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A man considers his little weaknesses amiable traits; a woman--a woman will not admit that she has a weakness.
God's call, through the still small voice, to preach, is much more irresistible when megaphoned by a wealthy church.
Many who sing loud praises to God, pay heavy tribute to the devil.
If the world is, as is so often whined, growing worse, it is partly because of our presence in it.
The counsel of a good book is far superior to that of a man who says one thing and does another.
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Crankisms

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Crankisms is here in full — 120 sentences across 24 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 21/24 · 5 reading units · Lines 101–105

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A man considers his little weaknesses amiable traits; a woman--a woman will not admit that she has a weakness.
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God's call, through the still small voice, to preach, is much more irresistible when megaphoned by a wealthy church.
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Many who sing loud praises to God, pay heavy tribute to the devil.
/ˈmeni huː sɪŋ laʊd ˈpreɪzəz tuː ɡɑːd peɪ ˈhevi ˈtrɪbjuːt tuː ðə ˈdevəl/
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If the world is, as is so often whined, growing worse, it is partly because of our presence in it.
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The counsel of a good book is far superior to that of a man who says one thing and does another.
/ðə ˈkaʊnsəl ʌv ə ɡʊd bʊk ɪz fɑːr suːˈpɪriər tuː ðæt ʌv ə mæn huː sez wʌn θɪŋ ənd dʌz əˈnʌðər/

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considers verb US /kənˈsɪdərz/

third-person singular of “consider” — deem to be

From this reading “A man considers his little weaknesses amiable traits; a woman--a woman will not admit that she has a weakness.”

irresistible adjective US /ˌɪrɪˈzɪstəbəl/

impossible to resist; overpowering

From this reading “God's call, through the still small voice, to preach, is much more irresistible when megaphoned by a wealthy church.”

praises noun US /ˈpreɪzəz/

plural of “praise” — an expression of approval and commendation

From this reading “Many who sing loud praises to God, pay heavy tribute to the devil.”

preach verb US /priːtʃ/

deliver a sermon

From this reading “God's call, through the still small voice, to preach, is much more irresistible when megaphoned by a wealthy church.”

traits noun US /treɪts/

plural of “trait” — a distinguishing feature of your personal nature

From this reading “A man considers his little weaknesses amiable traits; a woman--a woman will not admit that she has a weakness.”

tribute noun US /ˈtrɪbjuːt/

something given or done as an expression of esteem

From this reading “Many who sing loud praises to God, pay heavy tribute to the devil.”

weaknesses noun US /ˈwiːknəsəz/

plural of “weakness” — a flaw or weak point

From this reading “A man considers his little weaknesses amiable traits; a woman--a woman will not admit that she has a weakness.”

wealthy adjective US /ˈwelθi/

having an abundant supply of money or possessions of value

From this reading “God's call, through the still small voice, to preach, is much more irresistible when megaphoned by a wealthy church.”

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AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading A man considers his little weaknesses amiable traits; a woman--a woman will not admit that she has a weakness.

admitverbUS /ədˈmɪt/

declare to be true or admit the existence or reality or truth of

From this reading A man considers his little weaknesses amiable traits; a woman--a woman will not admit that she has a weakness.

amiableadjectiveUS /ˈeɪmiəbəl/

disposed to please

From this reading A man considers his little weaknesses amiable traits; a woman--a woman will not admit that she has a weakness.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading The counsel of a good book is far superior to that of a man who says one thing and does another.

anotherdeterminerUS /əˈnʌðər/

one more of the same kind, or a different one

From this reading The counsel of a good book is far superior to that of a man who says one thing and does another.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading If the world is, as is so often whined, growing worse, it is partly because of our presence in it.

becauseconjunctionUS /bɪˈkɔːz/

for the reason that

From this reading If the world is, as is so often whined, growing worse, it is partly because of our presence in it.

booknounUS /bʊk/

a written work or composition that has been published (printed on pages bound together)

From this reading The counsel of a good book is far superior to that of a man who says one thing and does another.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading God's call, through the still small voice, to preach, is much more irresistible when megaphoned by a wealthy church.

callverbUS /kɔːl/

assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading God's call, through the still small voice, to preach, is much more irresistible when megaphoned by a wealthy church.

churchnounUS /tʃɜːrtʃ/

one of the groups of Christians who have their own beliefs and forms of worship

From this reading God's call, through the still small voice, to preach, is much more irresistible when megaphoned by a wealthy church.

considersverbUS /kənˈsɪdərz/

third-person singular of “consider” — deem to be

From this reading A man considers his little weaknesses amiable traits; a woman--a woman will not admit that she has a weakness.

counselnounUS /ˈkaʊnsəl/

a lawyer who pleads cases in court

From this reading The counsel of a good book is far superior to that of a man who says one thing and does another.

devilnounUS /ˈdevəl/

(Judeo-Christian and Islamic religions) chief spirit of evil and adversary of God; tempter of mankind; master of Hell

From this reading Many who sing loud praises to God, pay heavy tribute to the devil.

doesauxiliary verbUS /dʌz/

the form of “do” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The counsel of a good book is far superior to that of a man who says one thing and does another.

faradverbUS /fɑːr/

to a considerable degree; very much

From this reading The counsel of a good book is far superior to that of a man who says one thing and does another.

GodnounUS /ɡɑːd/

the supernatural being conceived as the perfect and omnipotent and omniscient originator and ruler of the universe; the object of worship in monotheistic religions

From this reading Many who sing loud praises to God, pay heavy tribute to the devil.

God'snounUS /ɡɑːdz/

possessive form of “god” — the supernatural being conceived as the perfect and omnipotent and omniscient originator and ruler of the universe; the object of worship in monotheistic religions

From this reading God's call, through the still small voice, to preach, is much more irresistible when megaphoned by a wealthy church.

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading The counsel of a good book is far superior to that of a man who says one thing and does another.

growingnounUS /ˈɡroʊɪŋ/

(biology) the process of an individual organism growing organically; a purely biological unfolding of events involved in an organism changing gradually from a simple to a more complex level

From this reading If the world is, as is so often whined, growing worse, it is partly because of our presence in it.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading A man considers his little weaknesses amiable traits; a woman--a woman will not admit that she has a weakness.

heavyadjectiveUS /ˈhevi/

of comparatively great physical weight or density

From this reading Many who sing loud praises to God, pay heavy tribute to the devil.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading A man considers his little weaknesses amiable traits; a woman--a woman will not admit that she has a weakness.

IfconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading If the world is, as is so often whined, growing worse, it is partly because of our presence in it.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading If the world is, as is so often whined, growing worse, it is partly because of our presence in it.

irresistibleadjectiveUS /ˌɪrɪˈzɪstəbəl/

impossible to resist; overpowering

From this reading God's call, through the still small voice, to preach, is much more irresistible when megaphoned by a wealthy church.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading God's call, through the still small voice, to preach, is much more irresistible when megaphoned by a wealthy church.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading If the world is, as is so often whined, growing worse, it is partly because of our presence in it.

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading A man considers his little weaknesses amiable traits; a woman--a woman will not admit that she has a weakness.

loudadjectiveUS /laʊd/

characterized by or producing sound of great volume or intensity

From this reading Many who sing loud praises to God, pay heavy tribute to the devil.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading A man considers his little weaknesses amiable traits; a woman--a woman will not admit that she has a weakness.

ManyadjectiveUS /ˈmeni/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “as” or “too” or “so” or “that”; amounting to a large but indefinite number

From this reading Many who sing loud praises to God, pay heavy tribute to the devil.

megaphoned

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading God's call, through the still small voice, to preach, is much more irresistible when megaphoned by a wealthy church.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading God's call, through the still small voice, to preach, is much more irresistible when megaphoned by a wealthy church.

muchadverbUS /mʌtʃ/

to a great degree or extent

From this reading God's call, through the still small voice, to preach, is much more irresistible when megaphoned by a wealthy church.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading A man considers his little weaknesses amiable traits; a woman--a woman will not admit that she has a weakness.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading If the world is, as is so often whined, growing worse, it is partly because of our presence in it.

oftenadverbUS /ˈɔːfən/

many times at short intervals

From this reading If the world is, as is so often whined, growing worse, it is partly because of our presence in it.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading The counsel of a good book is far superior to that of a man who says one thing and does another.

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading If the world is, as is so often whined, growing worse, it is partly because of our presence in it.

partlyadverbUS /ˈpɑːrtli/

to some extent; in some degree; not wholly

From this reading If the world is, as is so often whined, growing worse, it is partly because of our presence in it.

payverbUS /peɪ/

give money, usually in exchange for goods or services

From this reading Many who sing loud praises to God, pay heavy tribute to the devil.

praisesnounUS /ˈpreɪzəz/

plural of “praise” — an expression of approval and commendation

From this reading Many who sing loud praises to God, pay heavy tribute to the devil.

preachverbUS /priːtʃ/

deliver a sermon

From this reading God's call, through the still small voice, to preach, is much more irresistible when megaphoned by a wealthy church.

presencenounUS /ˈprezəns/

the state of being present; current existence

From this reading If the world is, as is so often whined, growing worse, it is partly because of our presence in it.

saysnounUS /sez/

plural of “say” — the chance to speak

From this reading The counsel of a good book is far superior to that of a man who says one thing and does another.

shepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading A man considers his little weaknesses amiable traits; a woman--a woman will not admit that she has a weakness.

singverbUS /sɪŋ/

deliver by singing

From this reading Many who sing loud praises to God, pay heavy tribute to the devil.

smalladjectiveUS /smɔːl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading God's call, through the still small voice, to preach, is much more irresistible when megaphoned by a wealthy church.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading If the world is, as is so often whined, growing worse, it is partly because of our presence in it.

stilladjectiveUS /stɪl/

not in physical motion

From this reading God's call, through the still small voice, to preach, is much more irresistible when megaphoned by a wealthy church.

superioradjectiveUS /suːˈpɪriər/

of high or superior quality or performance

From this reading The counsel of a good book is far superior to that of a man who says one thing and does another.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading A man considers his little weaknesses amiable traits; a woman--a woman will not admit that she has a weakness.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading God's call, through the still small voice, to preach, is much more irresistible when megaphoned by a wealthy church.

thingnounUS /θɪŋ/

a special situation

From this reading The counsel of a good book is far superior to that of a man who says one thing and does another.

throughprepositionUS /θruː/

from one end or side of something to the other

From this reading God's call, through the still small voice, to preach, is much more irresistible when megaphoned by a wealthy church.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading God's call, through the still small voice, to preach, is much more irresistible when megaphoned by a wealthy church.

traitsnounUS /treɪts/

plural of “trait” — a distinguishing feature of your personal nature

From this reading A man considers his little weaknesses amiable traits; a woman--a woman will not admit that she has a weakness.

tributenounUS /ˈtrɪbjuːt/

something given or done as an expression of esteem

From this reading Many who sing loud praises to God, pay heavy tribute to the devil.

voicenounUS /vɔɪs/

the distinctive quality or pitch or condition of a person's speech

From this reading God's call, through the still small voice, to preach, is much more irresistible when megaphoned by a wealthy church.

weaknessnounUS /ˈwiːknəs/

a flaw or weak point

From this reading A man considers his little weaknesses amiable traits; a woman--a woman will not admit that she has a weakness.

weaknessesnounUS /ˈwiːknəsəz/

plural of “weakness” — a flaw or weak point

From this reading A man considers his little weaknesses amiable traits; a woman--a woman will not admit that she has a weakness.

wealthyadjectiveUS /ˈwelθi/

having an abundant supply of money or possessions of value

From this reading God's call, through the still small voice, to preach, is much more irresistible when megaphoned by a wealthy church.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading God's call, through the still small voice, to preach, is much more irresistible when megaphoned by a wealthy church.

whined

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading If the world is, as is so often whined, growing worse, it is partly because of our presence in it.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading Many who sing loud praises to God, pay heavy tribute to the devil.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading A man considers his little weaknesses amiable traits; a woman--a woman will not admit that she has a weakness.

womannounUS /ˈwʊmən/

an adult female person (as opposed to a man)

From this reading A man considers his little weaknesses amiable traits; a woman--a woman will not admit that she has a weakness.

worldnounUS /wɜːrld/

everything that exists anywhere

From this reading If the world is, as is so often whined, growing worse, it is partly because of our presence in it.

worseadjectiveUS /wɜːrs/

(comparative of “bad”) inferior to another in quality or condition or desirability

From this reading If the world is, as is so often whined, growing worse, it is partly because of our presence in it.

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