we think than most of us think.
/ðer ɪz ə ˈɡreɪtər ˈdɪfərəns bɪˈtwiːn ˈrɪli ˈθɪŋkɪŋ ənd ˈoʊnli ˈθɪŋkɪŋ ðæt wiː θɪŋk ðæn moʊst ʌv ʌs θɪŋk/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

arranged adjective US /ərˈeɪndʒd/

disposed or placed in a particular kind of order

From this reading “We always know what we should do under certain circumstances, but unfortunately we never find circumstances arranged so as to suit what we do.”

commonly adverb US /ˈkɑːmənli/

under normal conditions

From this reading “Generosity, as commonly understood, consists in forcing upon others that for which one has no use.”

consists verb US /kənˈsɪsts/

third-person singular of “consist” — originate

From this reading “Generosity, as commonly understood, consists in forcing upon others that for which one has no use.”

forcing verb US /ˈfɔːrsɪŋ/

-ing form of “force” — to cause to do through pressure or necessity, by physical, moral or intellectual means

From this reading “Generosity, as commonly understood, consists in forcing upon others that for which one has no use.”

Generosity noun US /ˌdʒenərˈɑːsəti/

the trait of being willing to give your money or time

From this reading “Generosity, as commonly understood, consists in forcing upon others that for which one has no use.”

sensitive adjective US /ˈsensətɪv/

responsive to physical stimuli

From this reading “An over sensitive conscience is simply the evidence of spiritual dyspepsia.”

spiritual adjective US /ˈspɪrɪtʃuːəl/

concerned with sacred matters or religion or the church

From this reading “An over sensitive conscience is simply the evidence of spiritual dyspepsia.”

unfortunately adverb US /ənˈfɔːrtʃənətli/

by bad luck

From this reading “We always know what we should do under certain circumstances, but unfortunately we never find circumstances arranged so as to suit what we do.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading There is a greater difference between really thinking and only thinking that we think than most of us think.

alwaysadverbUS /ˈɔːlweɪz/

at all times; all the time and on every occasion

From this reading We always know what we should do under certain circumstances, but unfortunately we never find circumstances arranged so as to suit what we do.

AndeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading An over sensitive conscience is simply the evidence of spiritual dyspepsia.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading There is a greater difference between really thinking and only thinking that we think than most of us think.

arrangedadjectiveUS /ərˈeɪndʒd/

disposed or placed in a particular kind of order

From this reading We always know what we should do under certain circumstances, but unfortunately we never find circumstances arranged so as to suit what we do.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading We always know what we should do under certain circumstances, but unfortunately we never find circumstances arranged so as to suit what we do.

betteradjectiveUS /ˈbetər/

(comparative of “good”) superior to another (of the same class or set or kind) in excellence or quality or desirability or suitability; more highly skilled than another

From this reading The man who has it is no better than his fellows.

betweenprepositionUS /bɪˈtwiːn/

in the space, time, or range separating two things

From this reading There is a greater difference between really thinking and only thinking that we think than most of us think.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading We always know what we should do under certain circumstances, but unfortunately we never find circumstances arranged so as to suit what we do.

certainadjectiveUS /ˈsɜːrtən/

definite but not specified or identified

From this reading We always know what we should do under certain circumstances, but unfortunately we never find circumstances arranged so as to suit what we do.

circumstancesnounUS /ˈsɜːrkəmstænsəz/

your overall circumstances or condition in life (including everything that happens to you)

From this reading We always know what we should do under certain circumstances, but unfortunately we never find circumstances arranged so as to suit what we do.

commonlyadverbUS /ˈkɑːmənli/

under normal conditions

From this reading Generosity, as commonly understood, consists in forcing upon others that for which one has no use.

consciencenounUS /ˈkɑːnʃəns/

motivation deriving logically from ethical or moral principles that govern a person's thoughts and actions

From this reading An over sensitive conscience is simply the evidence of spiritual dyspepsia.

consistsverbUS /kənˈsɪsts/

third-person singular of “consist” — originate

From this reading Generosity, as commonly understood, consists in forcing upon others that for which one has no use.

differencenounUS /ˈdɪfərəns/

the quality of being unlike or dissimilar

From this reading There is a greater difference between really thinking and only thinking that we think than most of us think.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading We always know what we should do under certain circumstances, but unfortunately we never find circumstances arranged so as to suit what we do.

dyspepsianoun

a disorder of digestive function characterized by discomfort or heartburn or nausea

From this reading An over sensitive conscience is simply the evidence of spiritual dyspepsia.

evidencenounUS /ˈevədəns/

your basis for belief or disbelief; knowledge on which to base belief

From this reading An over sensitive conscience is simply the evidence of spiritual dyspepsia.

fellowsnounUS /ˈfeloʊz/

plural of “fellow” — a boy or man

From this reading The man who has it is no better than his fellows.

findverbUS /faɪnd/

come upon, as if by accident; meet with

From this reading We always know what we should do under certain circumstances, but unfortunately we never find circumstances arranged so as to suit what we do.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Generosity, as commonly understood, consists in forcing upon others that for which one has no use.

forcingverbUS /ˈfɔːrsɪŋ/

-ing form of “force” — to cause to do through pressure or necessity, by physical, moral or intellectual means

From this reading Generosity, as commonly understood, consists in forcing upon others that for which one has no use.

GenerositynounUS /ˌdʒenərˈɑːsəti/

the trait of being willing to give your money or time

From this reading Generosity, as commonly understood, consists in forcing upon others that for which one has no use.

greateradjectiveUS /ˈɡreɪtər/

greater in size or importance or degree

From this reading There is a greater difference between really thinking and only thinking that we think than most of us think.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The man who has it is no better than his fellows.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading The man who has it is no better than his fellows.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Generosity, as commonly understood, consists in forcing upon others that for which one has no use.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading An over sensitive conscience is simply the evidence of spiritual dyspepsia.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading The man who has it is no better than his fellows.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading We always know what we should do under certain circumstances, but unfortunately we never find circumstances arranged so as to suit what we do.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading The man who has it is no better than his fellows.

mostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading There is a greater difference between really thinking and only thinking that we think than most of us think.

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading We always know what we should do under certain circumstances, but unfortunately we never find circumstances arranged so as to suit what we do.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading The man who has it is no better than his fellows.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading An over sensitive conscience is simply the evidence of spiritual dyspepsia.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading Generosity, as commonly understood, consists in forcing upon others that for which one has no use.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading There is a greater difference between really thinking and only thinking that we think than most of us think.

others

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From this reading Generosity, as commonly understood, consists in forcing upon others that for which one has no use.

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading An over sensitive conscience is simply the evidence of spiritual dyspepsia.

reallyadverbUS /ˈrɪli/

in accordance with truth or fact or reality

From this reading There is a greater difference between really thinking and only thinking that we think than most of us think.

sensitiveadjectiveUS /ˈsensətɪv/

responsive to physical stimuli

From this reading An over sensitive conscience is simply the evidence of spiritual dyspepsia.

shouldmodal verbUS /ʃʊd/

used to say what is right, expected, or advisable

From this reading We always know what we should do under certain circumstances, but unfortunately we never find circumstances arranged so as to suit what we do.

simplyadverbUS /ˈsɪmpli/

and nothing more

From this reading An over sensitive conscience is simply the evidence of spiritual dyspepsia.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading We always know what we should do under certain circumstances, but unfortunately we never find circumstances arranged so as to suit what we do.

spiritualadjectiveUS /ˈspɪrɪtʃuːəl/

concerned with sacred matters or religion or the church

From this reading An over sensitive conscience is simply the evidence of spiritual dyspepsia.

suitverbUS /suːt/

be agreeable or acceptable to

From this reading We always know what we should do under certain circumstances, but unfortunately we never find circumstances arranged so as to suit what we do.

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading The man who has it is no better than his fellows.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Generosity, as commonly understood, consists in forcing upon others that for which one has no use.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading An over sensitive conscience is simply the evidence of spiritual dyspepsia.

ThereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading There is a greater difference between really thinking and only thinking that we think than most of us think.

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading There is a greater difference between really thinking and only thinking that we think than most of us think.

thinkingnounUS /ˈθɪŋkɪŋ/

the process of using your mind to consider something carefully

From this reading There is a greater difference between really thinking and only thinking that we think than most of us think.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading We always know what we should do under certain circumstances, but unfortunately we never find circumstances arranged so as to suit what we do.

underprepositionUS /ˈʌndər/

below or beneath something; less than

From this reading We always know what we should do under certain circumstances, but unfortunately we never find circumstances arranged so as to suit what we do.

understoodadjectiveUS /ˌʌndərˈstʊd/

fully apprehended as to purport or meaning or explanation

From this reading Generosity, as commonly understood, consists in forcing upon others that for which one has no use.

unfortunatelyadverbUS /ənˈfɔːrtʃənətli/

by bad luck

From this reading We always know what we should do under certain circumstances, but unfortunately we never find circumstances arranged so as to suit what we do.

uponprepositionUS /əˈpɑːn/

a formal word for “on”

From this reading Generosity, as commonly understood, consists in forcing upon others that for which one has no use.

uspronounUS /ʌs/

the speaker and others, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading There is a greater difference between really thinking and only thinking that we think than most of us think.

usenounUS /juːs/

the act of using

From this reading Generosity, as commonly understood, consists in forcing upon others that for which one has no use.

WepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading We always know what we should do under certain circumstances, but unfortunately we never find circumstances arranged so as to suit what we do.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading We always know what we should do under certain circumstances, but unfortunately we never find circumstances arranged so as to suit what we do.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading Generosity, as commonly understood, consists in forcing upon others that for which one has no use.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading The man who has it is no better than his fellows.

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