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Chapter I · Chapter 1

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From all enemies and most friends, good Lord, deliver us!
Everything comes to the man who waits but that is no inducement to wait-- for no man wants everything.
He usually wants one thing in particular-- just that one which he never gets, no matter how long he waits.
When a man has drained the dregs of the bitterness of life, hope and fear no longer exist in him, only indifference which produces stupefaction.
Forbidden fruit has no attraction until we know that it is forbidden.
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Crankisms

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Crankisms is here in full — 120 sentences across 24 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 12/24 · 5 reading units · Lines 56–60

Line 1
From all enemies and most friends, good Lord, deliver us!
/frʌm ɔːl ˈenəmiz ənd moʊst frendz ɡʊd lɔːrd dɪˈlɪvər ʌs/
Line 2
Everything comes to the man who waits but that is no inducement to wait-- for no man wants everything.
/ˈevriθɪŋ kʌmz tuː ðə mæn huː weɪts bʌt ðæt ɪz noʊ ˌɪnˈduːsmənt tuː weɪt fɔːr noʊ mæn wɑːnts ˈevriθɪŋ/
Line 3
He usually wants one thing in particular-- just that one which he never gets, no matter how long he waits.
Line 4
When a man has drained the dregs of the bitterness of life, hope and fear no longer exist in him, only indifference which produces stupefaction.
Line 5
Forbidden fruit has no attraction until we know that it is forbidden.
/fərˈbɪd.ən fruːt hæz noʊ əˈtrækʃən ənˈtɪl wiː noʊ ðæt ɪt ɪz fərˈbɪd.ən/

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attraction noun US /əˈtrækʃən/

the force by which one object attracts another

From this reading “Forbidden fruit has no attraction until we know that it is forbidden.”

bitterness noun US /ˈbɪtərnəs/

a feeling of deep and bitter anger and ill-will

From this reading “When a man has drained the dregs of the bitterness of life, hope and fear no longer exist in him, only indifference which produces stupefaction.”

drained adjective US /dreɪnd/

emptied or exhausted of (as by drawing off e.g. water or other liquid)

From this reading “When a man has drained the dregs of the bitterness of life, hope and fear no longer exist in him, only indifference which produces stupefaction.”

dregs noun US /dreɡz/

sediment that has settled at the bottom of a liquid

From this reading “When a man has drained the dregs of the bitterness of life, hope and fear no longer exist in him, only indifference which produces stupefaction.”

forbidden adjective US /fərˈbɪd.ən/

Not allowed; banned or prohibited by rule or law.

From this reading “Forbidden fruit has no attraction until we know that it is forbidden.”

inducement noun US /ˌɪnˈduːsmənt/

a positive motivational influence

From this reading “Everything comes to the man who waits but that is no inducement to wait-- for no man wants everything.”

produces noun US /prəˈduːsəz/

plural of “produce” — fresh fruits and vegetable grown for the market

From this reading “When a man has drained the dregs of the bitterness of life, hope and fear no longer exist in him, only indifference which produces stupefaction.”

waits noun US /weɪts/

plural of “wait” — time during which some action is awaited

From this reading “Everything comes to the man who waits but that is no inducement to wait-- for no man wants everything.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading When a man has drained the dregs of the bitterness of life, hope and fear no longer exist in him, only indifference which produces stupefaction.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading From all enemies and most friends, good Lord, deliver us!

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading From all enemies and most friends, good Lord, deliver us!

attractionnounUS /əˈtrækʃən/

the force by which one object attracts another

From this reading Forbidden fruit has no attraction until we know that it is forbidden.

bitternessnounUS /ˈbɪtərnəs/

a feeling of deep and bitter anger and ill-will

From this reading When a man has drained the dregs of the bitterness of life, hope and fear no longer exist in him, only indifference which produces stupefaction.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading Everything comes to the man who waits but that is no inducement to wait-- for no man wants everything.

comesnounUS /kʌmz/

plural of “come” — the thick white fluid containing spermatozoa that is ejaculated by the male genital tract

From this reading Everything comes to the man who waits but that is no inducement to wait-- for no man wants everything.

deliververbUS /dɪˈlɪvər/

deliver (a speech, oration, or idea)

From this reading From all enemies and most friends, good Lord, deliver us!

drainedadjectiveUS /dreɪnd/

emptied or exhausted of (as by drawing off e.g. water or other liquid)

From this reading When a man has drained the dregs of the bitterness of life, hope and fear no longer exist in him, only indifference which produces stupefaction.

dregsnounUS /dreɡz/

sediment that has settled at the bottom of a liquid

From this reading When a man has drained the dregs of the bitterness of life, hope and fear no longer exist in him, only indifference which produces stupefaction.

enemiesnounUS /ˈenəmiz/

plural of “enemy” — an opposing military force

From this reading From all enemies and most friends, good Lord, deliver us!

EverythingpronounUS /ˈevriθɪŋ/

all things; all of a situation

From this reading Everything comes to the man who waits but that is no inducement to wait-- for no man wants everything.

existverbUS /ɪɡˈzɪst/

have an existence, be extant

From this reading When a man has drained the dregs of the bitterness of life, hope and fear no longer exist in him, only indifference which produces stupefaction.

fearverbUS /fɪr/

be afraid or feel anxious or apprehensive about a possible or probable situation or event

From this reading When a man has drained the dregs of the bitterness of life, hope and fear no longer exist in him, only indifference which produces stupefaction.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Everything comes to the man who waits but that is no inducement to wait-- for no man wants everything.

ForbiddenadjectiveUS /fərˈbɪd.ən/

Not allowed; banned or prohibited by rule or law.

From this reading Forbidden fruit has no attraction until we know that it is forbidden.

friendsnounUS /frendz/

plural of “friend” — a person you know well and regard with affection and trust

From this reading From all enemies and most friends, good Lord, deliver us!

FromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading From all enemies and most friends, good Lord, deliver us!

fruitnounUS /fruːt/

the ripened reproductive body of a seed plant

From this reading Forbidden fruit has no attraction until we know that it is forbidden.

getsnounUS /ɡets/

plural of “get” — a return on a shot that seemed impossible to reach and would normally have resulted in a point for the opponent

From this reading He usually wants one thing in particular-- just that one which he never gets, no matter how long he waits.

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading From all enemies and most friends, good Lord, deliver us!

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading When a man has drained the dregs of the bitterness of life, hope and fear no longer exist in him, only indifference which produces stupefaction.

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading He usually wants one thing in particular-- just that one which he never gets, no matter how long he waits.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading When a man has drained the dregs of the bitterness of life, hope and fear no longer exist in him, only indifference which produces stupefaction.

hopenounUS /hoʊp/

a specific instance of feeling hopeful

From this reading When a man has drained the dregs of the bitterness of life, hope and fear no longer exist in him, only indifference which produces stupefaction.

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From this reading He usually wants one thing in particular-- just that one which he never gets, no matter how long he waits.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading He usually wants one thing in particular-- just that one which he never gets, no matter how long he waits.

indifferencenounUS /ˌɪnˈdɪfərəns/

unbiased impartial unconcern

From this reading When a man has drained the dregs of the bitterness of life, hope and fear no longer exist in him, only indifference which produces stupefaction.

inducementnounUS /ˌɪnˈduːsmənt/

a positive motivational influence

From this reading Everything comes to the man who waits but that is no inducement to wait-- for no man wants everything.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Everything comes to the man who waits but that is no inducement to wait-- for no man wants everything.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Forbidden fruit has no attraction until we know that it is forbidden.

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading He usually wants one thing in particular-- just that one which he never gets, no matter how long he waits.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading Forbidden fruit has no attraction until we know that it is forbidden.

lifenounUS /laɪf/

a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading When a man has drained the dregs of the bitterness of life, hope and fear no longer exist in him, only indifference which produces stupefaction.

longadjectiveUS /lɔːŋ/

primarily temporal sense; being or indicating a relatively great or greater than average duration or passage of time or a duration as specified

From this reading He usually wants one thing in particular-- just that one which he never gets, no matter how long he waits.

longeradverbUS /ˈlɔːŋɡər/

for more time

From this reading When a man has drained the dregs of the bitterness of life, hope and fear no longer exist in him, only indifference which produces stupefaction.

LordnounUS /lɔːrd/

terms referring to the Judeo-Christian God

From this reading From all enemies and most friends, good Lord, deliver us!

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading Everything comes to the man who waits but that is no inducement to wait-- for no man wants everything.

matternounUS /ˈmætər/

a vaguely specified concern

From this reading He usually wants one thing in particular-- just that one which he never gets, no matter how long he waits.

mostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading From all enemies and most friends, good Lord, deliver us!

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading He usually wants one thing in particular-- just that one which he never gets, no matter how long he waits.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading Everything comes to the man who waits but that is no inducement to wait-- for no man wants everything.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading When a man has drained the dregs of the bitterness of life, hope and fear no longer exist in him, only indifference which produces stupefaction.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading He usually wants one thing in particular-- just that one which he never gets, no matter how long he waits.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading When a man has drained the dregs of the bitterness of life, hope and fear no longer exist in him, only indifference which produces stupefaction.

particularadjectiveUS /pərˈtɪkjələr/

unique or specific to a person or thing or category

From this reading He usually wants one thing in particular-- just that one which he never gets, no matter how long he waits.

producesnounUS /prəˈduːsəz/

plural of “produce” — fresh fruits and vegetable grown for the market

From this reading When a man has drained the dregs of the bitterness of life, hope and fear no longer exist in him, only indifference which produces stupefaction.

stupefactionnoun

a feeling of stupefied astonishment

From this reading When a man has drained the dregs of the bitterness of life, hope and fear no longer exist in him, only indifference which produces stupefaction.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Everything comes to the man who waits but that is no inducement to wait-- for no man wants everything.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Everything comes to the man who waits but that is no inducement to wait-- for no man wants everything.

thingnounUS /θɪŋ/

a special situation

From this reading He usually wants one thing in particular-- just that one which he never gets, no matter how long he waits.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Everything comes to the man who waits but that is no inducement to wait-- for no man wants everything.

untilprepositionUS /ənˈtɪl/

up to a particular time

From this reading Forbidden fruit has no attraction until we know that it is forbidden.

uspronounUS /ʌs/

the speaker and others, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading From all enemies and most friends, good Lord, deliver us!

usuallyadverbUS /ˈjuːʒəwəli/

under normal conditions

From this reading He usually wants one thing in particular-- just that one which he never gets, no matter how long he waits.

waitverbUS /weɪt/

stay in one place and anticipate or expect something

From this reading Everything comes to the man who waits but that is no inducement to wait-- for no man wants everything.

waitsnounUS /weɪts/

plural of “wait” — time during which some action is awaited

From this reading Everything comes to the man who waits but that is no inducement to wait-- for no man wants everything.

wantsnounUS /wɑːnts/

plural of “want” — a state of extreme poverty

From this reading Everything comes to the man who waits but that is no inducement to wait-- for no man wants everything.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading Forbidden fruit has no attraction until we know that it is forbidden.

WhenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading When a man has drained the dregs of the bitterness of life, hope and fear no longer exist in him, only indifference which produces stupefaction.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading He usually wants one thing in particular-- just that one which he never gets, no matter how long he waits.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading Everything comes to the man who waits but that is no inducement to wait-- for no man wants everything.

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